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Jack Off Tips from 2007

 

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Archives from January 2007 to December 2007

 

 

 
 
 

Skin  
 
Take your index finger and middle finger and kind of like scissors you 
grab the extra skin on the underside of your penis. After you have done 
that rub the extra skin until an ejaculation.

 

 

 
 

| - January 3, 2007  
can holder  
 
This is a neat method which really works.Get yourself one of those can 
holders that has a hole on the bottom and is vinyl. Lubricate the holder 
and place it in between the seat of a chair and the chair so it sticks out 
with the hole facing you. Get your erection well hard and lubricated and 
use the opening to stick your penis in. It feels like you are actually 
doing someone and when you cum it stays right in the holder for you. 
Be creative like I do and shave your penis and balls and you will really 
feel the penis going in. Just wash the holder and your ready to go again. 
I can do it 2 or 3 times and even sometimes put 2 or 3 holders around 

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the room.

 

 

 
| - January 4, 2007  

Electrical orgasm  

 
This method may sound strange,but it gives you the the powerful orgasm and ejaculation 
ever. Buy one of those muscle toner devices with the four electro pads that you can place 
on your body. Place one electrode directly on the head of your penis, another one at the 
base , one on your anus and the 4th one on the underside of the shaft of your penis. 
Slowly turn up the electrical pulses until you penis starts buzzing like crazy ! Watch a 
porn movie and you will orgasm / ejaculate without touching your penis ( a hands free 
orgasm ! ) 
 
 
| - January 6, 2007  

Vacuum Cleaner Technique  

 
This is a hands free method where you can surf the internet for porn while getting your 
dick sucked and vibrated at the same time. The whole idea is to get your penis in the 
suction hole of the vacuum cleaner but not all vacuum cleaners have a hose big enough so 
you have to be innovative. You can get a PVC pipe big enough to put your penis in and 
fasten that to a smaller pipe that will fit to the hose or opening of the vaccum cleaner. I 
like using a PCV pipe slightly larger in diameter than my penis so it will vibrate more 
and you can lube it up so your penis will slip in and out easily. Some of the larger Wet 
Vac's have a hose large enough to get your penis in but they usually aren't suitable for 
using a lubricant. I keep the vacuum close enough to me so I switch it on and off while 
looking at porn pics and can spend hours of intense pleasure before cumming. Also the 
suction of the vaccum will keep your penis hard even after you cum and often I keep 
going until I have a second orgasm. Try it and you'll fall in love with your wife's vacuum 
cleaner! 

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| - January 6, 2007  
Hot Tub Jets  
 
This is my favorite for a quick, powerful orgasm and ejaculation. Need a hot tub like 
mine which has several jets near the bottom of the tub. Mine are below the sits, so I sit on 
the bottom and put my legs on the seat. I adjust the jet so it is aimed directly at the 
underside of my penis and balls. You can open or close the jet controlling the force of the 
water. With my legs on the seat I get as close as I can to the jet. My penis can be erect in 
minutes and if I stay in this position in a very short period of time I am flooded with that 
good feeling as my penis starts ejaculating on its own without being touched by a hand. 
Some times I will back away or close the jet several times to prolong the experience. 

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| - January 7, 2007  
rolling it between open hands  
 
I think that you are missing on technique that I have used a lot in the past. Actually that is 
the technique I used first as a teenager and that I had improvised. I am now 40. The penis 
has to be placed between the 2 hands that are open and almost rigid. Then the hands 
move back and forth (each hand in an opposite direction) in order to have the penis rolled 
between the hands. Hope that the description is clear enough. If not I would be happy to 
clarify. Best. Miguel 
 
 
| - January 7, 2007  
penis in virgin vagina  
 
I'm 19 years old i've been jacking off since I was 8. The first time I jacked off it was an 
accident I was naked in my bed and kept rubbing my penis of the sheets it lasted for at 
lease l20 seconds, that was by far the best jacking off I ever had. 
 
First, make sure your alone or it's easy to get caught. Then get naked and start rubbing 
penis against bed sheets, if you do it in smaller motions cum squirts out all over the place. 
Keep humping until cum squirts out. 
 
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| - January 8, 2007  
Self Anal Penetration Autopederasty  
 
This technique is the insertion of your penis inside your anus, and then cumming. It will 
be easier for older guys, or those who are able to relax and allow their penis to soften 
while remaining sensitive enough to cum. I start by cleaning my anus with a shower and 
then lying on the bed and stroking up a nice erection using lotion. Then I let it go down, 
while I finger my hole and get it to soften and open up as it gets aroused as well. I will 
get lotion inside and go back to stroking my penis, getting it close to cumming. Then I go 
back to pleasuring my hole. As my penis softens and can be bent back to my anus, I use 
my fingers to slide it around the opening until it wants to go in, and it always does. 
Careful not to lose control, you must keep the head right in the entrance and slowly 
squeeze it in. This takes practice, and sometimes you will cum on the outside without 
ever getting it inside. But keep trying and you will be amazed how well it fits in there.  
 
Move your balls to one side and work it in. Once the head gets past the tight ring, it will 
stay in place and you can rest a bit. I like to use a mirror so I can watch the penis and 

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anus together. Its so hot! 
 
After you master this first part, then you can start to slide it in further and rub it and go 
back and forth just like fucking a vagina. Soon your penis will become rock hard inside 
your tight hole and you can wait for the climax to begin, and you will throb and ooze 
your cum out slowly and the orgasm will last quite a while. After the anus gets tight and 
clenches the head and you can feel good for oh so long. For the persistent guy, the work 
will payoff bigtime, There is nothing like it. Enjoy ! 
 
 
| - January 8, 2007  
Penis vs Hand  
 
Grab the scrotum with your non active hand. Then start strumming your penis with your 
acitve hand really hard. You're hand may get tired but it feels really good. 
 
 
| - January 8, 2007  
Paint Roller  
 
Get yourself a paint roller from any hardware store or some pvc pipe. Lube it up/ Place 
between box spring and mattres/ Enjoy 
 
 
| - January 8, 2007  
Vacuum cleaner  
 
Take a roll of paper Towel / insert penis/place vacuum hose at other end. Turn on 
vacuum. There at least 20 variations to be done. Just explore for yourself. Make sure 
nobody will be home. It's hard to hear anything or anyone when the vacuum is at full 
throttle. 
 

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| - January 9, 2007  
assist with panties  
 
take a pair of panties full cut wrap your member and slowley stroke it. 
 
 
| - January 10, 2007  
Endless Penetration  
 
First you have to make your penis fully erect and cover it and your hands with a lubricant 

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of your choice. Close your fist and place the bottom of your hand at the head. While 
keeping your fist closed slide it down your penis. Before you reach the end put your other 
hand at the end and do the same with that hand. Continue until you reach orgasm. 
 
 
| - January 10, 2007  
Sock off  
 
Sock off --- 
 
First find a sock WAY to small it use anymore (but big enought to jack off with) And cut 
the end of it off get it wet andhave fun 
 
 
 
| - January 11, 2007  
C is my favourite letter  
 
make you're hand into a straight C but not a curved one, put it over you're penis with 
you're thumbnail facing you and you're finger's under you're penis and stroke, I find this 
technique better than the traditional hand grip and also makes you're penis feel longer 
than it is and gives off a better orgasm. 
 
 
| - January 11, 2007  
All friction  
 
klaying on you're back, pull you're scrotom down from underneath as hard as you want 
and than nasturbate, doing it all friction can build up to great orgasm's. try also just 
jerking off you're head or just you're penis and not the head with tiny strokes. 
 
 
| - January 12, 2007  
intercourse style wcouch cushions  
 
The following suggestion provides a vast improvement over the use of a lubricated bag. 
Instead of a bag, use an oversized comdom - I personally favor Magnum X-Large or 
Twister, but any oversized condom will do. Naturalamb works great for it has great feel 
and comes lubricated, but is more expensive. Unroll condom partially - about 1 to 11/2 - 
and fill reservoir with a water based lubricant, preferably the ones with glycerin. Do not 
use too much lub, just enough to fill original reservoir or tip of condom; otherwise, it may 
slip out. Place partially unrolled , lubricated condom on tip of penis and sqweeze any air 
out before unrolling down to the base of the erect penis, this way you will have an extra 
large 'reservoir' that will allow your penis to slide freely. Place erect penis between 
cushions or pillows making sere the reservoir is extended in front of penis head. Place, or 
roll cushions over penis and enjoy. Check condom periodically to make sure it does not 

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start to come off I have found that this can be perfected and improved with practice and 
experimentation. The sensation is a vast improvement over the plastic bag. If you own an 
electric warm pad, you can prewarm the area of the couch or bed you are going to use to 
masturbate. 

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| - January 13, 2007  
Imaginary Anus Penetration  
 
Lay on back in spread eagle, place masturbation hand on penis and begin to jack off. 
before you cum, rub you anus with your lubricated finger of your non masturbating hand. 
right before your cum, insert finger and pull it in and semi-out. AMAZING CLIMAX! 
 
 
| - January 14, 2007  
doggy style  
 
this is my all time favorite, get a kitchen towel or a t- shirt roll to a about a 2 inch 
thickness, excess material facing toward you then fold over making a fake vagina, play 
with yourself till erect, then place penis on bottom fold, fold tophalf over your penis, hold 
with hands on each side for desired tightness, on a table or box of desired height, corners 
are good because theres more room for your hips and legs. You should be on knees 
facing table or standing. A picture of a woman bent over on the table is a plus or a man 
whatever you prefer. Oh and a sock over your penis feels great and cleans the mess. you 
get more clever each time ! 
 
 
| - January 14, 2007  
with a vaccum  
 
I love to take the hose of the vaccum cleaner and stick it on my penis and turn on 
vacuum. oh my does it give you a great suck. It has me cumming really fast. Lube your 
penis first. 
 
 
| - January 15, 2007  
guy Sock Method  
 
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Use a Small Sock, 2-3 year old USED guyS sock. Place it over your erect Penis. Watch 
or Read something that realy turns you on. Rub the sock over your penis for about 30- 1 
hour. Stopping occaisionaly. And then finally come. You will HAVE the most amazing 
ejaculation ever. If you normally dont squirt far, you will this time. IF YOU WANT to 

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SEE YOUR SPERM SHOOTING OUT, THEN CUT THE TOP OFF AND EXPOSE 
YOUR PENIS. BE CAREFUL AS YOU MAY SHOOT IN YOUR FACE. 

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| - January 16, 2007  
Butterfly styl mastubration  
 
If you are good in pullups or gymanstics you can try this. Apply some lub or baby oil on 
ur penis. Put on a tight pair of shorts. I prefer bycle shorts. Get on a pullup bar and raise 
ur body above the ground. Raise ur legs parelle to the ground. Open ur legs apart and 
bring them together. U get an intence orgasm when ur penis rubs against ur shorts and 
soot ur load in ur shorts. Try it enjoy n dont forget to wash ur shorts Hey Hey. 
 
 
| - January 17, 2007  
Telephone masturbation  
 
I am in my 60's and am lucky enough to be alone at times. 
 
In the past I have masturbated while receiving telephone calls from either ladies or 
gentlemen, but of course, a lady is much better. 
 
I will arrange for her to call at a certain time, and about 15 minutes before the scheduled 
call, I will shower, lay naked on bed with a towel under me and anticipate the call. 
 
By the time the phone does ring, I am excited and already in a state of erection. 
 
We perform oral sex on each other,moaning most of the time. 
 
It is best to try to climax together. 
 
So when the excitement builds, I stroke faster and then have climax. 
 
It is wonderful moment of sex. 
 
 
| - January 17, 2007  
Showering Your Genitials  
 
Take a bathtub while you re laying on the Tub and the water is flowing.Make sure you 

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have your leg facing up forward to the walls so that your penis and testicles and your ass 
can feel sensations.You can feel all of this at once and dont have to jerk off!Its more like 
a vibrator! Just try to focus on cumming and it may take few minutes for you to 
cumm.There is alot of sensations in the anus,testicles, and the head of the penis all at 
once, and it ll make you cum.Boy it was awesome!Make sure the water is warm flowing 
to your Genitals. 

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| - January 18, 2007  
The water weenie  
 
At most toy stores you can find a little water filled cylindrical shaped latex toy. BY 
design, it is the toy that is hard to hold in your hand..it slips out of your grasp when 
gripped. Do you know which toy I mean? I've experimented with this toy for a while and 
finally found the ultimate sex toy ever. Strange that they sell it to kids. this can be used 
while wearing a condom. Simply rest opening of toy on head of penis and insert gently. 
Gently up and down on shaft. It feels like a blowjob. It also gives the sensation of your 
penis being wrapped tightly in water. Do not lubricate...trust me. The toy will slip and fly 
across the room. You can also use it without the condom but you'll need to baby- powder 
your erection so that the toy doesn't irritate. Suggestion: When toy is fully wrapped 
around penis, insert a vibrator into the top. Continue stroking toy up and down. The 
vibrator pulsates the water inside the toy and causes a mind-blowing orgasm. Yuo may 
not see straight for a few minutes! 
 
 
| - January 18, 2007  
good technique  
 
This is simple but a good masturbation technique. It gives good orgasm and a good 
ejaculation. Grip the shaft of the penis firmly (try not to touch the head) with both hands 
and move the hands up and down. Like the basic technique. Keep on doing this until you 
get to the point of ejaculation. Then stop for a few seconds. After a while start up again 
but only rub the head and that general area until you reach orgasm. When you ejaculate 
keep on going for as long as you can. 
 
 
| - January 19, 2007  
Multiple Orgasm  
 
First you need to practise strengthening your muscles, the pc muscle I think it is called, 
which you use to control urinating. You can do it anywhere, any time, just practise 

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squeezing and holding it for seconds at a time, building up to longer and longer times. 
Once you've done this for a while get comfortable on your bed (works best I find) and 
masturbate as you usually do, but slowly. Bring yourself nearer and nearer to orgasm, and 
it will take practise, but when you feel your orgasm start, let go of your penis and tighten 
that muscle for as long as you can. If you do it right the orgasm will continue but you 
won't ejaculate and it will be hard to control the muscle, but done right you'll feel it all 
through your body. I suggested lying on your bed to do this because, if like me, you 
really need to strain the tighten that muscle, and that is part of the feeling. If you wait a 
minute you can start again because you don't lose your erection, so you can do this as 
many times as you can stand. Personally I've managed to do it 3 or 4 times, so I've had 
multiple orgasms with no ejaculation, though I do like to do that for the last one anyway. 

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| - January 19, 2007  
Humping  
 
I've never found the pillow technique to be good because they are too small. What I 
prefer to do is roll my duvet up and make a hole between the folds of it, then I put 
something inside to catch my cum later. I then either position myself next to it or on top, 
generally wrapping my legs around it, and slipping my penis inside. I sometimes am 
already hard when I start, otherwise I softly rub myself against the duvet to make me 
hard. Then I thrust into it, and because it's bigger I often wrap my arms around it, holding 
it closer while I go. It can take a while like this, which I usually like, and when I cum I 
can just collapse with it until I feel like moving again. 
 
 
| - January 21, 2007  
big load  
 
first you have to get fuly naked and lube up the top of your penis and your stomach. you 
then lie face down on the floor (i find carpet to be most pleasureable). you then begin to 
move your stomach back and forth on your penis and the load you produce wilbe huge 
 
 
| - January 22, 2007  
computer jerking off  
 
I liketo sit at the computer with shorts and underwear on. While watching porn I pull the 
head of my penis out and play with it until I get precum. I rub the precum on my head. 
Then I masturbate unil I cum on my thigh. Then I rub the cum on my upper thigh. 
 
 
| - January 24, 2007  
Tube and Lube  

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Take an empty toilet paper roll or paper towel roll, lube it up (on the inside)with vaseline 
or lotion. Place your penis in it and put the opposite in against a wall and pump your 
penis in and out. 
 
 
| - January 24, 2007  
two-hand jacking  
 
Only for uncircumzised men: Sit on a chair. Press your thights together pull the penis 
shaft into your body. The head is really hard. Then rub the head by pressing the tips of 
the thumb, index and middle fingers against each other and move the foreskin back and 
forth.You can vary the speed and pull the foreskin either all behind the head up on the 
shaft or forward to the tip. When you start ejaculating precum, take off one hand, hold the 
head with the thumb and middle finger of one hand and rub the frenulum with the index 
finger, spreading the precum. Go back and forth masturbating either way until you squirt. 

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| - January 24, 2007  
Hand Control  
 
I like to get off on webcam for my girlfriend. She takes control of my hand and tells me 
what to do with my dick, while she talks dirty to me as well. It's not as good as her doing 
it herself, but it feels so good when I come for her to see 
 
 
| - January 24, 2007  
Tie your penis  
 
I've begun tying my penis with a shoe string. Not only does it make your penis harder and 
more sensitive, it seems to have made mine a little bigger. Start when you are soft and tie 
a shoe string or something similar at the base of your penis. It helps to use a condom to 
reduce friction from the string (then cut away the rest of the condom). When you get hard 
- the blood won't be able to flow back out because of the constriction at the base of your 
penis. Your penis will be very hard - much more than normal. There is also more precum, 
which you can use for lube or even eat it to increase the sensual nature. 
 
Doing this too much, or too long, can cause damage. So use in moderation. 

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How to be discreet  

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If you live with a family, getting caught can be horrible. The best ways to avoid that are: 
 
Jackoff in the bathroom. Keep the door locked, and make sure it is a bathroom out of the 
way (don't use the one that every one uses, use your own). If someone needs to go, just 
stop and say you are having diarhhea, and clean up quick. 
 
Jackoff in bed, while covered. Most people that are polite knock first, but when they 
don't, make sure you are in bed. No one can see you, just turn over and mutter that you 
are trying to sleep. 
 
Make sure that no one needs you for something when you start, because it is tough to stop 
once you get going. 
 
Try to jackoff late at night, when most people are too tired to get up to inspect that noise 
or are already asleep. 
 
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put penis between partners breasts and strok  
 
by stroking the penis and testicles between the breasts of the female while she squeezes 
them together, both will enjoy a slow, complete orgasm. she will love the feel of the hair 
and his ejaculation on her breasts and chin. 
 

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combo pelvic thrust  
 
Get on your knees and start to perform the pelvic thrust tecnique but keep your hands on 
your penis and rub up and down so it feels like you are having sex and your partner are 
both moving 
 
 
| - February 2, 2007  
penis on feet  
 

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Get a rock hard erection. rub your penis till it feels as if you want to ejaculate. rub your 
penis on the heel of your feet with precum oosing from your pensis. rub harder until you 
cum. 

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| - February 3, 2007  
mind blowiing  
 
Use house hold clothes pegs on your nipples, then find a bottle (a condom is good for 
over the top) and gently force it in your ass, then wedge your penis between the bed and 
matress, as you rock to and fro the bottle penetrates your ass and the pegs giv you an 
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| - February 5, 2007  
towel mastubation  
 
Lubrication is highly recommended for this technique!!!  
 
it is sometimes fun to put a towel or some kind of cloth around the penis while jacking 
off. just use the regular full fist technique. This is really great way to cum quicker than 
usual. 
 
 
| - February 6, 2007  
tasting the fruits of your labor...well worth it  
 
the best thing in the world is eating your load right from your penis...as so many others 
have said..lay onyour back..legs over your head..and jerk...open your mouth and catch it 
all...roll it all around in your mouth and enjoy the taste for a few minutes..then 
swallow...sometimes after I roll it around...then swallow..i am so horned up that I will 
jerk it again..and catch it again in my mouth a 2nd time...just do it..you will love it...if 
you expect someone else to swallow your load, why cant you take your own..???...its well 
worth it...yummy yummy yummy, ive got cum in my tummy...oh ya babe...believe me...i 
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| - February 6, 2007  
pain  
 
ok this one is for those of you who like pain you take some bar soap take off a big peace 
wet it and put it in your penis you then masterbate to make the pain go away or let it burn 
 
 
| - February 6, 2007  
Huge Orgasm  
 
1. Stroke your penis until it becomes erect 2. Once erect, use alot of aloe vera and put it 
all over your penis and balls 3. Sit on your heels and start jacknig off 
 
Doing this while continuing to keep putting the aloe on your penis for about 30 mins 
gives you the biggest orgasm I've ever expierenced! 
 
 
| - February 6, 2007  
Perfect ejaculation  
 
Hello, I have recently started masterbating, but I could not get the ejaculation. I tried for 
several weeks until I perfected ejaculation. The way that worked for me is more simple 
than anything. First, you have to put on underwear, not boxers, tidywhities. Sit on the 
floor only in your undies and spread your legs so that the undies are tight on your penis. 
Start masterbting with the opposite hand that you would usually use. Once you get the 
right erection, use your good hand to move your hand up the shaft as fast as possible. The 
head will rub against the underwear and give it a tingly feeling. After a few seconds, you 
will feel your muscles start to fail, keep going. Once you get that ejaculation feeling, take 
off your underwear and do whatever you want to do with the semen. I personally just 
hang over a toilet and let it drip out after the initial burst. Happy ejaculating. 

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Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome TMS  
 
You did not mention male prone position masturbation or Traumatic Masturbatory 
Syndrome (TMS) 
 
This is the way I do it...lol I can do it this way 3 to 5 times a day. see the you r l ' s below. 
Editor's Notes: Actually, we have done quite a bit of study on the topic of TMS 
(Traumatic Masturbatory Syndromw). The founder of AdvancedMasturbation.com 
actually wrote an article on this topic at the request of the JackinWorld masturbation info 

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website. At the time, it was assumed that this was a serious issue for men. However, over 
time it seems that very few men are actually affected by this syndrome. It seems that 
JackinWorld site has either discontinued the article or downplayed its importance.  
We're no longer full in agreement with the original article on TMS because it is possible 
to masturbate in the prone (face down) position without putting excessive pressure on the 
penis. In addition, that article fails to clearly state that the real problem in TMS is when 
the masturbator puts so much pressure on the penis that an erection is impossible or 
nearly impossible. 
Don't panic if you read the following article. Remember, there is evidence to the contrary 
on the issue.  
This is the original html version of the "Tramatic Masturbatory Syndromw" file -  

www.healthystrokes.com/TMS.pdf

  

 
 
| - February 7, 2007  
Intense pleasure with arm floats.  
 
You can use arm floats which are normally used for kids in the pool. To see pictures, go 
to google images and use keywords: arm floats. 
 
Put a lot of air in them, add some lubricant in the central area and insert you dick in it. It 
will appliy an exquisite pressure on your penis and you will soon feel a wonderful 
sensation growing stronger and stronger. This masturbation technique is the one that 
procure by far the most intense orgasms for me. A last point, some floats are textured on 
the inside and some are smooth, chose the textured ones, way better. 

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| - February 8, 2007  
The Slipper Slip  
 
First, get 2 pillows and place them on the bed. Place one pillow in the middle of the bed, 
where your penis goes, and fold it in half, horizonality. Then, place the other pillow 
where you head goes, at the top of the bed. Get a slipper that you don't care if you get 
cum in and place it in the middle of the folded pillow. Either place a plastic bag inside the 
slipper or put a condom on, and start to lub your flaccid penis. Lie on the bed face down, 
and place your semi- hard penis inside the slipper like a vagina. Then place your hands 
on the upper pillow, for support. Finally, arch your back and start fucking the slipper. 
This is a great simulation, to feel like a vagina. This can be done in boxers, with a fly that 
can be opened, or bare naked. This technique feels so good. 
 
 
| - February 8, 2007  
Intense Climax  
 

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When I'm home alone and horny I love to have a long and intense wank. I like to get 
naked and slip into a lycra jock-strap for starters, touching my hard penis through the 
material. I prefer to be in my room and leave the door wide open - its great to fantasize 
about being caught! I 'll then do away with the jock strap and slip on a condom with the 
numbing gel in the end. I'll then lay on the bed, plug some headphones into an ipod and 
getting some loud dance music going. I'll basically throw my head back and wank away 
to the beat of the bass grinding my hips and playing with my balls. As I think I'm about to 
cum I'll stop and think of something really boring . Keep doing this for as long as I can 
take it. When I've had enought I'll rip the condom off and wank like crazy, grinding away 
and moaning as muc h as I want, The most intense orgasm will ensue and I'll shoot my 
load everywhere. Love it!!! 
 
 
| - February 9, 2007  
Jeans  
 
I like to sit at my pc reading stories or watching videos etc wearing jeans, feeling myself 
get erect and it being pressed in tightly by my jeans. I sometimes rub myself through my 
jeans, and do this for quite a while, and doing this I find that I tend to produce a lot of 
precum. I will then unfasten my jeans, pull them down a little and since I am all natural 
(ie not circumcised) my precum makes it easier for my foreskin to slide back and forth 
over the head of my penis. I will slowly stroke for a while, letting my foreskin roll back 
and forth to stimulate the glans, then I will squeeze harder as I stroke when I want to 
cum, and it tends to be quite powerful when I do it like that. 
 
 
| - February 10, 2007  
Ziploc Love  
 
What I like to do is first you grab a ziploc bag...usually the big ones that can hold a lot of 
food inside. I then fill it up with water...but not to much so that way you are able to fold it 
over. Next I place it in the microwave for about 20 seconds...to where it doesnt get to hot 
but just warm...then...i fold it like a vagina...and hump away...breakage of the ziploc bag 
is ok...you will feel the wetness on your penis as you give pleasure to yourself making it 
feel like you are giving a girl an orgasm...CAUTION...dont use to hot of water as it will 
burn your penis...have fun. 
 
 
| - February 10, 2007  
Teddy Bear Love  
 
For this...if you have a younger sister or brother...and they have old teddy bears or stuff 
animals that they dont play with anymore...what I like to do is cut a hole at the bottom of 
the stuff animal...not to big...not to small to wear you can still feel the friction...then with 
lubrication and maybe a condom for easy clean up...fuck the teddy bear...trust me...you 
will be thankful that you kept them around all this time or you will be thankful that you 

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New Year Resolution  
 
This is usually a once a year thing...first of all this can only be done on new years 
eve...what I have done for the past 13 years is with exactly one minute before the new 
year...I masturbate as fast as I can before the clock strikes midnight...not only will this get 
your heart rate up but you will feel the fun and excitement as if you are doing an actual 
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Umbrella handle  
 
I know this sounds gay - but apparently alot of guys get stimulation thru their back door - 
so I use an umbrella and lube it up and put it in my butt and then wank - whilst pulling 
the umbrella up in front of myself - it hits your prostate and you have a mad orgasm. 
 
 
| - February 10, 2007  
Left side cum on leg  
 
I am right-hand dominant, so I lie in bed on my left side with my left leg gently crooked. 
I pull my right foot up toward my torso and place it flat down on the bed. My right knee 
is at a 90 degree angle to the bed (up in the air). I stroke my penis with a normal right- 
hand grip, but the head must be facing downward (toward my left knee). Sometimes, 
while stroking, I like to slap the head of my penis on my leg. I can cum by slapping alone 
or I can stroke it if I like. When I cum, I let the semen flow all over my left thigh. I have 
much more intense orgasms when my penis is pointing downwards in this way that with 
the more-common penis pointing upward methods. 
 
 
| - February 12, 2007  
Black and Decker sextoy  
 
Once I knew a beautiful exotic dancer named Kayla who's nickname was the black and 
decker pecker wrecker. One night I got so worked up from her couch dance rubbing 
against my penis I decided to try this. . This might sound scary at first, but it feels 
absolutely incredible. Using quite a bit of baby oil helps. 

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Using a variable speed drill, jack off with one hand while using the other hand to hold the 
drill so the FLAT part of the spinning drill head rubs the side, top and underneath of your 
shaft. It is very important to use a flat head type of drill, no knobbies please! Shave first, 
so that no hair gets accidentally caught in the spinning head of the drill.  
 
If your pubic hair gets snagged in the spinning drill head you might need scissors to cut 
your off your own pubic hair. Soft, on and off contact with the flat part of the drill head 
on your penis is best and will really drain you! As you get better you can increase and 
vary speed and contact for very intense sensations, and when you are close to ejaculation 
you will not EVEN want to pull the drill away from your penis. Helps your stamina and 
man, what a stiffy! 
 
 
| - February 13, 2007  
Downward masturbation  
 
Masturbation technique No 12 is my favorite one. I complete it by massaging my 
testicules while stroking from the head of the penis downward to the base, sliding the 
palm and fingers over the dry glans and the sulcus. I don't need lube and think dry 
stroking gives more pleasure and can be achieved everywhere. When ejaculating, I rub 
the cum over the extremely sensitive head to amplify the orgasm. 
 
 
| - February 14, 2007  
Artificial vagina  
 
For people who masturbate in prone position or non-prone position, the artificial vagina 
called Nicole's Senso Fondle my pussy stroker ( made by California Exotic ) is great. Use 
lot of lube. Great sensation. It is very very soft unlike other artificial vaginas. 
 
 
| - February 16, 2007  
Mindblowing orgasm  
 
Using your thumb, index finger and middle finger to masturbate the gland of your 
rockhard penis can be exhilarating. I just did it (again) in an over two hour stop-and-go 
session which gave me fantastic pleasure in my horny boner and throughout my slim and 
smooth body. In the end, my penis was begging for ejaculation and I exploded in an 
intense and thunderous orgasm shooting my hot semen all over. Reading about all the 
techniqes here makes me horny again and gives me a tingling feeling in the head of my 
penis. I'm massaging my gland and can feel my juices getting ready for another 
mindblowing orgasm. I'm 39 and I enjoy masturbation in all its forms. The orgasms are 
always explosive. 
 
 

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| - February 17, 2007  
Frozen Cum  
 
I always wanted to taste my cum but as soon as I came I lost interest. I solved the 
problem by cumming into a baggie and putting it into the freezer for a few days. Then 
when I am horny I get it out while masturbating and bite off a chunk....wow, it's great! 
 

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| - February 19, 2007  
Bottle Screw  
 
Okay this is what you do. Get a bottle that will fit your certain girth. For me that is a 
Powerade or Gatorade bottlee. Have the emtpy bottle and fill it will a bunch of lube (IT 
FEELS GREAT). Next make sure that the shaft of the bottle is also well lubed. Insert 
dick and have some fun. Clean up is easy. 
 
 
| - February 20, 2007  
Smackulation  
 
After getting erect, I like to get a little more stimulation by gently smacking my penis 
with the four fingers of my right/left hand, back and forth. There's no pain and it really 
excite the penis into a thicker, harder erection. 
 
 
| - February 20, 2007  
mirror masturbation  
 
get fully naked in front of a full length mirror, lay on thr floor,  
 
bend so you can see your ass in the mirror jack off with one hand insert a finger in your 
ass with the other hand watching it go into your ass cum quickly as you watch your finger 
disapear in your asshole 
 
 
 
| - February 21, 2007  
vibrating jockstrap  
 
get a jockstrap and take out the cup and put in a cell phone or somethig that vibrates lay 
out on ur bed and enoy 
 
 

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| - February 22, 2007  
Double Full Fist Milking  
 
Lube up well then start to masturbate using any method you prefare. After awhile go to 
full fist method with your right hand using a milking motion then introduce your left 
hand milking as normal. Do this for ten strokes (five each hand) then ten strokes from the 
tip to the base of your penis. Incease number of stokes by five until orgasm is achieved.  
 
 
| - February 22, 2007  
balloon and latex glove vagina  
 
get a big balloon preferably 24 qualatex or bigger up to 36 blow it up, put a latex glove 
filled with lubricant over your penis lay down on the balloon and start thrusting. your 
penis will slide in and out of the glove like in the real thing and the balloon does a great 
job too. If you feel like it you may pop the balloon when you're cuming but it's optional. 
 
- February 24, 2007  
Edging alone  
 
I'm 39 and gay, and I love masturbating my penis about once a week. When I feel ready 
to go for it I play some hot gay porn, and then I strip and get completely naked. I'm slim 
and smooth and I like to see myself in a large mirror with my big hard boner poking up in 
the air. I love long masturbation sessions of 2-3 hours during which I edge a lot in front 
of the mirror. While I stroke and tease my gland and shaft I get unbearably good 
orgasmic feelings. The more I edge, the more my penis hardens and the more I get 
aroused from waves of incredible sexual lust rushing through my groin, balls and penis. 
Smoking some pot makes the masturbation even more enjoyable and the sexual pleasure 
even more intense. When I can't take it anymore, I take position on my bed and sit down 
on my heels, stretching the upper part of my body as much as I can. I masturbate faster 
and faster, stimulating my penishead with one hand and massaging my perineum with the 
other. Soon I will feel my juices pressing on more and more in my unbelievably hard 
penis, and I'll get closer and closer to ejaculation. All along, I can see myself in the 
mirror thrusting my pelvis back and forth in a frenzy of build-up to orgasm. Sometimes I 
use poppers just before the point of no return. When my penis gets ready to ejaculate my 
juices, I use my thumb and two fingers to masturbate my penishead even harder. At that 
point, I feel soooo horny and I just can't get enough of masturbating. In the end I let go 
and usually explode in a mindblowing and sometimes screaming orgasm, shooting my 
semen all over my legs and my bed. I makes me feel soooo good to look at my throbbing 
and hard penis in the mirror after each massive ejaculation. My penis stays very hard and 
feels even more horny after all the edging and the ensuing thunderous orgasm. After 
about 10 minutes I'm ready to shoot again, holding my rockhard shaft with one hand and 
giving my now very sensitive penis gland another thumb and finger job. When I finally 
let go again, this second orgasm is deeply intense and I often can't help screaming when I 
feel new loads of semen squirting out from my hard and totally aroused penis. Then I 
either go for a third orgasm or I go to bed. In the morning I sometimes masturbate again 

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(like I'm doing now), or otherwise I wait for another week or so until I have another hot 
and horny wanking session again. It's great masturbating, and I really love my penis. 

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| - February 24, 2007  
Ice cube up Anus  
 
Take all your clothes off than begin to rub the ice cub all over your body especially near 
your penis and anus. After a couple minutes begin to work the ice cub up your anus. You 
can push it in all the way or slowly work it up. Feels so good when alone and everything 
is quite. 
 
 
| - February 24, 2007  
Edging alone  
 
I'm 39 and gay, and I lke to masturbate my penis about once a week. I go for long 
masturbation sessions of 2-3 hours during which I keep edging and holding back my 
ecaculation again and again. I do this in front of a large wall mirror, completely naked 
and horny. I like to see my slim and smooth body in ecstacy, my throbbing penis pointing 
out proudly in the air. I walk around naked in the darkness of my apartment, masturbating 
the gland of my penis and massaging my perineum. I smoke some pot which adds to the 
waves of sexual lust I feel rushing through my groin, balls and penis. I edge again and 
again and feel I can't have enough of the masturbation. Once I let go and explode in an 
intense and screaming orgasm, I squirt load after load of semen out of my aroused and 
very hard penis. I had massive ejaculations twice last night, and again once this evening. 
And now I can sense the tingling feeling again between the legs in my stiffening penis. 
I'm ready for more masturbation and edging in front of the large mirror. I love my penis, I 
feel sooooo horny playing with my penishead. 
 
 
| - February 24, 2007  
Fur Coat Masturbation  
 
It's hard to beat masturbating with a nice thick, warm fur coat. I have several fake and 
one real fox fur and all feel quite good on my penis. I usually put a pillow or two in the 
fur coat and lay on the floor atop another fur coat on the floor. Or I'll wear one while I 
have sex with another stuffed fur coat. The fake furs are easy to wash once covered in 
cum, just throw them in the washer using cold water and air dry. Not so easy cleaning the 
real fur. The sleek fur on a hard penis is tough to beat!! Seeing your thick hot cum all 
over the fur is hot as well! Especially black mink fur coats, you can see every drop of 
cum! 

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| - February 25, 2007  
evidence  
 
I am 16 and live at home with my family, as such I had to come up with a way of 
disposing of the evidence after I masturbate. Here's what I do: at night when getting 
undressed I always put one sock [or both] next to my pillow, when i'm in bed I get my 
penis up to erection and then put a sock over my penis like a condom. This way the cum 
is contained and all you have to do is throw your sock into the wash basket. 
 
 
| - February 25, 2007  
bed technique  
 
first you wil need a plastic bag preferably a sandwich bag then get a water based lubricant 
(i use baby oil) and pour it into the bag. mix it around so the lube covers the entire inside 
of the bag then put the bag inbetween the matress and base of the bed leaving a little bit 
sticking out. slide your penis into the bag then slide in and out like you are penatrating a 
vagina. 
 
 
| - February 26, 2007  
penis glory  
 
Laying on your stomach with your hand down over your penis. Then gently push the 
penis between your legs. A beautiful sensation and it spurts all down your legs 
 
 
| - February 26, 2007  
Screwing the Glans  
 
This is a great method of masturbation for both circumcised and uncircumcised men - it 
gives great pleasure to both! Once you have a really good firm erection, grip your penis 
shaft with the non-masturbating hand, pulling the foreskin, if you have one, completely 
off your penis-head, (glans). This hand is going to grip your penis shaft firmly, holding it 
steady and not moving at all, thoughout this masturbation session. 
 
Use a thin lube, such as an oil, (I always lube with olive oil if lube is needed for the 
masturbatory method I am using). Lubricate only the fingertips of your maasturbating 
hand. Now grip your penishead, (glans), with the finger tips only, and thumb tip, at the 
widest flaring of the penishead just above where the shaft and penishead meet, known as 
the corona. Your thumb tip should be on the frenulum, in the triangular area of your 
penishead, and the other finger tips spaced evenly around the ridge, ow widest part, of 
your penishead. Your fingers should be in a position as if you were going to unscrew a 

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bottle top. Now, starting slowly move your finger tips round and back, like unscrewing a 
bottle, moving them evenly and firmly over the flaring ridge of your penishead. Keep 
your other hand firmly gripping your penis shaft and holding your penis still and steady. 
Speed up the screwing movement, all the time ensuring your thumb tip really 
concentrates and works on your frenulum. The faster you go the quicker you will come! I 
use this method a lot, but like to do it slowly, and make the delight it gives my penis last 
and last. Sometimes up to half an hour. 
 
This method of masturbation gives a very intense pleasure simply because it concentrates 
all the stimulation on the most sensitive part of your penis - the flared edge, known as the 
corona, of your penishead or glans, and the frenulum. For uncicumcised men, this 
pleasure may at first be so intense as to be almost painful, when performed on your naked 
penishead, if you are not used to direct stimulation of your naked glans. But it can also be 
done without lube on an uncircumcised penis by leaving the foreskin on your penishead, 
gripping your erect shaft, and doing the movements on the loose foreskin covering the 
ridge of your glans. This will be very stimulating, and extremely pleasurable, but 
nowhere near as intense as when it is done on a naked glans. Coming can be a little 
messy, as the semen gets spread about a bit, but worth it for that oh so intense delight it 
gives!  
 
I have taught this method of masaturbation to many men, circumcised and uncircumcised, 
straight and gay, and the consensus of opinion is WOW!! I never knew my penis could 
give me so much intense pleasure - Mmmmmmmmmmm. ENJOY it guys, you will never 
forget it once you have masturbated to full climax this way!! 

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| - February 26, 2007  
Thrust and Throb  
 
Suitable for men with circumcised and uncircumcised penises. Once you have a really 
good erection, and have masturbated by any method you enjoy to almost the point of 
orgasm, grip the skin of your penis shaft firmly with one hand using the forefinger and 
thumb encircling the base of your penis shaft, and pull your shaft skin hard back towards 
your body, stretching the skin as taught as possible, making your penishead, (glans), look 
tight and shiny. Then, holding this hand still and unmoving, thrust your hips forward, 
pushing your erect penis forwards, keeping the shaft skin gripped by your non-
masturbating fingeer and thumb as tight and taught as possible. (If you are 
uncircumcised, you may need to pull your foreskin back off your penishead first before 
you start this). The glans or penishead will look tight and shiny once your shaft skin it 
really taught on your penis. Now make your penis throb, by contracting the muscles you 
use to stop peeing. Throb several times. Your penis will possibly become a little fatter 
when you do this, as you are pumping more blood into it by throbbing. It will also jump 
up amd down with each throb. If this does not bring you to orgasm straight away, 
masturbate a little more and repeat the skin tightening grip, pull back on the shaft skin 

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and throb as hard as you can, several times. You will feel the approach of your orgasm, 
but resist the temptation to stroke your penis or touch your penishead. Instead pull back 
even harder on your shaft and the skin, thrust your hips more and thob as hard as you can, 
as many times as you can. With a little practice, the stretching of the skin, throbbing of 
the penis and hip thrusts will make you orgasm, and come really hard. Each throb will be 
more and more pleasurable until you do orgasm and ejaculate your semen. Do not be 
tempted to stroke your penis at all before or during orgasm, let the trobs do the work. 
They will give you a completely hands free orgasm and ejaculation, which feels very 
different and is extremely pleasuable indeed! I love this method when I am really horny, 
and love to make it last a long time before finally ejaculating. It also always makes me 
come a really big load of semen, much more than other methods of masturbation. Most 
men I have taught this method use it fairly regularly, and many have taught their wives or 
partners to do the grip and shaft skin stretch for them, as they thob their penis to climax. 
Enjoy it guys! 
 
 
| - February 26, 2007  
Thighs Surprise  
 
This is one of my favorite ways to cum ... when my wife is sleeping she usually sleeps on 
her stomach or on her side ... she wears a T- shirt and panties to bed … I sleep naked … 
so when I feel she is fast asleep, I scoot over on my side and let my flaccid penis touch 
her bare thigh (or her panty clad ass) ... very gently I slide my penis back and forth 
against her skin… I get a full erection. 
 
It feels great physically and my heart is pounding a little more than normal because I’m 
trying not to wake her up. If she is sleeping soundly ... I can press my penis firmly against 
her warm thighs â€¦ I rub back and forth until I feel myself about to cum â€¦ they I stop 
moving and press my throbbing member against her body… and I lay there, and I feel my 
penis start to quiver as the semen travels up the shaft and spurts out on her leg. The 
orgasm is very intense and intensified because I am cumming, while she is sleeping. 
When I stop cumming I roll away from her.  
 
My wife has only caught me once and I have done this over 100 times. Sometimes it can 
take 10 minutes and sometimes two hours. Sometimes she is sleeping too lightly and 
nothing happens â€¦ and sometimes she sleeps like the dead and then a lot happens â€¦ I 
have stopped coming on her panty covered butt as the dried cum can leave a mark … 
 
I actually developed this technique when I was teenager and my female cousin slept over 
at our house â€¦ 
 
 
| - February 26, 2007  
panty raid  
 
Get a quick erection by rubbing a sexy panty from Victoria's Secret over the penis and 

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then, once the erection occurs, use the smaller part of the panties to tie at the base of your 
penis. it acts as a penis ring, so to speak. the sexiness of the panty and the continued 
stroking make for a nice self-pleasuring session. 

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| - February 27, 2007  
This Is Awesome  
 
Ok Guys...I designed the perfect male masturbation technique. I designed this little 
contraption today, and couldn't wait to try it out. Outside of a real blowjob..This is the 
next best thing...PROMISE!! To start with, I have sleep apnea. So, I have a CPAP 
machine. Well, they give you various pillows for your nose. One of the ones I have is a 
soft nasal pillow. It fits over your nose, kinda like the ones you have when you get 
oxygen...Well, I have two of them, and if you look at it really clsoe, it kinda looks like a 
pussy...LOL. Anyway, I then took a toilet paper holder, and lined it with soft foam. Just 
along the inside. Then, I took the nasal pillow, and taped it on the end. (Duct tape works 
better). So, when you have it done, wrap the entire paper holder with duct tape. Cause 
you want it to be nice and firm. Then stick the other end over the vacuum cleaner hose. 
Tape all of that together so you can be assured of a nice tight wrap with out all of it 
falling apart. Then fill the end of the pussy looking nasal pillow with vaseline. Lube it up 
good. Now, when you stick your penis in the end, make sure you don't feel any 
discomfort. You most likely won't be able to get your whole shaft in the ned of the nasal 
pillolw, as it is only about 2. But what you get is the sensation of just the tip of your penis 
being sucked....Ok, there's more....Before you get all hooked up, take a nerve stimulation 
machine that has those 4 wires coming from it to stimulate bad nerves...You know what I 
mean, anyway, stick one of those wires in each of 4 stick pads that come with it. Place 1 
pad over the entry of your ass, 1 on your balls, one just at the base of your penis, and the 
other one above your pubic hair. Turn it on till you start feeling the sensations, and then 
when it feels really good, place the nasal pillow over your penis, and turn on the vacuum 
cleaner. Make sure you use a good lube. Lay back on the bed, and just move the vacuum 
handle up and down on your head, while those nerve stimulators are doing their part, and 
I swear within 3 minutes you will cum like a crazy mad man...DAMN THAT FEELS 
GOOD!!!....Happy Jerking!!!!!!!! 
 
 
| - February 28, 2007  
The Dickolass  
 
This one is really good if you are alone. I often don't get the chance to go with girls. In 
fact I have never been with a girl in my life. So I find masturbation sites like these very 
useful, so I only feel a contribution is in order. 
 
Grab the penis head and tell it it has been a 'naughty boy'. Then slap it or 'spank' it. You 
will find it keeps erecting up for more. So then it gets tense. Grab a 'penis-like' object and 

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stroke it around your penis. Then when its lubed up with precum, shove it up your anal 
hole. Pull it in and out so fast; that when it comes out it is covered in poo. Then suck it. 
Its actually quite pleasurable. Then wank as normal and cum on your chest to rub it in. 
 
Alternatively, if you need a poo, lie on your back and 'scat' on your face. Some people 
aren't into this type of sexual act, but I find it really horny. It involves pooing on oneself 
or another. Rub it in and if you want eat it. It's not as bad as you think. Rub it on your 
penis and masturbate as normal. Tips: Have a nose peg. Thanks for reading. x 
 
 
| - March 1, 2007  
ANAL JOY  
 
I guess about 19 I was jacking, I got the urge to stuff something up my asshole. I lubed 
up a penis sixed spray can of Brute, and shamefully slid it in. I wanted it in deeper. I 
found a thick book to squat and sit on. With that I got it in deep. I certainly didn't equate 
it to a penis, but it felt great! I did feel ashamed of doing it, but the pleasure I got was 
more than the shame. Once I attached a lawn cycle to the leg curl bar on my weight 
bench. It had a thick handle. By laying onn my stomach I could work the bar and really 
fuck myself. What an incredible orgasm! I've used may different objects. I got my wife to 
do my ass once. I think she was surprized I took the bid dildo. I love fucking her ass, she 
loves it too. I've decided anal activity doesn't make you gay. Warm enema's are nice too. 
When I shower I often plugged in my wifes Ban roll on. It's shape held it in, as your 
asshole will try to expell things. I just love the feeling of my hole filled. I've wanted to 
admit this somewhere a long time. It took a long time to get beyond the shame I felt over 
it. I wouldn't mind if my wife would try a strap on and fuck my ass the way I ream hers. I 
have fed items, very carefully at least 14 up, be careful! We have a fat vibrating dildo that 
up your ass will make you cum wildly. Fingers, plunger handles, cigar tubes just don't 
spread it enuff. Adding anal activity can truly be awesome. Sometimes I go it dry, your 
hole will generate a bit of lube on it's own. Once I wrapped my gear shift knob in plastic 
wrap, used a little vasoline lip care, backed right down the stick, it was good, and being 
outdoors, even at night, maybe the risk of being seen enhanced it? I guess this is a lot, but 
I've done it now for many years. And it's as big a turn on as ever. 
 
 
| - March 1, 2007  
Doggy-style-pillow-ridin'  
 
Simple eneough, lash on some porn or open a magazine(i recommend playboy, but I 
prefer internet porn stuff), You don't really need porn but trust me its better that 
way.Stack up 3 or 4 pillows on your bed, so that the narrow end is facing you. There are 
two ways to do this, the obvious is to stick your penis between two pillows and work 
away. Or another is to sandwich it between your stomach and the pillow and start 
humping it,just as your about to come, stick your legs together and then gradually move 
them around the edges of the pillows, and well, see for yourelf. 
 

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| - March 1, 2007  
bub  
 
I sit at my PC naked. I rarley go to porn sites. But I have a few pictures, close ups of my 
wifes pussy in here. And a few of her in a long top with just panty hose. I have a few 
empty perscription vial here. If I slip one over the head before it gets too big, it'll hold 
itself. I look at her, gentle work the vial, and shoot into it. Sometimes I get a bit more 
than a 1/4 in it. I love to smell my cum, it has such a unique aroma. And if brave enuff, 
it's a premade shot glass, bottoms up! Cum is fun to tongue around in your mouth, and it 
slides down nicely. It feels wrong, but now and then I go for it. My wife must wonder 
why I keep these empty vials, and she occasionally has to spot one in my trash can. I've 
been considering capping one with a good load in it to see if she finds it. Lately due to 
menopause and bad vaginal dryness, I've been masturbating a lot. She makes so hot I 
can't control it. About 7 times in the past 5 days. I'm 51, for god sakes, doesn't it ever 
quit! She'll sit by me on the edge of the bed, I go hard. She knows she makes me so hard, 
once in awhile she'll flash her bare ass walking out. I lay there, next thing I'm at it. I'm 
pretty sure she knows and intentionally causes me to do it. She gripes about having a fat 
ass. But it has such magnificent curvature, and even at 49 she has the smoothest skin. 
Skinny women repulse me. Right now my wife about 210, I'd like her a little thinner, but 
even when she's been heaver I am hot for her. Maybe it's because she's always fulfilled 
my desires. 30 yrs. of marriage and she makes me harder than ever. Even in fantasy's 
she's all I imagine. I guess I may be a rare case, but I wouldn't trade one night with her 
for 100 nights with 100 super models. In our early years I wasn't very attracted to her. 
Sexually tho she was good, so I stayed. Somewhere along the way I found something 
about her that made both love and respect her. The physical excitment over her snuck up 
on me I guess. In the morning, she'll get up and her nite shirt will have ridden up. I see 
her ass, even in white cotton panty's, I go hard. I have to fight the urge to stroke off. 
Sometimes when she comes out of the bathroom, she has to help me out of bed. I love to 
flip back the sheet and expose my beautiful erection. At that time of day, she's not 
impressed. But her eyes do linger. One morning I know there was some cum on me from 
a middle of the nite pull, she didn't waver. Why does she still make me so fucking horny I 
can't leave myself alone? One ass flash and in seconds I feel it growing. That can't be 
normal. I've never know friends to be physically attracted to her, which I prefer cause I 
get very jealous now. One day when we were nearing a divorce long ago, we were 
somewhere, she had makeup on, which is rare, nice outfit, snug white pants. I guess I 
realized just how hot she was. Her and a friend at work used to tease one guy, bad. He'd 
excuse himself to the bathroom, they'd note the cum stains on his pants, she drove that 
poor bastard nuts, but she fucked me. I think at her age now more men are struck by her. 
She doesn't see it. I can enjoy the thought of others stroking over her image. They better 
never touch. Luckily she is one faithful gal. I have a feeling her one girlfriend has 
masturbated over her breasts. Dang it, I've worked my way up to number 8. Damn her, 
I'm going dry. 

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| - March 1, 2007  
luv my cum  
 
Get back on your shoulders, roll your legs and back up the wall. Now your penis should 
be aimed down a bit at your face. I found myself reluctant to try my cum. Get cranking, 
you'll find as you near orgasm you'll want to open your mouth and get your tongue out. 
When you cum, it's inevitable some will land in your mouth. You'll get some in your eyes 
and hair. That's ok cause you're tasting your cum. It can feel pretty intense. I'm still 
unsure whether I like eating my jizz, so at the height of the moment, get it! If you delay, 
it won't happen. I think if you expect your lady to swallow, you better know what it's like. 
It doesn't mean you're going to go out looking to suck other guys. I have nothing against 
gays, but it's not for me. I'll eat my own cum, fuck my owm asshole, but that's my thing. 
If you like your cum, enjoy it, don't harbor shame as I did for so long. I tasted mine long 
before my wife did. Cumming in your own face is intense. 
 
 
| - March 2, 2007  
567  
 
While lying in bed naked, arouse yourself until you get an erection, then with your covers 
(better if fluffy and soft) gently rub them up and down on your erection,takes a good 5 
mintues, you have to get ina good pattern and once you find one dotn quit! when you are 
done quickly thorw off the covers and grip your erection. 
 
 
| - March 2, 2007  
NickSpinn  
 
I call this technique the Nisckspinn! yes with too (n's) because its that good! So to start 
this you first need a good source of lube or Lotion. Then I suggest that you put on your 
favorite type of porn clip/movie. Then put the lube or hand lotion in your hand that you 
arent holding your penis with and slowy massage the source of lube or lotion onto your 
penis. You can do this at a slow past or at a fast past for better results I suggest that you 
do this at a slow past. You can gently slob or let gently let sylvia roll or your tounge 
down into your hand and rub and or lather it onto the penis. I am telling you this 
technique will have you screaming! like you wouldn't believe it. When it is time for you 
to cum, continue and even if it seems un-barable don't stop it will rock your world! 
 
 
| - March 3, 2007  
tree hump  
 
I love to go back in the deep woods on summers day ,get naked and find a very smooth 
fallen tree,and lube up and gently start to hump the tree with the sun on my buns and 
pretend someone I like is watching me as I rub my penis ever so softly against the tree 

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and squeezing liquid lube on my anus until I have the most mind blowing orgasm. 
 
 
| - March 3, 2007  
bouncin' the bag  
 
Lay your balls on the corner of a countertop, one about crotch height, say your bathroom 
vanity, and gently bounce your fist off of your balls as you stroke yourself (with full fist). 
 
 
| - March 3, 2007  
Dry Masturbation  
 
This method is only for those who like to try differnt things. When you have an erection 
slip into your bed and cover your self up. Gently warm your self up by rubbing your shaft 
gently and then when your ready take your covers (better if there soft and fluffy} and use 
it like a sleeve, play with yourlsef until you find one method you like and dont quit. 
When you feel you are about to orgasm quickly thorw the covers off and squeeze your 
dry erection. The feeling is amazing and one you have never felt! Plus barley no mess to 
clean up!!!ENJOY! 
 
 
| - March 3, 2007  
The Hurts  
 
When I was young I use to hate pulling my forskin back cause it hurt but I found out if 
you do wile masterbating the orgasums are amazing.... 
 
 
| - March 3, 2007  
the rough stuff  
 
hold your balls in one hand, and jack off while hitting your balls at the same time 
 
 
| - March 4, 2007  
The Dribbler  
 
This is a variant of the famous Stop-Go technique, but requires a lot more self control & 
practice, but once mastered is well worth it. 
 
If you analyse the stage of climax carefully, you will find that just before you are about to 
orgasm you can feel the semen beginning to rise in readiness for ejaculation. If you have 
sufficient self control it is possible to stop masturbating at this point. This then releases 
the semen, but without the full force of the orgasm behind it, meaning that the semen 
only dribbles out (hence the name). 

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You may wonder at first what is the point of this. Quite simple really - because of not 
having had the orgasm it is possible to start again, using the semen as lube (an interesting 
bonus to this is that the proteins in the semen get whisked up into a meringue- like froth, 
in the same way as with egg-white & takes on a sweet taste). 
 
Obviously, each time you repeat the procedure takes longer to reach that pre-climax 
point, and the penis gets omre & more sensitive all the time. 
 
Eventually you reach the point when you either don't want to keep repeating, or are 
physically unable to hold back from taking it all the way (I think my record is about 10 
times), and when you finally allow yourself to follow through with the orgasm the 
sensation is absolutely mind blowing - on several occasions I have even thought I was 
going to pass out. 
 
This is not an easy technique to master as you really have to learn how to recognise every 
slightest sensation & get to know how far you can go, and that can only come with 
practice. One word of advice, though - make sure you are alone when you try this as 
when you hit that final orgasm the chances are that you will be screaming out 
uncontrollably in ultimate ecstacy. 

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| - March 5, 2007  
just having fun  
 
I enjoy lying down on the bed, with pleanty of lube, and having some object to insert 
inside my anus. My penis will usually come to attention, as I begin to insert whatever 
object I have at hand into me. The longer the object, the better, but sometimes, if it is too 
thick, it doesn't work. Begin inserting and then going in and out, and with your other 
hand, a few ups and downs on your well lubed penis will give you an incrediable orgasm. 
I like to lick on the pre-cum from my penis, and would like to taste my actual semen, but 
after my orgasm, for some reason, I lose interest in wanting to taste my own cum. That's 
ok though, as I feel very satisfied at that point. 
 
 
| - March 5, 2007  
someone else's underwear  
 
wearing/jacking off in someone else's underwear is hot. rub your dick with the underwear 
in your hand and imagine being with that person. 
 
 
| - March 5, 2007  

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Pillow and Matress  
 
This is a easy one. Go into a edroom and place a pillow face down on the matress (bed). 
Then position your penis in between the pilow and matress. Move back and forth at your 
pace. This can can cause a quick ejactulation so if you feel an orgasm stop and then 
repeat until satisfied. If you really want to get a good masturbation close your eyes and 
think you are fucking the girl. 
 
 
| - March 5, 2007  
Hand ring masterbation  
 
Ok This way works great for me and my buddies. First take your less dominate hand the 
one you don't jerk off with then, with the other hand take the thumb and index finger and 
make a ring put it over you head and wack away. Only go over head, you should use 
lube. 
 
 
| - March 6, 2007  
Hairless penis and scrotum in panties  
 
I have recently had my genitals and anus waxed. The hairless feeling is extremely 
sensual. I like to masturbate while wearing silk or satin panties. I add to the sensations by 
sniffing the crotch of a woman's soiled panties when I can acqurire them. By this 
technique I ejaculate copious amounts of semen ususlly into another pair of panties. The 
bare genitals and silky feel of the panties is sensational but the female smell puts me over 
the top. 
 
 
| - March 7, 2007  
the stretch down  
 
when fully erect,stretch the shaft skin down to the penis base.hold in this stretching pose 
until ejaculation.great visuals for the girls. 
 
 
| - March 8, 2007  
Honeydew heaven  
 
When my wife has left me alone for a weekend and I get the need I have gone to the 
grocery and picked up a nice honeydew melon from the produce section. Take the melon 
home and cut a hole slightly smaller than your erect penis. Insert your penis and, holding 
the melon in your hands like you are taking someone from behind, and pound away! With 
only 1 hole cut into the fruit the suction that is created from all of the thrusting is 
incredible. The game is over quick. 
 

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| - March 9, 2007  
Triple Pleaser Anus Teaser  
 
Awesome thing you need to try it! Best in the shower... First, you need to get hard and 
start masturbating then when you feel the orgasm coming, insert your index finger from 
your free hand into your anus then prop yourself up on the shower wall (you may have to 
stop masturbating briefly) then when you ejauculate aim for your mouth. I found it to be 
the most intense orgasm I've ever had. 
 
 
| - March 9, 2007  
in public  
 
I find that masterbating in public is the best, like on the train, I go college everyday and 
have to get train for an hour to and from college, and I am normaly horny on way back 
from college, so I sit in corner and just wank under my boxers or over my trousers the 
thought that I could get caught is such a turn on. also I remember doing it in school once, 
in th emiddle of lesson which rocked, I had nothing to jack off over, but just the teacher 
looking and not realising (or maybe they did realise just didnt know what to say) was a 
big rush. but another great thing is spa jets, I have one in my back garden and never 
thought about useing the jets to get hard but my mate did so we went for it and before I 
knew it we both had our swim shorts off and were jacking off!! we were wathcing each 
other and was a big rush, I already knew I was bisexual but having another guy to give 
tips to and show and visa versa was brilliant, also again my garden is very easy to see 
into by neighbors so the rush of us being found out again!!  
 
give it a go in public but be safe it is against the law 
 
 
| - March 11, 2007  
disappearing balls  
 
When I get all loobed up and ready to start I roll a ball into the top corner of the sac near 
the penis base and gently force my ball into my belly (actually completely out of the sac). 
This creates a very different and exciting sensation. My wife will work both balls up 
while giving oral to me....wow. if they will not moc=ve up try clod cloth or icing, 
tightens everything up. Enjoy. very erotic..Any vidoes out there on this or websites?? 
 
 
| - March 11, 2007  
Babemomlover  
 
Those back-massager's that have the two heads that vibrate are awesome, place it at the 
base of your penis and just let it do all the work. I put it on the lowest setting during 
foreplay, then in the middle I put the speed on medium, and right before I cum I start 

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putting it up higher. I've had orgasms where my whole body shakes. 
 
 
| - March 12, 2007  
Testicle pull  
 
First make a ring with your thumb and index finger now place it around your balls and 
tug on them until you orgasm. 

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| - March 12, 2007  
into a sock  
 
using the smallest baby sock available, it provides a warm nest and handy receptacle for 
ejaculate... 
 
 
| - March 13, 2007  
Pillow Hump  
 
Buy a body length pillow....on one side cut a slit to stick your dick in. Then, as if the 
pillow were a person, stick your dick in the slit and then pretend to fuck it. This really is 
an amazing way to feel what it is like inside a body! And! You dont have to clean the 
cum up...just cum into the pillow! This is amazing! Try it...RIGHT NOW! 
 
 
| - March 13, 2007  
Jamie WIlliams  
 
I want to learn how to masterbate with out using my finger or a wooden spoon. Could 
you guys please put up some female masterbation techniques? If you could soon I'd 
apprechiate it. The Male masterbation gets me horny so I gotta go bye (3 
 
 
| - March 14, 2007  
socker bopper hopper  
 
take a socker bopper then lube up your penis and put some lube in the socker bopper. 
after you've lubed up stick your penis in the socker bopper.move your penis back and 
forth and feel the great sensation. 
 

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| - March 14, 2007  
hetero anal  
 
I am a bit disappointed with the content on anal techniques. Is there no-one like me who 
just loves to finger their ass for long periods, use toys for same? I can get hours of 
pleasure from this. I am a hetero male, make love to my wife on a [fairly] regular basis, 
also love penis fun, either shared, or solo, but it seems to me that you anal guys seem a 
bit scared to put yourselves out there. I would love to know that I am not an exception to 
a rule! PS. Does anybody else produce cum from their ass? I do, and I never need any 
lube, maybe a drop of spit from time to time. 
 
 
| - March 15, 2007  
under the blanket  
 
take all your close of and get under your bed covers. once you have achieved an erection 
place the top of your penis on the bottom of the blanketand turn it in circles. this feels 
really good! 
 
 
| - March 16, 2007  
Arizona  
 
Go buy yourself a LITER bottle of you're favorite ARIZONA iced tea. The mouth of this 
bottle might be a little tight so if you're too big don't try this technique. Lube up the 
mouth of the bottle and stick you're penis in it. Now either hold it in your hand and 
masturbate regularly or stick it in between your matress and box spring and pump away. 
This technique can cause a lot of suction so if its too much drill a few holes in the bottle. 
 
 
| - March 16, 2007  
Diaper Fun With Huge Climax  
 
I have something I have been doing for a long time now that makes me so horney and 
shoot the biggest load ever.  
 
First I take a Huggies Diaper size 6 you can get them at any grocery store. Then I pull my 
underware to my knees and then wet the diaper until its soaked. This makes it warm and 
wet. Then once Ive done that I lay the wet pissy huggies diaper down on the floor on a 
towl and then play with my penis until it gets rock hard while looking at the wet diaper. 
For punishment since I have done this I lay on top of the wet soaked diaper and go up and 
down slow and then fast and hard making my dick rub up and down on it. Then I get 
close to cumming I look down as Im on my stomach going up and down and I watch it 
shoot my load hard. It feels mad good.  
 

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There are several ways you can do this. One you can use warm water instead of your not 
into wetting it by pissing in it. You can lay on your back instead and rub the diaper up 
and down on your dick and make yourself cum on your stomach as well. Both are 
excellent! 
 
 
| - March 16, 2007  
Two Pillow Humping  
 
I've liked this since I was a little boy - roll up a pillow like in the video clip, but lay on 
top of it and hug another pillow or two. Wear boxer briefs to catch your load or use a 
sock! I like to pull my boxer briefs down in the back and squirt in the front of them for a 
different sensation (plus then it's easy to finger myself while I get the bed squeaking 
really good). Reach down with one hand and give yourself extra pleasure by rubbing your 
penis through your briefs or sock while you hump your pillow. Feels like your lying on 
top of someone. Prop up a big mirror on a chair or two so you can watch yourself go at it. 
 
 
| - March 17, 2007  
Toothbrush  
 
Get in the shower and shove a tooth brush up your ass then masturbate 
 
 
| - March 17, 2007  
ice man cumeth  
 
One of my favorite way to have the most amazing sensation is to take a some ice cubes 
from the freezer and break them into smaller pieces. Then, while on your bed on the floor 
insert the small pieces of ice cubes one by one into your anus. The coldness will make 
you become rock hard and you can lube-up your penis and jack off the biggest load ever 
into a bowl of your favorite ice cream! Then taste your own juices. You will have the best 
time of your life. 
 
 
| - March 18, 2007  
anal stimulant  
 
When im in the bath I like to tape my toothbrush to the tap and bend over (doggy style) n 
move bakward and forward onto the toothbrush and masturbate slowly, intense orgasm! 
 
 
| - March 20, 2007  
EXERCISEMASTURBATIONGREAT TIME  
 
1. Get undressed and lay on your bed 

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2. Get an Erection 
 
3. Start masturbating using your favourite technique 
 
4. After about 10secs of masturbating start doing sit ups while continuing to masturbate  
 
5. If your stomach muscles get sore keep masturbating but stop doing sit ups 
 
6. DO NOT REACH ORGASM WHILST NOT DOING SIT UPS 
 
7. Once started sit ups again, continue until Orgasm! 
 
8. When the orgasm kicks in do 1 more sit up and hold it until your orgasm is over 
 
9. At this stage you will have cum all over your stomach which adds to the effect! 
 
Happy Maturbating! 
 
 
| - March 25, 2007  
best feeling  
 
Get a Icy Hot Patch and take a shower with the patch on. once the patch gets wet, feel the 
inside. its SUPER SOFT. wrap it around the penis and start rubbing. It feels really good if 
your penis is flaccid instead of errected but that's just me. 
 
 
| - March 26, 2007  
TOILET SEAT.... Sounds mad...but works  
 
This idea was brought up in a joke with me and few of my friends... 
 
the idea is to lube up your penis or lube up the the space in the  
 
middle of the toilet seat...and slowly close the lid down and hump  
 
away......The toliet catches your dirty work....ENJOY! 
 
 
| - March 26, 2007  
dressin' up  
 
I love msturbating while dressed as an athletre. I have some old shinpads and sweatbands 
and I get great plesure from watching in the mirror. If not athletes, try something else like 
a soldier or if you cant dress up themed, whack I load of random clothes on and strip to 

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yourself through a mirror. This gets my penis so hard you wont believe. Try it outxx 
 
 
| - March 26, 2007  
dressin' up  
 
bondage, bondage, bondage, strap yourself up with belts and ties and place wrap them 
around your muscles. The tension gets me really horny and for that extra bonus, watch 
yourself jack off. What a BUZZ!!! 

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| - March 26, 2007  
lotion  
 
Try using some kind of good hand lotion. not only does it feel good, it make's the penis 
softer.Also, shave your testicle's then while your masturbating rud them with something 
soft. The sensation is great. 
 
 
| - March 28, 2007  
Mutual Masturbation  
 
Start with your partner sucking your penis stiff. Then you roll over offering easy access 
to your butt. Ask your partner to open your cheeks and explore. Look, sniff, and lick. 
Partner then takes lube and applies it to your anus. Slowly push a finger, gloved or 
ungloved, into the rectum. Then pull it out. Do this several times, pushing in deeper each 
time. Your penis should be growing very stiff. Concentrate on the feeling and imagine it's 
someone else's penis or finger is entering you. Start humping the bed as the extra 
stimulation continues. Tell your partner how good it feels and any other methods of 
insertion or extraction you would enjoy. Concentrate on that feeling! Your partner may 
wish to feel your penis pump the cum, so ask them to place a lubed hand open and flat 
under your penis and hump that hand until you shoot! You'll never go back to the basic 
method again. 
 
 
| - March 29, 2007  
Final Anal  
 
When the mood is upon you, sit on toilet and begin massaging your anus. Via the 
pressure from the outside you can begin stimulating the prostate. As anus warms up, 
begin inserting finger into rectum, stroking the soft tissue there. With various types of 
strokes bring the prostate to repeated climaxes. As this is occuring, you may need to 
defecate. Do so and continue masturbating. As necessary, wash hand and butt with toilet 

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water, flushing toilet as needed. The pleasure will build and the intensity of the stroking 
will ask you to begin thrusting with your hips. Overtime(20-30 minutes), your lower 
intestines will completely evacuate. Your rectum will also have started self lubricating. 
By this time you have had several prostate orgasms. You can now insert penis sized dildo 
in your butt. I prefer a double dildo because it gives me something to work with in this 
position. Due to the natural mucous lubrication, you will be able to pump your ass with 
the dildo and have an increasingly powerful experience. At this point you can alternate 
with your fingers for a while and then go back to the dildo. The fingers are wonderful 
because you can really feel the warm, juicy nature of an ass transformed into a pussy. The 
dildo is nice because the size is right and you can squeeze your kegel muscles around it. 
When you are ready, masturbate your penis with normal technique. Alternating dildo 
pumping with hand-job. You might find the hard-on will subside a bit as the dildo 
becomes central. Eventually you will want to ejaculate, and this will be absolutely 
beyond description. I also skip the ejaculation quite a bit. In fact, often I'm totally 
satisfied with the anal play and don't even get hard. Wherever the urge is. Enjoy! 
 
 
| - March 29, 2007  
Thru the pants  
 
I like to wear a pair of tight girls pants without underware. While surfing the net looking 
at porn I like to rub myself thru the pants. When my penis is getting so rock hard and 
ready to break the zipper I like to then take it out and go grab a pillow with alot of 
blankets stuffed under for support then I hump that.. and when I start cummin then I also 
like to prolong it and tease myself until I cant no more... and I hava a massave explosion. 
 
 
| - April 1, 2007  
Effective masturbation for men with ER erectile dysfunction or impotence  
 
It is sad that many men who suffer with erectile dysfunction, or impotence, think that 
their days of enjoying sexual pleasures, a good orgasm and strong ejaculation are over. 
Far from it! There are many methods of masturbation that will give a man who cannot 
attain, or maintain a full erection all the penis pleasures he loves and desires. 
 
This is just one of many methods that can be used on a patially erect, or even a totally 
flaccid, (soft), penis to give all the pleasure and delight of a really good, strong orgasm 
and a full ejacuation. Posted earlier as Screwing the Glans, here is the adapted method for 
men who enjoy masturbation and ejaculation to the full, but have erection difficulties, or 
may not be able to get an erection at all. It works for both circumcised and uncircumcised 
men. 
 
Grip your semi-erect or completely soft penis shaft with the non- masturbating hand, 
pulling the foreskin, if you have one, completely off your penis-head, (glans). This hand 
is going to hold your penis shaft steady and not moving at all, thoughout the masturbation 
session. 

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Use a thin lube, such as olive oil. Lubricate only the fingertips of your maasturbating 
hand. Now grip your soft penishead, (glans), with the finger tips only, and thumb tip, at 
the widest flaring of the penishead just above where the shaft and penishead meet, known 
as the corona. Your thumb tip should be on the frenulum, in the triangular area of your 
penishead, and the other finger tips spaced evenly around the ridge, or widest part, of 
your penishead. Your fingers should be in a position as if you were going to unscrew a 
bottle top. Now, starting slowly move your finger tips round and back, like unscrewing a 
bottle, moving them evenly and firmly over the flaring ridge of your penishead. Keep 
your other hand firmly gripping your soft penis shaft and holding your penis still and 
steady. Speed up the screwing movement. This method of masturbation gives a very 
intense pleasure to a totally flaccid or soft penis, simply because it concentrates all the 
stimulation on the most sensitive part of your penis - the flared edge, known as the 
corona, of your penishead or glans. For uncicumcised men, if you are not used to direct 
stimulation of your naked glans, it can also be done without lube on your penis by 
leaving the foreskin on your penishead, gripping your soft shaft, and doing the 
movements on the loose foreskin covering the ridge of your glans. This will be very 
stimulating, and extremely pleasurable, but possibly not as intense as when it is done on a 
naked glans, so do please try if on your naked glans, with your foreskin pulled off it, and 
working on the naked penishead. 
 
Masrtubating this way can be done very easliy by a man's wife or partner, or even another 
male friend who has the same erection problems, when it can be a very satisfying method 
of mutual masturbation, giving great pleasure to both participants. This method of 
masturbating a semi-erect or soft penis really does give a good strong and very 
pleasurable orgasm, as well as a good strong ejaculation. I have taught this to many men, 
circumcised and uncircumcised, straight and gay, who have erection difficulties, and all 
have been delighted to realize that the pleasures of the penis and masturbation do not 
actually depend upon a good hard erection, but more on what you do with your penis, 
even when it is soft. Many men have said that in some ways, an orgasm and cumming on 
a soft penis is can give even more pleasure than masturbating it when fully erect. This is 
only one method of masturbation that I have taught to men who have erection difficulties. 
Please remember, just because a man cannot get a good hardon and a rigid erection, it 
does not mean he has to give up enjoying the pleasures of his penis, masturbation and 
having great orgasms!  
 
More tried and tested methods of masturbation known to work well for men with erection 
difficulties can be posted by me in future, if people want them. 
 
 
| - April 2, 2007  
pants cum  
 
I masturbate alot and I use this all the time. Think of something that will get your dick 
stiff. Then put on a pair of pants or shorts,they need to be a little tight. When your dick is 
rising just imagine that you are with someone and they see it. Once it is all the way 

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straight out, stroke the head. You can do something to excite yourself and make you cum 
faster. When you feel yourself about to cum pull your clothes of and let the feeling go 
down. Then look at yourself in the mirror and start telling yourself an erotic story about 
you doing whatever. Stroke your dick fast and then slow and then fast and then slow. 
When you cum taste it. I don't know how it tastes though. After that just lay there a 
second as your dick slowly goes down. 
 
 
| - April 3, 2007  
male anal masturbation  
 
this is my favorite way to masturbate I take a nice big dildo and make a hole in the 
middle of it on the bottom.then I put a cut down broom handle or something like it and 
push it into the dildo.then I made a little stand to hold it up.then put some lube on it and 
while standing up I squat down on it and start riding up and down on it while stroking my 
penis.or works great on the end of a toilet plunger works great in shower the suction 
holds it to the shower floor.you can go at your own speed and depth makes me cum real 
hard and feels great. 
 
 
| - April 3, 2007  
Bouncing Balls  
 
Getting your balls to bounce while you stroke your erection with your fist can produce a 
very stimulating effect that may heighten your arousal during masturbation. 
 
Just tie a short string or cord (12)around your scrotum, near the base of your penis. (It is 
easiest if you tie a loop in one end of the cord, and then pass the other end of the cord 
through the loop, creatng a small noose of sorts. Capture both balls in the noose, tighten 
the noose so it's comfortable and not too tight, then wind the remaining cord around the 
scrotum near the base of your erection and tuck the end in. Don't use a rubber band or 
elastic.) 
 
Be careful not to tie the cord too tight, as you do not want to cut off the circulation or 
cause any damage. Keep the cord just tight enough to prevent your balls from getting out 
of the noose. 
 
Now, using your fist to masturbate your erection (see THE FULL FIST GRIP METHOD 
BASIC MASTURBATION TECHNIQUE #1), enjoy the added arousal created by your 
own bouncing balls while you stroke.  
 
Your balls should now bounce on their own with each stoke of your fist. For added 
pleasure, you can practice gaining control over your bouncing balls by tightening your 
pickie finger around your penis on the upstroke, allowing the other fingers to slide over 
your erection. Depending on how much you pull on the upstroke, the greater the bounce 
of your balls on the downstroke. 

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To obtain different varieties of bounce with your balls, you can experiment by winding 
more cord (12-36) around your scrotum to stretch your balls further out, again being 
careful not to tighten the cord too tight. As you pull your balls away from your penis, 
wind the cord around the part your scrotum moving progressively toward the base of your 
penis without overlap. This will allow you to set your balls up to bounce in many 
different positions. 
 
Another benefit of having your balls tied for bouncing is that your ability to more easily 
squeeze and/or gently slap your balls(if such is appealing to you)is enhanced. 
 
I hope you enjoy this variation as much as I do. And don't worry, you will still be able to 
cum with the string on, as long as you are sure not to wind it too tight. Here's to a 
shattering orgasm --- just follow the bouncing balls!  
 
 
 
| - April 4, 2007  
Pantyhose and high heels  
 
I enjoy wearing sheer to waist pantyhose and very high heel sandals. I use poppers as my 
climax comes. Smoking a little, I watch some good porn with my hose and heels on. I 
stroke my member through the hose until I have an ultimate climax. I shave my legs so 
the pantyhose is smooth on my legs. I use poppers as I feel a climax and it heightens my 
ejaculation to an all time high. 
 
 
| - April 6, 2007  
Squeezer  
 
I'm not circumcised so I use my fore skin. I grab my penis near the head and squeeze, this 
pushes my hand and foreskin up over the head. I do this rapidly unil I cumm. This also 
eliminates the need for lubrication, although it will increase pleasure if used. 
 
 
| - April 6, 2007  
Shower Time  
 
Lie down on the floor of your shower, aim the stream of water at your penis and balls and 
go wild. Great sensation. 
 
 
| - April 6, 2007  
masturbation with two hands  
 
From the beginning of my masturbation (when I was 14 years and ten months I have 

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discovered it) I have done it until now with two hands on both sides of my penis. My 
thumbs on the side of my penis toward my belly and both the four fingers on the back 
side. When you have the grip, you move your hands up and down until you feel that you 
can't hold it anymore, and your seeds will squirt out very far on your belly. Now I'm 62 
two years old. 
 
 
| - April 7, 2007  
The Banana Peel  
 
When I first heard this I thougt I was a joke but it is by far the best orgasm I've ever had 
masturbating. Try it and bananas will be a permanent fixture in your home! Start by 
peeling the banana all the ay down in no more than three sections, I prefer just two 
sections, leaving the end intact. Put the empty peel in the microwave for 10-15 seconds to 
warm it up a little bit, use caution because you don't want it too hot! Put in your favorite 
porn and assume your favorite position. Spit inside the peel for a little lube. Wrap the 
peel aroud your erect penis making sure the head is covered well on top and bottom and 
completely cover the entire shaft. Masturbate until you cum! Feels awesome, closest 
thing to oral sex I've found. The thickness of the peel somewhat makes it feel like 
someone else is jacking you off and the peel contains your cum and makes cleanup a lot 
easier. The banana itself can either be eaten or used in your anus for more stimulation. 
Try it! I guarantee you will absoluely LOVE it! 
 
 
| - April 7, 2007  
Clothes pins hands free  
 
This technique uses two clothes pins on a flaccid penis. Attach them to the foreskin on 
each side of the underside of your penis. Simply move your hips forwards and 
backwards, causing the clothes pins to swing and bob with your penis. As your penis 
starts to harden, the feeling intensifies. The sensation feels similar to a tongue fluttering 
on your penis while getting a blowjob. This technique allows you to use both hands to 
stroke your nipples,combining for an extremely erotic sensation. Continue to swing your 
hips and play on your nipples until you cum...hands free. This technique provides for an 
incredible orgasm. 

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| - April 7, 2007  
vacume  
 
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| - April 7, 2007  

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Pillow body  
 
Just fill two baloons with warm water and pick a pillow (preferebaly one that is soft and 
wil fold around the form of your boddy) Shove the balloons inside to the top and tie the 
middle with a rope. Give the pillow a T-shirt and it wil look like a females upper body. 
Now put on a tight or wide (just what you like) and start cuddle the pillow in bed or chair. 
Do some fore play, talk nice to the pillow, love it! 
 
Then when you feel ready start masturbating. While doing so, feel te boobs of the pillow, 
squeeze them. 
 
If you are sitting in a chair, place the pillow on your arms. Use both your hands and it 
will feel like someone humping you. 
 
Also try to put a smal balloon with warm water under your balls and a slightly lager one 
on top of your penis shaft. 
 
It's really like your whit someone. With this technique, your bussy for quiete some while, 
use your fantasie, pick any girl you like. 
 
 
| - April 8, 2007  
wrist twist  
 
This requires lubrication, put both forearmes together, with lube applied to the penis and 
the wrists, insert the penis between the wrists, which are in the hand cuffed position, and 
squese the wrists on the penis and girate the hips,alowing the penis to slide back and forth 
through the wrists. this can be done while verticle or horisontal, or in the shower with 
soap is good as well, it is best done with the fingers interlocked to apply more pressure, 
and makes me come like a train. 
 
 
| - April 9, 2007  
Linseed Oil  
 
Use the technique you are most comfortable with and use some lineed oil as lube and I 
guarantee you will have one of the most intense orgasims of your life. 
 
 
| - April 9, 2007  
CUM OVER ME  
 
Get on your back into a laying position and wet your penis with spit or lube and start 
going at it. As you jerk it harder and harder, keep spitting on it, so it can become really 
wet and slippery. The sensation is awesome. When you feel the moment arriving to 
come, stick any finger into you anus and continue jerking with the other hand until you 

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blast a full load of come. 
 
 
| - April 10, 2007  
Raw  
 
I don't know about you others, but I love masturbating raw. No lub., no condom, no 
nothing. Even better is anal masturbation with no lube. God the tightness feels awesome. 
try it only if you like the feel good pressure pain. 
 
 
| - April 10, 2007  
Fleece Masturabtion  
 
Ever since I was in college, I have been using this technique. It is similar to 36, but a little 
different. Use a fleece jacket (different types of fleece gives a different sensation) and 
form the fleece around your hand; then masturbate as normal. This is a great way to 
masturbate if you do not have lube or if you are out and happen to be wearing fleece. If 
you want to go all out, go to your nearest fabric store and buy fleece cloth. Cut a piece 
about as tall as your penis and a little bit larger than your girth. Sew the fleece into a tube. 
Hot glue the fleece into a cardboard tube(paper towel) and masturbate! I love this 
technique so much, I actually created a fleece jockstrap. I wear this out and it feels great 
all day (and don't worry, you won't have an orgasm, just many times during the day when 
you have a fantastic senstation.) 
 
 
| - April 12, 2007  
ROY TOY  
 
I would like you to address the subject of grooming or shaving the penis and/or balls. 
 
 
| - April 12, 2007  
screw time  
 
Ok get a screw driver any where lube it up and give yourself anal and masturbate at the 
same time its a joy!! 
 
 
| - April 12, 2007  
Leg Rub Masterbation  
 
You got to try this, it really feels good. (1) With your dick half way hard, take one hand 
and press against your pubic area and take your other and with your thumb on the head 
and the three middle fingers along the shaft and rub the head against your right leg or left 
leg until you feel like climaxing. (2) keep rubbing the head with your middle fingers 

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along the side of your leg. (3) with the other hand, rub your hairy stomach, chest, and 
pubic hairs. (4) Those with little body hair, just rub your inter theighs and balls. (5) 
Finally, this method will put intense feeling underneath the head, that main skin under the 
head. My summary: I have done this since I was about 5 years old, no joke. I remember 
jacking off but nothing coming out, but I could get a climax over and over again. Hope 
you find a different way to get off. Post a note and tell someone else if you acheive this 
method. Good Luck To Everyone. 
 
 
| - April 13, 2007  
Soft Masturbation  
 
I found this out when I was REALLY young. Wait until your penis is soft, then lay on a 
bed on your front. Put the palm of your hand on top of the penis, so you are laying on 
your hand and your dick. move your hand around in circles, keeping your hand in a sort 
of curved position... the cum will just run out! 
 
 
| - April 13, 2007  
inner thigh masturbation  
 
While in the shower, soap up your penis and scrotum, squat down and gently squeeze 
your penis and balls between your inner thighs. Rock back and forth on the balls of your 
feet until you cum all over your legs. 
 
 
| - April 14, 2007  
Tub Hump  
 
First of all you'll need a bathtub connected to the wall. A nice flat tub wall will do. Grab 
4 sheets of toilet paper and fold them. Make sure you are completely naked for full 
pleasure. Place it where your penis will lay on the tub wall. Think of something sexy to 
get an erection and lay down on the tub wall. Make sure the tip of your penis is on the 
toilet paper. Lay face down and hump the wall in a horizontal motion. You can lay your 
feet on the ground or put them behind you on the tub wall if you have enough room. 
Keep on humping to you ejaculate on the toilet paper. Suck in the moment then get up 
and throw the toilet paper in the toilet. This can result in a very pleasurable orgasm or a 
not so pleasurable depending on the situation. I usually feel like my soul is leaving my 
body during orgasm which feels great. While humping you may also increase intensity 
because of the soul lifting. It can feel truly amazing! 
 
 
| - April 14, 2007  
Bed Corner Hump  
 
You can be clothed or naked for this technique. I find it more pleasurable naked. I'm a 

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strict naked masturbater. Keep all the blankets on your bed on. An erection is optional. 
Place your penis on the corner of your bed. Lay down on the bed and start to hump. If 
you have an erection hump the bed harder. You might slip off the bed so use your elbows 
as a foundation. If your elbows aren't enough grab the blanket while you hump. You'll 
still slip though. This will mess up your blankets so you should make your bed 
immediately if you don't want others to be suspicious. Keep humping until you reach 
orgasm. For extra pleasure you should put as much possible pressure on your penis with 
the bed without your hands. It can feel awesome in the right situation. I found this out at 
my grandmother's house. While she was in different room I'd hump away on her bed. 
Angelic! 
 
 
| - April 14, 2007  
clean anal stimulation  
 
always wondered what anal masturbation would feel like try it! dont let ur pride stop a 
great orgasam!!! jus put a laytex glove on and lub it up and insert one or more fingers! no 
need to stroke just stimulate the prostate. and once ur done take the glove off turn it 
inside out and dispose. clean up ur cum and ur dun!!! 
 
 
| - April 14, 2007  
Some personal wanking tips.  
 
Master of masturbation.Some of my personal masturbatory tips.I usually uses a 
rubberband around my testicles to get te ultimate thrill for masturbation.Sometimes I 
used my Burdizzo castrator to knip my testicles and left it swinging between my 
widespread legs and then I spurt for eternity.Be carefull of not actually castrated 
yourself.Sometimes I lubricated a canndle and work it slowly into my rectum and then I 
wanked myself.Just before orgasm I slowly worked out the candlestick again from my 
arse.That is very good.i even masturbated with fruit en veggies, sometimes with 
fooditems.Or into it.Sometimes I wore minerboots, a rubberband around my balls and 
leather bikergloves.Stand with your wide legs apart , bent backwards as far as 
possible,put tension on your scrotum muscles wit a band ar5ound your balls.Everything 
works together to a perfect orgasm.Some feather towards the balls,are also for big 
orgasms.The secret to the balls make the best ejaculations. 
 
 
| - April 16, 2007  
Cum again With Flaccid Penis  
 
After ejaculations and want to do it again or the next day and want to jerk off, yet penis 
will not become erect. Just strip nude, have a lubricant handy should you need it. Position 
self on all fours; and start to jerk off, use lubricant or soapy water. And start to 
masturbate the flaccid penis. It will become sore and you will want to stop--Don't. Lean 
on one shoulder, if need be, to keep jerking off. Soon, believe it or not -you will ejaculate 

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with a pleasurable feeling, will be exhausted so roll on to your back, with a very sore 
penis and nap as it glows warmly. 

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| - April 17, 2007  
swimwear  
 
In the summer, I like to masturbate while watching my wife and her friends sunbathe on 
our deck. I'm in the house and watching out the window while they lay on the stomachs 
with their tops undone or off. I then start to masturbate while looking at their glistening 
skin. Sometime I will also put on one of my wife's other suits and pretend that I'm one of 
them, though I tend to like to leave the straps down on my top so that I can visualize me 
having boobs like them. Then I start jerking off, usually talking out loud about wanting to 
jack off on their backs. Just to know that they are mere feet away from my prying eyes 
while I have my stick in my hand makes it all that much more enjoyable. To aovid a 
messy climax, I place three tissues over my penis head and rub my rod until I cum in the 
kleenex. Great way to keep it clean and watch some sunnin' babes! 
 
 
| - April 18, 2007  
masturbating on womens jeans-panties-etc.  
 
Some of the most intense & best jerk-off sessions I've ever had were when I would grind 
& rub my erection on a certain womans clothing that I'd had sexual desires for.I 
masturbated like crazy all over a friend of my sisters levi jeans.The scent that she left 
with her jeans excited & aroused me like crazy & gave me one of the biggest-hardest 
erections that I'd ever had I un-loaded one of the biggest loads I've ever released all over 
her levis just picturing her butt in them drove me wild while I masturbated & rubbed on 
them.The same thing happened with my ex's mother she's a real good looking woman 
with an incredible body.I masturbated all over her jeans-her soft silkie satin panties felt 
really incredible wrapped around my erection & I also masturbated with her spiked 
stilleto high heels. 
 
 
| - April 18, 2007  
OH YEAH  
 
This technique is HEAVEN.... 
 
First get 2 pencils, lube them up and shove 1 up you ass. Start going up and down with it. 
Then stick the other 1 in. Go up and down again, but this time when 1 is up the other 
should be down.Then get an electroni vibrator and put it just above your penis. Turn it 
on. 
 

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
 
 
| - April 18, 2007  
relatively hot  
 
I recently discovered this site, I think this is very helpful. I discovered this when I was in 
gradeschool, during reccess I often cling to a pole of badminton on an open playground, 
trying to reach for the top, I began to feel hot on my pennis because it was 2:30 pm and 
heat conducted to the pole was relatively hot making me cum with maximum 
warmthness, so jacking off the pole every school days made me realize the art of 
masturbation.. and I really miss doing that too, just make yourself alone with a pole on a 
hot summer day.. try it its terrific, and the heat can be tolareted by your pennis with 
maximum sensation 
 
 
| - April 19, 2007  
two in a rubber  
 
My friends and I like to have mutual masturbation. I put on a condom and one of the guys 
jacks me off. I cum in the rubber. Then I take it off and put it on my friend. Then I jack 
him off. We then take the condom and put it on another guy. Then we jack him off. We 
do this until we run out of guys. The last guy gets a lot of cum when he enters the 
condom. He usually says it feels like a pussy. 
 
 
| - April 22, 2007  
Jacuzzi Dream  
 
The best ejaculation I have ever had was while in the Jacuzzi. I was wearing tight under-
shorts with my penis folded back toward my abdomen. I got on my knees on the seat with 
knees spread wide apart. I allowed the Jacuzzi Jet to spray on my G-spot. It was so good I 
almost screamed. 
 
The other is to get on my spreaded knees and place my penis between my Master's legs 
from behind. I jack off and with arms around his legs, I kiss his bottom. When I tell him 
I'm cuming, he bends over and catches my cum in his hand while I kiss him there! He 
rewards me by kissing me and sharing my cum. It is so wonderful. 
 
 
| - April 23, 2007  
flavor full of pleasure  
 
A few years ago, I had two roomates. There were times after one of my roomates had sex 
with his girldfriend, I would take the used condom and put it on my simi erect penis with 
his cum still inside and masturbate. The excitement knowing he used it to have sex was a 

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great pleasure for me to put another load into it. Often, I would just take his used condom 
with his load and pour it on my tongue and lick my lips and mouth as I jerked off. Right 
before spewing my load, I would pour the remaining cum from the condom into my 
mouth and swallow it. The sensation was totally out of this world!! 
 
 
| - April 23, 2007  
Hands Free Maturbation  
 
1. Put a condom on. 2. Place a plastic bag between the mattress and box springs of your 
bed. 3. Put your penis inside the bag. 4. Enjoy! 
 
 
| - April 26, 2007  
Between but cheeks  
 
You need to be semi erect to enjoy this. Place some lube on your butt, lies on your back 
with knees bend. Bring your dick over and message it between your butt cheeks. You will 
get the sensation feeling round the anus and at the same time that pleasent masturbation 
feeling. Fantasty is important here because you can feel like your are bring fucked while 
you are in total control 
 
 
| - April 26, 2007  
The patient  
 
This takes a great deal of patience but the fantastic orgasm is worth it. Lay down on a bed 
or floor. With an erect penis tighten the muscle that flexis your penis (the muscle you use 
to cut off urine flow). Do this for several minutes with a flacid penis or hard erection. If 
you lightly drape a soft cloth or bedsheet over your penis this will highten the sensation. 
It is also helpful if you tighten your leg and butt muscles. Although it is very difficult to 
ejaculate this way, once you get to a point where you are about to orgasm, use any 
masturbation technique you like and within seconds you will have the BEST orgasm of 
your life. Lubricant is not necessary but patience is! 
 
 
| - April 27, 2007  
Two hand slap method more  
 
This method was discribed in a Sept. 28, 2006 entry. I was gratified to read that 
somebody else does it. When I was about eight years old, I started getting erections. Of 
course everything that I did with it felt good but when I pulled it down and let go, it 
would slap up against my stomach. I started rubbing it upward on the bottom using the 
fingers on my right hand, starting at my testicles. When I did it with both hands in a 
twiddle-your-thumbs manner, it was very pleasurable. I would continue until a great 
feeling of tingling came over my entire body. I would breath heavily and sometimes felt 

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like I would black out. I would continue slapping until the feeling passed. There was no 
discharge because I was too young to cum. After a few months, I began to notice a 
dampness around the area when I was finished. The next time, I stopped and saw a drop 
or two of liquid like pre-cum come from my penis. This discharge increased with time. It 
would splatter all over as I slapped my penis. One day I had a complete orgasim. I never 
use a lubricant. I find that it ruins it for me. I never tried any other method until I was 
about twelve and masturbated with friends. By the time I was thirteen, I was waking up 
every morning with an erection and doing my slapping method until I came. I wiped it up 
with the edge of the bedsheet. It makes a loud slappidy-slappidy-slappidy sound. I'm sure 
everyone knew what I was doing. I have tried many other methods, but this is my 
favorite. I would like to read about others that use my method. 

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| - April 29, 2007  
Self Control Technique-Stethoscope  
 
To increase the length of time before Orgasm, use your favorite technique but instead of a 
random stroke frequency use a stethoscope to syncronize your strokes with your 
heartbeat. As your heartrate increases to will your stroke rate. Variation on this are 1) 
Two strokes(up&down) per heartbeat 2) Alternate stroke direction with each heartbeat 
(up on one/down on the other). 3)A Stroke every second Heartbeat 
 
 
| - April 29, 2007  
Need an average length session  
 
This site should feature at least one or two complete sessions start to finish to show the 
average time it takes a person to cum. 
 
 
| - May 1, 2007  
Bolster Pillow  
 
Take body length pillow or bolster (bolster is better)....on one side cut a slit to stick your 
penis in the slit and then pretend to fuck it. This really is an amazing way to feel. And! 
You dont have to clean the cum up...just cum into the pillow. This is amazing. Try it 
RIGHT NOW. After finish use a cloth to stick in the slit and use back next time. 
 
 
| - May 3, 2007  
SELF-LUBE  
 
First of all this is a great site. I have one that may or may not be in the sugestion box. I 
am able to ejaculate and stop before I fully cum. I am able to do this many times in one 

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session. It took a lot of practice but I have it pretty much figured out. I like to sit and 
stroke my penis until I feel myself start to cum. When this happens I let go of my penis 
and cum a bit. Sometimes it shoots and sometimes it just dribbles. Anyway, I let it run 
down my penis and onto my balls. I rub the cum up over my penis and use it as a lube. I 
do this as many times as I can, making my penis as wet and slippery as possible. My 
penis gets more sensitive each time I cum. The final cumshot feels awesome. I can feel it 
from my toes to the top of my head. Guys. Try it. You'll be amazed at how good it feels 
 
 
| - May 7, 2007  
Pouring baby oil on body  
 
Lay down flat on your bed.Pillow under head so you can see your full naked body.Pour a 
good amount of baby oil on your chest and belly. Massage your self and don't touch your 
penis at first.Watch it start to stand up. When it does start to stand up raise your knees 
and massage your balls with one hand and insert a finger into your anus.Make sure your 
well oiled.In and out with the finger very slowly and the balls being massaged will make 
a full erection and the penis head can't wait to be jerked. Don't touch the head yet.Work 
the shaft until you are getting close to explosion.Take the finger out of your anus.Grab 
your balls with one hand and the other the head of your penis and smoothly up and down 
and wham-o.Might put a towel under you with all that oil and cum all over. 
 
 
| - May 8, 2007  
two-hands vacuum  
 
grab your penis with one hand (fist) put the other hand on the top of the first one (laying 
down the palm on thumb and index of the first hand) in order to create a small box made 
with two hands. Then you can move both your hands together, or put them against the 
wall (use a washable one, like the one in your showerbox) and move your pelvis. When 
you push, the air that is inside your hand-box goes out. When you pull, you feel the 
vacuum inside. Just like when you have a vaginal intercourse. Among the different 
tecniques I've tried this is the one the reminds me more of a vagina. 
 
 
 
| - May 9, 2007  
Shower heaven  
 
In the shower let the hot water spray over your genitals until you're hard and then stand 
away from the water. Lube your penis well and with your non dominant hand pull the 
skin of your shaft back as tightly as possible and hold it there. With your other hand 
stroke your shaft as hard and as fast as you can, using more lube if needed. When you're 
about to cum strop stroking and put your enis head under the water spray again. This will 
make you cum and you'll have a fantastic orgasm. 
 

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| - May 9, 2007  
sophisticated anal and underwear  
 
I like to make a party for myself when I am alone at home and have some time on my 
hands. First, I shower lazily and shave the underside of my scrotum and ass, using plenty 
of shaving cream. Then I squat in the shower and shove a small buttplug, well-lubricated, 
in and out of my open ass. I set the shower to 'massage' (a single throbbing spurt of 
water) and with low pressure, I gradually fill up my bowels with luke warm (not hot!) 
water. It feels good to feel the belly swell, and experience small cramps. For maximum 
effect, I use rich lather soap as well (not too much, this is laxative). When I cannot hold 
in more water, I re-insert the butt plug and shove it in and out, losing spurts of water from 
my ass. Then I let it all out in one big flow. I repeat this until only clean water comes out. 
I dry myself and use plenty of bodylotion on my shaved areas. I take a much bigger butt 
plug now, a snub quite heavy steel one with electric wires. With plenty of lube it pops in, 
and because of the big head, it stays in place by itself (there is a rubber one with similar 
shape called the Tristan; it is big). I then put on some nylon panties from my wife, tight 
and shiny, usually two or three pairs layered. Sometimes I put on stockings and a 
garterbelt as well. I then sit at my computer with the electric pulses on the plug gradually 
increasing, and play with my penis through the panties, while I am looking at porn or 
typing at websites like this one (it is a great site!). I tease myself and deny immediate 
orgasm. When I get really horny, I lie on my back on the bed and watch a movie, while I 
jerk off, still in the panties. When I feel the orgasm come, I slow down to a very slow but 
steady rhythm, almost stopping, but keeping going. At the onset of orgasm I gently slide 
out the heavy metal plug, letting it pop out when I come. Occasionally, when I am alone 
overnight, I will fall asleep in the underwear, and sometimes I then wear the small 
buttplug for a few hours after orgasm. 
 
 
| - May 9, 2007  
It's all in the build-up  
 
I would sometimes have evenings set aside purely for satisfying myself,I would make 
only one rule for myself, and that is to Restrain my orgasm until the end of the evening, 
such a night could easily last six to eight hours, in fact, I am in the middle of such a 
session while writing this. (I am wearing a ladies' thong with a huge, ice-cold steel pole 
inside of me). I use a wide variety of techniques throughout the night, including removing 
my underwear, wearing only a pair of jeans and then going out somewhere public and 
taking my penis somewhere risky, or even in the car, driving past a beautiful woman. I 
have a pair of thongs that I once took from my ex girlfriend's sister's washing bin, I 
sometimes put them on and walk around my garden, risking being spotted by someone. 
Most of the night would be spent in my bedroom though, downloading porn off the net, 
shaving my pubes, photographing and recording video of myself as I go along. I love 
penetrating myself with my fingers, dildos, anal beads. It is such a sensation filling your 
anus up with huge beads and then violently ripping them out again (with sufficient 
lubrication though). One thing I love doing is actually thinking of an excuse to phone an 

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attractive girl and being naked and touching myself without her knowing it, it's especially 
good if you can record it, then you can masturbate to her voice over and over again. It's 
also very stimulating to constantly see if you can insert larger and longer objects into 
yourself, but one of the most orgasmic thing I've ever done was sticking as many cubes of 
ice as possible up my anus and then waiting for the ice cold water to start dripping out of 
me... I also love keeping some of my own semen from a previous orgasm to put in a 
syringe and then injecting it into my own anus. You can basically do anything else as 
long as you just keep stimulating yourself and your mind, trust me, the orgasm is well 
worth the wait. I guess what turns me on the most is firstly violating my own body, but 
also other people, without them knowing. I remember one night stroking my penis to a 
point of orgasm in the car while driving. My girlfriend was sitting next to me, not 
knowing what I was doing or that I was actually looking at, and fantasising about her best 
friend sitting in the back seat, I had never cum so hard in my life. 
 
 
| - May 11, 2007  
Grateful chick  
 
I'm a 21 yr old girl and I wanted to say thanks for this great site,i only recently got into 
my first relationship and this site is great for insite on the topic and to know what my 
boyfriend may like me to do to him and what not to do ..and the videos are really helpful 
not to mention arousing..so thanks 
 
 
| - May 12, 2007  
two hands and pelvic thrust  
 
You must be erected to do this.First, you must lubericate your penis fully, from the head 
to the very base. Next, start using the two hands full technique. After that, bend your 
knees then give a pelvic thrust and at the same time unbend your knees. This might take 
some time. 
 
 
| - May 12, 2007  
toilet seat  
 
take a soft leather toilet seat and put lube on both sides of the seat take off cover stick 
your penis in the middle and start back and fourth 
 
 
| - May 12, 2007  
foreskin mastrurbation  
 
You must have a foreskin that dose not retracts automatically. Then with the penis 
erected you put your finger inside the foreskin, and you start toucjing with your finger the 
glans, all around, specially the frenulum part. 

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| - May 12, 2007  
Awesome fake penis  
 
Ok this is an awesome anal masturbation trick. Get a peperoni stick, you know those ones 
that come in a pack of 20. Anyways soak it in hot water untill it get hot then put some 
lube on it and slowley put it in your ass. Go as fast or slow as you like. leavve it in and 
keep rubbing your dick till you blow. it feels amaising!! 
 
 
| - May 13, 2007  
Pinch Hold Lobster  
 
OK, This is by far the best of ALL techniques. There are 3 Steps, A WARNING and a 
Bonus.  
 
When your near your climax (5 seconds?)  
 
#1. With your free hand Quiver Pinch the head of your penis in the nook between your 
thumb and hand* while stroking and do this however many times you can before 
ejaculation, this will heighten your pleasure three-fold.  
 
#2 When you begin to cum, Hold the Pinch and don't let any out**, Keep stroking.  
 
#3 Maintain HOLD After ejaculatory muscles stop and find a suitable place to discard 
your semen and go back to what you were doing.  
 
*=Be careful when doing this the first time, You'll see were I'm going with this, you will 
get the hang of it after two times 
 
**=Pressure can build up... Depending on your Excitement level it may be difficult to 
Hold In, But you'll know if there is too much pressure.  
 
WARNING - There is a Risk, If you Hold-Pinch(((#2))) either too close to the Heads tip 
or too far back on the head... You may Cum but you'll get no TADA! Nothing... At All. 
Nerve or something. 
 
Bonus - No Clean-up. 

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| - May 14, 2007  
extended orgasm  
 
When your penis is fully erect, masterbate with a technique to get you to the point of 

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ejaculation but don't cum. Rest for a moment and then continue with your muscles 
tensed. Leave your muscles tensed and instead of using muscle control to prevent you 
from cumming, use stimulation control. Get as close as you can to your orgasm and 
remain there without going over. Also, when you are close to cumming, you can 
stimulate the very tip of your penis with intense pleasure without cumming and then 
continue with the shaft. Practice will perfect this technique. Eventually you will be able 
to have an orgasm as long as you desire. However, it gets so intense that it is hard to not 
give yourself the pleasure of cumming.  
 
Also, when you do cum, simply learning to relax into your orgasm and learn the control 
of just your orgasm muscle rather than squeezing all your muscles to try to cum harder 
can make you cum even harder than you can imagine. This is highly advanced and is 
worth the time put into it! Enjoy. 
 
 
| - May 14, 2007  
Showertoilet seat explosion  
 
Take a hot shower and rub liquid soap all over .Especially nipples balls and penis.Get out 
soaking wet and sit on toilet seat.Pour lavendar cream or whatever you like all over 
belly.Extend legs fully.Massage chest,nipples,belly and balls with cream.Your dripping 
wet and bathroom is hot.Stroke penis with left hand ,if your right handed,makes it feel 
like someone else is stroking you.The total feeling will make you squirt,squirt and 
squirt.Go back in the shower and rinse off and maybe you'll get another hard on.Lucky 
you. 
 
 
| - May 16, 2007  
Anal Ice Cube Insertion  
 
This will sound so strange, but it feels unbelieveable. 
 
Before masturbating, grab a cup with a couple ice cubes from your freezer. Make sure 
that they are the long, thing, semi-oval kind that refrigerators usually make by 
themselves. Go to a spot on the floor, and lay down a towel for you to kneel on. Before or 
during your masturbation, slide an ice cube inside your asshole. If you're inexperienced 
with anal play, suck on the icecubes to melt them down a little before you insert it inside 
yourself. 
 
It might hurt a little bit because of the cold temperature, but it is so amazing, even if you 
don't do anything at all except sliding the ice cube inside your ass. 
 
 
| - May 17, 2007  
Warm Stainless Steel Implement  
 

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The handles on my stainless dinnerware are oval in shape, with a subtle hook on the end 
for asthetic reasons. I found that warming up the handle of the knife, which is nearly 6 
inches long before it connects to the blade, inserts up by anal opening quite easily; and 
without having to use lube, since I produce my own natural anal juices from a gland 
inside the anal area. I have used other implements inserted up by anus, but the handle of 
the hooked knife is by far the very best, because it is smooth, hooked, and touches and 
conforms to my prostate. I have a lot of self control, so I massage my prostate gently, for 
upwards of one hour. It's amazing the amount of extra pre-cum that oozes out of my 
penis. Without even touching the sensitive parts of my penis, the massaging of my 
prostate will produce the most excellent and powerful of orgasms imaginable. My sperm 
is shinier, shoots farther up to my chest, and with more volume. The orgasms average 
around 3 or 4 full blasts of ejaculation and climaxes. 

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| - May 17, 2007  
Male Urethral Masturbation  
 
To me, the following description is the ultimate in self- gratification. I have several 10 
inch plastic flag sticks for small 4 inch wide flags. The sticks are the perfect size to insert 
into my urethra. I lube the stick with a small amount of Neosporin Ointment to be safe 
against the threat of any infection that could occur. The Ointment also allows for easy, 
slick insertion up my urethra. Once in place (about 5 inches), then I gently move the flag 
stick back and forth, in and out of my urethra. Having a comfortable dildo or butt plug 
going at the same time doubles the pleasure of my masturbatory sessions. Every few 
minutes I will pull the stick completely out of my penis, and lick off the prostate juices 
and pre-cum that are so pure and fresh. It's just marvelous, and words are not enough to 
describe the ecstasy of it all. 

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| - May 18, 2007  
SONICARE and SHOWER  
 
ok well an awesome jack-off technique that I have found is to use a sonicare tootbrushh. 
Turn it on and rub in over your dick. omg it amazing! Try jackin off while your're doing 
this. Another tip is if you have a removable shower head then remove it and place the 
haed of the shower head underneath your penis. If you dont have an erection you sure 
will get one! 
 
 
| - May 22, 2007  
Packaging Your Package  
 

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Find the Styrofoam-like material found in a package (or bubble wrap). Fold it in half or 
just roll it up (Enough for your penis to fit in). Stick the stuff inbetween the mattress and 
the box spring, or in a sleeping bag. You can either use lubricant or not, depending on 
how rough you want it. It takes a bit, but the orgasm is awesome. 
 
 
| - May 22, 2007  
Flicking vee  
 
I found this one about a year ago. Lay on your back or sit on the edge of the couch. Make 
a vee (or peace symbol) with your index and second finger. Palm down rub the vee up 
and down your penis. Vary downward pressure on your penis as you slide the vee of your 
fingers and and down and over the head. For me this is almost too much and when I can 
handle taking it to orgasm its the best Ive ever had masturbating. Ive been masturbating 
for around 16 years and this is by far the best Ive had. 
 
 
| - May 23, 2007  
Wild with jigsawduct tape  
 
This is extreme. You will need to prepare and practice this style if you are the type to be 
interested in this. You will need a jigsaw, a plastic bag such as a quality sandwich bag, 
decent grade duct tape and an extention cord. Tape the blade on the jigsaw with 
numerous rounds of tape(safety), then set the saw aside. Then place your penis into the 
corner of the baggie, tape yourself nice and tight around the head to prevent pull-off 
during the event. Leave plenty of tape after you have secured your penis in the corner of 
baggie. You will need to leave some extra tape so you can have about 15 inches or so 
(this length may vary for you) of tape between you and the jigsaw. The other end is then 
fixed to the jigsaw. You will have to gather this length of tape to give it some toughness. 
Fold the length so you can wad it and press it together so it will not tear during the action. 
Have the jigsaw already turned on high or your choice of setting. Plug in the extention 
cord. Do not have the saw plugged into the cord YET. If you can handle the weight of the 
saw, place your knees on the edge of the bed with the saw completely lifted off the floor 
by your penis. Have the saw cord in front of you as well as the extention cord. Make sure 
you are all ready to go, then plug it in and HANG ON! This may take some practice but 
has indeed produced some of the single most intense orgasms I have personally 
experienced. If you are of the extreme type, enjoy. You may want to be certain you have 
enough time alone, the noise is loud and you would not be able to hear anyone entering 
the house. Good luck! 
 
 
| - May 23, 2007  
Poor Man's Fleshlight  
 
This device feels so amazing, just like a pussy. And if you do it right, it even creates a 
small vacuum! 

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First, get a water bottle (500mL), and cut the top off where the spout is, removing the 
taper (so you get a cylinder). 
 
Then, put a sock inside, all the way to the bottom. Pull the sock around the edge, so you 
should have a hole in the middle. Put another sock inside this, and make sure you have 
enough room for your penis (it will be very tight). 
 
Put a plastic baggie inside of this sock, pour in your lube, and pump away. You can hold 
the device or tape it down somewhere (or stick it inbetween your materess). 
 
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| - May 23, 2007  
early morning quicky  
 
Fist can I say how well this site is developing, I have been searching for years to 'meet' 
guys who enjoy anal fun as much as me but are not gay. Anyway, try this if you really 
love your anal fun. Virtually every morning I spend about 20 mins on our upstairs loo 
shaving with an electric razor and cleaning my teeth with an electric toothbrush. try 
playing with yourself while carrying out both operations!!! You won't believe the 
sensations you will feel as the razor/toothbrush stimulate you upstairs as you use 1/2/3 
fingers in your ass. The other bonus is that you are on the loo with plenty of paper around 
to cope with any little 'accidents' that happen, which leads me to another point, why do so 
few people mention these 'accidents# i.e. the production of shit when you masturbate 
anally for a prolonged period. Let's face it, when I spend 3/4 hours with my fingers and 
toys inside/around my ass from time to time my bowels will join in and produce some 
crap-- no problem keep plenty of kitchen rol to hand, and often the act of shitting is very 
erotic in itself. Last point, loads of suggestions coming in, little feedback to them. Would 
love to hear comments on the use of the tothbrush-you have to be there!!! 
 
 
| - May 25, 2007  
No touching bouncing penis method  
 
No touching of the penis is allowed for this method, which makes it VERY intense when 
orgasm occurs. Basically start by grabbing the skin on each side of your penis and pull it 
up and down to make your penis bounce up and down between your balls and your 
stomach. As your penis becomes hard, the tugging of your skin on the top and bottom 
sides will provide the slightest stimulation. Also, if you bounce it enough the head will 
flop against your stomach creating more stimulation.  
 
It may take a little longer this way, but after a while you will feel the tingling sensation of 
orgasm approaching. It will continue to build until you go into violent contractions 
spewing semen. Its alwo very exciting doing this in front of a mirror for added visual 

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stimulation. 
 
 
| - May 26, 2007  
curled up  
 
Lay on your back...put one arm around each leg to pull them up to you so you basically 
have your knees near your chest. At that point your two hands will be right at your penis. 
You'll be able to feel your anus naturally spread apart to enhance the sensation. Use both 
hands to masturbate in any fashion you like, but relax when you reach orgasm and you'll 
feel your anus throb really good because of the position you are in. This position also has 
your head closer to your penis if you are completely curled up and watching your penis, 
so the potential to cum on your face is greater, so be ready just in case. Posting a video of 
me doing this would make it easier for you to understand, but hopefully my description 
worked, because this technique really feels great. 
 
 
| - May 26, 2007  
Urethral Instertions  
 
I have some of the best ejacualtions when I insert objects into my penis. I suggest small 
round BBs, handles from small paint brushes, whatever is smooth and fits. Insert 
carefully and then jack off. Pull the object out as you begin to come. Feels great. 
 
 
| - May 26, 2007  
Pee orgasm  
 
First, drink a lot of water, then hold it in until you're about to burst. Go to the bathroom, 
but DON'T PEE. Instead, masturbate normally and cum. You won't really feel an orgasm 
when you cum, but it's worth it later. Now, it's okay to pee. Now, you just masturbated 
and you've been holding it in for a while. When you pee, the flow of the pee will produce 
a strong sensation in your penis. The intensity of this sensation depends on how much 
water you drank and how long you held your pee in. The longer you pee, the longer this 
orgasmic feeling in your penis lasts. 
 
 
| - May 27, 2007  
Plastic pantys  
 
Wearing nylon panties with a half slip tucked into the front of the panties. Then pulling 
on plastic pants and ruffled panties over top. I wear a petticoat and a short western skirt 
over top. Then as I clean our home, I rub the front of my petticoated skirt as much as I 
can till I explode in my panties. 

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| - May 28, 2007  
mutual masterbation  
 
Well I find that if you want to have a really good masterbation session you need to do 
mutual masterbation. IM a guy and im not gay ive had a girlfriend for 2 years! But I find 
if you have a male cousin the 2 of you should get together and masterbate together. Its 
best when you masterbate each other cause the feeling of another dick in your hand is 
amazing. You should even masterbate each other untill you climax cause thats the best. I 
like it with my cousin cause he is a bit younger and I cum way before he does so then I 
get to masterbate him for a while before he blows his load but since he is young his 
orgasms are new to him I think but he enjoys it. 
 
 
| - May 30, 2007  
the slap  
 
jack off normally - when it gets intense lightly slap your balls - repeat as necessary - 
sounds harsh feels great! I can't believe I didn't see this one already posted 
 
 
| - May 30, 2007  
stocking rub  
 
Grab hold of a pair, actually you only need one, of your wife's short sheer stockings. Find 
yourself a nice place, bathroom, in front of your computer, or a nice chair with a GOOD 
mag. Slowly work yourself up to a good hardon then place the sheer stocking over your 
dick. Slowly slide your hand up and down, twist, ahd rub your dick until you feel ready to 
cum. Then slowly slide your middle finger down to your asshole. Grab hold of your hard 
dick and squeeze hard and slide your middle finger into your puckered ass and wave it 
around until you cum like you never came before. 
 
 
| - May 31, 2007  
Watch my face  
 
I like to watch my face closely when I come. Usually standing, I'll be in front of a full-
length or bathroom mirror. I play with my tits, lubricate my body, admire it, then help my 
penis get very, very hard. As it come closer and closer to orgasm I move closer to the 
mirror, not taking my eyes from the eyes I see in the mirror. I get very verbal, talking to 
and loving myself. I imagine someone else grooving on the pleasure I'm showing to him 
or her, just as I'm showing it to myself. This all gets very intense as I crest my orgasm in 
strong contractions all over my body. I've captured this on video, too. Masturbating while 
watching only my face experiencing orgasm brings me to even stronger orgasms then. 
 

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| - May 31, 2007  
Get into it.  
 
I live alone and like to get into it. I like to get naked in front of a mirror and admire my 
erect penis as it looks up at me. The head always looks really sexy.  
 
I own a yoga ball so it feels extra good to bounce up and down on it as I'm stroking. This 
makes my balls churn and never fails to arouse even more and then that delicious salty 
pre-cum starts to squeeze out from the tip of my penis. My dick-head always feels like it's 
on fire as I get closer to orgasm but I hold it off for about half an hour to an hour 
sometimes if I'm really into it.  
 
At this point enough pre-ejaculatory fluid has been oozing out for me to spread it all 
around my head and it's underside. I love the slight-urinating sensation that this produces 
although I know that what wants to squirt out is not urine... 
 
Rolling onto my back and lifting my legs over my head, I aim the throbbing penis at my 
waiting tongue, outstretched to receive the results of my orgasm. 
 
Still stroking in this position, I look at the slightly bluish- purple head aimed at my face, 
the slit at the tip still soaked with my juices. Then I close my eyes and absorb the 
pleasure of the powerful orgasm that rips through me as my penis ejaculates hot semen 
onto my tongue in thick, wet spurts. Sometimes I swish it around in my mouth before 
spitting it out... 
 
 
| - June 1, 2007  
Icy Cold Testicles  
 
When you almost reach orgasm, place your scrotum into a full glass of ice cold water. 
The orgasm is explosive! 
 
 
| - June 2, 2007  
Pantyhose Masturbation  
 
Get a favorite pair of your pantyhose. Typically, the more sheer ones that are shiny work 
best. Put them on and lay face down on your bed. Satin sheets are best but a good set of 
sateen sheets work well for this too. Grind and slide against the bed until you explode. It 
is the best feeling. You can also put a stocking on your penis too along with satin panties. 
You wont want to do it any other way after this. 

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| - June 3, 2007  
Self Lubrication  
 
Wait until you go to bed. Get horny and put on a condom and masturbate into it. Put on 
some underwear and go to sleep. When you wake up the next morning take off the 
underwear and get horny and masturbate again, with the same ejaculant from the night 
before. The pleasure is awesome!!!! 
 
 
| - June 3, 2007  
Waggin' the Tail  
 
Grasp the head of your penis and shake it wildly. It may be akward but it will make cum 
shoot out fasted than a fired gun! 
 
 
| - June 4, 2007  
reverse upward  
 
Once erect get lubed up. Take hand and make a L (backwards L for right handers). Turn 
the back of your hand towards you with your thumb downward. Grab the penis to where 
the head barely sticks out. Create a rolling motion in your fingers. Squeezing with your 
pinky then ring, etc.. While letting your fingers go above your head. pull your thumb up 
with your index finger. This creates a very strong sensation that some cant handle. It is 
easy though because you really only have to move your fingers. 
 
 
| - June 5, 2007  
Reach Around  
 
I lie on my left side, (right-handed...) and push my penis-n-balls through in between my 
thighs. With my left hand, I keep them shoved through, but with my right, I reach around 
and jack it. It almost feels like you are jacking off another person, but also that another 
person is jacking you off, too. 
 
 
| - June 5, 2007  
Massage  
 
Pull back foreskin with both forefingers, gently massage underneath the head of the penis 
 
 
| - June 6, 2007  
BUBBLE WRAP HEAVEN  
 

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I read somewhere in this forum about BUBBLE WRAP. I am here to tell you, I tried it 
and I am hooked. Simply acquire some BUBBLE WRAP, cut it in a 1 foot square, fold it 
over (bubbles to the inside), place it between mattress and box spring (best to place on 
corner of matress ), lubricate with petroleum jelly, secure love pocket with bobbie pins or 
paper clips,or similar hardware, lube erection, and start pounding......... I tried it yesterday 
for the first time, I have done it 3 times since !!.... and I am 40 years old and my meat 
cannot resist this .... I wish I had discoved this 25 years earlier !! I crossdress also, so 
panties ,bras ,and stockings intensify the experience for me.... enjoy.... 
 
 
| - June 7, 2007  
warm pussy on pillow  
 
This is a great way to have fun! It takes a few minutes of prep but worth the wait,I mean 
well worth the wait!!!! first you need a fake latex vegina, you'll fill your sink with hot 
water and place your pussy in it to soak and warm up. While you're waiting 4 or 5 
minutes position your pillow in the middle of the bed and put a towle over it so you don't 
get lude all over your pillow. Next retrieve that pussy that you're about to attack fill it 
with astro glide or other favorite waterbased lube, place it at the lower base of your 
pillow incert penis and go to town, fast or slow. The warm felling will give you a mind 
blowing orgasim. you can also try putting a towel on the edge of your bed, for better 
axsis with legs lay on the edge with feet firmly planted on floor and GRIND AND 
HUMP TILL YOU CANT STAND NO MORE!!! this really dose feel like intercorse, 
nice and warm. ENJOY 

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| - June 9, 2007  
Long Baloon  
 
Very easy, just get one of those baloons they use to tie baloon animals with, then blow it 
up fold it in half like a Vagina then go away!!! 
 
 
| - June 11, 2007  
Getting Purse-onal  
 
You take a woman's purse, one that's leather or vinyl, with a leather or vinyl inner lining, 
and you make sure it's empty. Then, you add some lotion or other lubricant to the inside 
and outside of the purse. Make sure you spread it around, so it's totally saturated. Then, 
you insert your penis, and you masturbate with the purse. This is an insanely crazy way to 
masturbate, because a woman's purse is so important to her. It's got her money, credit 
cards, identification, make-up, and everything else in there. It's her constant companion, 
her best friend. Did you ever touch a woman's purse, and see her go off on you? Well, 
think if you boinked her purse, made love to it. It's a nice feeling,as i've done about 5 

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purses belonging to 3 different women. They never had a clue that I did their purse, and I 
always came back to do her purse again and again. It's very sneaky, and challenging, and 
different. If she is a beautiful woman, or at least attractive, you may never say you had 
sex with her, but you can say you did have sex with her best friend.. her purse! Try it, it's 
really nice to boink a purse! Try one that's really expensive, with high-quality leather. 
Try it on a woman you don't like, and this time, make sure you don't empty the contents 
out. Just shoot a load over her checkbook and everything. It's really mindboggling! 
 
 
| - June 11, 2007  
Paint Brush  
 
This one is very pleasuring. 
 
Take a new paint brush, and run it under some warm water to make it soft, then lay down 
or whatever posistion you like, and paint your penis and testicles (do not used actual 
paint, just use the brush itself) Be prepared to get cum in the face!! :p 
 
 
| - June 11, 2007  
Grip and Rub  
 
First work up an erection, then with your left (or right) hand squeeze your penis until the 
veins start to bulge, then with the othe handmake a circle with your forefinger and your 
thumb nd rub the back of glans, this is the most orgasmic feeling ever!!! 
 
 
| - June 12, 2007  
anal fun  
 
I seem to have a different shift on anal while using my penis to most guysout there. I love 
my prick and fondle-lube and play with it for hours--BUT through all this I msturbate my 
anus in a huge variety of ways and reach massive orgasms, in other words my prick is 
almost secondary until the end, when I usually blow big time. A little bit of history, when 
I was quite young I was always constipated and found that if I stuck my finger up my 
bum it eased my 'motions' at pooing my finger would always be in my bum,after a while 
it became second nature that if I was on the loo I would have 1 or 2 fingers lingering 
around but looking back I never followed it through, even when I started 'genuine' 
wanking and sex with others. I should state now that I am a hetero male- tried gay sex 
whenI was quite young- no good for me- and any fantasies I have are predominantly 
about girl/guy or girl/girl. 
 
Fast foreward: my wife and I were having a 'naughty' weekend away in Spain and went 
for sex big time- kitchen, patio,beach etc. We ended up one night having stand up sex in 
the kitchen. I was shgging her like like mad when her finger slipped up my bum. Never 
happened before, but I had a huge orgasm. was't until I went to the loo that I realised that 

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I hadn't ejaculated from my penis. 
 
I analysed and concluded that it must have been an anal orgasm. Couldn't wait to try it 
again, but my wife was anti the idea, so I began my experimentation process. I found it 
very easy to reproduce my orgasms with my finger[s] and soon found that anal sex is the 
most fantastic experience on earth- in fact when I have enjoyed a 3/4 hour session I often 
say to the world 'if god invented anything better than this he kept it for himself'. I have 
toys- you must all try the 'aneros' best£40 I have ever spent! but the real fun is letting 
your body tell you what it wants. Use fingers, toys,oils, lubes- but most important get to 
know yourself down there. There will be 'accidents' make sure that you have plenty of 
tissues and even accesss to the loo. It's not bad fun cleaning yourself out and I can even 
get an orgasm from a good crap. This probably all sounds a bit clinical, but what I am 
trying to share is the massive sexual thrill to had from your anus. I once set myself a 
target of max orgasms in an hour- result- 42. you can't get near with your penis-plenty of 
masturbation, loads of pre-cum [yum yum] during the anal session- but the fact for me is 
that my ass is king. Be gentle with this wonderful part of your body and get to know it. 
You do not know what you are missing. 
 
 
| - June 13, 2007  
Doll fun  
 
Your sisters has them when they were kids. Their daughters had them. LOTS of women 
still collect them, but they're just sitting there in a cabinet gathering dust. Some of the 
dolls look hot! They're very small, and sometimes very big! No matter who owns the 
doll, if it's female, it needs a good boinking! So you take the doll, and you just boink it! 
You use your hands to wrap the doll's arms around your penis, and you go up and down. 
You try different techniques, and before long, that little girl's doll that has been missing 
(you stole it from your sister, or niece, or cousin, or neighbor, and you have it hidden 
under your bed to cum on all the time!) gets creamed! You cum all over the doll's face! 
It's so sneaky, and so wrong, and so mischievous, and so sexually stimulating, but it's 
FUN!! I've done dolls that did not belong to me. They belonged to a niece, a niece's good 
friend, a sister, a mother, a daughter, etc. They became my sex slave, as I creamed the 
doll and took it to a whole new level of fun! The doll lost it's innocence, it's virginity, and 
it's beautifully styled hair, as I came a load on it's pretty head! It's a blast! 
 

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| - June 13, 2007  
sharp and pokie  
 
This technnique is AMAZING!! I discovered it while laying in bed one day (naked) and 
watching television. I got the idea to use a video game case to masturbate. It's pretty 
simple: take a video game case, remove the disc, and shut the case as tight as you can 

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around your erect penis. Then, you can either remain still and move the case rapidly back 
and forth, or you can hold the case still and move your penis back and forth. The sharp 
sides of the plastic case scraping against your long shaft make for an unforgettable 
experience. Try it!! 
 
 
| - June 13, 2007  
Bathroom masturbation  
 
I love to masturbate every day, and this is how I do it. First, I get an erection and go to 
the bathroom. I take off all of my clothes and stand in front of the sink. I use my right 
hand to jerk off, while I use my left hand to play with my rock-hard nipples. I love to just 
squeeze, pinch, and pull my nipples with the rhythm of my masturbation. I also use the 
stop and go technique with this, so my masturbating sessions usually last an hour. When I 
finally cum, it feels so good, and my penis explodes it cum into the sink. Afterwards, I 
put on my clothes again, and just wash my business down the drain. 
 
 
| - June 16, 2007  
headforeskin stimulation  
 
This technique is best for uncircumsised penis', also can be good for circumsised, but not 
as good. What you do is have the foreskin covering the head, then you grasp the middle 
part of the head with the foreskin covering the glans aswell as the top of the shaft, and 
move your hand like you would a full fist grip technique, instead your moving the head 
with your hand. Takes a while at first, but incredible orgasms. For more intense orgasm, 
face downward and only move your hand holding the head. The first couple of times a 
wonderful sensation in your lower back and balls comes just before ejaculation. 
 
 
| - June 16, 2007  
basketballing  
 
I've been masturbating on basketballs since I was a kid. The new indoor game balls give 
me the best orgasm. Just rub your shaft on the ball. The tacky feel and the pebbling feel 
great. I rub the ball on my nipples too. I usually start on the ball and finish with my hand 
while sitting on one ball and rubbing my nipples with another. Sometimes I stick my dick 
in the hole created by holding three balls together and pump til I orgasm all over the 
balls. 
 
 
| - June 21, 2007  
Inflatable pool toys  
 
There are all sorts of different kinds of inflatable pool toys and floats, and almost all of 
them are fun to use as substitute sex partners. Beach balls (especially nice, big ones!), air 

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mattresses, animal-shaped ride-ons, and swim rings are all generally reasonably priced, 
very easy to clean, and oh so much fun! 
 
It's just a few simple steps. 
 
1) Inflate your chosen toy. You'll want to experiment with pressure. Some like them firm; 
some like them softer. 
 
2) Lube up. Trust me, you'll thank yourself for this one. 
 
2a) If you're in a pool or other body of water, you should be able to skip the lube. It will 
likely just wash away anyhow. 
 
3) Climb onto your toy. 
 
4) Simulate intercourse...or more to the point, hump away! Note: if you are at a public 
pool or beach, you will need to be very discreet...but having sex with your favorite blow-
up toy is something you can enjoy in bed, on the couch, on the floor...anywhere! This is 
also a good technique for some women, depending on how you like being physically 
stimulated. In particular, women who enjoy straddling things will enjoy ride-on floats 
like the orca (sometimes called Shamu after SeaWorld's trademark orca). 
 
The thrill of getting caught can add spice to masturbating with inflatables...but be careful. 
If you're in a public place, you can be charged with public lewdness or some variation. 
Check local laws and be aware of the risks. Plus, some people just find it offensive. Be 
considerate. 
 
Some people (like me) also like puncturing their inflatables while masturbating with 
them--or having them punctured. If you have a willing partner, suggest that he or she 
tease you and threaten to put a hole in your toy while you're pumping it. Even further, 
some people enjoy having someone actually go through with it. This can involve tiny 
holes (forcing you to speed up if you want to finish before the toy goes completely flat--
and this can often send me past the point of no return even if I'm just getting in the 
groove!) or bigger holes or tears (generally only good if you're right at the edge). 
 
Cleaning just takes a clean, damp, lint-free cloth, and possibly vinyl cleaner. Best of all, 
you can deflate and store your new toy without worrying about someone finding 
it...unless you want to. ;) 
 
 
| - June 25, 2007  
foreskin stimulation  
 
Pul the skin well 4ward to cover the glans, insert finger through the prepuse and with 
moistened index finger tip massage the penis head , around the urethral opening and the 
frenum. Now lightly grip skin with thumb anf forefinger so that both sides of the 4 skin 

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are stimulated. Now pull skin all the way back so that innersurface of 4 skin is streched 
around the shaft Again massage with circular motions, all over the skin area, The 
streching of the skin opens up the nerve endings giving enhanced sensations which will 
lead to an intence orgasm 
 

 
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| - June 27, 2007  
the glove trick rubber  
 
Take a rubber glove and choose which finger you're gonna put ur penis in. then lube up 
the finger slot (i use spit) and put ur penis in. then with one hand take the base of the 
glove and hold it stationary. with the other hand pinch the tip of the glove and pull away 
from youself and then with the other hand pull back. continue this it feels like a blow job. 
 
 
| - June 27, 2007  
Guy  
 
For those who want to taste their cum, but lose interest after ejaculating: get completely 
naked, get on the floor and put your butt up against a wall about 2-3 feet from the floor 
and position your penis above your face. Masturbate normally and open wide when you 
are near orgasm. When you blow your load, you will get most of your hot load in your 
mouth (not to mention, all over your face). Its really hot! And salty. lol 
 
 
| - June 27, 2007  
the boxer  
 
first get naked then lie down on the floor or bed. then put your boxers or other underwear 
inside out. then put the but side of it on your penis and go up and down. also keep your 
legs bent 
 
 
| - June 29, 2007  
ball cupping  
 
sitting down cup your left hand around your balls and stroke your penis with the thumb 
and one finger of your right hand. (you may use lube or insert a anal dildo when you get 
hard.) rub/grip both hard, and light on your nutsuck while rubbing you penis shaft 
vigorously with you thumb and finger. when you are about to cum stand up and bend 
your knees for a monster load. this technique works out good for me. 
 

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| - July 2, 2007  
Shower Massage  
 
I use a hand held shower massage and turn it on a hard spray. I squat down and run the 
spray all over my body avoiding my penis and balls. Slowly I start to spray my balls until 
my penis is erect and then slowly move up the shaft to the head and hold it there until I 
cum. This doesn't take long as this is a exhilerating sensation. I am an exhibitionists so I 
imagine I am being watched and I am in a contest to see how long I can take it before I 
cum. Sometimes I stop just before cumming and then start over again when my penis is 
flacid. 
 
 
| - July 2, 2007  
Help it along  
 
If you don't mind being a little patient, build up cum by rubbing your penis as though 
masturbating, but do not have an orgasm. Do this for a couple days before your final 
session. Masturbating without cumming for a couple sessions in advance stimulates the 
prostate and makes you produce more semen, and when the time comes, you will shoot 
more and have a more powerful orgasm. 
 
 
| - July 4, 2007  
chair hook technique  
 
1. Put legs over a couch or lounge so your back is flat on the ground and legs on the 
couch 2. Start Jacking Off! 3. Good if you want to come in your own mouth! 
 
 
| - July 7, 2007  
two pillow pleasure  
 
The first technique I ever used was the one I still use to this day about 6 or 7 years now. I 
put two pillows together on my bed (vertically myself) and put my penis between them 
and the bed, then just hump between them while practicing a good healthy sex form. I 
always use two and it feels like your screwing a girl from behind. more cushion for the 
pushing get it. lol. and if you like that technique enough since it is hands free gives you 
the options of using your hands for many other things like tugging your ballz or anal 
probing or playing with your nipples. just remember doing this too much with pillows 
might cause rug burn depending on your pillow quality weather or not you pull up the 
pillow case and if you press down too hard into your bed. 

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condom urine  
 
Wait until you really have to pee then place a condom on your erect penis and go ahead 
and pee in it. Pee as much as you can and then grasp your penis and start to masturbate. 
The warmth of the pee will feel just like a vagina even when you cum. 
 
 
| - July 8, 2007  
circling palm  
 
hi.I love to masturbate thinking of other penises.I found a great way to get really 
crazy.First I get myself really hard and if I am still dry,I use a bit of saliva,which I dribble 
on the top part of my penis head,then I put my hand flat on the tip,with the middle of my 
palm directly on the top of the head of my penis and then I close me fingers around the 
head and my thumb too(as if I am holding a gear lever)and then I make little circles 
around the head.If I get a bit dry,I just use more saliva either on my penis head or in my 
palm.It feels great to do it with either hand.One can do this sitting,standing or lying on 
ones back or stomach. 
 
 
| - July 9, 2007  
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lay down on bed preferably naked, in order to feel the sheets of the bed on your skin. 
 
then lubricate your fingers or use your spit, and twitch your nipples first gentle then 
harder until you get hard. 
 
take a deep breath to relax. 
 
then start lubricating the area from your belly all down the pubic area and the testicles 
and start massaging the area around and the testicles gently and slowly. (Don't be tempted 
to touch the penis yet, it will have better effect if you do it in the end) 
 
Now spread your legs and lubricate your anus; start rubbing your finger against the hole 
for a little time. 
 
get back to your original position, and stretch the penis' skin down to your testicles. 
 
when you're ready follow the basic or ay other technique in order to ejaculate. 
 
it's a great feeling, and there's alot of semen coming out 
 
try it, it won't let you down. 
 
 

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| - July 9, 2007  
Butt Plug  
 
I picked a medium size butt plug. I lube it up and start stoking my penis.When fully erect 
I slip the plug in my anus till I feel it hit my prostrate. This may hurt first time.As I 
continue stoking I push a little harder.It makes for a great cum.With practice youll be 
looking for a longer plug. 

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| - July 9, 2007  
Selfsucking  
 
*Be completely naked and erect! 
 
*Sit in a stable chair! 
 
Slope in a chair, (back curved outward), look down at penis with chin on chest. Hook 
either arm around your legs and push up. Breathe in real deep and move towards your 
penis. 
 
NOTE: You may only be able to lick the top firstly, but you'll get there! You don't need 
to be flexible!! 
 
 
| - July 9, 2007  
Anus-ball pull-penis rub  
 
There are many ways to masturbate and I think I have tried most of them after reading the 
ones on this website. The one method that is the most exhillarating and toe curling 
involves a dildo or similiar object up you ass just enought to rub against your prostate 
gland. With one hand make a circle to form around the top of your ball sack and gently 
pull while the other hand is stroking your dick. this combination will definitly get your 
dick squirting juices in no time. If you are able to sit on the dildo and rock your ass back 
and forth so it has a continuous rubbing motion you will cum faster then you really want 
to. As you are pulling and stroking your dick with any method you wish begin to pull 
your balls further away from your body to the point just before becoming painful. Also, 
wrap your fingers of that hand around the balls and rub them or rub the tight balls on your 
leg or another object. you have to be pretty dexterous but it is worth it once you get the 
rythem going. The only thing that makes this method better is to have someone watching 
while you are moaning in ecstasy. Try it you will like it. don't forget to use lube on the 
dildoe or object you are using to stick in your ass. 
 
 
| - July 10, 2007  

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Cucumber Masturbater  
 
cut the end off a large cucumber and use a spoon to scoop out the inside of the cucumber 
to roughly the size of your dick when its erect, next poke a hole in the top of the 
cucumber to control suction, next microwave the cucumber for 30-45 seconds to warm it 
up, make sure it's not too hot or you'll burn your willey, slid your penis inside, it's best 
artificial vagina I have found! 
 
 
| - July 12, 2007  
Base stimulation  
 
I like to give my penis a normal, fast stroke with one hand, and with the thumb of the 
other hand, stroke the base slowly. You can use the index or middle fingers to stimulate 
the area behind the balls too. It's the slow stroking at the base that does it for me. I find it 
builds me up to a great orgasm quickly. 
 
 
| - July 15, 2007  
orbital sander  
 
My favorite method is to use a orbital sander sometimes it is called a jitterbug. You can 
do this with or with out clothes on, I like going out in the shed and leave my pants on and 
take the jitterbug making sure I removed the sandpaper and hold it on my penis. Slowly 
moving it up and down from the tip of my penis to the bottom of my balls and as I get 
closer to orgasm concentrating more on the tip. It feels great to let it all come out in your 
underwear then walk back in the house and remove my clothes to be washed later and 
then get in the shower and get cleaned up. Other times I get completly naked and run the 
sander up & down my penis and when I am close to orgasm I stop for a few minutes then 
start again doing this 3 or 4 times and just before I cum I place the sander right below my 
balls and concentrate on my prostate gland and enjoy as it seems like it will cum forever. 
 
 
| - July 15, 2007  
Takes a long time but it's worth it.  
 
This is how I masturbated for the first time.  
 
It takes you a long time to reach it, but it's worth it. It's hard to explain without a video, 
but I'll try: Make your penis hard. Then, with your thumbs, hit it (with care) in the 
begginning of the glans, just in the part that gives you most pleasure. The penis will move 
some centimeters towards your legs and come back. Then hit it again. Of, course, this is 
fast - I hit it like 4 times per second. With time, you'll start feeling extremely excited. 
You'll probably feel like stopping to do it like this and just taking it and stroking - 
DON'T. Just keep doing it. 
 

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The orgasm will come slowly, extend all over you, and then it'll be extremely intense 
while you cum. 
 
I tried this first when I was 11 and still do it. Oh, how hot it is... 

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| - July 15, 2007  
With ice your left hand and using stairs and your balls.  
 
First, take some ice cubes, and break them so they have the approximate size of a marble. 
Then, shove some of those pieces up your anus. It might be a bit painful at first, but I 
assure you that it's harmless, and it helps with the pleasure. 
 
Then, lay down in some stairs. That will make you feel your orgasm different. It's 
enjoyable, I assure you. 
 
If you usually use your right handfor this, change and use the left one. It will feel like 
you're being masturbated by another person. You can also make your arm go behind one 
of the legs—that will enhance the sensation of having a partner. 
 
You must grip your penis so that you also grab, or touch, or rub, your testicles. It'll be 
even better that way. Not many people how how much peasure your balls can give you. 
 
Enjoy. It's great. 
 
* WARNING: In some states, masturbating in the stairs is illegal. Do it where no one can 
see you. 
 
 
| - July 16, 2007  
Fire poker  
 
I love to place the fireplace broom between the mattress and box spring of my bed. The 
handle is rounded and about 4 inches long. After I lube up my ass, from my hands and 
knees I back my anus into the handle and rock back and forth, The smooth handle 
massages my prostate and rectum. What pleasure. After several minutes I begin to stroke 
my rigid penis and continue until I explode. I am not gay, but I sure love that cold brass 
fireplace broom handle rammed up my ass. Give it a try. 
 
 
| - July 20, 2007  
finger curl  
 
for a girl: lie down naked and suck fingers. rub clitoris in circular motion and start 

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dipping in to vagina ( 1 finger first) then start fingering with 1 finger( in and out but dont 
go deep yet !) then fit 2 fingers in and then start to curl ur fingers ( you shud be rubbing 
against teh top of ur vagina now ) using ur other hand push ur fingers in deep and keeping 
pushing in andout until you finally orgasm. I find this works quite quickly 

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| - July 20, 2007  
Mud Pussy  
 
Tools you need: Condum shovel water towel 
 
First find a place that is completely disclosed and no one can see you in your yard or in 
the woods. Dig a hole in the ground and leave the dirt in the hole. Chop the dirt very 
finely. Add a little bit of water in the hole and stir it up to make a nice thick, creamy mud.  
 
After you have the mud prepared, put some towels or something around the hole to cover 
the ground enough for you to lay on, but make sure you don't cover the mud hole. Take 
off your clothes and get your dick hard. Put on a condum and insert your dick into the 
mud. Thrust in it hard, slow, fast, however you want. The thicker the mud the better. It 
feels just like a nice wet pussy and you can make it tight or loosen it up buy pushing the 
mud tighter around your dick kind of like burring it. When you cum, your toes and legs 
will curl and you will be out of breath. Just make sure you are in a remote area and USE 
A CONDOM. Being naked outside and just thrusting your penis in the mud feels so good 
and you when you cum you will be in tears of pleasure. 
 
 
 
| - July 20, 2007  
The Wrist Hump  
 
If you are right handed, move your erect penis diagonally on your left hip. then, bring 
yourleft hand and place your wrist on the bottom of the penis [towards the testicles]. then, 
you put your right wrist on top of it. then, you lay down on a bed or any surface andhump 
your thighs against your wrists against the surface your laying on. this gives you 
relaxation to fantasize and its very east to do. you will have the best orgasm ever! 
 
 
| - July 22, 2007  
Thumb pointer middle and ring combo  
 
This method never gets old. Lubrication or skill arent necessary, but lube is 
recommended. 
 

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Okay, you have to find an odd position for this. I prefer straddling a toilet seat 
backwards. Then, using lube or not, place your thumb on the side of the shaft facing you. 
Put the pointer, middle and ring fingers either on the glans or low by the testes. 
 
You know what to do! ;) Rub vertically on the penis. Change speeds periodically, but 
only if you dont orgasm within 3 mins.  
 
When you orgasm, tense up as many muscles in your thighs, anus, and stomach s you 
can. Point your penis UP! This is critical! 
 
Although the cum load is only about half a pint, the orgasm is fantastic. If you can back 
to back, do so! The second orgasm will have you moaning, no matter how hard you 
resist! I hope all of you enjoy this method! 

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| - July 22, 2007  
between the legs  
 
lol heres what you do you put your dick between your legs and thrust upward with your 
pelvis. Keep ur legs tight I cros mine and keep doing this until you ejac.You can use 
deoderant between the legs for lube, cheap and disposable. 
 
 
| - July 23, 2007  
Intertube  
 
Pick up an intertube for a bicycle and cut a section out approximatly 10 inches. Take a 
large plastic juice bottle with a big opening. Insert the tube into the bottle and wrap the 
end of it around the mouth of the bottle to secure it. Apply some lubricant of your choice 
(vaseline works great!) to the inside of the intertube. Once you are erect, insert yourself 
into the intertube. It is a great simulated vagina, and your entire ejaculate is contained, 
making cleanup easy. The bottle opening is just tight enough to give you a great sensation 
as you insert in and out. As a variation, you can make the bicycle tube shorter so as to 
allow your penis to poke through the other end of the tube each time you fully insert. 
 
 
| - July 24, 2007  
For a huge load  
 
For you smokers, have a smoke going, about 15 to 20 seconds before your going to cum, 
take a big drag off your cigarette, inhale it as deep has you can. HOLD the smoke in. 
Hold your breath. Just before you are about to cum, start to exhale slowly. Big big thick 
load.  
 

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I am not promoting cigarette smoking. Don't start.... 
 
 
| - July 24, 2007  
Plunger butt anal  
 
Find a toilet plunger and wrap tape around the end of the handle as thick as you think you 
want in your anus. Put a condom on it and lube yourself up. stick the plunger onto a wall 
at a low hieght and back yourself into it on your knees. then imagine whoever you want, 
doing you from behind. 
 
 
| - July 25, 2007  
Pillow to Blanket  
 
First, get naked but keep your shirt on but pull it up a bit, then get a soft pillow (helps if it 
is light, to heavy a pillow can hurt) then put a blanket on top of that(that should be 
lightweight also) then proceed to masturbate the pillow will create a sorta V shape that 
while your rubbing it will stimulate your balls and the area below your belly button. I use 
this technique myself and a little lubricant can only make it better! 
 
 
| - July 25, 2007  
pre cum rub  
 
this works if you have foreskin draw your foreskin back exposing your purple glans with 
your index finger collect the precum seeping out of your peehole and rub all over the 
feelings are extreme like pleasure and pain mixed feels sexy when your whole penis is 
soaked keep edging near to orgasm for an hour or two before exploding into an intense 
orgasm 

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| - July 27, 2007  
Dildo squat  
 
I love masturbation and have a variation on technique #18 (resting my butt on my heels). 
Strap a dildo to the back of your ankle and insert it up your ass as you lower your butt 
towards your heels. Now you can ride the dildo up and down as if someone was having 
anal intercourse with you while you jack off. 
 
 
| - July 30, 2007  
Toilet Sex  
 

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Find a toilet, and put the lid up. put your penis between the seat and lip of the toilet bowl. 
(If the seat has a break in the front, do this from the side) Begin humping the toilet bowl 
as if it was a woman, or man if you like. 
 
 
| - July 31, 2007  
String Masturbation  
 
First make sure you get a good hardon. Take a string like a shoelace, make it dubbel and 
tie it as far as possible at the base of your dick. Tie it real hard. Your dick will swell even 
more. Without moving the skin of your dick up and down, let your hand, with or without 
lub move along the shaft and over the head. If your each orgasm the semen will not come 
out but goes into the bladder. But the sensation is great. 
 
 
| - July 31, 2007  
Silk pants tecnique .  
 
My suggestion to a good masturbation session is, 1. Take two pillows, Take a pair of 
cotone cotton pants,3. get naked a place your penis on top of the silky smooth pants or 
sweats, fold the two pillows, put your the pants on top of the first pillow fold that as well 
the begin to move back and forth. I know it sound like a lot but, it's really a good method 
of masturbating. Also, it's even better if you have a full size bedroom mirror. Trust me 
you can't go wrong. However if you have a old pair of the pants I mentioned earlier, then 
use those. 

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Panries and pillows  
 
1) Get two of your favorite pair of panties and 2 pillows, I love satin panties for this they 
feel so divine 
 
2) Pull each panty separately over the end of each pillow. 
 
3) Lay the pillows on the bed stacked on top of each other with the rear side of panties 
facing each other. 
 
4) Climb up in the bed with the pillows, and insert you member in between the two panty 
covered surfaces of the pillows then lay on over on top as you would with a woman and 
hump away, sometimes I will even go as far to place a bra onto the top pillow stuff the 
cups with panties and fantasize even more. 
 
Sliding back and forth - in and out of the two satin covered surfaces can be really 
exhilarating!!!! If you have never tried this before you probably will not last very long. 

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Nylon panties feel excellent as well. I love to wear panties, especially oversized soft 
nylon panties and dry hump the top panty covered pillow at first to become arouse , Ha!! 
Like I’m not already aroused, I’m usually already to that point but the panties do fell real 
good though anyway.  
 
wearing a large and soft pair of nylon panties where you member will freely slide around 
inside will maximize the pleasure of the dry humping experience but, be careful if you 
continue to dry hump the panty covered pillows while wearing panties yourself you may 
not make it to the first method mentioned above because humping the panty covered 
pillows while wearing a nice soft pair of panties yourself is another good way to 
masturbate as well and you will not make to insertion in between the two pillows 
 
If you can get a woman’s’ nylon pajama top or very short nighty to wear while utilizing 
this technique, do so but take the panties off, it will put you over the edge. The end of the 
PJ top or short nighty should ride up and slide around midway the rear of your butt when 
you bend over at a 45 degree angle this sliding around there tickles me a little and adds to 
the arousal. 
 
Another great position is to insert your member into the panty covered pillows stay up on 
your knees, reach over the to the top of the pillows and pull/slide them back towards you, 
do not remove your hands keep hold like you are holding the down on the bed, you this 
will cause them to fold and place the surfaces at a 45 degree angle, because you haven't 
let go of them you are at a 45 degree angle as well and all you have to do rock back and 
forth pushing in and out will cause this rocking action a perfect pocket is formed 
caressing your member and you will be begging for the sensation to last but, you will not 
last long.  
 
One other thing to add to this method â€“ if you have one of those battery operated 
vibrating eggs slide it in your backside and crank it up, doing that even while 
masturbating conventionally will rock your world. 
 
I like feminine attire and love to wear and dress up while masturbating it always keeps 
me aroused, so I will dress up and pretend I'm with my lesbian lover and I am wearing 
the strap-on while pumping my stiff member in and out of the panty covered pillows. 
 
 
| - August 2, 2007  
interesting sitting fun  
 
Let me tell you the most interesting secret in masturbation,,,sit on a chair, one leg over 
the other (think you are sitting in park bench), then pass your penis from tigth space 
between your leg to the other side, then pushing from under, press it up...I don't know if 
you found out!! hard to describe,,,O.K sit on a chair, one leg over the other, push your 
penis to pass from your 2 legs and do this,,,you will shoult!!!! 

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| - August 2, 2007  
Panty Girdle techniques  
 
Put on a long leg panty girdle, pull it up tight with your penis up in front. It will be so 
tight that even if you go hard, it won't stick out, being encased in the girdle fabric. Then 
take a vibrator and use it on the tip of your penis, down its shaft, down into your girdle-
clad crotch, move it around and learn where it will arouse you the best. 
 
You could also get one of the long leg panty girdles with a crotch opening, pull it up tight 
in front and use the crotch opening to access your penis; then stimulate in your usual, 
favorite way. The girdle being pulled up tight in your crotch will intensify the feel. 
 
Either way, it will feel like your whole crotch is cumming at the same time. 
 
I find a long leg corselette (all-in-one), with bra cups and shoulder straps, is even better 
because the straps hold the garment tight and firm in your crotch. 
 
 
| - August 3, 2007  
self-spanking  
 
I'm in mid-20s now. I was spanked severely bare bottom at home, quite often till I was 
about 16. It was usually with a belt and it always left me hot to masturbate as soon as I 
was alone. Even today, thinking about that gets me hot, so I like to apply a strap to my 
tail for a while before I beat off. I really shoot when I do that 
 
 
| - August 4, 2007  
rocking the bed  
 
take all the covers off your bed and place a pillow on the matress. get completley then lay 
down face first with your penis between the pillow and your stomach. then grab just 
below the head board and start to rock yourself back and forth. it is important to really get 
yourself in the moment as this method will not work or take too long. try puttig two 
folded pillow infront of your head and put your face in the imagining the are two huge 
tits as you continue to rock. try to focus on whom you are screwing. sometimes I like to 
wipe my as with the fingers on my left hand because the smell really turns me on when in 
the moment. you really have to focus on this method or it wont work but dont give up as 
it is possibly the best ever method. the rocking motion really gets you going and the 
argasm is so intense. try it next time you have a free house. mindblowing stuff. 
 
 
| - August 7, 2007  
Use womens high heels  

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Using an attractive high heel, place your erect penis inside the shoe, holding the penis 
down with your thumb, and rub the shoe back and forth until you cum... 
 
 
| - August 8, 2007  
numbhand  
 
sit on ur hand until it falls asleep it will go completely numb then jack off it will feel as 
tho someone else is giving you a blowjob. ive mastered all the techniques on this page 
but my own technique is by far the best 
 
 
| - August 8, 2007  
rub glans  
 
Wet your glans and your palm. Rub your glans with your palm. It leads to a good, VERY 
quick orgasm and feels really nice. 
 
 
| - August 8, 2007  
Masturbating with a high heel shoe  
 
I been doing this for years with a number of women besides myself, but it even greater if 
you have a willing partner that will preform it with you. Lying on your back, legs bent up 
with a pillow under your head for you can see what your doing. Take a pair of high heels 
and place them on your groin with your erected penis in between them feeling the leather. 
I like to use 4to 5 heel shoes on myself. Now pretent a beatuiful woman is sitting in a 
chair in front of you and she's going to step on you and your penis with her high heel 
shoes. Visulizing her long slim legs towering above you. She/You raise one shoe with 
one hand or leg and place the head of your penis underneath the sole and stroke it 
downward with heavy pressure so to simulate the weight of her foot and watch the head 
of your penis rub along the full length sole of the shoe. (Then repeat over and over 
again)! Get into a faster rhythm by applying more pressure to each stroke. With the other 
shoe you can place it on any other part of your body as tho your lady friend is tormenting 
you with her other shoe and leaving heel welts in your flesh. As you watch the shoe 
stomp your penis listen how it slaps against your stomach. Now tilt the shoe back a bit so 
that the heel will penetrate the nut sack with the continuing rhythm. As the penis get's 
harder and you feel that your about to cum, increase the rhythming action faster and 
harder,jamming the heel deeper into your balls till your cum all over your self. Then you 
may like or she will demand you to lick the cum off her shoes and clean them as your 
resting from being highheeled. (Caution): This could result as rug burn on the head of 
your penis if perform to many times! 

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| - August 9, 2007  
Hot Soapy  
 
I didcovered this when I was twelve and, at almost seventy-five still use and enjoy it. It's 
my favorite. In the shower I get the water as hot as I can stand and lather up a soft wash 
cloth, the soapier the better. Then, with my penis under the water stream & wank away, 
controlling the intensity by the speed of my hand. My ejaculations are intense and no 
clean up. 
 
 
| - August 9, 2007  
No hand pleasure supreme  
 
This is best done while wearing spandex shorts but can be done in other clothing. First 
get a good location {wal-mart bench} where ladies with hot bodies will pass bye . Now 
get horny and sit down and fastly slide erection straight up in pants against lower 
abdomen to get ready. then slowly start opening and closing your legs {as if nervously 
waiting on a ride or etc.} As you open youre legs the fabric of your pants slide against 
your crotch creating friction. So continue to butterfly your legs open an in squeezing your 
pc as you go . Sometimes a really hot woman will even sit right next to you unaware of 
what youre doing. Eventually it leads to a hugr orgasm and incredible sexual high. A 
condom can be worn under to keep it clean. I was in w mart just the other day and had on 
my nylon spandex shorts . I did this in front of the door greeter. And She caught on but 
just smiled. I kept going and stared heer in the eyes as I came she looked sexually 
frustrated but had to keep working. she probably ended up in the bathreoo,m after I left. 
 
 
| - August 15, 2007  
Ball Smacker  
 
For this Technique, you can either sit or stand, but if you stand, its hard to find a surface 
tall enough for you. If you are sitting in a chair, start with any technique that will allow 
your balls to hit the bottom of your chair. This will make your orgasm come faster and 
feel better. 
 
 
| - August 15, 2007  
The endless vagina  
 
When you have a full or partial erection, lube up both of your hands very well. Take your 
penis with one hand, and starting at the head, squeeze tightly as you move your hand 
down the shaft toward the base. When there is room, take your second hand and repeat 
the process, squeezing your penis with both hands, constantly moving one over the other. 
If done correctly, it will feel is though you are penetrating an endless vagina/anus. This 

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works well regardless of whether you are circumcised or not, and can also be performed 
by a partner. 
 
 
| - August 16, 2007  
The Towel Wack  
 
Take a towel and fold it over. Lay it on a counter top, table, chair, etc. Pick the height that 
best fits you. Make sure the crease in the towel is facing you. Place you penis in the towel 
and move back and forth. It acts as a vagina. Creates a GREAT orgasm! 

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| - August 16, 2007  
Bubble Wrap  
 
Roll lubricated bubble wrap around your shaft and then stroke like normal. The results 
are GREAT!!! 
 
 
| - August 19, 2007  
Banana screw driver melon etc  
 
I rarely use any type of lube, prefer dry stroking, but love using non-descript things 
around the house.  
 
BANANA-Take a large banana, eat it, wrap the peel around your penis and duct tape it so 
it wont rip apart when you stroke. If the banana creates seems because your penis is 
thicker than the banana just rub some of the banana gook on the tape so you dont get 
friction burn. You may also want to leave a half to an inch of edible banana in the bottom 
to squish throughout the banana. If you have a small penis use a smaller banana. One of 
my favorite imitation pussies and cheap, bananas are like 20 cents a piece.  
 
HONEYDEW MELON-mentioned already on this site, cut a hole a little smaller than 
your penis, punch a hole on the other side, top side with a screw driver so you can place a 
finger over the screwdriver hole causing a little optional suction. Microwave for 2-5 
minutes. Use fingers to largen the hole as the melon will be softer after microwaving to 
desired gape.  
 
RULER/PAINT STIRRER- slap your nuts. 
 
RUBBER BANDS, SHOE STRINGS, THONG PANTIES. All good for getting your 
penis and balls bound up.  
 
SCREW DRIVER-stick the handle in your ass. Not so much into ass play, but on 

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occasion.  
 
ICE CUBES-Pop em in your ass, but expect leakage. Rub on balls and penis. 
 
BOTTLED WATER-Take one of those 16.9 oz bottled waters and freeze it. But then let 
it melt after fully frozen or use hot water to melt down. Works best if you let it melt it 
self. Frozen water will melt to a long fat ice penis. Cut the top of the bottle off to get ice 
penis out. Leave in cut open bottle until ready for use. CANDLE WAX-not too painful 
can usually pour it right on my penishead, cleanup is a bitch, lay down a towel you dont 
plan on using ever again.  
 
TOOTHPASTE/VICKS VAPOR RUB-burns, Im not a big fan of either. BENGAY 
fuhgeddaboutit.  
 
SANDWICH BAGGY WITH LOTION between the couch or between mattress and 
boxspring, hit it doggy style.  
 
CLOTHES PINS-on the nips 
 
 
 
| - August 19, 2007  
Mechanical Aid 2  
 
I just discoverd this. While I was using the drill machine I placed the drill near my penis 
and my balls and while I drilled the holes on the wall my penis got erected because of the 
drill vibrating my penis so the I ejacluated. I took a futher investigation by placing my 
penis on the rotating bit. It just felt so good but don't forget to use a lube before turning 
on the drill mechine otherwise it will only rotate your penis. This method on masterbating 
worked the best for me. 

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| - August 19, 2007  
male masturabation with a pilo and condom.  
 
First buy or get some condoms put it on your penis get a pilo filled with feathers or wool 
in this masturbation teqnique you can either have a normal pilo which must be folded in 
half or a long pilo which I call a sausage pilo because its a long pilo which they do sell in 
wales and england.Once your condom is on your penis make a deep hole in the pilo and 
insert your penis and do intercourse for about 30 seconds stop and come, and do it su 
more until you have had enough and had sexual pleasure I call it masturbation sex 
simulator.I gaurentee it will work but you can also do it without a condom but with out a 
condom it must be done with a pilo filled with e.g duck feathers reason for this is so 
friction does not make your penis blead blood.Thanks for reading and do this technique 

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times as you like. 
 
 
| - August 19, 2007  
stop start technique  
 
I first used this when I was 12. it was my first masturbattion and it felt great. What you 
do is... get naked, and then lube your penis and balls up with your favourite lube. make 
sure it is all covered. now once your erect, masturbate slowly until your almost at orgasm. 
but STOP AT THIS POINT. wait a couple of minutes, then masturbate as hard as you 
can. I find this produces lots of semen and a good orgasm 
 
 
| - August 20, 2007  
Hot-Dog  
 
I like using a semi-warm hot dog to anal masturbate. The feel is great and is good for 
guys who don't want to be caught with a dildo. Be sure you use a water-based lube (if you 
want) because oil-based ones are linked to prostate cancer. 
 
 
| - August 21, 2007  
Noodle Masturbation  
 
Make some cup noodles and leave to get fat. Drain out all the water and make a hole for 
your pens in the bottom. Then put your penis through the hole and masturbate any way 
you want. ENJOY 
 
 
| - August 23, 2007  
Finger under nut sac  
 
While masterbateing lay on your back and lte your sac rest on your leg and put your 
finger underneath it in the aera between your leg and start of your penis and more your 
finger in and out while still tuching your nut sac and leg the orgasum is great. 

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| - August 23, 2007  
Iced Condom  
 
I just recently got in to anal masturbation. I went around my house looking fo something 
to use. I went to my room and got a condom and unwraped it and filled it with water then 

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put it in the freezer. after it froze ilubed up the condom with baby oil and slowly inserted 
it into my anus then started jerking off. The feeling of a frzen dildow was amazing. 
 
 
| - August 24, 2007  
underwear  
 
I did this when my girl was out of town, take a pair of womans silk underwear cut a hole 
in them (if there isnt one) pull it so the elastic is on your penis and masturbate anyway 
you want (for more plesure use fruit in the underwear) 
 
 
| - August 26, 2007  
Toilet Paper Tube  
 
1.Lube up a cardboard toilet paper tube 2.Insert penis all the way, with the head of penis 
poking out the other side of tube 3. Slide the paper tube back and forth across the head of 
penis, moving in and out the other side of tube. 
 
-great sensations 
 
 
| - August 27, 2007  
Marker  
 
I like to find a marker from around me house and just rub cream all over it and then thrust 
it in nd out of my ass. The sensation feels so good & clean up is easy! Best Of Luck! 
 
 
| - August 28, 2007  
beware guys of vacuums  
 
Have fun but keep in mind that too much suction can pull the skin off your shaft. Besides 
the pain which would be very bad, you will need to go to emergency room, to get 
reattached, and you are non orgasmic for several weeks while you heal. Trust me the E R 
people have seen it all. 
 
 
| - August 29, 2007  
Middle Aged Masturbation  
 
Masturbate for at least one hour using plenty of olive oil.Even at the age of 48 one can 
manage an intense orgasm.I find short sessions only produce a dribble of semen whereas 
using the above technique can result in a two to three foot spurt of the liquid, and more of 
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| - August 30, 2007  
Pad Wrap  
 
Wrap a sanitary towel around your penis then when ejaculating remove sanitary towel 
and place under penis to collect fluid 
 
 
| - August 31, 2007  
Spandex shorts sensual feel rub  
 
THIS IS AWSOME ( Get some nylon lycra shorts, go to a sex toy store and have a seat, 
the hottest women come in and are already horny most of the time, Sway your legs out 
and in over and over , you will notice how good the shorts feel clinging against you and 
sliding mm so erotic,pump your erection agianst the fabric ahh like being rubbed by a 
smooth womans hand, you will not even need your hands, Just the other day I did this 
and a really hot blonde noticed and I could tell she was enjoying the show, shw watched 
and lustfully stared giving me a huge charge.Not all women respond this way 
 
 
| - September 2, 2007  
Belt masturbation  
 
this is such a good method but use a lot of lube due to friction 
 
1.Sit in a comfy chair preferrably one that can lean back e.g office chair 2.Get any normal 
belt (it would be better if its material) 3.Wrap it round your dick once and make sure its 
not twisted 4.Put the two ends of the belt between your toes 5.Then move the belt in a 
rythmn like cycling an imaginery bike 6.The friction slowly starts to warm your dick 
 
 
| - September 5, 2007  
Bobbing for Apples I mean Anal  
 
This is for people who can suck their own peniss and like it enough to swallow their cum 
as well as those who also enjoy using anal toys to intensify their orgasms.  
 
What I finally was able to perform, after many failed attempts, is to cum in my mouth 
and swallow my load while simultaneously shoving a glass dildo into my Prostate. 
Sounds vulgar? Trust me, it looks even more vulgar but it feels amazing.  
 
I find the best position for me to get all of my penis down my throat is to sit on the edge 
of a wooden or equally sturdy chair. Then I practice loosening my muscles up gradually 
by pulling my mouth (tongue first) down towards my penis. I reach beneath the chair 

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with both hands and begin to pull upwards thus forcing my mouth and penis all the more 
closer. After I feel stretched out enough, usually when I can wrap my lips down over my 
head and flick my tongue up and down my shaft, I go for the one hand method. Simple, 
just do the same only use one hand to pull down and the other to hold your penis upright 
so you can give a good firm blowjob to yourself. You've Earned it!  
 
Next is to feel comfortable enough with your blowjob ability (that means you feel limber 
enough to be able to swallow your penis entirely down to your balls and even go as far as 
being able to put your balls in your mouth as they need the same Executive treatment.) 
Once accomplished it's time to bust out the lube and your choice Dildo because it's now 
time to add Anal.  
 
Depending how limber you are you may find this next part somewhat difficult. You have 
to keep the edge of your butt, anus pointing straightforward or slightly to the sky, on the 
VERY edge of the seat while your back rests against the back the chair. This move takes 
away a good majority of the leverage you had to pull down for the blowjob so you have 
to rely on being calm, composed, and limber. Hand one is going to be the Dildo Operator 
and Hand two is the penis Conductor/Leverage Wrangler. Your legs will idealy be above 
ur head. This gives the best leverage and also the best camera angle, if you choose to film 
this (it's pretty much worth it just to look back and have the proof that you pulled this 
great feat off), that I've found so far.  
 
The only thing left to is find a good rhythm to synch your Head so that it's bobbing with 
your Apple, I mean Anal/Prostate Pounding. Then You let go and hope that when you 
cum harder than you ever knew possible that the force of the ejaculation doesn't blow a 
hole in the back of your skull. That would be an embarasing mess now wouldn't it.  
 
Have Fun, Safety First, and make sure You Lock the Door when experimenting this one!  
 
(now you may finally grasp what it feels like to be on the other side of what females feel 
during Cunnilingus con Dildo. Like to see a woman try this trick) 
 
| - September 7, 2007  
All day long  
 
if you can do this without getting fired it's a great way to explode in the evening. Could 
also just do this at home when not at work. 
 
I love to get to my work, turn on the PC and surf some porn for 30 mins each morning - 
better if i've got a particular fantasy in mind that day. Then once good and hard have a 
few rubs and get down to work. Then return to fantasy material whenever possible during 
the day. This way I can be erect most of the day without coming and my dick gets ever 
more sensitive as the day goes on. It's even better looking at my assistant while working 
and she has no idea i'm hard as rock. It's sometimes a little tricky to walk around. 
 
At the end of the day, make sure i'm horny as hell and on way home, give my penis some 

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attention - not enough to cum yet. Then when i'm home the real fun starts - totally naked 
using my favourite techniques, I will spend a good 2 or three hours edging until I can't 
hold back. The orgasm is always so intense there's lots of cum and it lasts for what seems 
like an age. If I'm careful, I can stay hard and after a few minutes rest, because my penis 
is still extra sensitive, it's always good to pull off really fast to another superb orgasm 
 
 
| - September 7, 2007  
Anal Stimulator  
 
If you are into or want to try anal stimulation when you masturbate, one of the best 
stimulators is the douche nozzle from a combination enema/douche kit. It's a nice size 
and will give you a good prostate massage. Lube it good, slide it in and then slide it back 
and forth or wiggle it around while you masturbate.  
 
(P.S. You might also want to try masturbating while taking a enema sometime!) 
 
 
| - September 8, 2007  
30 second orgasm  
 
This is an awesome discovery. 
 
Lie down and use any technique you like. When you ejaculate, stretch your legs firmly, 
next to each other + squeeze your anus really tight, like when you do after peeing, but 
this time keep it tight continuously. Keep stroking your penis. If done correctly you 
should have a 30 second orgasm, or even more. 

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| - September 10, 2007  
saliva  
 
For me, I have always preffered saliva as the best lube. im uncircumcised but love the 
feeling of my own warm saliva on the head of my penis. A technique I use is to sit on a 
comfy chair and then I make myself hard. I pull back my foreskin and spit on my head, I 
then move my foreskin back and forth over and over again over the head and jerk my 
penis as normal. sometimes I also like to rub saliva on my balls, there is nothing hotter 
than warm wet balls and head. If the saliva starts to become dry I simply just spit on my 
penis again, it's natural and gives the most intense jerk off I ever have all the way to an 
amazing cum. 
 
 
| - September 13, 2007  
mayonnaise pussy  

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I cut a hole in the plasic lid of a mayonnaise jar and glued an artificial vagina over the 
hole. I cut the sleeve off of the vagina, only leaving enough sleeve to protrude through 
the hole in the lid. Now, I can use mayonniase to lube the lips of the vagina and screw the 
lid onto a 2/3 full jar of mayonnaise. It's an unbelievable experience! Sometimes I stop 
halfway through and perform cunnilingus on the jar, then I finish. And of course, the next 
time I have a sandwich, there's a healthy dose of cum in it, too.You can also use an 
artificial mouth or anus, both available at porn stores. 
 
 
| - September 14, 2007  
Balloon Masturbation-rly good  
 
This masturbation is a type of masturbation which requires just two simple, big balloons. 
Buy them at a store or something and fill the balloon with water. The balloons will 
represent boobs, so fill the water more is you want the balloons to look like a bigger 
boob. Make the balloons wet with water or soap and stroke it in your penis on opposite 
ends. It really feels good, give it a try! 
 
 
| - September 18, 2007  
Foreskin Condom  
 
I have a fairly large foreskin, and usually when I masturbate I like to slide it back and 
forth over the head. Sometimes though it's nice to slide it back and then lube up and rub 
my hand over it, but I've found that it feels better to slide back my foreskin and put on a 
condom, then do it. Slightly reduced sensitivty means I can last longer, and if I get bored 
of using my hand I sometimes lay on my bed and slide my dick between a couple of 
pillows or something...and of course the condom means no mess at the end. 

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| - September 18, 2007  
Ziploc and mattress  
 
~~This technique is good if you are alone and have a laptop PC~~ 
 
1.) Take a Ziploc bag and put your favorite lube in it. 2.) Seal the bag and squish the lube 
around in the bag. 3.) Open the bag and fold the top part (the seal) out. 4.) Place the bag 
under your mattress. 5.) If you have a laptop, put it on top of the bed, and access your 
favorite porn site. 6.) Place your penis into the bag and make a humping motion while 
viewing your favorite pictures. 7.) Have fun. ~~ This technique can be performed fully 
clothed or naked. Just make sure you're alone, or risk exposure. Either way provides a 
wonderful orgasm~~ 

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| - September 19, 2007  
Hair Dryer Horn  
 
I'm surprised at how few people have experienced the pleasure of heating their scrotum. I 
discovered this when I was 6, and have enjoyed it ever since. My favorite way of heating 
the area is with a soft-bonnet style hair-dryer. While lying in bed, put the bonnet over the 
penis and testicles, and switch the dryer to medium or high. As the warm air covers the 
area, you will feel considerable pleasure. This will be followed by an erection. Insert a 
vibrator through the vent-hole at the top of the bonnet and you have the makings of a 
very enjoyable time. For even more fun, have your girlfriend operate the controls. 
 
 
| - September 20, 2007  
Penis Tickle  
 
If you love your penis to be stroked and tickled softly this is for you. Gather some fur 
items, (Mink, Fox, Beaver, Angora gloves Etc). Lay back and relax and just slowly 
dangle an item over your penis & testicles untill you get hard. Rubbing the fur at different 
speeds & pressures up & down your shaft & around the head is wonderfull. Slip a Angora 
glove over your Penis and pull it slowly up and down your member. Just play around and 
you will be rewarded with incredable orgasms. 
 
 
| - September 30, 2007 
The Heat 
First, take a piece of cloth or a piece of clothing, preferably a sock, and heat it up in the 
microwave for about 5-10 seconds. Don't overheat it. Wrap it around your penis, or if 
using the sock slip it on. You will feel a warm sensation that feels very good. After a 
while, while it's still warm, do the traditional full grip masturbation while still having the 
fabric on. 
 
 
| - October 1, 2007 
Shower fun 
You turn on the shower and sit at the bottom and masterbate. you can do about any 
meothod in this place and clean up is easy. It is wet so there is no need for lubrication and 
you can imagine you are in the shower with a hot girl and you are having sex in the 
shower. depending on the showers shape diferent positions are harder or eisier. if you 
have a showerhead that has many functions try using a massage of stream function and 
aiming it at your head or balls( which can hurt a little). So go out and take a masterbation 
shower right now!!!!!:) 

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| - October 4, 2007 
urethra 
If you are uncircumcised, pull your foreskin back and masturbate in any way. Every now 
and then, stick your little finger into your urethra (the slit at the end of your glans) and 
wiggle it around a bit. Tip: CUT YOUR NAILS FIRST!!! 
 
 
| - October 6, 2007 
New Soft Orgasm with body weight 
Done this for years when young. Not sure if its healthy physically and mentally. Need not 
be circumsized. Place your soft penis to the side and place it on a bowling ball which is 
on the floor. You have to have literally all of your weight on it. Using only your arms and 
hands, go back and forth. I think this may produce what I recently learned injaculation. I 
barely ever ejaculated like this unless I jumped off during it. The feeling was intense and 
I just could never replicate it. Try at your own risk. I stopped doing it about a year ago as 
I got married! 
 
 
 
| - October 7, 2007 
T.P. Fun 
I like to get about 15 pieces of toilet paper. I fold them in half until they are grouped up 
and about the size of one sheet. Then, using my dominant hand, I wrap it around my 
penis and stroke up and down. Because of the toilet paper, the feel is super soft. When Im 
done, I squeeze out all of the cum from my penis, let it fall onto the toilet paper, and flush 
everything away. Its great if you dont want to leave a mess. 
 
 
| - October 7, 2007 
PVC vagina 
Go to the hardware store and get an 18 long or so piece of 4 diameter PVC pipe. Than get 
a towel and a latex glove. Fold the towel in half length wise. Place the glove flat just off 
one end of the towel. Leave a couple of inches of the glove cuff hanging over the edge of 
the towel. Fold the towel over the glove once, than roll the whole thing up. You should 
have a towel rolled with the exam glove sticking out the end. Fold the glove cuff over the 
towel. Place the towel/glove into the pipe. You now have a perfect vagina. The PVC pipe 
will hold the towel tight. I like to place the pipe on a table or shelf just the right height so 
that I can enjoy it standing up. You can soak the towel in very hot water for added effect. 
I even took a battery operated toothbrush and put it in from the other end of the pipe so 
that the head of my penis would catch the vibes on the in stroke. A vibrator or your 
favorite safe object in the anus will really top it off. 

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| - October 8, 2007 
Mutual Masturbation 
My friend and I will start wanking off next to eachother and even helping eachother out 
by rubbin it for eachother. we have both decided that this is not gay because we both have 
girlfriends and we do it just for fun and the feeling. we also have tried giving a little head 
which feels amazing!! 
 
 
| - October 9, 2007 
Number one 
This is mostly a suggestion for uncut guys who cannot retract their foresking all the way 
back without pain. Get an erection. Pull all your skin forward and grab the base of your 
shaft with your pinky (5th) finger against the palm of your hand. With the help of your 
other hand push back your foreskin as far as it can go. Grabb now the rest of your shat 
especially around the head with your thumb and index finger. Start to wank slowly going 
down as much as you can. Then do it faster, but never let go on the bunch of skin that you 
are holding in your hand. The feeling is so intense that may come soon. Repeat this way 
frequently and sooner that you think you foresking will go as far back as you want 
without pain. Guess who shoed me this? My dad. 
 
 
| - October 11, 2007 
Around the world 
I am married but sometimes I just want to masturbate. I start by properly lubricating to 
reaching an erection. Although right handed, I use my left hand to hold my penis. With 
the right had I start stimulating my testacles by creating a circular motion. When I am 
almost at the point of ejaculating I stop. I have gone as far as five times. Towards the end 
I start using the back hand technique while pushing the penis downwards concentrating in 
the head. When I reach orgasm I ejaculate very very HARD. 
 
 
| - October 12, 2007 
Fuck a Plastic Bag 
I started using this in my teens: Simply get a plastic bag slightly lnger than your penis 
and slightly larger in diameter. You can stimulate your penis to get up precum or use spit 
or add a bar of soap to get it slippery then take out the soap. Put your penis in the bag and 
lay on your stomach on the bed with your penis in the bag between your belly and the bed 
and pointing up towards your face. Fuck it. You can hold your hips or use your hands 
other ways while you fuck. The bag can be rinsed including inside-out and stored for re-
use in a well-ventilated srea where nobody can find it. You can also discard it 
 
 
| - October 12, 2007 
Two pencil roll 
Take two pencils, preferably unsharpened hexagonal ones (not smooth). Put penis 

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between the pencils and hold pencils with both hands. Roll up and down penis for great 
fun. Experiment with how tightly you like to squeeze to stop/prolong orgasm. 

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| - October 12, 2007 
Banded testicles 
Soak in a warm bath too relax bag. Then pull down and seperate testicles, snap a rubber 
band over right one then left one. nice warm sensation occurs in the bag, start stroking 
just as testicles start to turn purple and numb, have a pair of cuticle scissors ready and cut 
bands off, you will shoot like your never did. 
 
 
| - October 12, 2007 
variatiion technique 30 
I have been using this method for as long as I can remember. using your pointer and 3rd 
finger, place your fingers on the side of your penis. begin rubbing your penis back and 
forth against your abdomen. press inwards with your fingers and rub the head of your 
penis against your abdomen. you can use lube if you wish, but I prefer not to. continue 
this technique until you cum 
 
 
| - October 14, 2007 
Cotton Boxer Brief Rubbing 
I find a comfortable pair of cotton boxer briefs that aren't too loose or too tight. I lay 
down on my bed and I stick my hand in my underwear. Then I grab my dick. I rub it back 
and forth along the front of my boxers. This feels really great...! 
 
 
| - October 15, 2007 
Hot Tub 
I found this out after we had gotten our hot tub. Get in the hot tub at night or when no one 
is around and if you have one of those jets that are near the floor but still angled on the 
side turn it on. Then stick your erection in to the hole where the jet is and pretend to fuck 
it. slow at first then you can pick up the pace. you can also turn the power of the jet up to 
increase the sensation. if you can help it don't cum in the hot tub your semen will float 
around for every untill you drain the hot tub. just as your about the cum pull out and 
ejaculate onto the grass or deck around the hot tub. 
 
 
| - October 15, 2007 
The Blast Off 
My wife has this technique of jacking me off that just blows my mind and my load. She 
has this KY Warming Lube she uses, she soaks her hands and my dick in it. Then she has 

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me sit on the edge of the bed and she comes up behind me sitting with her legs around me 
sitting just as I am, only behind me. She reaches around me and grabs my penis as though 
she were grabbing her own (her hands coming out around the side of me appears as 
though she is jerking herself off if you know what I mean) well anyway, she has her hand 
and my junk all lubed up then she starts this two handed continous downward stroking of 
my penis. Never an upward stroke, just a downward, one hand at the top, working its way 
down, once down all the way the hand is removed as the other slides down, she does this, 
occasionally taking one hand and sliding it over the head for a peak in sensation, then 
continuing to slide downward on my shaft. This is very intense, and at orgasm it will 
make you cum gallons. I shot a load at least 5 feet the first time she did this to me. The 
ejaculate seems different when you cum like this, it is more watery, less gooey if you 
know what I mean. But man isn't it great to feel the intense orgasm it brings on. 
Hopefully you all like this technique. 

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| - October 17, 2007 
Rub and Bounce 
Using the Pre-cum as a lub, rub the penis with special attention given to the head. Use the 
usual thumb and index finger technique. About every tenth stroke or so tap the head 
sharply. You will likely feel a surge of pleasure which will encouraging cuming rapidly 
and increase the intensity of the pleasure by giving intense pleasure as you masturbate. I 
find also letting myself go and being quite vocal with oooos and ahhhhhs and wows 
helps. Every time I tap the head I find myself going ooooooo with the pleaure. 
 
 
| - October 17, 2007 
Fore finger under head 
Put your index finger under the head of your penis and at the top, or bottom of the skin 
below the head, no lube, I love it 
 
 
| - October 20, 2007 
Shower Head 
I love to get my detachable shower head and turn it on the glands of my penis, do this on 
and off a few times before letting myself go all the way. Sometimes I tease myself and 
dont orgasm but ejaculate and eat my cum it tastes so good. The intense feeling from the 
water pressure is something you realy need to feel to know. 
 
 
| - October 20, 2007 
Shower MASTURBATION 
(sorry for the caps, I copied and pasted) I find this to be second best, when your in the 
shower, take bar soap and use it as lube, care not to let it touch the head, it hurts A LOT 
later.I like to take my cum and rub it all over my body when I'm done, even eat some, 

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you get to wash up anyway, so if you don't like lubing with actual lube when you have to 
wash up after, lube up before you get in. Tip- Cold water (for me) running straight onto 
the penis while mastubating is really good. 
 
 
| - October 20, 2007 
Pupic Hair Masturbation 
I also like this one! Take you normal main hand and start Masturbating, then take your 
extra hand and start pull up softly on your DRY hair right above your penis. 
 
 
| - October 21, 2007 
Variation on Technique 27 
This requires little preparation, unless one wishes to enhance the experience through 
additional lubricants. A laptop computer sometimes helps; I like to run pornography and 
sync up to penetration motion on screen. 
 
Roll a condom onto your penis. Optionally one could apply lubrication prior to this, it's 
not nessecary to lubricate the condom itself. Slide penis between cushions or under 
cushion and above supporting frame. Thrust and withdraw until orgasm. Cleaning up is 
easy. 
 
If you have a laptop or a webcam with a line of sight to where you're doing this, it can 
enhance cybersex substantially. A favourite memory of mine is resting the laptop on the 
couch and having a hands free orgasm at the same time she came on camera for me. She 
enjoyed watching my penis throb as I ejaculated. This technique can also be used for 
mutual masturbation in which your significant others lays on the couch in front of you 
while stimulating herself - but not much sense in doing that if you can actually slide into 
her instead, hey? 
 
LubiÄ™ to! 
 
 
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| - October 21, 2007 
Bedside Masturbation 
Related in concept to Technique #27 and variations on the implementation of that 
technique are also applicable here. 

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Use of lubrication is strongly recommended. The dry friction can be pleasurable but does 
not simulate intercourse as closely. If you have a bed consisting of frame, boxspring, and 
mattress, pull your sheets up from the side and either roll on a condom (with or without 
lubricating your penis beforehand. I recommend any number of KY lubricants, in 
particular the warming gel or similar products for an intense orgasm) or prepare one of 
the alternatives in Technique 27.  
 
Carefully insert penis between boxspring and mattress. To alter height if required, place 
your knees further apart to lower yourself or closer together to raise yourself. It may be 
nessecary to lift the mattress slightly to penetrate without injuring yourself, but once 
you're in, so long as you don't withdraw all the way, you can simply thrust. Combine with 
porn, cybersex, phonesex, mutual masturbation or whatever you please to enhance the 
experience. With a condom, cleanup is a breeze. Keep a cloth handy to wipe excess 
lubricant off your penis once you're done. 
 
Enjoy. A favourite memory of mine with this technique was phonesex with a girlfriend 
who was out of town for the week. Simultaneous orgasm with your partner through 
phone- or cyber-sex can often increase the intensity of your own orgasm. 

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| - October 21, 2007 
Condom Fruit Technique 
This may not work if you have a average or larger penis. I was having some difficulty 
with it earlier and I'm not particularly large but am over what I understand to be the 
average size of 5-6. If you can find a suitably large fruit though it should work all right, 
or you can use it to stimulate glans only and use a hand to fill in the rest of the sensation. 
 
Acquire a suitable soft-interior skinned fruit. Oranges, mangoes, grapefruit, and other 
varities with the same kind of characteristics will work. A condom is easier than bagging 
the fruit (placing the fruit in a bag and pushing the bag into the aperture then simulating 
penetrative intercourse with it), therefore I'd recommend that and lubricant on the penis 
to increase sensation. 
 
You could optionally heat the fruit in a microwave set to medium power, *very 
carefully.* Keep in mind that the soft membranes of the fruit are very high in fluid and 
fluid heats very quickly and to very high temperatures, sometimes generating enough 
steam to detonate the fruit. Cut a slit into the side of the fruit through the skin and push 
the knife into the middle to help ventilate the fruit if you are heating it. I prefer room 
temperature fruit and the use of KY Warming Lube or similar products to increase felt 
temperature. 
 
Once you've cut your aperture (Either a hole or a slit will work, so long as there is 
sufficient width to slide your penis in comfortably), lubricate your penis and apply 

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condom. Proceed to slide penis inside this aperture and thrust in as deeply as possible. Be 
aware that certain fruits are firmer than others, and that mastubating in this fashion with a 
grapefruit may be more difficult than with an orange. 
 
At times it is nessecary to soften the fruit's pulp via mashing (Press two fingers inside 
first to create a channel that remains tight to stimulate your penis) or removing some pulp 
entirely.  
 
Depending on your size, you may not be able to fully penetrate the fruit. If this is the 
case, it's easily determined beforehand (quick size comparison isn't hard, ladies and 
gentlemen) and then modify the aperture so that you only insert the head. Twist the fruit 
around the head of your penis for a very intense orgasm while stroking the shaft.  
 
I initially had to cut a large circular hole to penetrate the grapefruit and then soften the 
pulp inside. The initial penetration was quite nice, but it loosened up after a dozen thrusts 
so I switched angle to rub against unsoftened pulp. This can be repeated until you 
orgasm, there's a lot of room inside.  
 
Use of this technique in the shower is recommended for very easy cleanup with certain 
fruits. 
 
Be sure to experiment with the aperture to see what works best for you. So far I've found 
that the standard slit doesn't allow me to thrust in without some pain, and that a narrow 
oval or a circle works better. The idea is to have it match the girth of your penis plus 2.5-
5.0mm for easy gliding.  
 
Be aware that most of these fruits are acidic, and it will most likely hurt if you try this 
without a condom or prepared bag (as described above). I have no personal experiences 
on this, and it's not something I'm eager to gain personal experience of, if you catch my 
drift. 
 
This was actually developed by an ex-girlfriend who was menstruating at the time. She 
prepared a fruit and used it to stimulate my lubricated and condom-covered penis until I 
orgasmed. Her simultaneous orgasm through clitoral stimulation substantially improved 
my own. 

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| - October 21, 2007 
pilliow pull 
well its alot like humping a pillow (technique 33). idiscovered it because I had an erge to 
beat off but I had two cast on and I tried the pillow humpin and it was gud but it tried this 
way. get any kind of pilliow and bareley rap ur legs around it aand pull the pillow up and 
down your penis. gives you the sam affect but in a differt way. 
 

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| - October 22, 2007 
ForearmTesticle Tease 
Reach down between your legs and gently stroke your testicles with your fingertips. At 
the same time, allow the underside of your erection to lightly brush against your wrist or 
forearm. The idea is to tease the sensitive area on the underside of your penis just below 
the head with tantalizing wisps of pleasure. Stroking or delicately scratching the testicles 
magnifies this pleasure, and intensifies the tease. Allow your erection just enough contact 
with your forearm to increase your need for more, keeping an exciting balance between 
pleasure and frustration. Tease yourself like this for as long as you are able. 
 
 
| - October 25, 2007 
Preventing PC contraction 
I've discovered that when I contract a muscle in my groin area, it prevents the penis from 
doing the contraction it does just prior to and during orgasm. It's tricky to do at first, but 
easier to find after I've almost reached orgasm as that muscle contracts. I can keep it like 
that for hours without it being very tiring, but I've also got strong PC muscles/control and 
am able to prevent orgasm by squeezing the more commonly abused muscle. 
 
By contracting it and reaching an orgasmic state, I can get my penis to contract like in 
orgasm, but weaker and partitioned for indefinite periods of time as long as I am 
stimulating it. And after doing this, my balls contract and make me very horny and in a 
rut-like daze 24/7, making sleep hard and reducing appetite, regardless of kinetic or 
visual stimulation. One time for a whole month by avoiding orgasm. After I orgasmed 
normally, it disappeared within a day. I theorize it makes my testosterone levels go 
through the roof and therefore actually is a rut. I found exercise during this period to be 
easy and got very good results in building muscles. 
 
It's also an interesting feeling just squeezing the muscle and for some time afterwards. It 
pretty much goes numb and keeps contracted without having to think about it. 

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| - October 26, 2007 
Pillow Pussy 
I'm sorry if this is a method already detailed on the site or if someone else has already 
suggested it. I glanced through the methods listed on the site, and I don't think I 
remembering seeing this. As for the user submissions, I didn't feel like reading eight-
thousand ways to wank ;p. 
 

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Anyway, I forget how I developed this, but one of my favorite things to do: 
 
-Get two pillows on top of each other near the edge of a bed or other surface about your 
crotch level (Well I guess really you could do this anywhere, that's just what I like to do). 
 
-Get a belt or preferably 2 and tighten them around the pillow as tightly as they will go. I 
have two material belts I like to use because they don't have holes like leather belts 
meaning I can tighten them like extremely tight. 
 
If you want, you can stuff the pillows with shirts or something else to simulate tits and an 
ass, but it's a lot of extra effort ;p. 
 
I usually like to get some porn going at this point or just let my mind wondered. Once I'm 
hard, I stuff my penis in the end of the pillow with the two belts on it. The tightness 
created by the belts feels pretty damn good.... 
 
I suggest using a sock wrapped around your penis when you fuck your pillows or it can 
get a little... messy.... 

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| - October 27, 2007 
Blanket 
I have been masturbating using this technique before I even knew what masturbation was. 
When I was little, all I knew was that it felt good. Once I am erect, I take a big, and very 
soft blanket. I wrap it around my penis, putting most of it underneath the shaft and head. 
Then I lay down on a bed or on the floor. Then I just thrust into the blanket until I 
orgasm. It is a great technique, but tends to chafe if overused. This also allows me to 
fantasize about whatever I want, without worrying about anything except to keep 
thrusting. The only thing bad about this is that you can't see yourself ejaculate, and you 
have to wash the blanket afterwards. 
 
 
| - November 10, 2007 
Spit Jacking 
Wait until late at night, your spit will be the thickest...spit globs and globs on the head of 
you penis and stroke until it gets spread all the way around. It feels amazing, but be 
careful if you live in close quarters as it can be quite noisy.. 
 
 
| - November 11, 2007 
Penetration 
I have been doin this now since I was 12, as your about to masturbate find something nice 
and long and rather round to put in your asshole, when you have found the perfect sized 
thing lube it up and stick it in, lie down on a bed or sofa with ur legs crossed, put one of 
ur feet on the end of the object in ur ass and make sure you can push it in and out with it, 

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once you have that downpacked just start masturbating.....when you finish you will have 
an amazing orgasm where you can feel your ass pulsing in pleasure and you will cum 
about 3 times as much....im 17 now and I like to do this with my friend all the time but 
we do it to eachother, this is the best way to masturbate! 
 
 
| - November 12, 2007 
Sock rock 
I enjoy masturbating into a sock during the middle of the night. I usually wake up with a 
hard on and my wife is sleeping next to me. I have a sock beside my side of the bed and 
work my penis until it shoots off into the sock. 
 
 
| - November 13, 2007 
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I like to rub the inside of my tube with my fingers. Over the years (about 60) I have 
stretched the opening to actually finger myself up to the second knuckle of my middle 
finger while I am sliding the outer shaft with my other hand all lubricated with grapeseed 
oil. You can't top that with any other method or feeling - WOW! 
 
 
| - November 14, 2007 
Heaven Jerk 
fill a glass with cold or cool water, place on a table when you are alone in the house. 
Stand naked by the table and let your balls drop in to the glass and then jerk your self off. 
The motion of yor balls in the water makes my penis very rigid, and although my balls 
displaces some of the water, the feeling is great. 

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| - November 15, 2007 
Electric Massage 
Be careful with this technique as it is easy to get caught. Get one of those electric 
massagers, turn it on, and place it under your balls so that it does not move. Then start 
jerking off. Its the best thing that you will ever feel.  
 
Note, you can increase pressure against the massager with your balls for a greater 
orgasm, TRUST ME! 
 
 
| - November 16, 2007 
Vibrating Ring 
Use one of the new vibrating rings available at the condom displays at your drugstore. 
Put the ring all the way around your scrotum placing the vibrator portion over your 
prostate. Turn it on and stroke away. The vibration plus the stroking should provide an 

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explosive orgasm! 
 
 
| - November 18, 2007 
Enema Masturbation 
I find that some of my most explosive orgasams have come from masturbation while 
receiving an enema. I always use an enema bag full of warm water and ivory soap for this 
technique,also, I use the douche nozzle since it is longer and more comfortable. First I fill 
the bag and strip off all my clothes. Than I lay on my back in the tub or on a towel on the 
bathroom floor. I will begin to play with my penis and tease my self until I get really hot. 
When the time is right I will lift my legs and bring my knees to my chest. This position 
exposes all of you and really ads to the excitement. Next,I slide the well lubed nozzle up 
inside my already hot waiting hole. the release of the solution is almost enough to bring 
me over the top . Now I just relax and play with my dick any way I choose and I can stop 
the water flow if I want to make it last. My goal with this is to drain my balls at the same 
time I drain the bag. It also will ad to things if you move the nozzle across your prostate 
while you play with your self. I have done this by myself and with a partner 
administering the enema. I am a very masculine straight man of 50. An old girlfriend 
turned me on to this twist when I had a stomach ache from eating something bad and she 
used her douche bag to clean me out. She said she would give me an enema and when I 
said no thanks she said she would make it as comfortable and erotic as possible. I'm 
really glad I gave in. This is definitely not the same enemas my mom gave me. HAVE 
FUN 
 
 
| - November 19, 2007 
Ankle fuck 
I lube my penis well and then crouch down, placing my erect penis between my ankles 
and squeezing them together. I then bounce up and down so that my penis is rubbed by 
the ankles - until I ejaculate. It's great to do this in front of a mirror - and also in the 
shower, lubricating with soap. 
 
 
| - November 19, 2007 
Fucking bread 
I make my own bread and have discovered that half-kneaded bread dough makes an 
excellent vagina. I make a hole in the dough, lube it with olive oil and then stick my penis 
in and fuck like mad until I cum. Then I continue kneading the bread with the 'secret 
ingredient'! I also masturbate with half a baked loaf, in which I make a hole and insert a 
plastic bag. I take this to bed with me and fuck it before I go to sleep. In the morning, I 
fuck it again, using the previus night's sperm as lube! This orgasm is mind-blowing! 
 
 
| - November 19, 2007 
orbital sander quickie 
the quickest way I know to cum is to wrap your dick in some tissues (so as not to make a 

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mess of your clothes). Put your dick away and zip up. Take an orbital sander and press it 
against your dick through your clothes. If you're not hard, you soon will be and within a 
few seconds you'll be cumming... 

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| - November 19, 2007 
leather boot cum fuck 
get a ladies boot (or for added excitement, steal it from an old womens waredrobe). Fill it 
full of hot sand for added friction. Zip your scrotum up in the zip and fuck the sand untill 
red raw. Then... The seman and the sand will solidify to make a reusable fuck bootie. 
ENJOY 
 
 
| - November 20, 2007 
2 32 43 cross finger tip rub 
This is a combination of tease the tip and thumb forefinger that eventually leads to fast 
finger. Rub only the tip with your fingertips and thumb tips. Trace slowly along the glans 
and frenulum. resist the temptation to speed up. run your fingers around your corona. 
cross your index fingers along the backside (near the frenulum) of your penis as you 
gently stroke with your index fingertips on the back side and thumbs on the front. this 
should stimulate the bottom of your corona and near your frenulum at the same time. you 
will notice your breathing speed up as you get more turned on. you will also want to go 
faster. try and resist this urge. the lighter your touch and the longer you go the more 
tension will build beneath your balls wanting to explode. you'll also notice precum at the 
tip of your penis. if there's enough you can rub it into your glans and shaft. try and keep 
up only light stimulation before exploding in a mind blowing orgasm. if I go slowly 
enought I will usually spurt or even spray cum everywhere. 
 
 
| - November 21, 2007 
Bath Tissue Roll Technique 
Whenever bath tissue roll is over, do not throw away the left-out core tube. Wrap your 
penis with a soft polythene bag and slowly and steadily insert your penis into the tube 
until your penis goes fully into the tube. Now hold the tube tightly and enjoy with 
rhythm. 
 
 
| - November 21, 2007 
vinyl glove 
I like to stick my dick in a vinyl glove with lube or saliva then masturbate untill I cum 
inside the glove then I reuse it later and use the cum from before for lube. the smell from 
the old cum turns me on! 
 
 

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| - November 21, 2007 
anal masturbation with toothbrush 
Take a clean toothbrush (you can warm it in water first) and gently slide the handle up 
your anus. Go slowly through the tight ring which guards the entrance to the anus. After 
that it should go steadily and easily up the rest of the back passage. If you use a slightly 
curved toothbrush handle, that can help you get it a long way up. For example, a 7.5 inch 
toothbrush can go 6.5 inches up the anus before the brush itself reaches the outside of 
your entrance. Stop there! 
 
While you masturbate your penis with one hand, use the other to slide the toothbrush 
rhythmically to and fro in time with your masturbation. The prostate will be very 
efficiently stimulated and you should be able to come quickly, easily, and with enormous 
pleasure and relief. You can of course make the practice of the whole technique last just 
as long as you want. 
 
The anus muscles will grip the toothbrush tightly, but you can slide it out easily after 
orgasm. An obvious tip when preparing for anal masturbation: use lubricant on the 
toothbrush handle if you find it helps; don't use soap, which can irritate. 
 
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| - November 21, 2007 
Umbrella 
I've used my technique since I first started masturbaing at age eleven. I place my hand 
over the head of my penis, with my fingers extending down the shaft, evenly distributed, 
fingertips gripping. The palm of the hand covers the mushroom cap. You grip as far 
down as you can and start pumping. The palm of the hand bouncing off the cumslit tip is 
indescribable, especially if you are extra horny. Believe it or not, this works best without 
any lube. You can stop and start depending on how long you want to last, or you can go 
straight to the main event. It's a great feeling when your cum slams into your palm, 
splashing out. You can usually feel three or four gushes hit before the pressure lets up. I 
usually have two to fouf lesser cums. With this form, when you are through stroking your 
penis, you can relax and watch the last of your cream slowly flow from your cum slit.