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GEOFF THOMPSON:

 

 

Nice To See You, Wherever You Are!

 

© Marc Wickert 2002

 

also published in Fight Times & Britain's Martial Arts Illustrated magazines.

  

 

Ladies and Gentlemen:  

Mr Geoff Thompson

 

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From the Source

 

Geoff Thompson is widely acknowledged as being the world’s #1 
authority on doormanship. With over thirty books, videos, documentaries, 
a feature film and a decade of real-life experience as a bouncer in some of 
Britain’s roughest nightclubs, few can dispute the accolades.

 

But this wasn’t always the case for Thompson who was constantly picked 
on as a kid. In his debut bestseller, Watch My Back, Geoff recounts how 
one Christmas morning his older brother discovered him alone and crying 
out of fear that the beatings he’d been receiving would continue when 
school resumed in two weeks time. This predicament continued 
throughout Geoff’s childhood until he was eleven-years-old and embraced 
aikido.

 

"Like a lot of people, I got into the martial arts because I was bullied, and 
I thought the martial arts would be the answer. I thought if I learnt to fight, 
I wouldn’t be bullied. It was at the time of the Bruce Lee boom, and I 
wanted to be superhuman like thousands of other kids. That was my main 
reason, so I could learn to fight, because I thought that would be the 
answer. Of course later I realized it was less about fighting, it was more 
about having confidence, having more cerebral strength," says Thompson.

 

Discorporation

 

"You become invisible. What the ninjitsu refer to as ‘invisibility’, I don’t 
think they’re talking necessarily about actually disappearing, but if you 
have a huge amount of confidence, because you’ve built up your physical 
ability, then you become invisible to threat. You’re not seen as a victim to 
people who want to attack, so the martial arts are very good in that 
respect. You have to do the martial arts properly and train very hard and 

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go through a forge so you get a tempered blade. And if don’t go through 
the forge, then there tends to be a lot of insecurity. And being in the 
martial arts can actually perpetuate trouble, because if your confidence 
isn’t mature, people tend to go looking for situations to prove themselves."

 

The Bad News or The Bad News?

 

But at such a young age, Geoff was to encounter another type of predator. 
As he explains in Watch My Back, it was a case of ‘out of the frying pan 
and into the fire’, with one kind of bullying being replaced by another. So 
his martial arts career was put on hold until he enrolled in Shotokan karate 
classes. Through the torment provided by his young peers and an 
unscrupulous adult, Geoff’s anguished mind still showed him little 
compassion, however, as he dreaded the intimidation of karate sparring.

 

At purple-belt standing, Thompson put the karate classes on hold until 
some years later when he enrolled in Shaolin Motga gung fu, which he 
persevered with until earning his black belt.

 

Geoff then returned to 

Shotokan, but couldn’t understand why the fear of real-life fighting 
remained.

 

"I reached the black belt level and physically I got the skills, but mentally 
I didn’t feel confident. I still felt like a 9 stone weakling and remained 
frightened of fear and confrontation. And when a situation developed in 
my life, I didn’t feel as though I had control of it - not just the potential of 
a fight, but of change. I was frightened of going up the mountain, 
frightened of going down the mountain, and frightened of standing still."

 

  

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Thanks for dropping out

 

Pyramid Power

 

Geoff decided to address the problem by drawing a pyramid on a piece of 
paper, and on the steps of the pyramid he wrote down all his fears, and 
systematically confronted them one by one.

 

"The level I reached in martial arts didn’t build up the confidence I 
thought it would. So I decided to go on the door and confront my fears 
once and for all. Ultimately I was frightened of physical confrontation, so 
I became a doorman to confront that fear and get some desensitization and 
familiarization with that fear. I figured if I faced my fears I wouldn’t have 

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any fears."

 

Geoff ’s jumping in the deep end wasn’t all smooth sailing. The first night 
he worked he thought becoming a doorman maybe wasn’t the right career 
move, but he remembers his colleagues patting him on the back and telling 
him he’d done well – the reassurance was reassuring. He decided to give it 
another go and eventually a day turned into a decade.

 

Mirrored Door

 

"I did my apprenticeship at a place called Buster’s Nightclub, which was a 
very rough place, and that’s where I learnt the trade. I did four years there 
and then I went on to work in lots of different venues. And I learnt loads 
and loads of stuff about myself and realized that my fear wasn’t really 
about confrontation – it was a fear of fear. I didn’t like the feeling of 
adrenaline or anxiety. But I did become very familiar with the feeling, and 
although I didn’t ever get rid of fear, it ’s obviously part of what you do. 
It’s part of who you are. Biologically, fear needs to be present, but you 
learn to manage it in extreme situations.

 

"And it has an overflow effect in your life. After working the door, and 
facing people who are trying to kill you, everyday situations don’t bother 
you at all. If the neighbour’s playing the music too loud or somebody cuts 
you off in the car, it’s no really big shake because you’ve faced your 
ultimate fears."

 

Looking Death in the Eye

 

Geoff says that the samurai had a similar philosophy where they treated 
each day as though it were the last, then they were liberated from the 
anxiety of dealing with death. He believes that working the door put his 

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life into perspective in the same way. He continued to train in various arts 
including judo, and returned to aikido. All the time he was eliminating the 
fears of the pyramid he’d previously drawn.

 

"There were times when it was very hard, mostly because I didn’t 
understand what was going on, but it teaches you a hell of a lot about your 
body. Metaphorically, it was a bit like immersing an inner tube in water 
and finding out where the leaks are.

 

"I thought there were a lot of weaknesses in the stand-up systems, which 
were mainly long-range kicking systems, that were weak on close-range 
punching and weak on grappling and ground fighting. And they were 
weak on the psychological side of it, so I started to enhance my skills by 
going into different systems."

 

Control Your Fears

 

Geoff says the door experience showed him what he was capable of doing, 
but it also showed him the futility of violence. He deducted from the 10-
year experience that fear is natural, that it can be controlled, and that it is 
only when you let fear overwhelm you that it becomes debilitating.

 

The courage it must have taken Geoff Thompson to confront his deepest 
fears may seem remarkable, but even more staggering is that Geoff, whilst 
standing just under 6-feet tall, weighed only 11

1/2

 stone.

 

"I was 2 stone lighter than I am now. I was tall and thin. That ’s why 
everybody wanted to fight me," laughs Thompson.

 

  

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Fish-hooking: 

anything goes on the street

 

Tailor-Made

 

Through the ‘door days’, Geoff didn’t adhere to any one style, but adopted 
to his arsenal anything that he found practical and worked for him.

 

"I went into so many different systems, exploring, that it did become my 
own style. I moulded it for myself. But now I don’t really practise any 
physical martial arts as such. I’m practising yoga and meditation and a bit 
of Qi Gong and weights. I do the weights to keep my body balanced and 
keep the stress hormones out. The weights also keep my skeletal muscles 
in place and keep everything solid. But I don’t do them for the physique or 
strength. Everything I do now is for balance.

 

"I keep to light eating and avoid the trap of over-excitement or over-stress. 
I kind of follow a Daoist premise, which is about flowing with life and 

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riding the waves of life, rather than trying to oppose any of the natural 
forces. It’s about eating light and thinking positively. And trying to aim 
for goals but not grasp them. It’s that paradox of intent and surrender – it’s 
intending to do things to improve your quality of life, but surrendering to 
this natural flow."

 

Pre-Emptive Strike

 

On the subject of martial arts in general, Geoff believes that most of the 
arts being taught in the world are not street effective. He says it’s not so 
much the different codes of the martial arts that are inadequate, but that 
the practitioners are not being honest with themselves.

 

"As far as physical self-defence is concerned, the only thing I found to be 
consistently effective in thousands of altercations, and watching thousands 
of altercations involving other people, was the pre-emptive attack. I’m 
talking about when a physical situation couldn’t be avoided, or escape or 
verbal dissuasion couldn’t be used.

 

"I personally think we should do anything we can to avoid a physical 
confrontation. If we can’t and we have to be physical, the only thing I see 
that works consistently in today’s arena is the pre-emptive attack. But I 
don’t see many people teaching that. Most people are still teaching block-
counter, or letting the opponent attack first, or trap-counter. And it’s all 
too late. If it’s going to be physical, it’s about learning to hit hard and 
learning to hit first. This is the only thing that works consistently."

 

Whilst Geoff has admired the different systems of martial arts he has 
observed around the world, he says what they are practising probably 
wouldn’t work unless the art was being taught in a pre-emptive manner.

 

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6

th

 Dan black belt in Japanese karate, 1

st

 Dan judo, Ultimate 

Dan in dangerous man

 

Too Much Artillery

 

Selecting the right skills for yourself and not getting too obsessed with the 
size of your bag of tricks is something Thompson advises – particularly in 
an adrenaline-rushed street situation.

 

"Initially, when we enter martial arts we think we need everything. We 
start collecting thousands of techniques. And ultimately we whittle that 

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down, and we get one or two that are very potent. But those one or two 
techniques may be different for everybody. What suits me may not suit 
you, so we sift through the sand to find the nuggets of gold. Again, it ’s not 
easy to find. We have to go through the whole process to reach that."

 

Law of Retribution

 

"The other side of it is, if you go into an art where you’re learning to kill – 
something like judo where you learn strangulation - your confidence 
normally goes to a level where you don’t want to be in fights. And you’re 
so confident that you don’t see people as worthy opponents, so you 
become invisible to threats. That ’s the art of invisibility. Once you’ve 
developed the ability to kill people, you become ashamed of it, and you 
think, ‘Well, I don’t want to kill people, I don’t want to hurt people, I 
don’t want to become known as someone who is good at hurting people.’ 
So you let go of that need to be able to hurt others.

 

"The people who need to be able to do it are the ones who are not secure 
in what they’ve got. And I think they’re the ones who need to go back into 
the forge and once you go through the forge, and temper the blade, you 
come out the other side and you don’t want to hurt anybody. You just 
want to be gentle and give to other people. Ultimately you realize this is a 
reciprocal universe and what we give out is what comes back."

 

Geoff compares this principle to the ‘boomerang effect ’, and says it was 
something he had to learn for himself first-hand. He did this by pushing 
himself beyond his own limits, and believes that if practitioners do the 
martial arts correctly, they can completely re-humanize other people and 
look at them as fellow human beings, rather than undesirables or the 
enemy.

 

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"They’re other people who have wives and children, and mothers and 
fathers – they’re human beings. And they’re probably just people like us 
on a bad day. There are very few evil people out there. There are lots of 
people who are displacing their aggression or are on the wrong track, but 
there are not very many evil people."

 

Communication Skills

 

Part of Geoff’s philosophy is that once you begin to let go of the need to 
be physical and start developing your communication skills, you then 
realize that most things aren’t personal. He suggests that if you can 
communicate with people, you can kill off all your enemies by making 
friends of them. Geoff also acknowledges that it ’s not an easy thing to do, 
but it is something he believes we should all be aiming to accomplish.

 

"Don Draeger said we should be so good at what we do, so powerful and 
potent, that we can walk away from trouble. Don is someone I really 
admire in the martial arts. The martial artists I respect most are the ones 
who have developed their physical ability, and have also developed a 
polarity to balance it – they’re very gentle but very firm. They’re not 
shouting about how good they are or challenging people. They’ve found 
some kind of peace within themselves. That ’s a true martial artist."

 

  

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The Elephant and the Twig and the Kind 

Gentleman

 

The Write Stuff

 

"I’ve always wanted to be a writer. I was writing long stories when I was 
in junior school. And then when I was twelve, the art teacher wanted to do 
a film and needed a script, so I wrote a script without even thinking about 
it. So writing has been in me for a long time, but I never really knew what 
to write about. Then once I went on the doors I started realizing that a lot 
of the experiences I was having were interesting. I would tell people 
stories about the door work, and one of the guys I worked the door with 

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said I should write them down.

 

"This prompted me to write an article for a magazine and it got some good 
reviews. Then one of the guys I worked with suggested I write a book. At 
the time I ’d forgotten my love of writing, probably because I was always 
told that people like us (working class people) don’t write books. But I got 
some note pads, and I sat in the toilet at work, and wrote my first book. I 
wrote it by hand and I’ve still got the red ring around my bum to prove it.

 

"I put it on my shelf for a couple of years before one of my friends read it 
and said, ‘This is really good’. So I sent it off and got some refusals, until 
one company said they liked the sound of it and I got my first publishing 
deal - that was Watch My Back."

 

Just Another Writer from Stratford-upon-Avon

 

"Then I thought, ‘If I can write one book, why can’t I write two? Why 
can’t I write a film? Why can’t I write a play?’ The confidence I got from 
writing that first book is what started me."

 

Geoff has now had his first short film made, which received very 
favorable reviews, and stars Ray Winston (Nil By Mouth and Sexy Beast). 
A contract for Geoff to write a feature film followed and he has just 
completed the script.

 

Sometimes I feel like I haven’t done anything, and 

then I look at my shelves and see thirty books, and think to myself, there’s 
a lot of work there."

 

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"Et tu, Brute?"

 

Reflections on the Mirrored Door

 

There were regrets at work, and times when Geoff didn’t think he’d make 
it home from work.

 

"Three of my friends were murdered during the time I 

was working  –  one was stabbed to death, one was clubbed to death and 
one was shot. We had two people killed in one night in Coventry. 
Working the door is a life-and-death situation. There were a few times 
when it came on top and I don’t know how I got away, just pure 
providence. There were a few times when I thought I’d killed people. And 
I unashamedly got on my knees and prayed to God for another chance. 
And I said, ‘If you give me another chance, I’ll turn this baby around, and 

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I’ll tell people how it really is.’"

 

The Good Guns

 

"My experience of violence is that there’s no romance in it. It’s ugly. 
When you’re there you don’t want to be there. Having knocked lots of 
people out and having hurt lots of people, it’s not something I wish to 
repeat. If people train really hard in the martial arts and go into the arts 
that are not questioned, like judo, boxing, wrestling, thai – the really good 
physical arts – they will develop an artillery that will be so good they will 
be able to walk away from situations.

 

"That’s why the best people are the most gentle people. If you look at the 
Gracies or the Machados, when you actually meet them – I’m not talking 
about their reputations – when you meet them they are the most gentle 
people you could encounter. And people like John Will in Australia, who 
is a Machado black belt, he is a very gentle and giving man. People like 
that I really admire."

 

A Last Word from Geoff Thompson

 

"You can’t play with the martial arts. You either have to do them or you 
don’t. But to half do them, you don’t really get the answers. If you do 
them recreationally, you only get the recreational results. If you really 
want to find yourself you need to delve into the arts and it needs to 
become a life passion. And what you have at the other side of it is 
liberation, and it really is worth the journey – the art of invisibility.

 

 

For Further Information On Geoff Thompson:

 

www.geoffthompson.com

 

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Geoff Thompson

 

Nice To See You, Wherever You Are! 

 

"Part Two"

 

© Marc Wickert

 

(previously published in Fight Times & Martial Arts Illustrated)

 

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With British Judo Champion Wayne Lukin

 

 

As stated in Part One of this article, Geoff Thompson is widely 
acknowledged as being the world’s #1 authority on doormanship. With 
over thirty books, videos, documentaries, a feature film and a decade of 
real-life experience as a bouncer in some of Britain’s roughest nightclubs, 
few can dispute the accolades.

 

Watching Geoff Watch His Back

 

While working as a doorman for all those years, Geoff ’s survival skills 

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were continually being road tested. He was working six nights a week, and 
never experienced a night when he didn’t physically have to restrain 
somebody or make his own techniques work. And this was against people 
who were doing everything in their power, not only to stop Thompson’s 
techniques from working, but also to make their own work. Geoff learned 
very quickly what was and what wasn’t effective.

 

In Part Two of this article, we will be focusing in more depth on 
Thompson’s bestselling autobiography Watch My Back, which 
incidentally led to the author’s being invited to join the Royal Court 
Theatre writers’ group.

 

Leave Your Saddle at Home, Jock

 

In Watch My Back, Geoff talks about traditional martial arts and how they 
haven’t been adapted to today’s world, as though they are too sacred to be 
touched, even though today’s adversary is no longer a samurai on 
horseback.

 

"Traditional martial arts just hasn’t evolved. I know people think it’s 
sacrilegious, but …you get the most sensible people… I was just talking to 
someone about this yesterday…you get the most sensible people, and 
they’ve got the latest up-to-date computers, the latest injection-fueled cars, 
they have the cutting edge of everything in life, and they’re so pragmatic. 
But as soon as you start talking about martial arts they say, ‘Oh, you can’t 
change that. It’s 200 years old so it must be right.’ And it’s really silly 
because it’s like saying that the horse and cart will get you there, and they 
will, but it’s not going to stop that mode of transport from becoming 
antiquated. And you’re not going to compete with the 2.5 injection engine. 
The environment and the enemy have changed.

 

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"If we went back 200 years to the ancient masters in martial arts, they 
wouldn’t be doing now what they were doing then. They’d think this was 
dumb. Most of the stuff that people are learning in traditional arts was 
designed for battlefields, for fighting people on horseback armed with 
spears and swords. Today’s enemy is completely different, and is from a 
completely different environment."

 

World War Blues

 

Geoff says the defence systems that work in war generally work in reality 
fighting: the pre-emptive and deceptive strike, and the killer blow. "Things 
that they used in the First and Second World Wars, such as the single and 
double foot stomps to the head: gratuitous, ugly and very workable. 
Punching people so hard that they go back in time, and when they wake up 
their clothes are out of fashion. It’s all very basic, very ugly, but also very 
workable. Biting, butting, blinding and anything that will win the fight and 
save your life."

 

Thompson observes that this approach is not what he has seen in 
traditional arts. If it ’s art for art’s sake, then he thinks it’s okay, but if 
you’re training for violent, street survival, then what’s being taught needs 
adapting and shortening, so that it can work against a contemporary 
enemy in an ever-changing environment.

 

"When I went on the door, I was highly graded after twenty years of 
studying martial arts, and I realized straight away that what I had was not 
working: it wasn’t only not working, it was laughable. And I discovered 
that in the real world where violence is the norm, most martial artists were 
ridiculed, they were not thought of as being credible in a real fight."

 

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What are friends for!

 

How to Break Friends and Infuriate People

 

After this experience, Thompson returned to his class and told them their 
training was ineffective and had to change. This was something he found 
to be extremely difficult because he’d been rared on traditional styles. But 
rather than hiding his head in the sand, he made the necessary 
adjustments.

 

"It was really just taking what we had and adapting it for a real situation. 

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That ’s what I did. And as a person who’s been in hundreds of fights and 
experienced thousands of affrays involving everybody from the layman to 
the world-classed martial artist, I’ve seen what works and what doesn’t 
work. And I have a duty to say to people, ‘This is how it is.’ You can kid 
yourself all you want, but when you’re outside the chip shop, and your 
wife or children are depending on your techniques to keep them alive, 
you’d better know what you are doing."

 

Geoff first altered his fighting style by visualizing that every strike he 
delivered in training was directed at an assailant in a real-life street 
confrontation. When he trained with a partner in the gym, every blow was 
intended to hit the mark with full force. This approach caused Geoff’s 
sparring partners to retaliate with the same ferocity and venom. From 
these battles he developed the now-famous, no-holds-barred Animal Day 
sessions.

 

"No quarter was asked and none was given. These sessions were later 
featured on many mainstream TV shows and became legendary within the 
martial arts world, with requests to visit coming from every corner of the 
globe."

 

Just Gimme Some Truth

 

Whilst Thompson does not discourage people from training for art ’s sake, 
or for the philosophical benefits that martial arts can bring, he does 
stipulate that if practitioners are studying for defence then they need to be 
honest with themselves.

 

"But don’t take my word for it: put it under pressure, do an Animal Day, 
see what works and what doesn’t. If it doesn’t work under those 
conditions, it won’t work in the street. It’s ridiculous to think that you can 

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have a long-range art, where all the sparring you do is with other people 
who also use long-range systems, and expect it to work when somebody is 
fully intent on taking hold of you, biting your nose off and taking away 
your range. In the street, situations escalate so fast and are so violent."

 

 

In Las Vegas with Geoff's wife Sharon and Chuck Norris

 

Yes, by George

 

We often hear President Bush talking about a pre-emptive strike. In fact, 
he seems to be mentioning it so much lately, those familiar with Geoff 
Thompson’s teachings probably wouldn’t be surprised to see George Bush 
at one of Geoff ’s seminars. Thompson is amazed that most martial artists 
have no knowledge of attack rituals. He states that prior to a fight people 
will question their own abilities. They will feel like running away. And 
even though their opponent may not show it, he will be feeling exactly the 

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same, because 90% of the battle is in the pre-fight.

 

"From that observation, the only thing I’ve found that works consistently 
is the pre-emptive attack: hit first. The block and counter doesn’t work. 
The trap and counter doesn’t work. Letting people grab you and then 
throwing them doesn’t work: it’s all too late. It needs to be pre-emptive, 
you need to be first."

 

In a Bombshell

 

"And if you’re really good at what you’re doing, and really confident, 
you’ll avoid nearly all the situations. And you’ll have the intelligence to 
talk them down. You just won’t be there. You’ll have the intelligence and 
the courage to let people off because you’ll be so potent at what you do. 
But if it does become physical, you’ll hit them first and you’ll hit them 
hard. That’s it. I mean there are thousands of books out there, but I can 
give it to you in one line: Learn to hit f**king hard!"

 

Foot & Mouth Disease

 

Thompson does not suggest high kicks to the head, although he admits 
there are some people who have made them work. He believes they are 
not practical for non-sporting conflict, and are not consistently effective.

 

"It ’s just common sense really. And I’m not saying they don’t work, but 
there’s a place for them. And, believe me, if you’re facing somebody 
who’s a real threat, you won’t want to take your feet off the ground. 
People underestimate how frightening a life-threatening confrontation will 
be. When you’re facing violent people outside, there’s not a part of you 
that wants to try a high kick because it’s just too risky. You’re far better 
off using something economical like a punch, that might travel 8 or 12 

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inches, where you can get a knockout in one hit."

 

Kickers & Grapplers to be Towed Away

 

Boldly, Thompson suggests that kickers and grapplers will not last on the 
street if they can’t punch. Although Geoff acknowledges that he loves 
grappling, and he has great admiration for grapplers, he believes that a 
street fight is the last place to be for the grappler, because fights are very 
rarely one on one. He says that if a fight was one on one, then he would 
back the grappler, but he feels that scenario is indeed a rare occurrence.

 

"In a real situation, what you need is something clinical, something quick 
and something pre-emptive. And it’s always the hands that are closest to 
the target, and you can drive your whole body weight through it. You can 
finish someone with one shot, which leaves your hands free to deal with 
the second assailant.

 

"Kicking for the average player just doesn’t have the potency to be 
practical: it ’s too slow, too deliberate and too risky. The danger of 
grappling is that it is a protracted art: you can’t finish someone clinically 
in less than a second as you can with punches. The moment you grab one 
person you tie yourself to him. And he only has to be a road digger or a 
bricklayer or any manual worker, and even though you’ll finish him and 
probably tear him a new arse, the technique is protracted. So while you’re 
doing that, his mate is kicking your head like a football or his girlfriend is 
stabbing you."

 

Thompson says when one grapples, he faces the danger of what he calls 
‘the four Bs’: blinding, butting, biting and buddies. He states that the 
grappler can have the upper hand on the ground, only to be attacked by the 
adversary’s girlfriend, who’s stabbing the grappler with her stiletto or 

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sticking a broken bottle in his neck.

 

 

Geoff Thompson the Author

 

If You Were Allowed One Wish

 

"People often ask me what art I would select for a physical confrontation 
if I could only take up one discipline, and I tell them it would be boxing. If 
I could choose two arts, then I would say boxing and grappling. But I 
would never choose just one discipline.

 

"You really need three systems: firstly a good punching system, preferably 
boxing because it’s based on the knockout. Secondly, a good grappling 
system, preferably judo/jiu jitsu or catch wrestling, because they have 
submissions. Thirdly, Thai-boxing because it’s ferocious and is a practical 
art. The good thing about western boxing is that it is pre-emptive. There 

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are lots of good shoot-fighters out there now, and that’s a great art because 
it combines all three ranges, but you still have the problem of adapting to 
the street and not going to the ground.

 

"If you’re choosing a club, look for the broken noses and the cauliflower 
ears."

 

A Horse Called Fear

 

One of Thompson’s favourite subjects is harnessing fear. He suggests that 
when novice defenders first experience a rush of adrenaline they often 
mistake it for fear. But he states that they can use the latent energy to run 
away, or to fight if there are no other options. And the way to become 
used to fear is to get exposed to fear by participating in confrontational 
arts such as boxing or judo where there are no hiding places.

 

"If you make a mistake in judo or boxing you’ll get choked out or knocked 
out. And most of these arts are done with partners and with no complying. 
You need to confront fear in order to get used to fear. It’s okay to feel 
fear: you should feel fear."

 

Geoff says he would sometimes lower his voice and purposely let a little 
fear filter through in his speech during a confrontation, so as to encourage 
his adversary to drop his mental guard, which opens a window of attack. 
Sometimes Geoff would even say he was scared to give his attacker a false 
sense of confidence, and then king hit him. Again Thompson stresses the 
importance of deception.

 

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With former European Heavyweight Boxing Champion Scott Welsh

 

Take it on the Chin, Boy

 

Geoff compares the street fighter to a sniper. He says the novice often 
makes the mistake of looking at the opponent’s face when aiming for the 
jaw. But a sniper doesn’t set his sights three inches above the target, he 
focuses on what he intends hitting.

 

"You only have to miss by half an inch and you’ve missed the knockout. 
So if you want to get the knockout, you need to look at the line of the jaw, 
you need to look at where you’re hitting and place the punch there. It’s 
difficult to get accuracy when you have adrenaline running through your 
body. But if you train for accuracy, and train for accuracy while you’ve 
got adrenaline flowing, then you will be accurate. And one punch will 
normally end the fight – if not by knockout, then by hitting them so hard it 
will discourage them from batting on."

 

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Thompson says that although some instructors preach the theory that one 
shouldn’t show their hand by looking where they are going to hit, in an 
adrenaline-filled situation, the fighters get tunnel vision, and all things on 
the peripheral disappear.

 

"People don’t notice little things such as whether you’re looking at the 
eyes or the jaw. It’s only if you’re looking at something obvious, like if 
you drop your eyes to look at their bollocks, that they’ll get an idea that 
you’re targeting the groin for a kick. Very few people look in the eyes 
anyway. They tend to look anywhere but the eyes, so if you look at the 
jaw they won’t notice it."

 

You're feeling very sleepy ....soon you'll be out 

to it.

 

Can We Still Be Friends?

 

Although Geoff found that most people he dealt 
with, during his decade on the door, could be 
talked down or allowed to walk away whilst 
saving face, he did find there was a minority of 
people who only respected him when he got 
physical.

 

"It ’s really like a lower form of communication. 
So when you punch them in the eye they’re 
like, ‘I understand what you’re saying now’. 
Not only do they respect you afterwards, they’ll 
often like you for it. But they can’t help 
themselves, because they have to take 
advantage of a perceived weakness. It’s not a 

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matter of being physical, it’s a matter of being 

firm. When I started the job at the factory years ago, I stood up to the 
bullies and next thing they’re making me cups of tea and wanting to have 
my babies. You do it more to save them from themselves, because if you 
allow them too much leeway, you’ll end up having to be physical with 
them and then they will have a problem!"

 

For more information on Geoff 

Thompson go to 

www.geoffthompson.com

  

   

Geoff Thompson

 

 

Part Three

 

The Castaway Dreamboat

 

© 

Marc Wickert

 

www.knucklepit.com

 

photos © Geoff Thompson

 

  

Ever wish you could be the best in the world at something? Ever wish you 
could win the lottery and make all your dreams come true? Ever wish 
upon a star? Geoff Thompson is like that: He spends most of his life 
dreaming. What separates Geoff from most of us is that he makes his 
dreams come true. And he doesn’t leave anything to chance. He works and 
works until his dreams become reality. To Thompson, life’s stumbling 
blocks are merely stepping stones that need to be overturned.

 

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Geoff ’s whole life has been a series of hurdles he’s erected for himself. 
And every day he raises their height. When Geoff wanted to feel safe on 
the street and decided to stop being bullied, he took up bouncing for ten 
years at some of Britain’s roughest nightclubs. He wanted to become an 
author and has now published over thirty books and thirty videos.

 

"If I only set realistic goals, I would not have achieved anything in my 
life. I pride myself on the fact that I set goals that others would consider 
completely unrealistic. In fact, if I had listened to many of the people 
around me, all my life, I would not have even set goals in the first place, 
because all of the things I aimed for seemed impossibly grand, even 
pretentious to them. And yet, it did not stop them from happening. It did 
not stop the whole universe from conspiring to make my little dreams into 
big realities," says Thompson.

 

Over 20 publishers turned down Geoff’s first book, "Watch My Back". He 
says at times the rejections seemed to outnumber the manuscripts sent out. 
But the determined author kept submitting his autobiography as a bouncer, 
until someone finally saw the book’s potential. Today, "Watch My Back" 
is a bestseller. Even more amazing is that Geoff wrote the entire book, 
sitting on the toilet each day, whilst he was employed as a factory floor-
sweeper.

 

Thompson also wrote the hugely successful novel "Red Mist", and his 
latest film, "Brown Paper Bag", starring Ronnie Fox and Jo McInnis, won 
a BAFTA in the Best Short Film category. But none of his success has 
been handed to Geoff on a platter. He has defied the odds and made the 
impossible happen through his hard work and unrelenting persistence.

 

"Take the short film "Bouncer" that we recently made. Our budget for the 
whole film was only ten grand. Hardly enough to feed the extras, let alone 

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actually hire anyone to make the film. It starred Ray Winstone, Sean 
Parks, Ronnie Fox, Paddy Consedine – four of our biggest stars – and a 
supporting cast of 200 extras and crew. Ray Winstone alone usually 
charges 75 times more than our whole budget. He did it free because he 
liked the script. We had to find the locations (free), hire the extras (free), 
shoot the film and then get it to all the film festivals – with no money, and 
then send it in to the BAFTAs. At last count, "Bouncer" has been in 30 
international festivals, winning awards and award nominations around the 
globe.

 

"More than one person scoffed when we said that we were aiming to get 
Ray Winstone as the lead, and when we told them that we wanted to enter 
the BAFTA competition, many of them said, ‘Impossible’. And yet we did 
it. If I thought realistically, I’d still be sweeping floors in the factory."

 

Geoff has now completed the first draft of a motivational book tentatively 
titled "Shape Shifter" which he says is about the process of shifting from 
where we are, to where we want to be. And he has finished the third draft 
of a film with working title "The Death of Christine James", which is 
about people coping with changes in their lives.

 

"The fictitious character, Christine, gets mugged and suffers post -
traumatic depression. Her husband develops a complex, because he was 
unable to help her, and it’s about how they cope with this change in their 
lives. It’s a love story."

 

Thompson’s self-defence book, "Dead or Alive", is another of his 
publications that has received international acclaim.

 

"It ’s about self-protection and covers the whole gamut, everything from 
avoidance, awareness and escape, verbal dissuasion, loop-holing and 

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posturing, physical attack, understanding fear, and the attacker’s ritual. 
I’ve been working with best-selling criminologist, Christopher Berry-Dee, 
and he has access to all these murders and muggers. We interviewed 
rapists and serial killers to find out how these people operate. I then 
devised an attack ritual, which is the kind of ritual attackers go through 
before they assault someone.

 

"This then allows you to become more aware, because it’s more about 
awareness than physical confrontation. And if it does get physical, then we 
get right to the nitty-gritty: the pre-emptive strike, the ability to hit f**kin’ 
hard from close range, the ability and the courage to hit first, and the 
knowledge that being first to strike is the only thing that works in this 
situation. And then it goes into the support system, like kicking and 
grappling. Finally, it goes into the aftermath: the emotional aftermath and 
understanding the legal ramifications."

 

At forty-four, Thompson still does a lot of yoga and running, but for the 
man regarded as the world’s #1 authority on doormanship, he says most of 
his martial arts training now involves what he calls ‘internal 
scrimmaging’, where he wrestles with his thoughts.

 

"Most of my martial arts strength has come from the outside to the inside. 
I work a lot on self-control and self-strength. The physical training only 
takes you so far. It takes you to a pinnacle, and when you get to where 
you’re about as good as you can get physically, it spills over and

 

starts to come in cerebral, and starts to come in emotional and spiritual. 
You begin exploring your mind to see what you can do with it."

 

Through his motivational books and videos, Geoff also helps others to 
overcome their fears ("Fear – The Friend of Exceptional People"), 

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negativity ("The Elephant and the Twig"), and stress ("A Book for the 
Seriously Stressed"). He also shows people how to reach for the stars and 
grab hold of them ("The Great Escape").

 

"Are you getting what you want out of life? If your answer is ‘no’, why 
not try seeing what you want a little more clearly, talking what you want a 
little more succinctly, and certainly thinking what you want with a little 
more accuracy. I am amazed by the number of people out there who want 
success, but see, think and talk failure. And they are not even aware of the 
fact that they are doing it. They actually predict their own failure when 
they say something like, ‘Well I put in for that job, but I know I won’t get 
it.’

 

"In life, you usually get exactly what you order, and what you order is 
what you think, say and do. How many instructors do you know in martial 
arts who actually get out there and train under other instructors? How 
many martial artists do you know who never step outside their local class 
to enable their talent to grow?

 

"Dare yourself to do the things that you really want to do. That’s the real 
key. Dare yourself, and you will get everything from life that you want."

 

For more on Geoff Thompson or to order his books and tapes: 

www.geoffthompson.com

 

  

  

For the Ultimate Street Defence Manual click here

 

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