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CHAPTER 1
How Jenny Lost the Pepper-Cheese
JENNY JUMP jumped. She was so surprised, she
jumped halfway across the kitchen. She had never
seen such a sight, never in the whole state of New
Jersey!
A tiny man was stealing pepper-cheese out of the
cheese box! He was standing right on the table, and he
was no taller than the cheese box.
Jenny became very angry because she was to have
that pepper-cheese for supper.
"Don't do that," she cried.
The little man turned, and Jenny was startled again.
The man was a Leprechaun! She knew right away he
was one of the Irish fairy folk because he had bushy
red whiskers, a green coat, and an old hat with a white
owl's feather stuck in it. The red whiskers were as
bushy as a porcupine. He held the whole pepper-
cheese against him, and it was almost as big as he was.
The little man looked at Jenny, and she stared back,
remembering that a Leprechaun can't get away as
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long as you keep your eyes fixed on him but if you as
much as blink, he'll get away. A Leprechaun will
grant you any wish while your eyes have him in your
power.
Jenny stared and stared, until her eyes began to
hurt. She dared not blink, for if she did the Lepre-
chaun would be free to run away, and she would not
get her wish. Jenny thought hard and fast, trying to
decide what she wanted. Most of all, she wanted the
pepper-cheese for supper.
"Drop the pepper-cheese," she ordered. The cheese
fell to the table.
Jenny's eyes hurt more and more from looking so
hard, but she would not blink until she had made the
Leprechaun give her everything she wanted.
"Make me into a fairy," she said, staring at him.
The strangest things began to happen. Her toes on
one foot began to tingle and want to dance. First one
finger felt that it was tinkling like a silver bell, then
another finger, and then another. Both of her ears
were full of wonderful music, and she could hear the
chairs talking to each other. One eye changed and
saw everything with new and more beautiful colors.
Even the old kitchen wall became as bright as a rain-
bow. She felt like the song of an oriole, and the mur-
muring of leaves. She felt as if everything were
beautiful and happy. She knew that she was being
turned into a real fairy.
Then a terrible thing happened: Jenny's left eye,
the one that wasn't a fairy eye, blinked.
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Instantly the Leprechaun ran across the table and
leaped to the window.
"Stop, stop !" Jenny screamed.
The Leprechaun stood on the window sill, but he did
not lift his eyes to Jenny's face.
"Shure, and what d'ye want?" he asked with his
Irish brogue. His voice was as gruff as an old bull
frog's.
"Make me into a full fairy. I'm half girl and half
fairy now. Only one eye is a fairy eye, and one foot;
eight of my fingers are fairy fingers, and both of my
ears. But I want to be all fairy."
"I'll not be doin' it. 'Twill only get ye into trouble,"
the Leprechaun said roughly.
Jenny became so angry, she jumped. She jumped
so high that she was headed right for the ceiling. She
would have jumped clear through it, if she had not
thrown up her hands and stopped herself. When she
dropped down to the floor she was so surprised and
pleased that she forgot to be angry.
"Did you see that?" she asked.
The Leprechaun did not answer, but turned to go.
Jenny was sorry that she had been cross with him.
"Do you have to go so soon?" she said politely.
"If you'll stay, you may have all the cheese you want
-if you only take a little piece."
The Leprechaun jumped back to the table. He
stuffed such a big piece of pepper-cheese into his
mouth that his cheeks bulged wider than his shoul-
ders. With his mouth full he said, "What may your
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name be?"
"Jenny Jump," she said.
"How old be ye, Jenny?"
"Fifteen," she snapped, growing angry all over
again. She didn't like the way he kept tearing off
bits of pepper-cheese, while her share grew smaller.
"Now, me own name is a long one, for shure." He
puffed out his chest. "Siko Pompus it is. And it's
857 years old I am!"
"Don't eat any more," Jenny commanded. Siko
Pompus kept eating and eating.
"My, aren't ye the spitfire, now," he said.
When Jenny tried to answer, instead of words,
she was spitting fire. A spark fell on the Lepre-
chaun's bushy 'red beard. The beard began to flame
and smoke, and to Jenny's astonishment, it grew
longer and longer as it burned.
Siko Pompus jumped up and down and screeched,
"Git some water git some water! It's a-growin'
so long, I shan't be able to carry it around."
The red beard grew and grew while it smoked
and flamed, until it half filled the kitchen. Jenny
could no longer see Siko Pompus behind the big,
red, burning beard.
"Be throwin' water on it!" Siko Pompus shouted.
Jenny felt so sorry for the little fellow that she
forgot to be angry. She ran for a bucket of water
and splashed it over his beard. The fire went out,
and the beard lay all over the kitchen floor, like an
old hair mattress.
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"More water, more water," Siko Pompus cried.
Jenny fetched a second bucket and threw it over
the beard. The beard began to shrink. It shrank
a little way, then stopped.
"More water, more water," Siko Pompus kept
ordering. Jenny had to fetch so many buckets that
her arms ached. And each time the beard shrank a
little way.
When the beard was back to its own size, Siko
Pompus said gruffly, "Next time ye'll be thinkin'
twice, before losin' your temper."
Jenny was too tired to be angry again. The little
man was not through giving advice.
"Remember, Jenny Jump, that it's half fairy ye
are now. Ye must not be selfish, vain, and fiery
tempered. Now, I'll be takin' another piece of cheese
and go. But I'll come back, sometime!"
"Just a small piece," Jenny said, watching him
closely.
There was hardly any of the cheese left. The
Leprechaun picked up the whole piece, jumped to
the window, and sat in the tree outside.
At that, Jenny was so furious, she stamped her
fairy foot and bounced right out of the window!
She stood surprised. "Well, I never took such a
jump before," she said. "I'll try it again."
She stamped her foot, sailed over the house and
came down on the other side.
"Leaping Leprechauns!" she said. Looking far
off, she saw the mountain that had stood between
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her and the rest of the world all her life.
"I wonder if I could jump over that?" she said.
"First I'll have to dress more warmly." Running into
the house, she put on a hat and a cape. Then she
ran out again. She bounced on her fairy foot, and
next minute she was up, sailing over the pine trees
on top of the mountain. She dropped to the other
side.
"Such wonderful things never happened to me in
all my lonesome life. I wonder how far I can really
jump?"
As she said this, she stamped hard with her fairy
foot, and the next instant she shot up and away
through the air.
Jenny sailed for four days, wondering all the time
if she would ever land. Just afternoonon the fourth
day, she looked down and saw a new country. One
section of it was yellow, one blue, one purple, and
another red. And right in the center there was a
green sparkling patch.
"That looks like a land of enchantment," she said.
"I can see it with my magic eye, but not with my
ordinary one. I wish I were down there."
She felt herself beginning to drop.
CHAPTER 2
The Speck in the Magic Picture
O ZMA was in her dressing room in the palace
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in theEmeraldCityof the enchanted Land of
Oz of which she is queen. She was being dressed
by her chief maid-in-waiting, Jellia Jamb. The fair
young ruler was wearing her most beautiful clothes.
It was her birthday, and there was to be a parade
in her honor.
Outside the palace, all the strange people and
stranger creatures of Oz had gathered. They stood
cheering for their Queen and for the parade. Every-
body in Oz loves parades. The people had come from
the four states of Oz. The Munchkins came from
the western blue country, the Gillikins, from the
northern purple country, the Winkies, from the
eastern yellow country, and the Quadlings, from
the land to the south that was bright red.
The people were colored the same as their coun-
try, and all their clothes and pets and belongings
were that color, too. It was easy to tell those who
lived in theEmeraldCity, for they were green.
Ozma was very happy because all was well in her
land, and her subjects were contented and pros-
perous.
"I hope trouble will never come to our fair land,"
she said to her two friends who were watching her
get ready. These two girls were Glinda the Good,
a kindly, red-haired sorceress who ruled in the
South; and Princess Dorothy, who had blown to
Oz fromKansason a cyclone many years ago.
Jellia Jamb, who stood by with her mouth full
of golden needles and silver thread, started to an-
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swer without taking the needles out of her mouth.
"As long as you are Queen, there will be no"
That was all she was able to say. For as her lips
and tongue moved, they worked the needles and
thread in and out and sewed her lips tightly together.
Ozma turned to her maid. "What were you going
to say, Jellia?"
Jellia tried to answer, but the words couldn't get
out of her mouth. They just kept piling up inside
her cheeks. The maid got very excited. She did not
feel any pain, of course, for the needles and thread
were those she had used to make Ozma's dress, and
therefore they were enchanted. But when her mouth
became full of words, Jellia grew more excited.
The more excited she became, the more she talked.
And the more she talked, the fuller her mouth
became.
She was so frightened that she began to scream.
And when the scream came into her mouth, her head
became so full of sound that it lifted her right off
the floor like a balloon.
Dorothy ran and pulled the maid down, saying,
"Help her, dear Ozma. Cut the thread that holds
her lips together."
Ozma shook her head. "The silver thread is
magical, and will not break until I have a new birth-
day dress made. Don't talk any more, Jellia, or
your head will get so big, it will explode."
Dorothy put two heavy emerald book-ends from
the Queen's table on the maid's feet to hold her
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down.
Ozma said, "I can't undo the magic of the silver
thread and the golden needles. But I can open one
of your ears, so that the words can get out. You
will have to talk through that ear until my new
birthday dress is made."
Jellia nodded. Ozma closed her eyes, put one of
her hands over Jellia's ear, and said a few magical
words. Immediately there was a rush of words and
screams from her ear. The force of them was so
strong that it pulled out the curtains and blew over
two trees outside.
The blue Munchkins, the purple Gillikins, the yel-
low Winkies, and the red Quadlings around the
palace danced and shouted, for they thought magic
was being performed for them.
Jellia's cheeks snapped together like a rubber band.
She no longer needed to be weighted down.
"For cake's sake!" she said out of her ear, "I
never had such a fright. It's going to be awfully
hard to chew chicken bones with my ear."
Ozma smiled. "I'll enchant you so you won't be
hungry until your lips are free again," she said,
putting her arm around her little maid. "Now we
must hurry with my dressing, for soon it will be time
for the parade."
"Yes, dear Ozma," Jellia said out of her ear.
The dress of silver and gold was drawn about
Ozma, and emerald bracelets were put around her
wrist. The emerald crown that held the magic name
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of OZ was placed on her head.
"You are very beautiful," Glinda the Good said
admiringly.
There were still a few minutes before the parade.
"I will look at the magic picture to see what is
happening in all my countries," Ozma said.
Ozma went to the wall and drew a heavy cord
there. Some thick velvet curtains drew apart, and
a magic picture was revealed. This picture showed
everything that was happening in the Land of Oz.
Ozma smiled as she saw a peaceful country scene,
for this meant that there was peace and happiness
everywhere in her kingdom.
Suddenly the smile went from Ozma's face, and
she leaned closer to the picture. Something was
wrong. She looked and looked. There was a far-
away speck in the picture, and the longer she looked,
the bigger it got. Finally it was no longer a speck,
but a girl. In her magic way, Ozma could see where
she came from but she could not tell who she was.
"A girl from U.S.A. is on her way to Oz. I wonder
who she can be?" said Ozma, "She must have magic
powers to get through the barrier surrounding Oz.
Dorothy, come here, please."
Dorothy stepped up to the picture and looked at
it. She saw the girl sailing through the air, coming
straight toward the peaceful land of Oz.
"We will have another friend," she exclaimed.
"She is a girl like me, only a few years older."
"I hope she is as dear and kind as you," said
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Ozma. "Do you know her?"
Dorothy stared hard into the picture and shook
her head.
"I never saw her before. But maybe Aunt Em
and Uncle Henry will know. They lived longer in
the States 'cause they were born first. Shall I get
them?"
"Yes, fetch them."
Dorothy went out and soon came back, followed
by her Aunt Em and Uncle Henry.
"Do you know that girl who is sailing through the
air?" Ozma asked.
Aunt Em and Uncle Henry looked into the picture.
"I never saw that girl before," Aunt Em said. "I
hope she's not bringing trouble."
Uncle Henry stared and stared. "You know who
that might be?" he said. "'Pears to me she looks
something like Nancy Dew Hickman who used to
live on the farm next to ours in Kansas. Only Nancy
Dew had black hair, and this girl's hair is red. And
Nancy Dew had brown eyes, and this girl's eyes are
green. And Nancy Dew had a sweet smile, but this
girl looks as cross as a hen whose eggs have been
stolen from her nest."
"Land sakes!" Aunt Em exclaimed. "How can you
say they look alike, then? And anyway, Nancy Dew
must be grown up by now. Maybe the Wizard knows
who she is. He traveled all over the U.S.A. when
he was a plain magician. He knows a lot of people."
There was a knock at the door. "Come in," said
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Ozma.
The Wizard of Oz entered. He was a short, round
man, with a ruddy face, a brisk manner, and a twinkle
in his eye.
"I was trying out my latest invention, the tele-
table, just now, and heard you talking about me.
So I came right down, without stopping to put on a
disguise," said the Wizard.
"I'm glad you hurried," said Ozma, "for some-
thing unusual is happening. Will you look at the
magic picture and tell me whether you know that
girl?"
The Wizard stepped up and looked hard at the
speck.
"I don't know who she is, but she is coming right
here," he said. "I calculate she will land at twenty-
two minutes after two, P.M."
"Why, that is the exact time I am to ascend my
carriage in the parade," said Ozma.
"So it is," replied the Wizard. He kept staring
into the picture. "Trouble ahead, fair Ruler. I can
smell trouble 4,000 miles away. And I'm smelling it
now. That girl who is coming has a terrible temper."
"Dear me," Aunt Em said, "I know that kind of
people. Just looking at 'em causes a commotion."
The Wizard went toward the door. "If I am not
wanted here any longer, I shall return to my labora-
tory and continue my experiments."
"Wait, please," said Ozma. "I need your advice.
What shall I do to keep trouble from Oz?"
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"Turn that girl back and send her to the U.S.A."
The Wizard sneezed and blew his nose, for the smell
of trouble was in his head.
"I had better do that," Ozma said.
But Princess Dorothy asked eagerly, "Please,
Ozma, can't she come? It would be fun for us to
have another friend."
Glinda the Good added, "Yes, why not let her
come? There's no harm she can do that your magic
can't undo."
"I won't deny anyone's wish on my birthday,"
said Ozma, smiling. "I'll let her come and hope she
won't make too much trouble."
Uncle Henry smiled. "A good spanking before
every meal would teach her to behave."
"Spankings are old-fashioned," Aunt Em put in.
"What I say about mean folks is, let them get into
all the trouble they can until they learn that making
trouble isn't any fun."
Ozma stood thinking. Finally she said, "I think
you are right, Aunt Em."
Jellia Jamb thought it was time for her to give
some advice. She began to talk out of her ear,
"Trouble has started already. It started with me-"
She began to weep sugary tears.
As the tears hit the floor they hardened to crystal
candies. Jellia Jamb could not stop weeping. The
sugar tears poured until the floor was piled high
with candy.
Ozma summoned another maid-in-waiting and
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asked her to wade in and shovel up the candy The
maid pushed the candy out of the window. The
people outside caught it and laughed and shouted,
for there was nothing tastier in all Oz than tear-
drop candy.
"Now, then," said Ozma, "on to the parade. We'll
know what to do about the girl from the U.S.A. when
she gets here."
CHAPTER 3
Ozma's Birthday Parade
FROM the balcony of the palace, Ozma looked down
on the people below. On either side of her stood
Glinda and Dorothy. From Strawberry Street to
Banana Boulevard, the loyal subjects were thickly
crowded. Their red, purple, yellow, and blue faces
looked like blossoms in a flower bed.
"What a lovely sight," said Ozma, lifting her hand.
She felt so happy that she forgot the girl who was
coming from the U.S.A.
At the far end of Banana Boulevard she could
see the old Soldier with the Green Whiskers playing
emerald marbles with a blue Munchkin boy.
"I hate to spoil their game," Ozma said, "but the
parade must begin."
She put her hand to her magic belt and thought,
"Wantowin Battles, appear at my side."
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Instantly the old Soldier stood beside her. "The
Army reports for duty, your majesty." He saluted.
"Blow your trumpet," Queen Ozma ordered.
The Soldier, who was the whole army of Oz,
lifted his trumpet and blew four loud notes:
TA-RA-TA-TA!
A thousand flags went up. The parade began to
form.
First came Kabumpo the Elephant, on roller
skates. His robe was made of bells and played a
tune as he moved. With the tip of his trunk he
twirled a gold drum major's stick.
Next came a dragon, holding his fiery breath in
an ozbestoz box so he wouldn't burn anyone.
Behind the dragon marched red Quadling cats,
yellow Winkie cows, purple Gillikin dogs, and blue
Munchkin horses. Then came china bulls, unicorns,
saddled sea-horses, and other queer creatures of Oz.
After the animals came the people of the four
countries of Oz. The Winkies, with yellow banners
flying, were led by the Tin Woodman, their emperor.
Then came Glinda the Good's people, the red Quad-
lings. After them, the purple Gillikins. Lastly, the
blue Munchkins marched behind their king, the
Scarecrow.
Before any more of the parade came past Ozma,
she saw something go up in the air.
"What is happening - more trouble?" she ex-
Iclaimed.
Dorothy smiled and said, "Don't worry, Ozma.
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You're going to like this."
Ozma looked again and saw that it was the dragon
riding to the tops of the skyscrapers and into the
oz-one. There he stopped, opened the ozbestoz box,
and freed his fiery breath. Then he wrote in letters
of smoke across the sky:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR OZMA
There was a thunderclap of applause from the
people. Ozma smiled in delight. The dragon caught
his breath safely into the box and turned back to
earth.
The parade moved on. Ozma said to the Soldier
with the Green Whiskers, "It is time for me to get
into my carriage."
"Yes, your majesty."
He raised his trumpet to his lips-TA-RA-TA-TA!
From behind the large soda fountain that bubbled
in the center of the city (where anyone could help
himself to sodas when he felt like it) came Ozma's
carriage. It blazed with emeralds and other gems
and was pulled by the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry
Tiger. The coachman was Tik Tok, who was all
wound up for the occasion.
Before the carriage reached the palace stairs, the
Sawhorse came dashing up. Tik Tok looked down
from the carriage.
"Well-well," he began tocking, "you-got-here-just-
in-time. Now-if-I-ran-down-I-would-not-be-going."
Ozma looked at her watch and saw that it was
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two twenty-one, P.M.
"Come, Dorothy and Glinda, sit beside me in the
carriage."
They went down the balcony stairs. The people
shouted and waved their flags.
It was two twenty-one and a half, P.M. Ozma
stopped. She had just remembered that the Wizard
had said the girl from the U.S.A. would arrive at two
twenty-two. That was just a half-minute from now.
Ozma looked up to the sky. There, dropping out
of the blue, was the girl. She was headed right for
the carriage.
CHAPTER 4
Jenny Becomes a Heroine
JENNY JUMP was falling fast. Below her she
could see thousands of differently colored people
and a palace with many spires. If she weren't care
ful, she'd catch on one of the spires. She had to find
a soft spot on which to land.
Suddenly she saw it. There, right in the middle
of the crowd, was a gorgeous carriage with a soft
green pillow seat.
"That's just right!" she said and pointed her
fairy fingers toward it.
Plop I Jenny hit the pillow and came to a stop
for the first time in four days.
"Leaping Leprechauns!" she exclaimed. "Where
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am I?" The air was full of cheers and waving
banners.
"Well, how did all these people know I was com-
ing?" Jenny thought. The cheering stopped short.
The people, seeing a stranger in their Queen's car-
riage, began to buzz excitedly.
"That's not the Queen! Who is she? What does
she want?"
There was a rush of yellow, blue, purple, and red
people toward the carriage. All the strange creatures
and fantastic animals crowded around Jenny. The
old Soldier leaped up and shook a trumpet in her
face.
"Surrender to the Army of Oz !"
Jenny was too frightened to be angry. She began
to cry.
"I thought all this celebration was for me," she
said.
The more she cried, the braver the Army became.
"You'll be locked in the dungeon of oblivion for
this," he said sternly. Jenny thought it must be all
over for her. The Army seized her arm.
"This is the end of me," thought Jenny. But just
then she heard a voice speaking softly, yet so clearly,
that it could be heard through all the city.
"My good Army! Is this the way to treat a visi-
tor?"
The Soldier dropped Jenny's arm. Jenny looked
out. There, close to the carriage, stood the loveliest
girl she had ever seen.
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"I am sorry, my dear, that you were frightened.
My Army thought you were taking my carriage."
"I'll get out," Jenny said, very thankful that
nothing was going to happen to her.
"Oh, no. You must stay and ride with me and
my friends. This is the Land of Oz, and you are
my guest."
Ozma turned and beckoned to Dorothy and Glinda
the Good. As the two girls stepped up, Ozma ex-
plained, "Dorothy came from the U.S.A., just like
you."
"I am so glad you are here," Dorothy said.
"And this girl with the glorious red hair is Glinda,
the good sorceress who rules one of my countries."
Jenny was growing happier every minute. "I am
half-fairy. Could I rule one of your countries?"
Ozma smiled. "Just at present there are no vacan-
cies. But my maid, Jellia Jamb, will let you fill out
an application. And remember, dear, if you know
any magic, it is against the law to use it on anyone
but yourself. Only Glinda and I and the Wizard
may practice magic on others."
The seat of the carriage was wide enough for all
four girls. The Army blew a fresh blast on his
trumpet: TA-RA-TA-TA! This was a signal for the
people to cheer Ozma again. They cheered and
cheered, and became so excited that they threw their
hats in the air. They threw them so high that they
never came down again.
The Munchkin boy who had been playing emerald
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marbles with the Army forgot that his hat was tied
under his chin. He threw his hat so hard that he
went sailing up with it. In a few minutes, he was out
of sight.
"Man overboard!" yelled the Army.
"Oh, we must get him back!" exclaimed Princess
Dorothy.
"I'll get him," said Jenny Jump. She stood up and
stamped her fairy foot and bounded straight up.
Passing the palace spires, she came to the tops of
the skyscrapers. These were busily scraping the sky
clean of all the hats.
The boy was still on his way up. Jenny gave her
fairy foot an extra kick, caught him by the heel,
and began to drop.
She dropped into the carriage, and the Munchkin
boy tumbled into her lap.
The Army sighed with relief. "What a broad
escape!" he said.
The people waved their flags and cheered again,
and this time their cheers were for Jenny.
"Why," thought Jenny, "they are cheering me
just as if I were their queen." And she felt proud
of herself.
Ozma said graciously, "You did a very brave thing,
dear, and we all thank you. I see that in your case
the practicing of a little magic now and then will
have to be excused. What is your name?"
"Jenny Jump," the girl said, giving the boy a
push to remind him that he wasn't to sit in her lap
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all day. He turned to Jenny as he climbed out, "My
name is Number Nine. Your humble servant." His
eyes were full of a warm blue light.
The parade moved toward the city gate. The Guard-
ian of the Gate bowed low as Ozma's carriage passed.
Outside the city wall, the paraders mounted the new
ozealator, a moving road, and seated themselves on
comfortable chairs.
The road had been invented by Mr. Oz Q. Later, a
clever Quadling. The Wizard had thought of it first,
but had left the making of it to Later.
The road slid southward into the Quadling country.
Here everything was red. Jenny looked around in
astonishment. She had never seen fields of red corn,
red carrots, red cucumbers; or red cows, red rivers,
and red haystacks.
At the end of the Quadling country, the ozcalator
stopped and Glinda the Good with all her people,
got off.
"Goodbye, and happy birthday," Glinda called, and
her people waved as the ozcalator moved on.
It turned to the East. Jenny found herself riding
through the land of the Winkies, where everything
was yellow. There were many trees bearing yellow
Plums, and there were yellow grapes, watermelons,
and blackberries. The fruit trees bowed in greeting
to the Queen, and shook fruit into the people's laps.
After awhile the Winkies left the ozcalator and
followed their Tin Woodman emperor back to their
homes.
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At the boundary of the Gillikin country, the ozca-
lator jarred to a stop with a shrieking of brakes.
Everyone stretched his neck to see what was the
matter, but only the giraffes could see.
A purple-speckled giraffe bent his head back to
Ozma and said, "The bridge over Cream River is
out. The river doesn't know when the bridge will
be in. We may have to wait all day."
"We can't hold up the parade," said Ozma. "Ask
Cream River to churn."
The giraffe gave her message to the river, and the
river began to churn, until the banks were piled with
lumps of butter.
"Spread the butter," ordered Ozma. Two sword-
fishes left their aquarium seats to obey. Using their
sword noses, they spread the butter smoothly over
the river and made a new bridge. Ozma thanked
them, and the ozcalator slid easily over the butter
bridge, into the purple land of the Gillikins.
Jenny breathed the purple air with delight.
"I'd like to live in Oz forever!" she exclaimed.
"You may do so," answered Ozma. "Stay on as
my subject."
"I'd rather be a Queen than a subject," Jenny said,
thinking how wonderful it would be to live in a
palace and have serving maids and a private army.
"When is the next election for the Rulership?" she
asked.
"Queens aren't elected, you know," Dorothy said.
"They inherit their thrones, and remain in them as
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long as they like."
"What!" exclaimed Jenny in surprise. "Don't the
people have votes?"
Dorothy shook her head. "This isn't the U.S.A.
Everything is different in Oz."
"This is very interesting," said Ozma. "What is
a vote?"
"A piece of paper with an X on it," Jenny ex-
plained, proud that she could teach Ozma something.
"There, you see?" Dorothy exclaimed triumphantly.
"We couldn't have votes in Oz because X stands for
the unknown, and everyone knows that Ozma would
be elected."
Ozma laughed in her silvery voice. "Thank you,
Dorothy dear. But this election idea pleases me very
much. It might amuse my people to hold an election."
"But we can't have an election without someone
to run against you," Dorothy objected.
Ozma turned to Jenny. "Would you, as a personal
favor to me, run against me? Then our election is
sure to be a success."
Jenny was delighted. "I certainly will. But I warn
you, I shall try to get all the votes and become
Ruler."
"If my people would rather have you, then you
should be their Ruler," Ozma said. "But let us not
discuss it any more now."
At this point the ozcalator stopped to let off the
Gillikins. When it started again, Jenny looked
around and saw that they were in the blue land of
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the Munchkins. Small round houses were set in neat
lawns of blue grass with many forget-me-nots. The
country looked so pretty that Jenny wanted to stay
in it awhile.
Just then she heard a voice beside the carriage
say, "Jenny, won't you come to my house for sup-
per?"
Looking down, she saw Number Nine. His invita-
tion had come just in time. She might have supper
at his house and sleep there, too.
The ozcalator stopped to let the Munchkins off.
Jenny thanked Ozma for all her kindness.
"When you are in the Emerald City, come and
see me at the palace," Ozma invited. "Later on, I
shall announce the election."
Jenny and Number Nine marched with the Munch-
kins after their Scarecrow king off the ozcalator.
They turned to wave to Ozma, and after the ozca-
lator had disappeared over a blue mountain, Number
Nine said, "Follow me."
Jenny followed him.
CHAPTER 5
The Voice That Lost His Man
NUMBER NINE led Jenny toward a round, blue
Munchkin house.
"This is where I live," he said, opening the door
wide. "Munchkin houses have only one room. But
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my mother and father and thirteen sisters and
brothers are never crowded."
It seemed to Jenny that the room became a little
larger as she stepped in. She saw the table set for
supper and the family all seated around it.
"Welcome," the father said. She could tell he
was a farmer.
"This is Jenny Jump, from the U.S.A.," said Num-
ber Nine, as he brought a chair for Jenny.
Jenny was introduced to the mother and all the
children-Number One, Number Two, Number Three,
and so on, down to Number Fourteen, who was the
baby. She had not yet come to the stop-growing age,
which in this family. was ten for the girls and
twelve for the boys.
Jenny started to eat. The food was delicious. There
was blue cottage cheese, blue bread, blue grapefruit
juice, and blue chocolate cake. And there were
glasses of blue milk.
During the meal, nobody said anything. Jenny
thought this very strange. She ate until she could
not hold another blue bite. Then she turned to the
farmer and asked, "May I sleep here tonight?"
The farmer raised his fork and said sternly, "Save
all questions for the question hour."
When the meal was over, the dishes done, and the
floor swept, the father said, "The question hour has
come. Make your formation, children."
Jenny looked on as the fourteen children seated
themselves on the floor in the form of a question
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mark.
"You may be the dot," the farmer said to Jenny
Jenny, very puzzled, sat down at the bottom of the
question mark.
Then the' farmer explained, "In most homes, the
children ask questions all the time. This disturbed
their parents and wastes a lot of time. Munchkin
children save their questions all day and ask them
all at one time, after supper.
"We will begin with you, Jenny."
There were so many questions she wanted to ask,
that she did not know where to begin. She paused
and finally asked, "How many questions may I ask?"
"One," said the farmer. "Next, please."
He turned his eyes away. Jenny's turn was over.
Number Nine raised his hand, and his father nodded
at him.
"Do you know What?" asked Number Nine.
"I used to. But he moved to the Emerald City a
year ago," answered the father. "Who's next?"
All the children raised their hands. The father
nodded at Number Eleven.
"What's the difference?" asked Number Eleven.
This was a hard one, and the father scratched his
foot thoughtfully.
"It is what is left after taking one thing away from
another," he said finally, and hurried on to the next
question.
When he had been asked, "Did you ever?" and
"How goes it?" and "What's up?" the baby began
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to shriek.
The Munchkin mother ran and picked it up.
"There, there, my fourteeny one," she soothed. But
the baby kept shrieking.
"Something has frightened her," the woman said
to her husband. "See if someone is at the door."
Jenny was sitting nearest the door. "I'll open it,"
she said. She got up, reached for the handle, an
pulled the door open.
A Voice said, "Is the Man here?"
Jenny looked out in every direction, but said
nothing.
Number Nine looked out, too.
"I've been looking for him since the last cold spell,'
the Voice said. It was a tired, sad voice.
"But who are you?" Jenny asked, for she could see
no one.
"I am the Voice That Lost His Man. May I come
in? I'm very tired of wandering."
"I suppose so," said Jenny, opening the door wider.
Two seconds later the Voice said from inside,
across the room, "Thank you. This is so comfort-
able." Jenny turned quickly.
"Where are you? I can't see you," she said.
"Right here, by the fireplace. The evening was
getting chilly, you know."
The Munchkin family were staring toward the
place from where the Voice came.
"Will you have some supper?" the mother asked.
"No, thank you. It's not I, but my Man who gets
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hungry. Oh, how I wish I could find him!"
"Where did he go?" asked the farmer.
"If I knew that, wouldn't I go after him?" asked
the Voice sharply. Then it sighed.
"He never should have gone fishing in a draft. All
he caught was a Cold! Ugh! A nasty creature was
that Cold. Slimy and watery as an oyster without a
shell. Do you know what that nasty Cold did?"
"What did it do?" Jenny asked curiously.
The Voice rose to an angry shriek.
"It crept into my Man's throat and filled it so full
that I was pushed out. When I fell out, the moon
Went behind a cloud and it got too dark to see any-
thing. I tried to follow my Man, hoping for a chance
to slip back into his throat. But it was too dark. So
I lost him."
The Voice began to sob, and that started Baby
Fourteen sobbing.
"Never mind," said the mother to the Voice,
"we'll all go to bed now. Perhaps when you have
rested, your eyes will be better."
"My what?" asked the horrified Voice.
"Excuse me. I mean, you'll find your master.
"Thank you, ma'am." Jenny guessed that the
Voice belonged to a polite person.
"I'll be going soon. I don't need a long rest. My
Man is a singer, and I am trained to go on for hours."
"Oh, won't you sing something for the children
the mother asked. "A lullaby?"
"I know all lullabies of Oz. which would you like?"
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"The Munchkin Blues would be lovely."
"Ahem!" There was a silence. Then a soothing
lullaby came out of the corner:
"The blue Munchkin babies are nodding their blue
heads,
And their eyelids are closing fast;
Oh, soon they'll be tucked in their little blue
beds,
For dreamland to take them at last."
The Voice sang through seventeen verses and then
said happily, "I feel much better. Thank you for
asking me to sing. It is like old times. Pray, don't
stay up on my account. Just leave a window open,
and I'll slip out during the night. I must try to find
my dear Master."
By this time the fourteen children and Jenny were
fast asleep.
CHAPTER 6
The Magic Turn-Style
IN THE morning Jenny awoke refreshed and ate a
hearty breakfast of blue oatmeal with blue cream.
She thanked the farmer and said goodbye to all the
family.
As she was going down the lane, she heard Num-
ber Nine shouting after her, "Wait for me, Jenny!
I'm coming with you."
She was glad to have his company, for she had
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grown very fond of the blue boy. They walked
through blue fields toward the main highway which
led to the Emerald City. Jenny might have jumped
on her fairy foot and got there sooner, but she had
to let the boy keep up with her. Besides, she was in
no hurry to leave this pleasant land with its blue
meadows and distant blue hills.
As they were passing the ruins of an old building,
she stopped. With her fairy eye she could see that
this was not just a plain old ruin, but something more
important.
"Why are you stopping?" asked Number Nine.
"Come, we are going to explore," said Jenny.
But Number Nine hung. back. "Better stay away
from that," he said. "That is where a magician used
to practice forbidden magic. One day his house blew
up, and he was blown to Kingdom Come."
Jenny's curiosity became all the greater. "Come
on," she said.
But Number Nine wouldn't budge. Jenny's anger
began to grow. This was the first time she had been
angry in Oz.
"Do as I tell you! Didn't you say, after I saved
You from the sky, that you were my humble ser-
vant?"
Number Nine had never seen anyone angry be-
fore. He stammered, "All right, Jenny. Whatever
you say."
Jenny led the way toward the ruin. As she came
near, she saw many old rusted tools, broken copper
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pots, and parts of chains half hidden in the grass.
The chimney of the house and part of a high wall
were still standing. In this wall was a rickety old
turnstile. The turnstile served as the gate into
what was once the house.
"Come on, we're going through that stile," said
Jenny, and started forward.
Number Nine was too frightened to obey. Jenny
kept on. When she touched the turnstile, it wobbled
and almost fell apart. Jenny bent forward to see
how safe it was to turn it, and as she did so, her hat
fell through the stile.
"Leaping Leprechauns!" said Jenny, staring at her
hat that lay on the other side of the stile.
Before falling through the turnstile, it had been
a battered old hat without any decoration. Now it
was lovely and new, with a soft blue feather curling
around the brim.
"Now, what have I done to deserve a feather in
my cap?" she asked. "It was the turn-style that did
it. It really does turn styles."
She studied the turn-style that had once belonged
to the Munchkin magician. She couldn't see anything
magical about its rusty frame.
"But it changed my hat. What will happen if I
go through it?" she thought. "I won't know until
I've tried."
Saying this, Jenny pushed herself through the
turn-style
"Leaping Leprechauns!" She stared down at her-
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self in amazement. This time her hat was a pointed
One with little bells around the brim. Her tattered
grey cape had become bright blue and new. Her
shoes had new shining buckles and turned-up toes.
Her old dress had disappeared, and she was wearing
an entire blue Munchkin costume.
"Number Nine, Number Nine," she called excitedly,
"do you like my new style?"
The boy came closer. "Why, you're beautiful,
Jenny. How did you do it?"
"This is a magic turn-style," Jenny said. "I be-
lieve it will make my fortune. Run home and fetch
a wheelbarrow!"
"You don't want that old piece of junk!" said
Number Nine.
Jenny grew angry again. "Do as you're told," she
ordered. "Remember, you are my humble servant."
Number Nine ran off, and Jenny began to take
the turn-style apart. It was hard work, but Jenny's
fairy fingers were strong. When she had taken the
turn-style to pieces, the boy returned with a wheel-
barrow.
Jenny loaded the turn-style pieces on the wheel-
barrow and ordered Number Nine to trundle it.
When he grew tired, she put her fairy fingers to it
and helped push.
"I don't know what you want this junk for," Num-
ber Nine grumbled.
"I am going to open a Style Shop in the Emerald
City. I always wanted to be my own boss. And you
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shall be my office boy!" said Jenny.
She walked more swiftly. "Hurry, hurry!" she
exclaimed. "My fortune is waiting for me."
CHAPTER 7
The House with the Strawberry Roof
IT WAS high noon when Jenny and Number Nine,
trundling the wheelbarrow, approached the great
wall of the Emerald City. This wall was built of
priceless emeralds, cut and polished. When the sun-
light struck them, they reflected a soft green light.
Above the wall was the tower from which the
Guardian of the Gate watched all who came and
went As Jenny and Number Nine drew near, the
old Guardian came down to welcome them.
"Hail and greeting, little lady!" He bowed low
to Jenny. "Welcome to the Wonder City of Oz, ruled
over by the most gracious fairy, Queen Ozma,
supreme Ruler of the North, East, South, and West.
Sovereign of all the kings, emperors, and princesses
in the land. Resister of evil forces--"
The Guardian would have gone on, but Jenny
broke in, "Please, sir, I'm in a hurry. And there is
something I want to ask you."
The Guardian straightened up, then bowed again.
"Gracious visitor from the U.S.A., the humble Gate
Keeper of the Emerald City begs to inform you that
it is his duty, privilege, and pleasure to serve your
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smallest wish. And--"
"Where can I find a house to live in?" Jenny in-
terrupted.
The Guardian of the Gate put his hand into his
pocket, saying, "I have the complete list of all vacant
houses" But his hand came out of his pocket
empty. He searched all his other pockets and then
sighed, "Ahz, yes, I forgot. I gave it to the Soldier
with the Green Whiskers to cut paper dolls."
"I want a house. How am I to get it?" asked Jenny.
"Nothing could be easier," the Guardian smiled at
her. "Just walk up and down the streets and look
until you find an empty house that wants you."
Jenny thanked the Guardian and gave Number
Nine a poke to hurry him along. They left the gate
behind them and went deeper into the city. Jenny
looked around her in delight. She saw many parks
with statues in marble and sapphire, trees with de-
licious fruit hanging from the branches, and cool
fountains that gave off a fragrance.
The streets were alive with visitors from the four
countries of Oz, dressed in red, yellow, purple, and
blue costumes.
At the corner they turned right and came to a
row of houses. It was easy to tell the empty houses
by their vacant expressions. The faces of some of
the houses were not friendly to Jenny. Finally, de-
ciding to try one anyway, she said to Number Nine,
"Wait here. I'm going to try this house." She
pointed to a green cottage.
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She went up the stairs and put her hand on the
knob. The door refused to open. The hinges stiffened
themselves. The windows clamped themselves tight.
The doorbell would not ring. The gable of the house
frowned.
Jenny backed away. This house certainly did not
want her. They went on, crossing Pudding Place,
Celery Street, and Doughnut Drive. On the corner
of Strawberry Street and Banana Boulevard, which
was the busiest part of town, Jenny saw a house with
a roof made of strawberries. It had a vacant smile
on its face, but its window eyes glistened warmly.
So Jenny went toward it.
As she approached the door, the key sprang off the
nail and into her hand. The door opened at her first
touch.
"I'll always feel welcome here," she said as she
stepped inside. She looked around the large front
room with approval.
"Just the place for a Style Shop," she thought. "I
can live upstairs."
The walls were papered in a sunny silver, and the
floors were green. Every nook was cozy with furni-
ture. There were sitting chairs, sleeping sofas, and
staring mirrors. The cupboards were full of cheerful
china. There was nothing lacking. All she needed
to do was to set up her turn-style and she'd be ready
for business.
A moon-shaped clock hung on the front room wall.
Jenny looked at it.
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"It's time I moved in," she said. She hurried out
of the house and beckoned to Number Nine.
"Bring in the turn-style. From now on, you are the
office boy, and I am your boss, as well as my own."
"Yes, Boss," the boy said meekly, and began to
carry the rusty parts of the turn-style into the house.
Jenny and Number Nine put the turn-style to-
gether and set it up in the middle of the front room.
As soon as the last bolt had been put in place, and
the turn-style stood all in one piece, the rust on it
vanished. It shone with blue and yellow enamel, in
the most modern design.
Now Jenny saw that its four arms, extending like
the spokes of a wheel, were marked SIZE, COLOR,
MATERIAL, STYLE. Along each arm was a row
of buttons marked with various colors, materials,
sizes, and styles.
Jenny touched the walls with her fairy fingers and
rows of shelves appeared. Then she named the things
she needed and the shelves became loaded with bolts
of cloth of every color and material. A counter,
equipped with wrapping paper, appeared at one end
of the shop.
Jenny jumped with delight. She had a real Style
Shop.
But the office boy was fast asleep. Jenny grew
angry. She jerked him out of his seat.
"Where are you going to live?" she asked him.
The office boy yawned. "Ah-hum. With my
Uncle, I suppose. He is an emerald cutter and has
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a shop on Pudding Place."
The boy fell asleep on his feet. Such laziness would
never do. Jenny pulled him around and ordered him
to make a sign for the shop--the biggest sign there
ever was in Oz.
JENNY JUMP
STYLIST
Number Nine shuffled out sleepily and returned a
couple of hours later with some painting materials.
He was cheerier now, for he had stopped and helped
himself to six pineapple ozcream sodas and three
banana nut sundaes at the public soda fountain. He
was whistling loudly and tunelessly.
All the time that he worked at the sign, he kept
whistling. His hands moved so slowly that Jenny lost
her patience. Going to the shelf, she took down a bolt
of cloth. With her fairy fingers she traced on it,
and several yards cut themselves off.
There were no scissors, needle, or thread in the
shop. Jenny did not need any. With her fairy fingers
she outlined the design of a pair of breeches The
cloth cut itself into that design. Then she ran her
fairy fingers along the edges, and the cloth joined
itself into seams.
Just before the seams were closed, Jenny reached
into the air and caught a handful of the loud notes
that the boy was whistling. She fastened the notes
into the seams of the breeches.
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"Through the style you go," she ordered her office
boy. He jumped up willingly, pleased with the idea
of owning a new pair of trousers.
No sooner had he gone through the turn-style, than
he found himself clothed in the breeches that Jenny
had just made. They extended around him like a
balloon, with wide green stripes running down the
outside seams. In these seams were fastened four
shrill whistles-the same sounds he had just been
whistling.
"Thanks, Boss. Now I think I'll sit down and rest
awhile," said the boy.
"Just try resting during working hours," said
Jenny.
When Number Nine lowered himself into his chair,
the breeches whistled shrilly. The boy jumped up,
slapping at the breeches. They went on whistling.
He clapped his hands over two of the whistles, but
the other two whistles only shrieked louder.
Jenny nodded with satisfaction. "Those whistle-
breeches will remind you not to loaf. Now, hustle
out and get yourself a drum and drum up some
business."
Number Nine hung his head and started up the
street. Whenever he stopped, the breeches whistled
loudly. When he hurried, the breeches were less
noisy.
So he hurried!
CHAPTER 8
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The Professor Ponders
PROFESSOR WOGGLEBUG, T.E., was passing out
arithmetic pills to his class in the College of
Art and Athletic Perfection. The college was situ-
ated in the blue Munchkin country, and the arith-
metic pills made the scholars bluer than ever.
"Come, now," the Professor scolded, "I invented
these pills to make arithmetic painless."
He pointed his antennae, which grew like two long
hairs out of his forehead, at his pupils.
The Professor was an extraordinary bug who had
once escaped from under a magnifying glass. He
had forever kept his magnified condition, and was
many times bigger than an ordinary bug. Because
he had learned a great deal while living under the
fireplace in a schoolroom, he had given himself the
degree of T.E., or Thoroughly Educated.
The Professor was reaching into a bottle of history
pills.
"WHOA!" sounded outside the window. There was
a clattering of hooves on the college steps.
The Professor hastily distributed alphabet blocks
"Mind your P's and Q's while I examine the cause
of this unseemly disturbance," he said in his dignified
voice.
Just then through the door clattered the Saw-
horse of Oz carrying Jack Pumpkinhead, who had
a note in his hand.
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The scholars stood up to give the college yell of
welcome:
"Nix, nox
Wear your sox;
Take a pill
When your brain is still.
Punpkinhead, Pumpkinhead-Rah! Rah! Rah!"
Jack nodded and grinned back at all of them.
"Good morning, Jack Pumpkinhead," said the Pro-
fessor when the cheer was ended. "Is that note for
me?"
Jack Pumpkinhead kept on smiling. He did not
stop smiling, for the smile was carved in his head.
"Yes. Queen Ozma sent it to you."
The Professor took the note, and while he was
reading it, a scholar held out some leaves from a
book for the Sawhorse to eat. But the wooden animal
refused, "No, thank you. I'm never hungry."
The Professor finished the note and said to the
class, "I must go immediately to the Royal Palace.
My enlightenment is needed on a matter in which
Queen Ozma is in the dark. Take a dose of history
pills, and then you are free to use the athletic equip-
ment."
He pointed to a fat little girl with blue pigtails.
"You, Alma Mater, will report any backsliding."
The Professor gathered up his papers, his spec-
tacles, and his cane, and mounted the Sawhorse
behind Jack Pumpkinhead.
"Giddyup!" ordered Jack, and the Sawhorse gal-
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loped out.
They reached the palace, and the Sawhorse dashed
directly through the halls to Ozma's throne room.
The walls of this room were of gold, with silver
panels, inlaid with precious emeralds, rubies, and
diamonds. The floor was a soft emerald green, and
the throne was a solid carved emerald.
On the throne sat Queen Ozma, clothed in shining
white, with the green OZ crown as her only orna-
ment. At her feet crouched two magnificent beast--
the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger. And close
to her throne were her friends, Princess Dorothy, the
Scarecrow, King of the Munchkins, the Tin Wood wood-
man, Emperor of the Winkies, and Glinda the Good
Sorceress, Ruler of the Quadlings.
As the Professor climbed down, the Sawhorse and
Jack Pumpkinhead departed.
"Greetings, Professor Wogglebug," Ozma said. "I
have summoned you and all the rulers of the coun-
tries of Oz. I need your advice about an election
be held in Oz. The only ruler who cannot be present
is JoKing of the Gillikins."
The Professor put on his spectacles and his most
important expression.
"Hum, hum," he said wisely.
Ozma went on, "I have been Queen of Oz a long
time. It is only fair to let the people decide whether
they want me to continue. Therefore I am holding
an election."
The Wogglebug interrupted. "Your Majesty, ac-
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cording to my latest dictionary, there is no such
word. What you undoubtedly mean to hold is an
ozlection."
The Tin Woodman and the Scarecrow got to their
feet.
"We stand corrected," they said together.
Ozma continued, "I have invited Jenny Jump to
run against me. And now you must help me plan the
other details of this ozlection."
"Ahem, humph!" The Wogglebug again brought
attention to himself. "This will be the most im-
portant event of Your Majesty's reign. Only those
of man age should vote. I shall be glad to man-age
the ozlection for you."
"Very well, you be my ozlection man-ager," Ozma
said. "But the children must be allowed to vote, also,
or they'll feel bad. They could have little votes."
Dorothy got up from her chair and moved closer to
the Cowardly Lion. She began curling his mane as
she listened.
"What shall we use for votes?" Ozma said, look-
ing around at everyone.
"Umbrellas," said the Scarecrow. "They'd keep us
safe from an unwelcome reign."
"No," objected the Professor, "some people have
more than one umbrella, and a person can have
only one vote."
"Well, I'll have to think harder," said the Scare-
crow, and turned his face to the wall. He thought so
hard that the straw bulged out of his head.
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"Noses," the Tin Woodman said. "They're easy to
count."
Glinda the Good smiled at the Tin Woodman. "We
who are made out of flesh cannot take off our noses
like you, Nick Chopper," she said.
The Hungry Tiger looked up, licked his chops, and
said, "A pile of meat noses might fill me up for once.
But my conscience would not let me spoil the ozlec-
tion by eating the votes. So I'd be obliged to remain
hungry," he ended sadly.
"Couldn't we use wisdom teeth?" asked Princess
Dorothy. "They would prevent us from making a
foolish choice."
"No, no!" cried the Professor. "Some people's teeth
are false, and this is to be an honest ozlection." He
thought so hard that his antennae wriggled. Then
he said, "We want the people to throw their SOLES
into the matter, and to use their RIGHTS. There-
fore I conclude that each person's RIGHT SHOE
shall be his vote."
"Excellent, Professor Wogglebug," said Ozma,
beaming. "Then it's settled. Tomorrow the Town
Crier will cry the ozlection through the Emerald City
and all the countries of Oz."
"This is the greatest event that ever ozcurred in
our land," said the Professor solemnly.
Glinda the Good began to unlace her right shoe.
"Ozma, I want to cast my vote for you right now."
Saying this, Glinda placed her dainty red shoe be-
side the throne. Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Tin
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Woodman took off their right shoes and placed them
beside Glinda's.
"Let me warn you," the Professor said suddenly,
"that living in the Sandy Waste outside Oz is a spe-
cies of spineless sponges known as Heelers. They
feed chiefly on votes. When these creatures learn of
the ozlection, they may try to break into the Emerald
City and carry off the votes."
"Jack Pumpkinhead shall keep the votes safe in
the ozoplane in which he lives. And the Sawhorse,
who never sleeps, shall help Jack to guard the votes,"
declared Ozma.
The Wogglebug bowed before Ozma and backed
his way to the door.
"If there is no further need of my talents, I shall
return to my college. I must write a book about the
reign of Ozma the Great up to the ozlection. For
afterward, we don't know who our Ruler will be!"
CHAPTER 9
Whistlebreeches Scraps
NEW STYLES, fresh styles, styles for every
taste!"
Number Nine came down Celery Street shouting
at the top of his voice.
"Visit Jenny Jump's Style Shop. Hot styles, cool
styles, styles for all the family and the pets!"
The office boy was working well. He had been
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working since early this morning, and it was time
he had a rest. If he returned to his Uncle's house
without letting Jenny see him, he might take a long,
sweet nap.
His Uncle's business of emerald cutting was dull,
for there was no place left in all the city to put a
single emerald. So his Uncle spent his time walking
about the city and admiring the emeralds he had al-
ready cut. The house would be empty, and Number
Nine thought he could enjoy his sleep undisturbed.
He had forgotten that his whistlebreeches wouldn't
let him sleep.
"Ho hum!" he yawned, turning into Pudding Place,
where his Uncle's house stood. As soon as his steps
slowed, the breeches began to whistle. The slower he
went, the louder they whistled. By the time he
reached his Uncle's house, the breeches sounded like
the fire injins' sirens.
Just as Number Nine turned in at the gate, some-
one caught him by the shoulder and swung him
around. Number Nine saw the Town Crier, a sad-
looking, red-nosed man. Tears were dripping off the
end of the Crier's long nose and splashing on his
vest. His shoulders were shaking with his sobs.
"Stop that noise! You're interfering with an officer
of the law," he shouted. "Whistlebreeches, can't you
be quiet so I can do my crying in peace? I have an
important message from Ozma to cry to the people."
"My name isn't Whistlebreeches, you old tear
jerker!" the boy said rudely. His pants were going
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full blast.
The Crier's voice rose to a wail. "Stop it, I say.
For 811 years, no one in Oz has made more noise
than I. I'll be blowed if I'll let your silly whistle-
breeches make more noise now!"
He started to whimper, but found it hard work.
"I'm expected to work from eight in the morning
until seven at night. I'm not going to lose my job
for any clap-trap pair of pants. You don't seem to
understand that you are ruining my business."
Now the Crier's tears came so fast they formed
a pool around his feet. The whistlebreeches were
going like mad, and a crowd of people had gathered
around. The Town Crier, seeing what a large audi-
ence he had, couldn't blubber a blub. His face broke
into a broad smile. Then, realizing what a mistake he
had made, he burst into a hard fit of sobbing.
"Hear ye, hear ye!" he moaned and wailed. "Her-
boo-hoo-ho~Majesty, Ozma---oh, ahz, woe is me--
announces an ozlection. Get out and give your right
shoe for the one who shall rule for the next thou-
sand years! Ahzme! Oh, my!"
A river of tears was flowing away from the Town
Crier. Never before had he wept so well. He had to
make up for the forbidden smile.
The Town Crier and the whistlebreeches were mak-
ing such a racket that Number Nine knew it was
hopeless to take a nap. It was better to return to
Jenny's Style Shop and steal a few winks when Jenny
wasn't looking.
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The Crier kept crying, and the boy shouted even
louder.
"Fresh styles! Cool styles!" As he hurried along,
the breeches grew quiet.
Number Nine drew close to the wall of the Public
Gardens. In one section of the gardens grew living
flowers. In another, the animal-plants were kept
chained within an enclosure.
The care of these gardens was one of the great
pleasures of the city people. Many of them gave
their entire lives to it. Travelers from distant parts
of Oz came here to get seeds or slips of the flowers
and baby animal-plants, which they carried away to
plant in their own gardens. The goose-berries were
popular with these travelers. Mountaineers carried
away dandy-lions and tiger-lilies. But nobody wanted
the pretty skunk-cabbage.
"It would be a lot of fun to walk on top of the
wall, instead of in the crowded street," thought Num-
ber Nine. A vine was growing on the wall. The boy
seized the vine and began climbing. His breeches
whistled in protest.
"This is better," he said, as he reached the top
and looked down into the living flower garden.
Here the dew-berries kept the other plants moist,
and the umbrella plants kept them shaded. Toad
stools offered rest to drooping violets. Maiden fern
smiled and chatted with her friends, the daisies, the
roses, and the lilac. The spy-rea peeped through the
sham-rocks and reported everything it saw. The blue
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bells made a soft music that kept the gardeners
dozing.
This garden was peaceful and enchanted compared
with the noisy plot where the animal-plants were
kept. Number Nine got more fun out of watching the
animal-plants. He walked along the wall until he
could see these strange creatures.
He could see the tiger-lilies pulling at their flower
chains, and he heard the snap-dragons snapping at
the cow-slips, who paid no attention, but went on
grazing. The goose-berries were honking and hissing.
The bull-rushes were charging at the horse-radishes,
and the dandy-lions, having beautified themselves
with cocks-combs, were strutting before the pussy-
willows. Dogtooth violets and larkspur were fighting
a bloody battle.
When the animal-plants heard the whistlebreeches
they roared, shrieked, and spat in anger. Number
Nine, fearing that they would snap their chains
and come at him, began to run.
"Whistlebreeches, Whistlebreeches,
Runs as though he had the itches!"
Number Nine stopped and looked around. "who
said that?" he demanded.
"I was the one to shout it,
What'll you do about it?"
The boy looked up. A tree grew beside the wall,
and out of the branches peeped Scraps, the Patch-
work Girl. Her shoebutton eyes were gleaming
merrily, and her red velvet tongue stuck out at
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the boy.
"Want to fight?
I say, all right!"
she taunted.
Number Nine did not feel like fighting Scraps. He
knew what a good boxer she was. He drew himself
up with dignity and said, "I'm a business man. I
must get back to work."
The breeches gave a loud blast. Number Nine
slid down the vine. He watched Scraps to see what
she would do. Scraps dropped from the tree to the
wall. She found a shadow and began boxing with it.
"Oh, oh," said Number Nine, "she'll come after
me next."
He turned and began running.
"What makes him run away from me?
Perhaps he doubts my sanity!"
chanted Scraps from above. Turning a few cart-
wheels on the high wall, she leaped lightly to the
ground and was after the boy, shouting gayly at him,
"He flies like a thistle,
Hey, gimme a whistle!"
Number Nine could see her somersaulting after
him. Jenny's Style Shop now seemed the safest place
in Oz. He ran harder, dodging the crowd, bumping
into baby carriages, and starting the dogs chasing
after him. But Scraps kept tumbling close behind
him. Her many-colored patches of silk, velvet, ging-
ham, and calico flashed like a pinwheel.
"Whistlebreeches, stay and play,
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You can work another day!"
she called after him.
Whistlebreeches came running around the corner
of Strawberry Street and dashed into the shelter of
Jenny's Style Shop.
"Whew!" he exclaimed, wiping his face with his
sleeve. "I finally got away from that patchwork
tomboy!"
"Look out! Here she comes!" called Jenny.
Number Nine jumped just in time. Scraps came
tumbling into the shop, and somersaulted right
through the turn-style!
When the Patchwork Girl arose, she looked at her-
self in surprise. The turn-style had dressed her in
an eight-year-old boy's bathing suit! Scaps threw
out her arms to Jenny and wailed,
"Please take this horrid suit away,
And hang it on a rack;
Your office boy I'll not delay,
If you'll give my patches back."
Number Nine felt sorry for the Patchwork Girl.
"Scraps can't go out in this bathing suit," he said
to Jenny. "Everyone will laugh at her. Please give
her back her patches."
But Jenny said in a peppery tone, "This wouldn't
have happened, Whistlebreeches, if you had been
minding my business!"
Poor Scraps clutched the door with her cotton
fingers and closed her button eyes and moaned. Her
costume was too much even for her own sense of
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humor. Not one second did she waste, but shot out
of the door even faster than she had entered. She
headed straight for Jack Pumpkinhed's ozoplane.
Chapter 10
The Battle of the Houses
NO SOONER has the town crier's wails gone
over the first doorsteps of the Emerald City,
than the news of the ozlection was passed from
house to house.
The people in the streets and in the houses ran
about talking exitedly.
"Isn't Ozma going to be Queen any more?"
"Who is this Jenny Jump?"
"Why, she's just an upstart!
The questions flew back and forth like swallows,
and finally nested in the chimneys. The houses
dropped their eaves, listening, and then caught the
excitement themselves. Their gables puckered into
frowns, their windows showed their panes, and their
sills curled like snarling lips.
It made the houses angry to think that Ozma
might not be Queen after the ozlection.
But there was one house on Strawberry Street that
was smiling with delight. That was Jenny's house.
Proudly tilting its cupola, it fluttered its window
shades at the other houses, as if to say, "My tenant
may some day be Queen!"
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This made the other houses so angry that they
would have shouted, if there hadn't been a law for-
bidding them to do so.
"Crack!" The house next door had slammed its
chimney down on Jenny's house.
Promptly, Jenny's house caught up its stoop and
hurled it at the other's attic.
The shingles on the roof of the first house bristled
Bending over, it hurled its lightning rod, like a spear,
through the roof of Jenny's house, which shuddered
and pulled out the spear.
The other houses on the street began to bounce
up and down on their foundations, eager to get into
the fight.
Then a house far down the street threw a piano.
All the people went scampering into the cellars.
They knew enough to stay out of sight when the
houses were quarreling.
Jenny's house threw the piano back and pulled up
a tree and pounded the house next door. Water
pipes, sinks, garden statues, and flower pots rained
on Jenny's house. Jenny's house fought back furi-
ously and bravely.
Inside the shop, the walls were swaying, the ceil-
ing was cracking, the floor was pitching like a boat
in a storm, and the turn-style was whirling around
like a windmill.
"What is happening?" Jenny exclaimed.
Number Nine was running around the shop look-
ing for a place to hide.
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"The houses are fighting! Hide yourself, quick!"
the boy cried. Number Nine crawled under the
counter, but Jenny ran fearlessly to the door.
Going out was impossible. The air was filled with
flying rafters, beams, bricks, and glass.
"My shop will be in ruins!" Jenny exclaimed, and
her temper began to grow hot. "Stop it! Stop it!"
she shrieked at the houses. But they paid no atten-
tion to her.
"Come out, Number Nine, and help me stop this
fight!"
But the office boy refused to show his head.
"I'll get you!" she said, and dashing to the counter
she pulled him out by the seat of his whistlebreeches.
The house shook violently again. A slab of plaster
crashed down. The turn-style whirled more furi-
ously than ever.
"Go out and order those houses to stop fighting!"
Jenny commanded.
She shoved Number Nine out the door. Instead
of obeying, the boy ducked under her arm and ran
back into the shop. He went so fast, he was pitched
straight into the turn-style that kept whirling around.
Around and around went the office boy, caught in
the arms of the turn-style. His clothes changed from
whistlebreeches to overalls, to evening gown, to play
suit, to zebra skin, to clown suit.
"Help, help!" he shouted. But Jenny was too busy
and too angry to help him now. She wasn't afraid of
houses, or anything else.
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She ran out into the street. Whang! A bathtub
sailed over her head.
Squash! A brick fell in front of her..
"Ouch!" A doorknob hit her foot.
Jenny's temper went up. She got hotter and hotter
with anger. She had not been so angry since the
Leprechaun had stolen her pepper-cheese.
"Stop it! Stop it!" she screamed. With every word
she was spitting fire, fast and far. The house at
which she was screaming caught fire. In a minute,
flames were running up the steps and into the house.
The people came leaping out of the cellars.
"Fire! Fire! Fire!" they shouted.
Down the street came clanging the fire injins,
drawing a long green hose. They turned the hose
into the burning house and put out the flames.
Fortunately somebody had notified the Town Crier.
He took up a collection of handkerchiefs and then
went seriously to work. He moaned and sobbed,
shrieked and howled, while he mopped at the tears
that ran down his face. He didn't miss a single
groan.
Once he stopped and began to weep all over again
in a different key, wringing his hands.
The houses fought less and less furiously. Finally
a soft forbidden sob came from one of them and
then a half-smothered whimper. There was a deep
sighand then the piles of broken buildings began to
pull themselves together bit by bit. Each one picked
his own parts out of the litter. They set back their
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chimneys, straightened their railings and fences,
stood up their stoops, and returned every last brick
and flower-pot to its place. At last the street looked
as neat and pretty as ever.
A crowd gathered curiously before the Style Shop,
to stare at the girl who was running against Ozma
in the ozlection and had caused the houses to grow
so angry. Jenny didn't know why they were looking
at her.
She returned to her shop. There was Number
Nine, still whirling on the turn-style. Jenny pressed
some buttons and stopped it. The boy stood up,
clothed once more in his whistlebreeches.
"There is a crowd outside. Hurry, and take out
some of the latest styles and hang them on the trees
for the people to see," Jenny ordered briskly. "We
can't miss such a good chance for a Grand Opening."
CHAPTER 11
Casts Her Vote
THE FIRST person to step into the shop was
Jellia Jamb, Ozma's maid-in-waiting.
"I have a message for you from Queen Ozma,"
Jellia said. Her words were coming out of her ear.
"The ozlection has started, and right shoes are to
be the votes."
Jenny was so startled to hear Jellia talking out
of her ear, that she hardly paid attention to what
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Jellia was saying.
"You poor dear, what has sealed your lips?" Jenny
exclaimed.
"They are sewed with magic thread and cannot be
undone until Ozma's new birthday dress of cob-
webs is finished." Jellia's ear spoke sadly. "That
won't be until next year. The spiders are weaving
the thread for it now."
Number Nine came forward curiously. "How can
you tell your earaches from your toothaches?" he
asked.
Jenny waved him aside.
"Nonsense! what an old-fashioned idea. You don't
have to wait until next year," said Jenny to Jellia.
"Just bring me Ozma's last birthday dress, and we'll
see what can be done."
Jellia's eyes opened wide. "Do you think you can
undo the magic threads?" she asked disbelievingly.
"I don't know," said Jenny, "but I can try. Hurry
along."
Jellia departed and was back in a few minutes,
carrying the silver and gold birthday dress that Ozma
had worn in the parade. Jenny carried the dress to
the turn-style and laid it across the spokes. She
pressed a dozen different buttons and spun the style.
Flash! The silver and gold dress was gone, and in
its place was a most delightful dream-dress of cob-
webs and bubbles.
"Oh-h-h!" exclaimed Jellia. "Isn't it a beauty!"
Quickly she put her hand to her mouth with a cry
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of delight.
"Cake's sake! It worked! I'm talking through my
mouth!"
Jenny came close to examine Jellia's lips. The
turn-style had truly freed Jellia from the enchant-
ment. There was not a trace of the silver thread or
golden needles in the maid's mouth.
"What is that wonderful machine?" asked Jellia,
going close to the turn-style.
Jenny stepped before the turn-style. ''Never mind,''
she said. "You may take Ozma's new birthday dress
to her. I hope she likes it. Give her my thanks for
the news of the ozlection."
"How can I repay you for what you have done?"
Jellia asked.
"You can leave your vote," said Jenny promptly.
Jellia looked unwilling, but she slipped off her shoe
and hurried away.
"There! I have my first vote," said Jenny tri-
umphantly. She looked at the office boy. "And yours
can be the second. Off with your shoe!"
"First you must do me a favor," said Number Nine.
"Give me the day off."
"I cannot spare you on the day of the Grand Open-
ing. But you shall have tomorrow," Jenny promised.
Number Nine took off his right shoe and placed
it beside Jellia's in the corner. Then three women
came into the shop-a tall red Quadling, a short
purple Gillikin, and a fat yellow Winkie.
"What are these new styles?" they asked. "We
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have never had new styles in Oz before. when clothes
wear out, we make others just like them."
"That's a great pity, ladies," said Jenny in her best
sales manner. "Clothes make the man, but man
doesn't have to make his clothes. Step through the
magic turn-style. A new hair-set is given with each
costume today."
The first to go through the turn-style was the tall
red Quadling.
"I've always wanted a sea-spray dress," she said.
Jenny pressed some buttons, and zoom! The lady
came out dressed in a dazzling dress made of sea-
spray. Her hair, that had been pinned in a thick red
biscuit, was bobbed and bent in the latest style.
"My, oh, my!" squealed the Winkle and the Gilli-
kin. "Make us look like that!"
Jenny put them through the turn-style, and in a
few minutes the tall red woman, the short purple one,
and the fat yellow one were standing side by side
before the mirror. They were dressed in three differ-
ent styles of beautiful sea-spray dresses.
"We'll run out and be the first ones to show the
latest style!"
The tall lady, the short one, and the fat one started
from the shop.
"Wait!" said Jenny. "Your votes, please. For each
dress, a shoe should be left."
The three stopped long enough to take off their
shoes, and then they departed.
After them a constant stream of women, men, and
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children came pouring into the Style Shop. Every-
one who went out told a friend about the magical
turn-style, and people from all over the city kept
coming to be re-styled.
Each time, Jenny said, "In return for a style, a
shoe should be left."
The turn-style was kept busily whirling. The votes
kept piling up until there were so many that Number
Nine had to move them to the basement.
Jenny was happier than she had ever been in her
life. She was the most important person in the
Emerald City today. And, if the votes kept coming so
fast, Miss Jenny Jump might be the next Ruler
of Oz!
At the end of the day, when the shop was closed,
Jenny and the office boy went down to the basement
with a lighted candle to count the votes.
when Jenny had counted to 621, she suddenly
cried out, "Whistlebreeches, we've made a terrible
mistake! All these shoes are left shoes. We don't
have the right ones! They can't count as votes."
"I knew it all the time," the boy said. "You kept
telling the people that the shoe must be left."
"Why didn't you correct me?" said Jenny angrily.
"I didn't dare, Boss. I'm afraid of your temper."
The the office boy ran for his life, for Jenny
began throwing 621 shoes after him.
CHAPTER 12
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Jack Pumpkinhead's Concert
IT WAS early evening in the Emerald City. At the
palace, Queen Ozma and Princess Dorothy were
getting ready for the concert.
Dorothy came out of her private rooms and went
into Ozma's dressing room.
"All ready so soon?" asked Ozma, turning with a
smile.
"I hurried as fast as I could," said Dorothy. "I
am so eager to hear Jack Pumpkinhead's Glee Club
and Orchestra. Aunt Em and Uncle Henry are wait-
ing for us on the palace stairs."
Dorothy looked at Ozma's gown. Then she said,
"Isn't that a new dress, Ozma dear? I've never seen
it before."
Ozma was wearing a green and purple dress of
spun glass. With every move, it glittered as if moon-
light had been woven into it.
"Jellia and I visited Jenny Jump's new Style Shop
this afternoon," she said. "Jenny imagined this dress
for me. I like it very much. I am glad that I allowed
Jenny to use her mild form of magic."
Ozma smoothed her skirt. Jellia fastened the last
button on the gown. Then she stepped back and
looked at Ozma, holding her head on one side.
The three girls went out. When they reached the
palace stairs, they were joined by Aunt Em and
Uncle Henry. All five proceeded to Ozma's waiting
carriage. The Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger
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were harnessed to this green carriage with golden
wheels. The Cowardly Lion was wearing a white satin
ribbon in his mane, and the Hungry Tiger had a
black satin bow around his tail. Tik Tok, the coach-
man, shone with a new copper polish.
Clusters of red, yellow, purple, and blue people
were coming along the street toward the palace.
These were some of the visitors who had come in
from the four countries of Oz. They had come into
town to attend Jack Pumpkinhead's concert, and
to vote in the ozlection.
As each group reached the palace, they untied their
right shoes and cast them into a large moving van
standing near the palace stairs. Kabumpo the Ele-
phant was harnessed to this van. The van and Ka-
bumpo were gaily decorated with green and gold
streamers. Kabumpo looked a little tired. Today he
had pulled twenty-two loads of Ozma's votes from
the palace to Jack Pumpkinhead's ozoplane.
Professor Wogglebug came along the street, carry-
ing a book under his arm and swinging an empty
gallon can. When he came to Ozma's carriage, he
stopped and swept off his hat in a bow.
"Good evening, Professor," said Ozma.
"Pardon me for differing with you but it's not a
good evening at all," said the Wogglebug.
"Looks like a good evening to me," Uncle Henry
spoke up. "Fine corn-growing weather, in Kansas."
Aunt Em nudged Uncle Henry. "Henry! You know
better than to correct a professor. You forgot, this
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isn't Kansas."
The Professor bowed to Aunt Em. "I take you to
be a sensible woman, madam, who understands the
dignity of the learned professions."
Aunt Em straightened her hat and smiled proudly.
Ozma said, "Won't you get into the carriage and
come to the concert with us, Professor?"
"Hum, humph! Would love to, but can't." He held
up the empty gallon can. "I am on my way to a gas
station to get this filled with midnight oil. Then I
shall go to the Ivory Tower in the library to con-
tinue my research on the Heelers. You remember I
told you they feed on votes and may try to rob us.
This afternoon I discovered some startling new in-
formation in a book I wrote last week. If Your
Majesty will permit me, I shall read from page one
million and six."
Without waiting for an answer, the Professor put
down the can and opened his book. He leafed through
a million and five pages and then began to read.
"The Heeler is such a mean animal, that he is
hated by his own shadow. Whenever it gets a chance,
the shadow bites, kicks, or pulls the Heeler's tail.
Consequently the Heeler is afraid of his own shadow.
Therefore he comes out only in the dark, when his
shadow won't be following him. On moonless nights,
Heelers attack. BEWARE OF THE HEELERS!"
The Professor shut his book with a snap. "To-
night there will be no moon. And the Heelers are so
slippery that I fear they may slip through the barrier
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around Oz. Therefore, Your Majesty, it is NOT a
good evening! I advise you to return to the palace
and lock all the doors. The Heeler is a slippery
sneak and no magic has the slightest effect on him!"
Ozma said, "But poor Jack Pumpkinhead would be
too disappointed if we didn't come to his concert. It
has been a dull week for him, staying in his ozoplane
to guard the votes. To pass the time, he trained the
shoes to perform as a Glee Club and Orchestra. To-
night he is giving his first concert."
"Be warned, Your Majesty!" The Wogglebug stood
on the tips of his toes, and his antennae quivered.
Tik Tok turned around. "It-is-getting-late," he
tocked.
"Good night, Professor! Don't forget your can of
midnight-oil," said Ozma.
Tik Tok flapped the reins over the backs of the
Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger, but the Cow-
ardly Lion refused to move. He was crouching with
his tail over his eyes.
"I am afraid," said the Cowardly Lion. "I am
terribly afraid of the Heelers. If I should see one, I'd
faint!"
"If we blindfold you, you won't see anything to be
afraid of," suggested Dorothy.
She got down from the carriage and tied her hand-
kerchief across his eyes.
"That's better," said the Cowardly Lion.
"Can these Heelers be eaten?" the Hungry Tiger
wanted to know.
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Ozma replied, "The Professor once said that they
are only sponges."
"Ugh! I would rather go hungry," said the Tiger.
The team trotted off, drawing the carriage. Soon
they arrived at a large pumpkin field at the edge of
the city, where the concert was to be held. It was
to be an open-air concert. In the soft green twilight,
the people could be seen sitting on hundreds of
pumpkins that grew in the field. Beside each person
sat a cat, held by a leash. The cats had been brought
because they could see in the dark and were to lead
their masters home after the concert.
In one corner of the pumpkin field stood Jack
Pumpkinhead's ozoplane. It was being used as the
stage for the concert. This ozoplane was last year's
model. It had been invented and built by the Wizard
of Oz, who gave it to Ozma. When the new year's
model was made, the old ozoplane was given to Jack
Pumpkinhead.
The shoes were gathered in a half-circle near the
ozoplane. The Sawhorse stood patiently near the
door of the ozoplane, guarding the rest of the shoes
inside. The musical shoes were tuning up for the
concert. Jack Pumpkinhead stood before them, hold-
ing a soundproof bag filled with their squeaks and
broken chords. As any last-minute squeak came from
a shoe, Jack caught it and stuffed it into the bag.
When Ozma, Dorothy, Jellia, Aunt Em, and Uncle
Henry had seated themselves on pumpkins in the
front row, Jack Pumpkinhead waved a golden-rod
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and announced, "The first number by our Orchestra
and Glee Club is Shoeman's Sonata. I hope you will
not find our work slip-shod."
From the shoe horns came the opening notes. The
shoe strings soon joined in, strumming solefully.
Then the Glee Club waggled their tongues and began
to sing. As the first number ended, applause broke
out over the pumpkin field.
Next was Shoebert's Serenade. Then a riding boot
Played a solo, "A-hunting We Will Go." The Glee
Club offered "0 Dem Golden Slippers," and it was
so well liked that the audience clapped and whistled.
Out in the pumpkin field it was growing so dark
that the colors of the people could no longer be seen.
The hundreds of cat eyes glowed like emeralds.
Ozma bent toward Dorothy and whispered, "It's
getting so dark, I can't help thinking of the Pro-
fessor's warning."
Just then a terrific screaming came from the oppo-
site end of the city. The audience jumped up and
began to run about in fright.
"what is happening in the city?" they cried.
"Run, everyone!" called Ozma. "It's the Heelers.
They've broken through the city gate!"
CHAPTER 13
Beware of the Heelers!"
WHILE Ozma and hundreds of her people were
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at the concert, the Guardian of the Gate was
dozing in his tower above the city wall. It had been
a busy day. Many people in the city had not cast
their votes. They would wait until the last day. But
those who lived outside the city had wanted to vote
early, lest they lose their chance. Their right shoes
Were piled in the ozoplane, guarded by the Sawhorse.
Most of the city people still had both shoes.
The old Guardian was tired. "No more voters will
come this late," he said to himself, "so I think I'll
take a little snooze."
He closed his eyes and promptly fell asleep.
At this very hour, from the Shifting Sands beyond
the Munchkin country, was coming a procession of
slinking creatures. They were the Heelers! They
had got wind of the ozlection. Right shoes, they had
heard, would be votes. There would be plenty of
votes for their greedy snouts.
As soon as it was dark, they had set out for the
Emerald City. Already they had crossed the Munch-
kin country, where, pushing their ugly Snouts
through every window, they searched for the
shoes. Those Munchkins who were not at the con-
cert were asleep in their beds, and did not hear
soft movements of the thieves.
Onward toward the Emerald City the procession
was creeping. It was so dark that there were
shadows, and the Heelers felt brave. Nevertheless
they walked with a cringing stoop. They walked on
their heels, with their toes sticking up and their
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snouts feeling along the ground. Their snouts had
funnel openings for sucking in votes, on which these
monsters lived. The heels of their four feet were so
run over that their legs were bowed. Their eyes were
oily and shifting. Their bodies were shapeless and
sodden sponges, with short tails. They were color-
less, except for their leader, who had a green back.
The rest of the Heelers kept after this green back,
as if it were a magnet, drawing them.
When the Heelers reached the gate of the Emerald
City, their leader ordered a dozen of them to form
a living ladder against the wall. This was done by
one Heeler getting on the shoulders of another, a
third standing on the second, a fourth standing on
him, and so on, until the top of the wall was reached.
The highest Heeler climbed onto the wall, and,
dragging himself on his worn-down heels, he came to
the tower. The Guardian of the Gate was peacefully
snoring. The Heeler poked his wet snout through
the window of the tower. He wriggled it along the
floor until he found the Guardian's right foot. Fast-
ening down the funnel end of his snout, he sucked:
SHLUSH! SHLUSH! The shoe slid off the Guard-
ian's foot and into the Heeler's stomach. The
Guardian kept on snoring!
Then the Heeler slunk down the tower steps inside
the city and opened the gate for the others. There
Was a rush of dark shapes into the Emerald City.
Their bodies slithered along every street, and their
snouts poked into every open window, sucking in the
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shoes. The houses had been sleeping quietly. They
awakened, drew back in disgust, and slammed their
windows shut; but it was too late. The Heelers had
already stolen the votes!
Sir Hokus, the armor-clad knight of Oz, had left
the concert early and he was being led home by his
cat. He was taking a short cut through Pancake
Park, when suddenly he saw something move before
him. The cat arched its back and began to spit.
Then the terrified animal broke its leash and sprang
up a tree. Sir Hokus reached for his sword and
cried out, "Oz bodkins! Who goes there? Friend
or foe?"
The shape at which he had shouted moved closer.
Sir Hokus could hear a slobbery breathing in
grass around his feet. The good knight struck out
with his sword.
"Have at you!" he cried. "Are you a dragon
'Tis a long time since I've fought one!"
Slash, slash, went his sword through the air.
Suddenly Sir Hokus went sprawling on his back
5omething funnel4ike had knocked him over.
"Help! Ho!" cried the knight, as he felt the funnel
close around his right foot and begin to suck at it.
He felt the rivets that held the iron shoe to his armor
begin to break. "The Heelers! The Heelers!" he
cried.
From every side the cry was taken up. "The
Heelers! The Heelers!" screamed the people, running
to find safety where they could.
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The Heelers sprang at them, knocking them down
and sucking off their right shoes! No one was really
hurt, but everyone was frightened. The air was
filled with screams, barking, babies' cries, and the
hoggish SHLUSH! SHLUSH! of wet snouts.
People, running in the darkness, bumped together
and fell, rolling in the street. When they picked
themselves up, they were unharmed, except for
the loss of one shoe. But they kept running and
screaming.
In Pancake Park, the Heeler that had attacked
Sir Hokus was coughing and choking on the knight's
iron shoe. It had caught in his throat, where it
rasped like a file. Sir Hokus got to his feet shouting,
"I'll pinion thee beneath my blade!"
He thrust his sword at the choking shape, but the
Heeler slithered away in the darkness. Sir Hokus
hopped after him, in his one shoe.
Down on Strawberry Street, Jenny and Whistle-
breeches were just finishing counting the day's votes
in the basement.
"If we hurry, we can get to the concert before
it is over," Jenny was saying to Whistlebreeches.
"Ho, hum!" yawned the office boy. "This over-
time work is wearing me out. Music hath charms,
but give me my sleep. Ho, hah, hum!" He yawned
and stretched his arms.
Jenny stopped counting and held up her head.
"Do you hear some screaming?" she said.
The sleepy boy jumped up, instantly wide awake.
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"I certainly do! Something terrible is happening.
Let's hide in the coal bin!"
"Who's afraid?" asked Jenny, starting up the
basement stairs. "I'm going out and see what's
the--YEEOW! WHAT'S THAT?"
A dozen Heelers were sliding down the stairs.
Number Nine jumped into the coal bin and covered
himself with coal.
"Get out of here!" Jenny yelled. A long snout was
reaching for her right foot. She gave the snout a
kick, but her right foot was caught. Jenny pulled
and pulled. "Let go!" she screamed. But her foot
was held fast in the snout. When at last she pulled
it free, the shoe was gone.
The Heelers rushed past her and with disgusting
grunts and snorts fell to eating the pile of votes.
SHLUSH! SHLUSH! SHLUSH!
"I must go and warn Ozma," thought Jenny.
Stealing around the busy Heelers, she ran up the
stairs and out to the street. It was completely dark,
and hundreds of shapes seemed to be rolling around
her. Several Heelers sniffed at her shoeless right
foot and slunk away. Jenny ran, pushing her way
through the crowd, toward the pumpkin field, where
she knew Ozma was.
The Heelers had now eaten all the right shoes in
the city and were poking their snouts in all the cor-
ners and vacant lots. They were coming closer to
the pumpkin field. Jenny was running as hard as
she could, but it seemed that she would never get
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there. Then she remembered her fairy foot.
"Leaping Leprechauns! I can be there in a
bounce!" She stopped running and stamped down
on her fairy foot, and went sailing through the dark-
ness, right into the pumpkin field.
She came down close to Ozma, just in time to hear
the Queen say, "Dorothy, Jellia, Aunt Em, and Uncle
Henry, jump into the carriage, quickly! We must
dash back and ask Professor Wogglebug how to
handle the Heelers, since our magic will have no
Ieffect on them."
"Your Highness, it's too late!" Jenny cried. "The
Heelers are right on the edge of the pumpkin field
now!"
"Mercy sakes! What shall we do?" exclaimed
Aunt Em.
The people around Ozma were crying, "Save us!
Save us, gracious Queen!" And the clatter of
Sawhorse's hooves could be heard as the wooden
animal began galloping around in excitement an
calling, "Help! Thieves!"
Ozma was close to tears. "If only there were some
light," she said. "Then the Heelers' shadows would
come out. The professor said that Heelers are afraid
of their shadows."
From the far edge of the pumpkin field a few
screams came.
"They are already attacking the audience!" cried
Dorothy. "Quick, Ozma, think of something!"
"I shall command the Cowardly Lion to roar. That
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ought to hold them off for a few minutes," Ozma
said. Stepping forward to where the carriage stood,
Ozma placed her hand on the head of the blindfolded
Cowardly Lion.
"Dear friend, roar as you have never roared
before!"
"What's the matter?" asked the Cowardly Lion,
beginning to shake with fear.
"Don't worry. Just roar as loudly as you can."
The Cowardly Lion opened his mouth and gave a
tremendous roar. It was heard in the farthest cor-
Ilers of the city. The cries and screams stopped.
Ozma turned to Jenny. "Could you jump to the
palace gardens?"
"Oh, yes," said Jenny.
"Then you can save us," said Ozma. "Jump to the
gardens, wake the firefly fairies, and tell them to
light up the whole city as brightly as in the after-
noon, when the shadows are long."
With a bounce of her magic foot, Jenny was off.
The Cowardly Lion kept roaring, but the screams
had begun again. The cunning Heelers had seen that
no harm came from these roars.
"Can't you roar louder?" Ozma said to the Cow-
ardly Lion.
"Are you sure there's nothing wrong?" asked the
Cowardly Lion. "If I thought there was danger close
by, I would faint!"
"Don't think of danger. Just roar as loudly as you
can," replied Ozma.
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"Oh, look! There, by the palace!" exclaimed Jellia.
Everyone looked upward. Far off, a path of light
was rising from the ground and streaming over the
city. The air became bright with the lanterns of a
million trillion firefly fairies. There was a constant
stream coming from the palace garden. The river
of light came toward the pumpkin field. The field
became as bright as dawn.
In the new light, Ozma, Dorothy, and the rest saw
the horde of Heelers stop in their hunt and look be-
hind them. Their shadows were growing! The
Heelers began to shiver and whine with fright. The
firefly fairies kept flying about, lighting up the air,
and the shadows kept growing larger and larger.
Soon they were larger than the Heelers! Then the
shadows flung themselves upon the Heelers, biting
them, yanking their tails, chewing their ears and
snouts. The Heelers bellowed with pain and fright.
They turned and went racing toward the city gate.
Their shadows, in hot pursuit, drove them forward
and through the gate.
Not a single Heeler was left in the Emerald City!
Then through the air came Jenny, returning to
the pumpkin patch.
"Well done!" cried Ozma, putting her arms around
Jenny.
Jenny smiled with pleasure at this embrace, and
then suddenly she began to weep.
"They ate up all my votes!"
"Never mind," said Ozma. "Professor Wogglebug
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will think of some other way to vote. Shoes won't
count after this. I'll let Jack Pumpkinhead keep my
votes for his Glee Club."
Jenny felt better. She smiled. "That's good of you,
Ozma. You have enough votes now to win this oz-
lection."
"Oh, no," said Ozma. "If I won now, the ozlection
would be ended. And the people are enjoying it so
much!"
The shoes that had run in fright and hidden in the
ozoplane now came out and gathered up their pieces
and instruments. The Sawhorse once more stationed
itself near the ozoplane door. From all parts of the
pumpkin field, the audience were leading their cats
homeward. Jack Pumpkinhead took a bow before
the empty seats.
Ozma said, "Jenny, you must ride home with us
in the carriage."
Jenny and the royal party got into the carriage,
and Tik Tok drove them to the palace. When all
dismounted, Dorothy took her handkerchief from the
eyes of the Cowardly Lion.
"Now," she said, "we want to thank you for your
brave deed."
"What brave deed?" asked the Cowardly Lion in
surprise.
"Your splendid roars frightened back the Heelers,
who were ready to jump upon us."
"What! Were the Heelers there all the time I was
roaring?"
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"Right next to us!" said Dorothy.
There was a thud. The Cowardly Lion had fainted!
Now the firefly fairies were returning to the palace
gardens. The city was darkening once more. As the
last person went through the city gate, the old Guard-
ian awoke, looked out on the Land of Oz, and said
to himself, "My, what a peaceful night this has
been!"
CHAPTER 14
An Unexpected Visitor
NUMBER NINE'S Uncle, the emerald cutter,
was sitting before his window and admiring
an emerald that he had cut four months ago. There
was nothing more for him to do. He had inlaid
every walk and gatepost in the city with emeralds.
Since there was no more work, he sat around and
got very lazy.
He no longer even prepared the meals, and Num-
ber Nine was late for work many mornings because
he had to fix breakfast for himself and his uncle.
This morning, Number Nine stood before the stove,
turning the pecan pancakes. His eyes were half
open, and he was yawning as he worked. Finally
he said, "Breakfast--ready!"
He brought the coffee pot to the table and began
pouring his Uncle's coffee. Only water came from
the pot.
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"You forgot to put in the coffee grounds," his
Uncle said. "But it's too much bother to do that.
We'll just drink hot water this morning."
At last Number Nine started for Jenny's Style
Shop. "Goodbye, Uncle!" He was already twenty
minutes late. His breeches had begun to whistle. He
would have to run all the way, or Jenny's temper
would boil.
"If only Jenny were younger," thought Number
Nine, "she would think more about playing and less
about working."
As he was walking up Pudding Place, he saw a
street magician pulling rabbits out of his hat. Num-
ber Nine stopped. The magician was a dapper little
man with ruddy cheeks and twinkling eyes. He wore
a high checkered silk hat. When he saw Number
Nine, he pulled a fruit cake out of his hat, broke it
in two, and offered half to the boy, saying, "Just
a little magic snack between friends. What do you
say?" As he spoke, the magician examined the boy's
whistlebreeches. "These breeches of yours look like
real hand-made magic. I ought to know. I'm a bit
of an expert in that line, myself!"
"I don't know much about magic," answered Num-
ber Nine. "But I can take you to my Boss. She
knows a lot. I can't see how she does it. She is from
New Jersey, U.S.A."
"Well, well, well! New Jersey, eh? My, my!
U.S.A.!" exclaimed the magician. "Not long ago I
smelled some trouble coming from New Jersey. I'd
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like to meet your Boss, and get just such a pair of
whistlebreeches as yours-for mornings, you under-
stand. In fact, for such a morning as this. Come
along!"
Off they went, toward the Style Shop. The boy was
thankful that his breeches simmered down while they
walked, for he noticed that many people bowed low
to his new friend.
Meanwhile, in the Style Shop, Jenny was pacing
back and forth. She was dressed in a shining peach
colored creation she had designed herself. "That
boy! An hour late!" she exclaimed in a huff. She
glanced at the moon-faced clock. The clock was
friendly to the office boy and always did its best to
help him escape Jenny's temper.
When Jenny looked away, the clock began pushing
its hands backward, until it had gone back to the
time when Number Nine was due to arrive each
morning.
Jenny set to work making more display styles to
hang on the trees outside. She unrolled a bolt of
sunset cloth and ran her fairy finger over it this
way and that, watching the material fall apart in
the pattern of an evening gown. As she was work-
ing, she looked up at the clock and said, "Well, how
late is he now?"
It was an hour earlier than it had been before!
"What !" exclaimed Jenny to the clock. "Are you
trying to cover up that lazy boy's lateness again?
I've been put out enough! Now you are going to be
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Put out!"
Jenny pointed her finger toward the door.
"Get down from that wall. Go and run somewhere
else!"
The kindly clock slid off the wall and marched out
of the door. It stopped long enough for its gong to
Sound a loud BONG! Then it crossed the street to
the bakery, climbed up a wall there, and hung it-
self on a friendly nail. It then set its hands to the
correct time and continued to tick away as if nothing
had happened.
Into the Style Shop trotted Number Nine, with the
magician behind him. Snatching a dust cloth, the
boy began to whistle and work, keeping his face
turned away from Jenny's angry eyes.
The magician began poking around the shop, ex-
amining everything. Jenny looked away from the
office boy and watched to see what this little man
would do. He was too inquisitive for her liking.
"I am busy," she said snappishly. "If you don't
want any new styles, please don't take up my time."
The magician spun around on his toe.
"Ho, ho,
what a temper!" he said. "I've come for some whistlebreeches."
He pointed to Number Nine's.
"Like those."
"We're out of that pattern. It's last week's style.
We don't make them any more," Jenny said crossly.
"My, my, isn't that too bad! I guess I'll have to
make a pair for myself!" With this, the mysteious
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little man slipped past Jenny, made a few magic
passes in the air before the turn-style, and walked
calmly into it.
Jenny's face got redder and redder. She was al-
most boiling with anger. The boy watched his Boss
and edged closer and closer to the door. When the
little man came through the turn-style, sure enough,
he had on a pair of loud whistlebreeches. But his
had improvements. This pair had eight notes in-
stead of four, and cute little shut-off stops like
mufflers on each whistle.
"A later model," the little man said quietly to
Jenny, as he took Number Nine by the arm. "I want
to have a talk with your office boy. I'll send him
back in a little while."
Saying this, the magician led Number Nine out
of the shop and up the street toward the palace.
As they walked, the two pairs of whistlebreeches
played a harmonious tune. This greatly amused the
magician.
"Rather an interesting Boss you have. If her face
weren't so cross, it would be nice looking."
"Yes," said the boy. "And if she were younger,
she would think more of playing and less of work-
ing."
"Do you want her to be your age--about twelve?'
asked the magician.
Number Nine said eagerly, "Yes, indeed!"
"Well, I'll see what can be done about it when I
have the time. Leave everything to me! Goodbye."
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They had reached the grand entrance of the
palace. "Goodbye," said Whistlebreeches, and he
turned back toward the Style Shop.
The little man entered the palace and ran nimbly
up the first flight of stairs. Then he stopped, made a
few passes in the air, and next moment he was
standing in the middle of his own laboratory at the
top of the palace.
"Now, let me see. Jenny has a godfather, and I
think he should be summoned at a time like this."
Going to a table, the little man laid down his high
checkered hat and picked up a piece of paper and a
pencil. On the paper he wrote in large letters:
SIKO POMPUS
Then he made more magic passes in the air over the
paper.
"Now, I shall call the roll," he said, and he pro-
ceeded to roll up the paper. Holding it to his mouth,
he called through it, "Hi, Siko Pompus!"
"Present!" answered a voice.
Standing in the open window was the Leprechaun.
his blue eyes danced merrily, and his bushy beard
shone red. "Hello, Wizard, I heard ye callin'."
He thrust his foot and a hairy hand downward and
leaped lightly to the ground. Then he stood, even
smaller than a gnome, but quick and good natured.
"Hello, Siko," the Wizard greeted him gladly. "I
called you because I want to talk to you about Jenny
Jump, your godchild."
"Oh, shure !" said the Leprechaun in his Irish
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brogue. "'Twas her I gave fairy eyes and fingers,
and ears and a foot. For she let me have all her
pepper-cheese. But I know it's disgracin' me she is."
The tiny man shook his head and sighed. "Her
temper, now, is a wonder! To tell ye the real truth,
she got beyond me control!"
"How would it be," asked the Wizard, "if I turned
her age back a few years, and made her about
eleven?"
"Go ahead! It's a good thing to do. Shure, an'
she'll lose her fairy gifts, though, for I hadn't given
'em to her when she was eleven. She'll be better off
without 'em. I'll keep 'em and give 'em back to her
when she's afther learnin' to hold in her temper,"
said the Leprechaun.
"All right, Siko. Now she is too nasty tempered
to be even a part-fairy."
"Shure, an' it's right ye are, Wizard," said Siko
Pompus. "Will that be all you'll be wantin' today?"
"Yes. And now I have much to do," said the
Wizard. "Come again, sometime!"
"That I will. Goodbye to ye!" The Leprechaun
jumped to the window and, leaping into the air,
vanished.
CHAPTER 15
The Ozoplane Soars
WELL, Jenny, aren't you ever going to give me
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a day off, as you promised in return for my
vote?" Number Nine asked Jenny.
"I don't see why I should," said Jenny crossly
"The votes no longer count."
"Nevertheless," argued the boy, "you must keep
your promise. I want to take the day off and go
gold-fishing."
"Oh, very well! Since I promised, I suppose I
shall have to let you go," said Jenny. The boy
skipped happily out of the Style Shop. When he was
gone, Jenny said, "I think it's time Ozma declared
another way to vote. If we are going to have an
ozlection, there is no need to waste time."
Since she was alone in the shop, she decided to
make herself a new dress. She went to the turn-
style, studied the buttons with care, and slowly
pressed several. When she went through, she came
out wearing a dahlia print with long, slender petals.
"I wonder if it's becoming," thought Jenny, and
she stepped up to a mirror. When she saw herself,
she gave an exclamation of surprise.
"Is the mirror playing tricks on me, like that
clock? Or is it my imagination? For I certainly look
younger!"
She ran to another mirror, and then to a third.
Every mirror showed her the same younger-looking
girl. She studied herself for a long time. The
freckles were coming back to her face, her cheeks
were growing rounder, and her dress, that would
have fitted perfectly before the Wizard's visit, was
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now two sizes too big.
"I must make myself another dress," she thought,
and went to the turn-style. "I think I'll make it a
cool dress, and go find Whistlebreeches and spend
the afternoon fishing with him. I don't feel too old
for that, now."
Jenny went through the turn-style and came out
dressed in a dress of silver fish scales. In her hand
was a rod and reel.
Someone was coming through the door. "Oh, dear
a customer, just when I feel that pleasure comes be-
fore business," thought Jenny.
A red Quadling man, square bodied, with a box
shaped head and box-shaped hands and feet, came
up to Jenny. His square shoes were covered with
bright red mud, and he was spattered all over with
red smears. As he walked, he left square tracks of
mud on Jenny's clean floor.
"I am a Boxer," he began. "I am looking for a
job. Do you need any help?"
"You have come to the wrong place," said Jenny
huffily. "This is no gymnasium! And anyway, who
would hire you, looking like a mud-lark? Better get
yourself some new clothes."
Jenny took the Boxer's square red arm and pulled
him toward the turn-style. He giggled as he stepped
through it. He giggled even more when he saw
himself wrapped in a slick, dazzling suit of cello-
phane. Each of his box parts was neatly wrapped.
The Boxer stepped up to the mirror.
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"Say," he said, "I look flashy enough to put on a
public boxing match. Do you know where I can get
someone to fight me? I fight very squarely."
"A boxing match? Better find someone made of
match boxes. The only boxer I know is Scraps, and
she's made of patches," said Jenny.
"Where can I find her?"
"She is usually over in the pumpkin patch with
Jack Pumpkinhead. I was just going to the river
That is beyond the pumpkin patch. You may walk
along with me."
The Boxer backed slowly from the mirror. "I
guess nobody could call me a mud-lark now, eh?" he
said, admiring himself as long as Jenny's patience
held out.
Jenny said, "There won't be anything left of that
beautiful suit when Scraps pitches into you! Now,
come along."
She hurried out to Strawberry Street, the Quad-
ling Boxer walking beside her. They crossed Banana
Boulevard and passed the Great Crystal Banquet
Hall. A sign in the window read:
HEAD WAITER WANTED
"There's a job!" the Boxer said eagerly. He
stopped, looked down at his cellophane suit, and
added, "Did you say that Scraps girl would spoil my
new clothes?"
"She'll punch them full of holes!" said Jenny.
"Then goodbye!" said the Boxer. "A cellophane
suit will get me the job of Head Waiter in the Crystal
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Banquet Hall."
The Boxer giggled and pranced lightly into the
banquet hall. Jenny went on. Before she came to
the river, she had to cross the pumpkin patch. As
she came near to Jack Pumpkinhead's ozoplane, she
saw that it had been decorated with pumpkins. She
could hear voices singing in the ozoplane.
"Maybe Number Nine stopped to hear the Shoe
Glee Club," she thought. "I'll look in."
She put her fishing rod against the ozoplane.
Then, without hesitating, Jenny marched up to the
door, opened it, and stepped inside. The singing
Stopped. At first everything seemed dark. Jenny
realized that she no longer had her fairy eye for
she could not see clearly in the half-darkness of the
ozoPlane. Then she heard a voice,
"A grinner, a smiler,
Here's the turn-styler!"
A figure sprang out of the darkness. "Put up your
fists !" it challenged. At the same moment, Jenny
felt a soft punch in her eye.
"Round one,
You're done!"
Then the soft punches began to fall all over Jenny's
body.
"Stop tickling me," said Jenny, beginning to laugh.
"Jenny gets fussed
When a little mussed !"
the voice went on, as cotton hands kept tapping
her.
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"Must you do that?" laughed Jenny. Her eyes
were growing used to the darkness. She could now
see Scraps dancing around and throwing out her
fists. Jenny gave the patchwork girl a push that
sent her across the ozoplane. She was as light as a
feather pillow.
"I'm sorry, but I had to do that," Jenny apologized.
"When I'm scrappy,
I'm happy,"
replied Scraps and she kept slamming and punching
wildly in all directions.
"I'm happy, too," said Jenny. "Really, it's ozton-
ishing how much fun this is. You are like a punching
bag." She reached and pulled a handful of yarn
from Scrap's head. "A living punching bag, with
fringe!" Jenny laughed.
This made Scraps come back at her with a fury
of blows. Then her long cotton fingers caught
around Jenny's neck and would not let go. At this
point, a door opened, letting in more light. Jack
PuInpkinhead's face grinned at Jenny and Scraps.
Scraps tightened her fingers on Jenny's neck, and
Jenny's anger flared up. She caught Scraps and
shook her until the stitches in her side opened and
Some padding fell over the floor.
"I just had to knock the stuffing out of you," said
Jenny.
Scraps sagged a little and
stuck out her red velvet tongue.
"Time out for repairs,
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I must mend my tears,"
she panted. She picked up a handful of cotton bat-
ting and pushed it into herself. Then she patted
herself into shape. Jack Pumpkinhead came for-
ward.
"Scraps, will you introduce me to your lady
friend?" he said.
"The 'fraidy cat?
No lady, that!
Who makes me mend,
Is not a friend,"
said Scraps, fastening herself together with pins.
"Now, Scraps, that's no way to talk," Jack Pump-
kinhead said, turning his triangular eyes to Jenny.
"I am Jenny Jump, the new stylist," she said.
"Welcome to my house," said Jack Pumpkinhead.
"I'll show you my Glee Club." During the boxing
match, the shoes had scattered all over the ozoplane.
Jack Pumpkinhead gathered them into rows, talk-
ing to Jenny.
"Poor, downtrodden soles," he said. "I am trying
to break them into a noteworthy life. This fellow
here," Jack held up a broad-toed shoe, "sings with a
brogue."
When the shoes were in order, Jack Pumpkinhead
said, "Would you like to hear some music?"
"I don't have much time," said Jenny. "I am on
my way to fish. But I should like to take a few
minutes to explore the ozoplane."
"I'd be delighted to show it to you." Jack Pump-
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kinhead sounded pleased. He gave Jenny a light pat
on the head.
Jenny followed him into the engine room. It was
filled with all sorts of machinery and pipes.
"I've started to build a pipe organ," Jack Pump-
kinhead explained. "But I can put all the parts back
into the engine whenever I want to."
"Can you really?" exclaimed Jenny. "Why, you are
bright! Let me see you do it."
At this praise, Jack Pumpkinhead quickly began
to re-assemble the engine. Jenny watched it taking
shape under his hands. At last he said, bolting a
lever in place, "There it is! I like levers better than
buttons, don't you?"
He backed away. Jenny caught hold of the lever
and pulled it down.
"What's this for?" she asked.
"Don't touch that!" he yelled. "It's the starter!"
At that moment, the crackling thunder of the en-
gine ripped the air. The old ozoplane soared up into
the sky!
CHAPTER 16
Shoes Desert a Soaring Ship
NOW, WHAT did I tell you?" pleaded Jack.
"Flying is more fun than fishing!" said
Jenny and sat down in the pilot's seat. Taking the
control lever in her hand, she guided the ozoplane
in a wide circle above the pumpkin field.
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The shoes seemed nervous and hopped up to look
out of the window. They lolled their tongues in fear,
and their eyelets blinked when they saw how far
away the Land of Oz now was. They swarmed around
Jenny, and she shooed them away.
"What's up? What's up?" they asked excitedly.
"We are!" she said and sent the plane soaring
even higher.
Scraps was walking around with her hand to her
ripped side, singing,
"Let's find a first-aid station,
Where I can have my operation.
Don't let it fall, don't let it tip,
Till I find a way to stop this ship."
She began turning every valve that she could get
her cotton fingers on, trying to stop the ozoplane.
But the engine kept on as powerfully as ever.
"It's disgusting how well this engine works!" said
Jack Pumpkinhead.
Scraps turned a wheel. The ozoplane went into
a tail-spin.
There was a lot of activity going on around it.
The cloud pushers and the sky sweepers were hard
at work. The sky sweepers had feather brooms
growing where their hands should be. They worked
in a long line, stooping as they brushed the trash
from the sky. This trash was mostly star dust,
thunder scum, and loose links of chain lightning.
"Hey, there!" Jack Pumpkinhead cried, as he was
pitched against the ceiling and then tossed against
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the wall, where his coat caught on a hook. He was
left hanging there. He became so excited, he lost his
head. The ship lurched again, and the head went
sailing out of the window!
"Catch me!" cried the Head, as the wind carried
it away. It struck a little cloud and bounced to an-
other and went rolling down a field of sky.
"Look where you are going!" cried a voice. It
came from a cloud pusher, which looked like a wind-
bag shaped like a man. It was almost transparent.
"No wonder I didn't see you. I was looking right
through you!" said the Pumpkin Head.
The sweepers were hurrying toward Jack's Head.
The Head tried to roll out of their way, but it was
not fast enough. A feather-broom hand sent Jack's
head rolling into a pile of sky trash. The whole pile
was pushed onto a dump star. Jack's Head lay
smothering in the dust.
"Oh, it feels like pepper in my eyes," said the
Head. "I've got to get out of here!"
When the sky sweepers had passed on, Jack's
Head carefully rolled out of the pile and kept rolling
along a point of the dump star, until it came to the
end. There it hung itself over the end.
Far below it, squads of skyscrapers were busily
clearing up the weather. They kept scraping rain,
hail, and dirty mist into piles beyond the horizon.
The Pumpkin Head kept turning on the star point,
looking for some sign of the ozoplane.
"There is something!" it said, seeing a black
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particle, no bigger than a marble, high above itself.
The particle grew bigger. It seemed to be floating
aimlessly to the left and to the right, yet drawing
nearer. At last the Pumpkin Head saw that it was
covered with pumpkins. It was its own house, the
ozoplane.
"I hope no one has carved another pumpkin head
for Jack. I am still as good as new," thought the
Head.
The ozoplane came on, and sailed directly over the
Pumpkin Head. The Head could see Scraps and
Jenny looking out of the window. The plane slowly
described a circle, while an anchor, fastened to a
long mooring line, plunged down. The anchor hit
the heap of sky rubbish and sank into it, making
the ozoplane fast to the dump star.
"Hurrah!" shouted the Pumpkin Head. "I'm
saved."
Down the mooring line slid Scraps. Clinging to the
line, she reached over and unhooked Jack's Head
from the star point. Then, holding it under her
arm, she worked herself up the line and into the
cabin of the plane. As soon as Scraps was safely
back with the Head, Jenny unhooked Jack's wooden
body from the wall and fastened the Head onto it.
"Thank my lucky dump star, I'm all in one piece,"
exclaimed Jack. His Pumpkin Head looked around.
"Thanks for saving me, Scraps. It's good to be
back. You're all looking fine. Jenny, I believe you
are younger than when I left."
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"I am younger," said Jenny, looking down at her
dress. Again it was a size too large for her. "We'll
have to go back to the Emerald City soon, so I can
turn myself out another style."
Jenny sat down at the controls while Jack Pump-
kinhead hauled up the mooring line; The ozoplane
roared ahead. Scraps held her hand to her side.
"There's a stitch in my side
That I can't abide.
I don't know when
I can scrap again."
Scraps looked at Jenny and stuck out her red velvet
tongue. But Jenny was looking at a book.
"The skyscape looks different," Jenny said. "I'm
afraid we're lost."
Jack Pumpkinhead rushed anxiously to the win-
dow and looked out. The air was no longer clear
and blue, but brown and thick, with a slightly sweet
smell.
"We must have crossed the horizon," said Jack.
"We certainly are lost! Dog-gone!"
When the shoes heard this, they broke into a sole-
ful lament, "Where, oh, where, has my little dog
gone?"
"Where, oh, where can we be?" continued Jenny.
As the shoes finished their song, they jumped
despairingly to the window of the speeding plane
and leaped out.
"It's a bad sign," Jack Pumpkinhead said, "when
shoes desert a soaring air-ship."
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Through the window, Jenny could see a large
brown mountain directly in front of her. The plane
was heading right for it, and there was nothing she
could do to stop it.
Jack grabbed hold of his head. "I won't lose this
again, no matter what happens," he said.
The ozoplane plunged down. Down, down, down,
through the brown air it fell.
"Look out, everyone !" cried Jenny. "We're going
to crash!"
CHAPTER 17
The Attack of the Chocolate Soldiers
CRASH! SPLASH! The ozoplane had landed in a
field of soft brown mush. The mush was splat
tered up through the windows, spotting Jenny's
dress.
"I smell chocolate," she said.
She looked down at her dress and picked off one
of the spots. She smelled it and then tasted it.
"It is chocolate! Where on Oz can we be?"
"We must have crashed into a chocolate star," said
Jack Pumpkinhead. He straightened his head which
had been jarred sidewise in the crash.
"It looks like fudge," said Jenny. "And it smells
and tastes like it, too."
Jack answered, "Scraps and I have never tasted
or smelled anything, and never intend to. We go
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entirely by looks. Let's go out and look things over."
The three climbed out of the ozoplane. As soon
as Jenny's feet touched the surface, she began to
sink into the chocolate bog. She saw Jack sinking,
too. Scraps remained on top, for she weighed only
nine pounds.
Jenny looked around. They were in a valley of
cream chocolate, surrounded by towering cliffs of
hard chocolate with white sugar tops.
"We are trapped," said Jenny. "What could be
sweeter?"
Just then she heard, PLOP, PLOP! Something
hard was raining out of the sky into the brown ooze.
"Why, Jack, it's the shoes! Our plane fell faster
than they!" exclaimed Jenny.
Scraps darted here and there over the chocolate!
gathering up the members of Jack's Glee Club.
"It's plain to be seen'
You're no longer clean,"
said Scraps, as she tossed the shoes into the ozoplane.
The shoes at once began polishing themselves.
Jenny had sunk deeper. "It's lucky I have grown
younger," she thought, "or I'd be so heavy I'd go
in over my head."
"A dry moon or a dusty star would be better than
this sickening stuff," sniffed Jack, with a glitter in
the hollow of his eye.
"I agree," said Jenny. "Chocolate is all right in
small amounts. But this is too much of a good
thing!"
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Far off, Jenny saw something moving down from
the sugary tops of the mountains. Some creatures
were coming with alarming speed. They leaped over
piles of broken chocolate and came racing into the
valley.
"Now we're in hot chocolate!" said Jenny. "As
I smell it, those are giant chocolate soldiers!"
She began to struggle to get out of the slush, but
she was held fast.
"My fairy foot no longer has any power!" she said
in dismay.
The chocolate army loomed around them, so close
now that Jenny could see how the soldiers were
made. They all looked alike, as if they had been
taken from the same mold. Each had a bulge on the
left of his nose, and a wiggly line running down
his side. Their feet could not be seen, for they were
sliding under the surface of the mush. "Why, they
look de-feeted already!" Jenny said.
They all moved together. They all acted as one
man. 'When one head turned, all heads turned.
When one spoke, all spoke together,
"Halt! Aim! Fire!" The soldiers stopped and
raised their chocolate guns. Ping! Ping! Ping!
Chocolate drops began spattering the three pris-
oners.
Jack Pumpkinhead, wiping the chocolate out of
his eyes, said, "What are they so all-fired mad
about?"
Jenny was trying hard to keep her temper down,
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but in spite of herself it was rising.
"They're making a mess of things!" she said.
Scraps was the only one who was delighted with
the battle. She was so excited that she forgot to
rhyme. She crouched and then leaped up, throwing
herself and swinging her fists at the nearest choco-
late soldier, who had been firing at Jenny.
"Monkey face!" she cried at him. She pushed him.
He toppled sidewise, throwing his neighbor off bal-
ance. He in turn bumped over the next, and he the
next, until all the soldiers were lying in the choco-
late mud.
With a great effort, the first soldier righted him-
self, and, as he came up, the rest also rose.
The first soldier fired at Scraps and then knocked
her down with the butt of his gun. Scraps was
gripped in the chocolate bog, held by her knee and
elbow. Jenny tried to pull herself out of the mire
and help Scraps. But the ooze held her fast. Jack
Pumpkinhead was sinking deeper all the time.
The soldiers ordered themselves, "Cease firing!
Advance!" They shouldered their guns and marched
up to Jenny, Scraps, and Jack Pumpkinhead. They
raised their hands and all pointed to the ozoplane.
"No trespassing!" they all said together.
"Is that why you are so black in the face? We
meant no harm," said Jenny.
The hands all swung as one hand, pointing at her:
"No parking on this star!"
"We had engine trouble," said Jenny.
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"Get out! The kit and kaboodle of you!" choruse
the soldiers.
"We can't, you thick-heads! The plane is stuck
fast."
"You are under arrest!" spoke the soldiers. And
then they ordered themselves, "Throw them in
prison !"
They all marched closer and pulled Scraps, Jenny,
and Jack Pumpkinhead out of the soft chocolate.
"Forward march!" said the soldiers together and
dragged their prisoners across the valley.
When they reached the higher chocolate soil, the
footing became firmer. The prisoners could walk by
themselves. But the guard kept in close formation
around them.
Jack, Scraps, and Jenny kept near each other.
Jack took Jenny's hand and patted it. His deep eyes
showed his anxiety.
"This is a pretty kettle of fudge," he spoke sadly.
"If I could eat, I'd make a meal of all these soldiers."
"There are too many of them for me to eat,"
Jenny replied. "I'd get indigestion eating just a leg
of one of those giants."
Scraps kept sticking out her velvet tongue at the
soldiers. Her shoebutton eyes glinted. She kept
daring them to box with her, but the soldiers ignored
her, except to push her with a gun butt when she
got too wild.
"I suppose their prison is made of bitter choco-
late," said Jenny. "It will be bitter for me if they
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keep me locked up here. I won't be able to get any
votes and I'll lose the ozlection."
From below, in the valley, came a sad song. It
was the shoes, singing in the ozoplane.
"How canst thou leave us?
How canst thou from us part?"
The prisoners and the soldiers climbed up the
chocolate cliffs to the top of a sugar-coated peak.
Here was a large encampment. The barracks were
made of chocolate blocks, roofed with sugar frost-
ing. The three prisoners were marched into a tent
where a moody-looking chocolate General sat on a
large chocolate cake.
There wasn't enough room in the tent for all the
soldiers. Since none of them would go in without
the others, they all waited outside. Jenny, Jack, and
Scraps were pushed into the tent. They stopped
before the giant chocolate General.
"Please let us go," said Jenny. "We meant no
harm."
The chocolate General frowned darkly. "Your fly-
ing machine has spoiled a valley of good chocolate
sauce. It was to have made me a thousand soldiers
that I need for my attack on Oz."
"What !" exclaimed Jenny. "Are you going to at-
tack Oz?"
"Certainly. The hour of the attack is set. To-
morrow my soldiers, dressed in tinfoil armor, will
ride a silver cloud to the very gate of the Emerald
City!"
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"Oh, oh," cried Jenny, "someone must warn Ozma."
The General started up wrathfully. "No one is
going to warn Ozma! The three of you will be
thrown behind chocolate bars for the rest of your
lives?"
Jack Pumpkinhead, Scraps, and Jenny exchanged
looks of dismay. Jack cried out, "The rest of our
lives? Why, the people of Oz live forever !"
"Then you shall be my captives forever! HA! HA!
HA !" laughed the General. He called to the soldiers
outside.
"Put the Pumpkinhead and the Rags Creature in
one prison, and that real girl in a prison by herself.
Guard them well !"
The three prisoners went unhappily from the tent.
Outside, the soldiers led them off to the prisons.
CHAPTER 18
Number Nine Runs the Shop
MEANWHILE, back in the Emerald City, the
house on Strawberry Street waited for Jenny
to return. But all that night it was empty. Wish-
ing to surprise Jenny when she returned, it set about
preparing breakfast. The forks, knives, and plates
set themselves on the table. The ladle battered some
oriole eggs and strawberry juice in a bowl and
thickened it with rose flour. The 'waffle iron con-
nected itself, and when it was warm the mixing
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bowl poured its batter onto it. When the waffle was
finished, it turned itself out onto a plate, and the
plate slipped into the oven, keeping warm until
Jenny's return.
Then the kitchen swept itself with the broom, and
the sink set about cleaning the pans. Reaching into
the garden, the house picked a nosegay of dewy
morning flowers and set it in a vase on the table.
It was the most inviting breakfast scene. But no
Jenny appeared to enjoy it. Instead, coming up the
stairs of the shop was Number Nine. He was earlier
than usual, for he was lonely for Jenny. Yesterday
he had missed his Boss while he fished alone at the
river.
"Maybe she will grow young enough to enjoy fish-
ing soon," he thought, as he walked into the Style
Shop. He looked around at the empty shop. Where
was Jenny? Going into the other rooms, he saw that
she had not slept in her bed.
"Maybe she'll come back soon. I'll run the shop
for her while she is gone," he thought.
Number Nine got a dust cloth and polished the
turn~style until it shone. As he finished this task,
he heard a clatter of hooves, and many voices. He
ran to the door, and there he saw his mother and
father and thirteen sisters and brothers sitting in
the farm wagon. Hitched to the wagon were his
father's four blue mules, whose ears were so long
that they reached to the second story of the house.
The children were all dressed in dainty blue clothing.
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They looked very happy.
When the family saw Number Nine at the door of
the Style Shop, they waved, jumped down from the
wagon, and ran in to kiss him.
The mules hee-hawed their greeting.
"We have come to town to get four blue-blooded
horses and to see how our dear Number Nine is
getting along," said the father. "We are going to
stay at Uncle's house for a few days. He will be
glad to have company."
Number Nine's mother put her arm around him,
"City life agrees with you, son. You are looking such
a nice deep blue. Those breeches aren't the same that
I made for you, are they?" She pointed to the
whistlebreeches. Number Nine felt very important.
"My Boss made them with the magic turn-style,"
he said. "I can make them play. Listen."
Number Nine sat down, put his feet up on the
counter, and lazily crossed his arms. Immediately
the four whistles struck up a tune.
"Well, bless my nose!" said his father.
Number Nine got out of his chair. "I'm in charge
here today," he said importantly. "I can't loaf."
He led his mother around the shop, showing her
the patterns and styles. She kept saying, "oh," and
"ahz," and "most oztonishing!"
The children were running here and there, while
their father examined the turn-style. "Is this the
magic contraption?" he asked.
"Yes. Would you like a new suit, father?"
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"Sure you can suit me? I want something prac-
tical, for the farm work."
"Just go through the turn-style," urged Number
Nine, "and I'll push the buttons."
The father hesitated awhile, stroking his chin and
gazing at the turn-style. At last he went through.
Number Nine pushed many buttons, and the farmer
came out dressed in a suit of blue cloth. It was
mostly wool, mixed with rubber, twisted through
with silk, and woven around with fine wire. It was
the stoutest ozwoven product.
"That's just what I want," said the farmer. "My
goat can't chew this up!"
All the children began clamoring to go through
the turn-style. "Mother comes first," said Number
Nine. "Come on, mother. Tell me what style you
want"
Mother was all aflutter. She hung back, say-
ing, "Why, my dress is good enough. I worked on
it a long time. Guess I'll go through the turn-style
some other day."
"Oh, mother! Now, mother!" cried all the chil-
dren. "We want to see how pretty you can be."
They got behind her and pushed her against the
turn-style. Sister Six, a bright blue-faced girl, said,
"Let me work the buttons, Number Nine. I know
what's becoming to mother better than you do."
Sister Six pushed the buttons, and the mother went
through the turn-style. When she came out, the shop
was filled with the children's exclamations of de-
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light. Her dress was of two interchanging colors.
First it was blue, then the blue disappeared and it
was violet, then it changed back to blue. When she
moved, the skirt rustled like flowers in the gentle
breeze of a garden.
"You look just like a princess!" the girls cried.
"I'm thrilled," said the mother. "I wouldn't have
missed this for anything."
Now it was the children's turn. They lined up.
There were so many of them, that Numbers Twelve,
Thirteen, and Fourteen, who were at the end of the
line, had to stand outside.
Number Nine took charge of the turn-style. His
family admired him greatly, and he felt very proud
of himself. First he sent them through and gave
each a pair of pajamas. Then he said: "You can have
any kind of clothes you want."
The line of children started through the turn-style,
and Number Nine was busy pushing the buttons
for COLOR, SIZE, MATERIAL, and STYLE. The old-
er children came out dressed in the costumes they had
asked for. When the smallest girls came out, they
were wearing long dresses', long gloves, high-heeled
shoes, and plumed hats, and were carrying vanity
bags. The little boys came out wearing long trousers,
high silk hats, white bow ties. They were carrying
canes and wearing big watches in their vest pockets.
The Style Shop was filled with squeals.
The father went off to get the blue-blooded horses
for his farm. The boys and girls played in the attic.
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The smallest children, all wearing their grown-up
clothes, paraded to the public fountain for ozcream
sodas.
When the other children in the Emerald City saw
these little Munchkins dressed in long dresses,
plumed hats, and men's suits, they ran to the Style
Shop and begged Number Nine to let them go
through the turn-style, too. Number Nine became so
busy serving these little customers that his mother
and Sister Six had to help.
As soon as the children had new clothes, they ran
out again. Soon the city was full of children dressed
like grown-ups, drinking sodas at the public fountain.
At noon the shop was empty of customers. All
the children went to their homes for lunch. Number
Nine's family gathered in Jenny's kitchen and
watched the utensils make the meal. The mixmaster
wanted to take charge of the cooking.
The carving knife whittled the potatoes. The
chopping knife went after the meat and made a fine
hash of it. The oven opened its door and pushed out
Jenny's breakfast waffle for the Munchkin children
to enjoy. The stove sizzled merrily, the tea kettle
hummed. Every so often, the pan covers danced
together like cymbals. Each part of the kitchen did
its best to entertain the family while the lunch was
getting itself ready.
The salt and pepper holders were shaking with
mirth. The table jigged on its four legs. Number
Nine joined his family and sat laughing with them,
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forgetting the shop. When the meal was ready, the
whole family went into the dining-room to eat it.
But in the shop something was happening. Two
bow-legged gnomes had just entered on pointed tip-
toe. Seeing nobody about, they were sniffing to see
what mischief they could do. They were short and
earth colored, with pointed ears, hands, and feet.
One was dressed in a green waistcoat and red panta-
loons, the other had a red waistcoat and green
pantaloons.
"Say, Umph," said the one in red pantaloons,
"what's this shiny doo-dad with the four arms and
buttons?"
Umph had climbed onto the third shelf with a mon-
key wrench and was trying to unbolt the metal cloth.
He looked down at the turn-style, to which the other
gnome was pointing.
"Put a yard of distance between you and it,
Grumph," warned the gnome on the shelf. "Those
arms might box your ears."
"Pooh! The only thing I'm afraid of is eggs. And
there aren't any eggs in this shop."
Grumph went closer to the turn-style and began
poking at the buttons. "See, Umph? It can't hurt
a body," he said. He leaned against one of the spokes
and accidentally pushed himself through. Then he
danced with delight.
"Snakes and snorts!" he cried. "Look, Umph, I'm
covered with warts! Big, black ones. Now I'll be
the handsomest gnome in the gnome kingdom!"
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From head to foot, Grumph was covered with
warts. They were so large that they pushed out his
clothes. Umph looked down enviously.
He slid down from the shelf. "You're right," he
said. "An'd won't it be good to get back to the damp,
dark underworld! All this sunshine in Oz is making
my complexion too clear. I think I'll go through that
thing and get some warts, too."
Umph went through the turn-style and came out
as warty as Grumph. The two gnomes looked at each
other and scowled.
Said Umph, "Now I am the handsomest gnome in
the gnome kingdom!"
"No, I am," declared Grumph.
"You are not! I am," shouted Umph, and shook his
fist in the other's face.
"No, I am!"
"No, I am!"
"No, I am!" Grumph screamed in rage, and kicked
Umph on his biggest wart.
"My warts are the ugliest!" cried Umph, and
he pulled Grumph's whiskers.
"But mine are bigger," yelled Grumph.
"They are not!"
"Yes, they are!"
Suddenly Umph let go Grumph's beard. "What's
that?" he said. A whoop and a laugh had come from
Jenny's dining-room, where the meal had just set
itself upon the table.
"Whisk! Scamper!" warned Umph.
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"First we take the wart machine," said Grumph.
The two gnomes seized the turn-style and jerked it
so hard that its screws and bolts were torn loose
from the floor. As soon as it was no longer screwed
down, its lovely new enamel turned to rust. The
gnomes were delighted at this change. Carrying
the turn-style between them, they hustled toward
the fireplace and pushed it up into the chimney. Then
they crawled in after it.
"Isn't it wonderfully dark in here?" Umph asked.
"Yes, and this soot is filling my nostrils as pleas-
antly as burning sulphur perfume," said Grumph.
"Tonight, when the Oz people are sleeping, we'll
creep out and take the machine away with us,"
whispered Grumph in the dark chimney.
CHAPTER 19
The Turn-Style Is Rescued
NUMBER NINE and his family were eating their
third dessert, when the whistlebreeches began
whistling, reminding the boy that his lunch hour was
over.
"I must get back to the shop," he said, rising from
the table.
"May I come and help work the turn-style?" ask
Sister Six.
"Come along."
The girl ran ahead of Number Nine, and as the
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boy was stepping into the shop, he heard her cry,
"It's gone!"
"What is gone?" he asked.
"The turn-style. Look!"
Number Nine ran forward. His heart sank with
despair. The turn-style was no longer in its place!
"Help! Thieves! The turn-style has been stolen !"
they both shouted.
The Munchkin family came running in from the
dining-room. When they learned what had happened,
they began shouting, too. Number Nine was almost
weeping.
"What will Jenny say? This is the first time I've
been in charge of the shop, and this had to happen!"
While the Munchkins were running through all
the rooms, looking for the turn-style, in the chimney
Uinph whispered to Grumph, "Suppose they look up
the chimney?"
"We could drop some red-hot coals on them-if
We had any red-hot coals," answered Grumph.
"But we haven't any. We had better climb to the
roof and hide there."
Together the two gnomes began to climb. Their
shoes, scraping the inside of the chimney, tickled the
house. The house began to shake and cough and
sneeze. Umph and Grumph reached the top and
pulled themselves over onto the roof. They rubbed
the warts on their hands together and laughed,
"They won't catch us now. After dark, we'll steal
the turn-style, and-OUCH! OH, OUCH! OUCH!"
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The chimney had reached down and caught one
of them by his waistcoat. A chimney close by caught
the second. Then they straightened up, holding the two
gnomes high in the air. Their screams filled the street.
Inside the shop, the Munchkins heard the noise
and ran outside. The blue mules were rolling their
lips at the gnomes. Number Nine was the first to
see them kicking their bowlegs in the air.
"Good work!" he called to the chimneys. "Those
must be the thieves. Give them a good shaking,
until they tell where they've hidden the turn-style."
The chimneys began to sway, rattling the teeth of
the gnomes.
"YEEOW! Sulphur and brimstone!" they yelled.
They were shaken so hard that their buttons broke,
and they fell out of their waistcoats, sprawling on
the roof.
"Get back into the chimney!" whispered Umph to
Grumph. "It's safer there."
Before the chimneys could catch them again, they
leaped down a flue and slid down as far as the hidden
turn-style.
Number Nine was in despair. "How can we make
them come out?" he asked his mother. "Shall we
throw hot water down on them?"
"No, for the hotter it is, the better they like it,"
said his mother. Her blue eyes filled with perplexity.
All the Munchkin family remained outside, look-
ing up and down the street for help. Just then,
around the corner, came galloping on its eight short
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legs, a dragonette. This little dragon was purple,
and it had two heads. Both its mouths were panting
quick, fiery breaths. Close behind its spiky tail came
clanking Sir Hokus, in full armor, waving his short
sword and shouting, "Stop, stop, and let me have
at thee!"
The dragonette dashed past the Munchkin family,
and when Sir Hokus came by, Number Nine caught
his iron sleeve, stopping him.
"Good knight, could you lend us your stout right
arm?" asked Number Nine.
Sir Hokus came to such a sudden stop that his iron
heels sparked. He held his sword high in the air,
crying, "Hail! This blade is at the service of all who
seek me!"
"Two bowlegged gnomes are hiding in our chim-
ney," explained the boy. "I think they have stolen
our turn-style."
The knight thrust his sword forward. "A chal-
lenge! I accept! Lead on to danger!" he cried.
As Sir Hokus leaped into the shop, the dragonette
looked over her shoulder, and, seeing that the knight
was no longer chasing her, turned back to learn the
reason. Her curiosity led her right to the door of
the Style Shop. She poked her two heads in, and saw
Sir Hokus waving his sword at the chimney and
shouting, "Come out, knaves, and joust fairly!"
"Sir Hokus, aren't you going to chase me?" she
called.
The knight kept waving his sword and throwing
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challenges to the gnomes, until the dragonette said
in her high, thin voice, "All this higgledy-piggledy
over a couple of insignificant gnomes! Why, I could
catch them in a minute!"
Number Nine turned to her. "Oh, would you?"
"Why, yes," she replied. "I'll climb onto the roof
and get them through the chimney."
But when she started to climb, the house drew back
from her fiery breath.
"Could you please hold your breath until you reach
the top?" asked Number Nine.
The dragonette held her breath, but even then the
house shut its eyes while she scaled its wall and slid
along its roof.
"I'll drag-on to the chimney," said the dragonette.
Reaching it, she poked her spiky, saw-toothed tail
into the flue. The house wriggled with all this
tickling. In the darkness of the chimney, Umph
and Grumph saw the spiky tail reaching for them.
"We're done for," said Grumph. "That tail will
cut us to pieces."
The tail pricked Umph's ear. "Ouch! Get down,
quick!" he bellowed at Grumph and pushed him with
his foot.
"This wart machine is blocking the way," growled
Grumph. "Stop kicking."
"Then push it down! Ouch! My other ear!"
shrieked Umph.
The turn-style came tumbling down. After it
dropped the two gnomes.
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"Run for it!" cried Umph. But before they could
get to their feet, the two fire dogs, that hold the
burning logs in winter, caught them by their bandy
legs and held on with their teeth.
Number Nine shouted with joy when he saw the
turn-style. "Now Jenny won't be angry with me,"
he exclaimed.
Sir Hokus sheathed his sword. "I would not stain
my noble blade with the blood of such rodents. Pray,
call the rat catcher!"
"Thank you for all you've done, Sir Hokus," said
Number Nine.
The knight stalked out and beckoned with his iron
fist to the dragonette, who was still on the roof.
"Thou has done well to drive the gnomes from their
lair," he called to her. "For thy nobleness and cour-
age, I shall grant thee two blocks' head start in the
chase."
The dragonette peered over the roof. "I must have
time to let the Munchkin boy thank me." She slid
down the wall and walked into the shop. Number
Nine and the other children crowded around her
with thanks and praise. She was overcome with
bashfulness at so much attention. She could only
put her paws over her mouths and cough timidly.
The children came closer and scratched her heads.
"Good dragonette," they said. The dragonette
curled up on the floor like a family pet and lay there
until Sir Hokus reminded her that he was waiting
to resume the chase.
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The dragonette jumped up, ran out into the street,
and galloped merrily for two blocks. Then she
stopped and looked back to see whether Sir Hokus
had begun his pursuit. He started after her. She
grinned with her two faces, flipped her tail, and
was off again.
Within the shop, the gnomes were still held fast
by the fire dogs. The Munchkin children were stand-
ing before the fireplace and staring with great curi-
osity at the little earth-colored creatures. They had
heard much about the gnomes who lived in a king-
dom underneath Oz. But this was the first time they
had seen gnomes with their own eyes.
"Ugh! How ugly they are," said Sister Six.
"And as bad as they are ugly," said the mother.
The gnomes screamed and shook their fists in
anger. The fire dogs held them tighter.
"What are we to do with them?" asked Number
Nine. "If we let them go, they'll run somewhere else
and steal again."
His mother had an idea. "Now I remember that I
once heard how to rid the house of gnomes. Just
wait a minute."
She went quickly to the kitchen and returned
carrying a couple of eggs.
'Yeeow! Yeeow!" screamed the gnomes at the
sight of the eggs.
"I have been told that eggs knock gnomes uncon-
scious instantly," said the mother, and she pitched
an egg at each gnome's head. They slumped sense-
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less to the floor. The fire dogs unclamped their teeth.
"Now carry them out," said the mother to Num-
ber Nine. "Throw them into the river, and ask the
river to take them back where they belong."
CHAPTER 20
Jenny Escapes
JENNY paced up and down in her chocolate prison
cell. The cell was like a cage, with no walls, but
with chocolate bars on all four sides. Tears kept
dropping from her eyes and freezing on her cheeks
as she said over and over to herself, "How can I
possibly win the ozlection when I'm locked up in a
chocolate prison?"
Every move that Jenny made could be seen by the
giant chocolate guard who had been ordered to watch
her. He paced back and forth with upraised gun.
Jenny was shivering, for the mountain night was
very cold, and no one had given her a blanket. She
did not know what had happened to Scraps and Jack
Pumpkinhead. Going to the bars, she called to the
guard.
"Can you tell me where my two friends are locked
up?"
The guard halted and pointed his gun at her.
"Prisoners are not allowed to speak," he said sternly.
"Well, I'm cold," said Jenny angrily.
"So am I," the guard said. "There's nothing to do
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except wait until morning to thaw out."
"But I'm not made of chocolate. I can freeze, but
I can't thaw!" spoke Jenny sharply.
"I can't talk to you any more. It is forbidden," said
the guard.
He began pacing again, but he went more slowly,
as if the cold were in his joints. Jenny felt colder
than ever.
"Eating something will make me feel warmer," she
thought. She looked around her cell. There was
nothing but chocolate bars, a chocolate stool, and a
chocolate cot.
"The sight of so much chocolate makes me sick,"
she said to herself. "But I'll eat some of it, to get
some strength. I must escape somehow and warn
Ozma that the chocolate soldiers are going to attack
the Emerald City tomorrow."
Reaching toward the bars, Jenny tried to break
them with her hands. But they were thick, and,
besides, they were frozen hard. The chocolate guard
was pacing more slowly, his legs stiffening with the
cold. Jenny waited for him to pass. He went very
slowly.
'If it gets any colder, he will come to a standstill
and will not be able to move till morning. That will
give me a chance to escape, if I can get out of this
cell," thought Jenny.
She seized a bar and pulled at it, but it would not
yield.
"I guess I'll have to eat through it."
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Putting her face close to a bar, Jenny bit at it and
quickly spat. "Bah! It's bitter chocolate!" she ex-
claimed.
Once again the guard passed. His feet barely rose
from the ground. He did not turn his head to look
at her.
"He is almost stone-stiff," Jenny thought, as she
took another bite out of the chocolate bar. No mat-
ter how bitter it was, she must eat away the bar
before she could escape. She took another bite, and
another, spitting out the pieces.
"I'd rather remain here the rest of my life than
take another bite," she said. "But I have not only
myself to think of. There are Ozma and the Emerald
City to be saved."
Jenny kept eating. The bar was almost gone, and
if she squeezed hard she might get through the hole
that she had made. But now the guard was coming
back, dragging his feet, his gun motionless on his
shoulder. Jenny drew back into her cell. If he should
turn and see the bar missing, he would sound an
alarm and bring warmer, quicker soldiers to the
scene.
The soldier came before her cell. His feet slowed
to a complete stop, and he stood rigid. Jenny waited
for him to pass, but he remained directly in front of
her, like a post.
"Is he watching me, or has he frozen stiff?" Jenny
thought. She waited, but he did not move. "I be-
lieve he has frozen stiff and won't move until the
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Sun comes up. If I wait any longer, a warmer soldier
fllay come to change the guard. I must try to escape
now!"
Carefully, Jenny crawled through the opening
had made and stepped upon the ground. The frozen
earth creaked under her, and she stopped, waiting
breathlessly to see if the soldier would turn around
He remained stiff and staring ahead.
"I must try to find Scraps and Pumpkinhead,"
thought Jenny. "They are somewhere in the camp."
The guard stood in the way. She could not get to
the camp, except by crawling under his very nose.
Dropping to her hands and knees, she crept as
quietly as she could. As she passed the soldier, she
could feel a slight movement in his legs, as if he
were trying to take a step. But he was too cold, and
he remained where he was, while Jenny crept on
toward the camp.
She stood up and tiptoed around the corner of
the cliff. There, on the ground before the General's
tent, she saw a small bonfire with a dozen soldiers
sitting around it and keeping soft. Beyond them,
plainly seen by the firelight, was a cage like the
one she had been in. Jack Pumpkinhead was staring
out, and Scraps was standing on her head. Before
the cell was a slow-moving guard.
Jenny heard the soldiers around the fire
in unison, "Time to change the guard!"
Two soldiers got up. One of them exchanged
places with the soldier who had been guarding Scraps
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and Jack. Jenny saw the second soldier come toward
her. She drew back and ran as hard as she could,
around the cliff and down the mountainside. Before
she reached the valley, she heard cries announcing
her escape. Then she heard chocolate bullets zinging
over her head. Down the mountain and into the
valley she ran, onto the field of frozen cream
chocolate. It was no longer soft, but hard as the
mountain.
The night was chocolate-dark. There were stars,
but they were all chocolate stars and gave no light.
Jenny ran over the hard cream chocolate field, trying
to find the ozoplane. But she could not see it. Behind
her she heard soldiers running.
"I am lost!" she cried. "I shall never be able to
Warn Ozma."
Then from a spot in the darkness she heard voices.
It was Jack Pumpkinhead's Glee Club, singing,
"She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she
comes." Jenny ran toward the sounds. She bumped
into something soft and round. It was one of the
Pumpkins that decorated the ozoplane. The plane
Was stuck fast in the hardened cream chocolate.
Jenny opened the door of the ozoplane and called
to the shoes, "Everybody help! The soldiers are at
our heels. We must get the plane wheels loose."
The shoes tumbled out and wedged themselves
under the plane. Then they arched themselves,
slowly raising the plane on their uppers. The choco-
late cracked loudly as it broke.
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"Hurrah!" cried Jenny. "The plane is free. Now,
into it, everyone!"
The soldiers were on the field of hardened cream
chocolate. Bullets were smashing against the sides
of the plane. The shoes scrambled in, and Jenny
jumped in after them. Running to the engine room,
she pulled the starter lever and felt the plane rising.
A volley of chocolate bullets splattered on its under
side.
"Leaping Leprechauns!" Jenny panted. "That was
close. I'll have to warn Ozma and get help back to
Scraps and Jack Pumpkinhead."
As the plane rose higher than the chocolate moun-
tam, she saw a white, shining star.
"That's the morning star. I'll steer toward that.
By its light, I shall be able to see the Land of Oz."
CHAPTER 21
Number Nine Searches for Jenny
NUMBER NINE was worried. Although the
turn-style was back in its place and was bright
and shiny again, there was no Boss to run the shop.
And how could she win an ozlection when nobody
could even find her? He asked everyone who came
into the Style Shop, "Have you seen Jenny Jump?"
But no one had seen her. Number Nine said to
himself, "Jenny is the best friend I ever had. She's
perky and bright, too. There aren't many girls like
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my Boss!" The light in the boy's eyes shone warmly.
The first day passed, and Jenny did not return.
Number Nine was so worried that his Sister Six said,
"I'll take care of the Style Shop if you want to go
out and look for your Boss."
It was early evening in the Emerald City when
Number Nine started his search. He wandered up
and down asking, "Have you seen Jenny Jump?"
But no one could help him.
"If none of the people know where she is, maybe
the animals do," he thought. Then his heart turned
over with fright. "Maybe a lion or a tiger has swal-
lowed her!"
His legs were shaking as he ran toward the enclo-
sure where the animals were chained. Reaching the
wall, he climbed onto it and then looked carefully
at each lion and tiger. His heart grew lighter. Every
animal was sleek and thin and could not possibly
contain Jenny in its stomach.
Number Nine looked about the enclosure. Every-
thing was peaceful. He saw Ojo, the elephant boy,
sitting on Kabumpo's head.
"Jenny isn't here. You had better search some-
where else," Ojo replied when Number Nine asked if
he or Kabumpo had seen her.
He walked quickly up Doughnut Drive, searching
for some glimpse of Jenny. When he came close to
the Banquet Hall, the door opened and the square-
bodied Head Waiter came out and started down the
street. Number Nine hurried after him.
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"Hey, Head Waiter! Have you seen Jenny Jump?"
"Jump what?" asked the Head Waiter, stopping
and flipping a speck of dust from his square cello-
phane jacket.
"I mean Jenny Jump, the stylist."
"Oh, yes, she is the one who gave me this slick suit
that got me my job. I saw her yesterday."
"Where is she now?" the boy asked eagerly.
"I don't know." The red Quadling Head Waiter
shrugged his box shoulder, making his cellophane
suit twinkle in the sunset. "When I left her, she
was on her way to the river to fish. She said she was
going through the pumpkin patch."
"Thank you!" cried Number Nine and, turning, he
ran in the direction of the pumpkin patch. Coming
into it, he saw that the familiar ozoplane was no
longer there. The only thing in sight, besides the
pumpkins, was the Sawhorse, standing quietly where
the ozoplane had been.
Number Nine ran up to it. "Did you see Jenny
Jump, my Boss, pass along this way yesterday?"
The Sawhorse shook itself from side to side, say-
ing, "No, she did not pass by."
Number Nine turned away in disappointment. But
the Sawhorse went on, "She did not pass by, but
passed in. After she got in, it flew away, and they
vanished."
"Who? What? When? Where?" Number Nine
asked in bewilderment.
"Why, the ozoplane, of course," said the Sawhorse
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impatiently. "With Jenny, Scraps, and Jack Pump-
kinhead and the Glee Club. And here I've been stand-
ing without any company for many hours."
"Oh, if they have gone up in the plane, maybe
they crashed somewhere," wailed Number Nine.
"Jenny Jump might be hurt. I must find her now,
more than ever. I won't stop searching until I've
looked over the four lands of Oz."
"Get on my back, and I'll take you," said the Saw-
horse. "I can go fast, and I never grow tired."
Number Nine mounted. "First, to the red Quad-
ling country," said the boy. "Red stands for danger,
and I fear Jenny is in danger." The Sawhorse
galloped toward the south.
The sun sank, and darkness came over all the
lands of Oz. The wooden Sawhorse ran through the
valleys and rumbled slowly up the red mountains of
the Quadling country. Number Nine looked up every
highroad and byroad. Nowhere did he see any sign
of Jenny. All night he rode, until the morning star
showed its bright face in the east. A little light
spread over the red country. The Quadling farmers
came out of their red houses and drove their red
cattle toward the red rivers for their morning drink.
Number Nine now steered the Sawhorse across
country, thinking, "I have not seen the ozoplane on
any of the roads. Maybe it has fallen into one of
the forests or Quadling quagmires."
Suddenly he heard a yoice beside him, "Hello, my
boy. How are your parents and your thirteen sisters
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and brothers?"
"Fine, thanks," replied Number Nine, turning
around. He could see nobody.
"Hullo! Are you the Voice That Lost His Man?
Haven't you found him yet?" asked Number Nine.
"The same," said the Voice. "I have searched
through every corner of the land, and the deadly
deserts beyond. No trace of my Man have I found.
But I like this wandering life, and I am no longer
sad." The Voice sounded very cheerful.
"Have you seen anything of an ozoplane?" asked
Number Nine.
"No, that I haven't. But if you're looking for it,
I'll be glad to come along and have you keep me
company."
While Number Nine rode on, the Voice kept beside
him, talking.
"This is great fun," the Voice said. But Number
Nine could not agree. He was too worried about
Jenny. When they had gone on for another hour,
they came to a red stream, beside which grew a red
oak. Number Nine halted the Sawhorse in the red
shade of this tree. At this instant the whistle-
breeches began to play. It was the hour when the
office boy was due at the Style Shop. Number Nine
clapped his hands angrily to his breeches.
"I should think they'd keep quiet while I am try-
ing to find my Boss," he said. "I've only stopped for
a drink of water."
Number Nine dismounted, knelt by the water,
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and took a long drink. The water was the color of
cherry soda. When Number Nine raised his head, his
eye caught a shadow in the river.
"What can that be?" he thought. "That's the re-
flection of something in the sky."
Jerking his head up, the boy saw a large, winged
object, partly covered with pumpkins, plunging
toward the earth. Its tail was whirling like a top.
Number Nine jumped up, shouting, "There's the ozo-
plane! It's in a tail-spin! It's going to smash!"
CHAPTER 22
The Attack on the Emerald City
GOODBYE! Goodbye! This is the end of Jenny
Jump!" Jenny cried wildly to the shoes. She
clutched the controls, but she could not stop the ozo-
plane. The earth seemed to be flying up to meet her.
ZONG! Red thunder filled Jenny's head. She lay
stunned. "Oh, oh," she groaned, "my head-. But
I'm still alive!" She got up slowly and felt herself.
"And unhurt."
"Leaping Leprechauns, I must have nine lives!"
she exclaimed and she climbed out of the ozoplane.
"Where am I? Everything is red. This must be the
Quadling country. I must warn Ozma by nightfall.
How shall I ever get to her in time?"
From the other side of the plane came the sound
of galloping hooves. Then, from under the broken
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wing, came the Sawhorse with Number Nine on its
back.
"Whistlebreeches!" Jenny sprang toward him.
She had never been so glad to see anyone in her life.
"Oh, dear Whistlebreeches !"
Number Nine's face was shining a neon blue, he
was so pleased. His dear Boss was back, and unhurt!
Jenny said, "Tonight the giant chocolate soldiers
will attack the Emerald City. The ozoplane is broken.
How can I get to Ozma to warn her in time?"
The Sawhorse began prancing up and down.
"Why are we standing here talking?" it asked im-
patiently. "Get on my back, both of you!"
Jenny mounted behind Number Nine.
"I'll come later," said the Voice That Lost His Man,
"seeing that I'm not in a great hurry."
Jenny cried, "Why, hello, I didn't know you were
here, Voice That Lost His Man."
"Hello and goodbye, Jenny," said the Voice.
Jenny turned and waved at the ozoplane, where all
the shoes were standing in the windows.
"I'll send someone to rescue you. Just wait pa-
tiently for a few days," she called to them. "Or
perhaps you can have someone hitch you together
and hitch-hike home."
Next moment the Sawhorse was galloping across
the red country with Number Nine and Jenny on
its back. It dashed through forests, and leaped over
brooks. Running up a mountainside, it went some-
what slower.
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"Hurry, hurry!" Jenny cried.
"We have a long way to go," Number Nine added.
At the top of the mountain, Jenny saw a strange
silver mass sailing up from the horizon into the sky.
"Look, whistlebreeches," she pointed, "what's
that?"
"I don't know," said the boy. "It looks like a silver
cloud with a dark lining."
"Oh, that is the chocolate army coming to attack
the Emerald City. Faster, faster, Sawhorse !" cried
Jenny.
The wooden animal plunged down the mountain-
side, racing so fast that the wind sounded like a fifth
whistle in Number Nine's breeches. In the valley the
Sawhorse leaped over the red boulders, its four stiff
legs throwing up banners of red dust.
Jenny watched the silver cloud with the dark lin-
ing. It was coming closer! It now seemed to be of
such size that a fourth of the sky was covered. Now
it was over the Land of Oz!
"Will we reach the Emerald City before it does?"
Jenny cried. "Faster, faster, good Sawhorse!"
The animal's hooves hardly touched the ground.
It sped out of the Quadling wilderness and into the
farmlands. The red farmers ran out to the road to
see what was speeding like unbolted lightning.
Closer and closer to the Emerald City sailed the
cloud. "We are lost!" thought Jenny. "They will get
there before us."
Number Nine dug his heels hard against the sides
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of the Sawhorse. The Sawhorse galloped faster, and
got ahead of the cloud. On and on it galloped
through the day. At times the cloud would sail ahead,
and at times the Sawhorse gained on it.
Toward evening, Jenny and Number Nine saw the
green wall of the Emerald City in the distance. The
silver cloud with the dark lining was directly above
them.
"We must reach the gate of the Emerald City be-
fore the chocolate soldiers steer that cloud down to
earth," cried Jenny.
The Sawhorse doubled its speed in a final effort.
It could go no faster. But the cloud sailed ahead,
and began to drop to the field outside the city gate.
"Too late!" groaned Jenny, as she saw the choco-
late soldiers leap from the cloud and begin to form
their ranks.
Number Nine cried hopefully, "It will take them
a few minutes to get in battle formation. We may
still make it!"
The Sawhorse dashed straight on, and then around
the soldiers, who were blocking the way. Cries of
"Halt!" came from a thousand chocolate throats, and
a volley of chocolate bullets came after the speed-
ing three. When they reached the city gate, it opened
before them, for the Guardian had seen everything.
The gate slammed shut behind them.
"To the palace!" Jenny ordered the Sawhorse. It
galloped through the streets and parks, while the
people scattered out of its way. The trees drew up
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their lowest branches, and the houses lifted their
stoops out of the way.
"It must be Choose Day," said Jenny, "for the city
is full of visitors."
At the palace stairs the Sawhorse stopped so sud-
denly that Number Nine and Jenny were pitched
over its head.
Uncle Henry and Aunt Em were rocking peacefully
in the palace pavilion.
"What's the rush?" asked Uncle Henry, as Jenny
and Number Nine picked themselves up from the
grass.
"Land sakes, children, are you hurt?" asked Aunt
Eni.
"Where is Ozma?" cried Jenny as soon as she was
on her feet. "The city is about to be attacked!"
Aunt Em stopped her rocking. "Why, Ozma and
Dorothy went off in the carriage to visit Glinda the
GOOd. What's that you said about a tack?"
"No time now!" cried Jenny, leaping back upon
the Sawhorse. "Come on, Whistlebreeches!" Scores
of people scurried out of the path of the racing Saw-
horse.
In another minute they were at the Style Shop.
Jenny and Number Nine ran inside. The shop was
filled with Choose Day shoppers, but Jenny and Num-
ber Nine pulled the turn-style loose from the floor,
and ran out without speaking to the amazed Sister
Six, or the shoppers waiting to be served.
Holding the turn-style, the two remounted the
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Sawhorse and sent it dashing to the city gate. When
they came up, the Soldier with the Green Whiskers,
who was the Army of Oz, was hiding under the tower
stairs. He peeped out fearfully. He was trembling
so hard that his long green whiskers fluttered like
a flag. The Guardian of the Gate was running down
from the tower, carrying an extra key and lock with
which to fortify the city.
"That won't do any good," cried Jenny, dragging
the turn-style up to the gate. "The chocolate army
has a cloud and can sail right over the wall if it
has to. Open the gate a little way, so that only one
chocolate soldier can get through at a time."
"No, no, no!" screamed the Soldier with the Green
Whiskers. "Opening the gate to an enemy is not in
the Army Rule Book."
"I don't care a chocolate drop about the Army Rule
Book," retorted Jenny. "The city must be saved!"
On the other side of the wall the thunder of march-
mg feet could be heard.
"There is no time to waste! Open the gate!" cried
Jenny to the Guardian.
The old Guardian, with bones and keys rattling,
hastened to obey. As he opened the gate a short way,
Jenny set the turn-style in the opening and quickly
pressed some buttons.
From outside the gate came an order, out of a
thousand throats.
"Forward march! Through that gate!"
The first chocolate giant appeared in the opening
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and pushed into the turn-style.
Plink! A tiny tin soldier, no bigger than a thumb,
marched out of the turn-style!
Another soldier appeared in the opening. Plink!
He had become a toy man, as small as a thumb. He
marched after the first.
Plink! Plink! Plink! The chocolate giants kept
pushing themselves into the turn-style and coming
out no bigger than thumbs, and turned to tin.
Number Nine gave a shout. "Oh, Jenny, how
clever you are!"
Some children, who had run after the Sawhorse,
seeing the little tin soldiers marching, pounced upon
them, crying, "Toys! Tin soldiers to play with!"
They carried them off to the park, where they set
them up in formation and laughed to see the tiny
things marching and shouldering arms.
As the giants on the other side of the gate did
not suspect what was happening to their comrades,
they kept coming on, with fierce steps, prepared to
capture the Emerald City for their moody-faced
General. When they were changed to toy tin soldiers,
they no longer remembered anything, and were as
pleased as the children to play games in the park.
When the last chocolate giant had been changed
like the others, the Soldier with the Green Whiskers
crept out from behind the steps.
"We have saved the city!" he said, and saluted.
"I shall go to the supply room and get myself a
medal." He marched away.
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The Guardian locked the gate. Jenny and Number
Nine took the turn-style, mounted the Sawhorse, and
rode triumphantly back to the Style Shop.
CHAPTER 23
The Slide to Freedom
BUT WHAT of poor Scraps and Jack Pumpkin-
head?" exclaimed Jenny as soon as they reached
the Style Shop. "I had nearly forgotten that they
are in prison, waiting to be rescued."
"Must we do that now? Choose Day is the most
important shopping day in the week, and the shop
is filled with out-of-town visitors. We have a busy
day ahead of us," said the boy. "Besides, we ought
to celebrate our victory."
"No time to celebrate when two friends are in
prison!" Jenny said sternly. "We will set up the
turn-style, and then Sister Six and I will get down
to serving customers. I don't want to disappoint
them. But you must go to the palace and find the
Wizard of Oz. He will help you rescue Jack and
Scraps. When the chocolate General learns that his
army has been captured, he may revenge himself on
our two friends."
The turn-style was soon set up. "Perhaps you had
better not wear the whistlebreeches in the palace.
They might disturb the Wizard. Step through the
turn-style, and I'll change your suit for today,"
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said Jenny.
Number Nine stepped through the turn-style, while
Jenny pushed some buttons. He came out wearing
a neat cutaway jacket and well-fitting trousers of
green velvet. He was delighted and hastened to
mount the Sawhorse to start for the palace.
"Hurry!" called Jenny. "Every minute means dan-
ger for Scraps and Jack Pumpkinhead."
The boy tried to urge the wooden animal to go
fast, but the visitors had become so numerous that
the streets were crowded, and the Sawhorse moved
slowly through the throng.
"Try to go faster!" said the boy. "Something may
happen to our friends while we are dallying."
Just then a soft voice close to the boy said, "Hello,
Master Number Nine!" The boy turned and saw a
lovely young girl, dressed in all the colors of the rain-
bow, dancing beside him.
"Why, Miss Polychrome !" he said. "It's been a
long time since we've played together in the rain.
How is your parent, the Rainbow?"
"As beautiful as ever," said the girl, dancing
along. "Must you hurry so, or can you stay and play
now?"
"I am on my way to find the Wizard and ask him
to rescue two friends from the wrath of an angry
General."
"Goodbye, then, till a rainy day." The girl danced
away.
Number Nine looked after her, thinking, "Now,
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I hope no one else slows me up." Just then his path
was blocked by the round, copper figure of Tik Tok,
the clock man, walking arm in arm with a fierce-
looking Pirate. "I wish they'd get out of my way,"
thought the boy. But he dared not say anything.
The Pirate was talking in a loud, swaggering voice
that frightened Number Nine.
"You shine like the sun, my friend Tik Tok. But
look at me. Never before has Captain Salt appeared
in public with such muddy sea boots. Where can I
get a shine?"
"At-the-zoo-you-can-get-a mon-key-shine," tocked
the clock man, not in the least frightened by the loud
voice. The two turned in the direction of the animal
enclosure.
"Come on, Sawhorse, run a bit!" urged the boy.
But another obstacle arose. This was the public soda
fountain, crowded with thirsty visitors. The Saw-
horse went around it. Number Nine saw many of
his brothers and sisters, who waved to him as he
went by.
"Poor Scraps and Jack Pumpkinhead. Will I reach
the Wizard before something happens to them?" the
boy thought. At last he arrived at the palace. "I
hope I am not too late!" he cried, as he sprang down
and ran into the palace.
He could see no one about. He glanced timidly
around him, for he had never been in such splendor.
Then he walked briskly, hoping to meet someone
who would lead him to the Wizard. He crossed the
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green glass floor of the reception hall and mounted
a flight of spiral stairs built of black mirrors. Turn-
ing at the top into a long corridor, he entered a
passage that led into a Grand Reception Hall, with
a high, vaulted roof of green crystal. The palace
seemed deserted.
He walked through many passages, and past hun-
dreds of doors. The doors had name plates on them,
but none of them said WIZARD. Number Nine was
becoming discouraged. "So much time going to
waste! I wish Jenny had come with me," he thought
He passed through room after room, both large
and small. Then he mounted endless stairs and
finally went up the highest flight in the palace. These
were narrow stone steps that wound around and
around, up to the very top of the highest spire. When
he reached the top, he saw nothing but another
closed door.
"All that climbing for nothing!" he exclaimed in
disappointment.
Just then the door opened, and out stepped a little
man with a shiny bald head and a ruddy complexion,
carrying a broom and wearing a dressing gown. The
man began to sweep the dust from the floor. "Is
there anything I can do for you?" he asked.
Number Nine said, "Can you tell me where the
Wizard is?"
"He is somewhere; with someone you may be
sure," said the man with a chuckle. "That is the sum
of it."
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"That isn't some of it, but all of it," snapped Num-
ber Nine. "I've come all the way up here looking for
him. Please hurry and tell me where he is !"
"Let's start at the bottom of the matter," said
man with the broom. "Maybe I can help you."
"No, no!" the boy said impatiently. "I can't stop
to tell you. Scraps and Jack Pumpkinhead are
prisoners on a chocolate star. Only the great Wizard
of Oz can bring them back."
"Come inside," said the short man, with a crackle
of a laugh. "I am pretty good at finding lost people
myself."
Number Nine stepped into the room. It was the
smallest and dingiest of any room in the palace. In
each of the four walls was a battered old door. The
man looked too small and insignificant to belong in
the palace.
"He's just a lunatic who lives in the tower.
can't help me," thought Number Nine.
The man sat down and motioned Number Nine to
another chair. "Hungry? I'll whistle up a meal for
you."
The man whistled, and immediately one of the
doors opened and a tray of food walked in on four
silver legs. It was the most elaborate meal that
Number Nine had ever seen.
"Help yourself. Go ahead," said the man. "All I
want is a cookie."
"We mustn't lose any time! Think of the two
prisoners," cried the boy.
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"Come, now, have a bit of food," coaxed the man.
Number Nine thought he could get away sooner by
obeying, so he helped himself to some food.
"He's completely cracked," thought the boy.
The little man nibbled his cookie. Suddenly he
shot a question at the boy.
"How would you like a new job, working for me?
I need a lazy boy."
Number Nine stopped eating and said, "No, thank
you! I have a good job. And I'm not as lazy as you
think."
"That's too bad. Then I can't hire you. As soon
as you are through eating, we'll try to locate your
missing friends."
Number Nine jumped up. "I'm all through now."
"Follow me," roared the little man, holding his
broom in both hands in front of him.
As Number Nine stood up, the east door opened
by itself, and they went through it.
"This east room is my laboratory," said the little
man. Number Nine's blue mouth opened in astonish-
ment at what he saw.
The room was large and filled with all kinds of
machinery, bottles, retorts, and tubes. The tubes
were filled with bright-colored powders and bubbling
liquids that filled the room with fragrant odors.
There were also queer mirrors, and telescopes with
automatic hands that focused and adjusted them-
selves, and endless gears and wheels, and enormous
pendulums that swung rhythmically from the ceilinge
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"First, we'll consult the Bureau of Missing Per-
sons." The little man went to a bureau at the
wall, pulled open a drawer, and took out a little black
notebook. "As soon as anything is missing in Oz, its
name writes itself in this book," he explained. "Some
of these things have been missing for hundreds of
years. Here is a Munchkin baker boy who has
missing for 984 years, 5 days, and 6 hours. My,
my! I am certainly behind in my work!"
The little man kept turning the pages of the note-
book. He read, as if talking to himself, "2 walking
lamp posts, 1 pink kitten, 20 solid-gold fish, 1 greedy
cow, and yes, yes, here they are! 1 Jack Pumpkin-
head and 1 Scraps, a patchwork girl."
The man looked up. "You are right. They are
missing."
"I know it," said Number Nine, jumping at the
little man with anger. "You are just wasting time.
I don't believe you can find them!"
The little man chuckled. "Just step this way, to the
west room, please." He led the way through another
door.
They passed down a hall, and Number Nine stared
at the crowded hooks and shelves there. He saw
many wigs and masks, false faces, and false legs and
arms, noses, and eyes of every color and size. And
there were animal skins, and the wings of birds,
bats, butterflies, and insects. Besides these, there
were dozens of men's suits, frock coats in red, green,
blue, purple, and yellow, and canes and high silk
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hats.
"The man must be terribly loony," thought the
boy. "Who can he be?"
Next minute Number Nine found himself standing
in the west room. It was empty, except for a large
and strange machine in the center.
"This is the teletable. It locates missing things
and people." The little man began to turn some dials.
Number Nine watched him closely. The man went
on explaining, "The two main parts of this machine
are the Compound Gazabo and the Goggle-optics.
With these, one can see and hear to the farthest
star."
He pointed to another part, saying, "And here is
the Trumpet Eye. You put your eye to it and listen.
You put your ear to it and look. Is it all clear?"
"As clear as chocolate," said the boy.
"It's such an intelligent machine, the most stupid
person can run it. Here, you locate your friends.
yourself. And if you find anything else, make a note
of it." The man handed the boy some ruled music
paper. "I'll just sit down and take a little nap."
Taking a seat in the corner, the man covered his head
with a napkin.
Number Nine sat down before the machine and
put his ear to the Trumpet Eye. At the same time,
he watched an oblong mirror attached to it, and his
fingers turned some dials. Soon a formless mass
appeared in the mirror.
"I'm finding something!" exclaimed Number Nine.
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He carefully turned the dials, and the mass in the
mirror came closer and took shape. It was a pink
kitten, combing itself with a black comb and mewing
forlornly.
"Ahz!" said Number Nine in disappointment. "It's
only that lost kitten, in the catacombs under the
city." He made some notes and turned the dials
again. "I hope I find the prisoners soon."
The mirror cleared, and then another picture took
shape. This time Number Nine saw an old man with
a long blue beard, wearing a baker's cap and a short,
Munchkin boy's suit, fishing by a blue river. A
string of five solid-gold fish lay beside him.
"That must be the Munchkin baker boy who has
been missing over 984 years. He has caught only 5 of
the 20 missing solid-gold fish! His beard has grown
quite long, but he hasn't changed his clothes all the
time," thought Number Nine.
"Ho, hum!" The baker's yawn came through
teletable.
"The loafer! I suppose it would take a cake of
yeast to raise him from that soft spot," declared
Number Nine.
Once again he made some notes and turned
dials. This time stars and clouds flashed across
mirror. Then a chocolate-colored speck came
view. "I'm getting it!" exclaimed the boy.
He spun the dials slowly, watching the speck grow
bigger and take the shape of a star. Then its entire
shape was no longer in the mirror, but only a part
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of it. He saw a chocolate mountain-top.
"There they are !" he shouted, catching sight
of Jack and then of Scraps in their prison cells.
Marching back and forth before the prison was the
moody-faced General.
"That blackguard stayed home himself and sent
his soldiers to capture the Emerald City," thought
Number Nine. He heard Scraps calling to the Gen-
eral,
"Hi, you fat fox,
Why won't you box?"
Number Nine saw the General stop and glare at
Scraps, saying, "Listen, Rags, for the last time, I
tell you I'll never be boxed chocolate!"
At these words Jack Pumpkinhead shook the bars
and shouted, "When Jenny comes back, she'll make
it so hot for you, you'll run!"
"She is never coming back," boasted the General
with a terrible scowl. "By this time, my army has
captured the Emerald City. I am awaiting word at
any moment."
Number Nine became so excited, he shook his fist
at the picture in the mirror and yelled, forgetting
that the instrument could not carry his voice, "Ho,
ho, is that so, you thick chocolate ninny? You ought
to see your brave soldiers playing with the children
in the park!"
The little man woke from his nap and took the
napkin from his head.
"Well," he smiled pleasantly, "have you picked up
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anything of interest?"
"I have found them!" exclaimed Number Nine
Proudly. "At least, they're in the teletable. Now,
how do we bring them home?"
The little man nodded. "I told you that was a
smart machine. Now, to the cosmic with my Ozmic
Ray!"
The man went to a closet and came back carrying
a long tube. He connected this to the side of the
teletable.
"Keep the picture and the sound clear," he said
to Number Nine. "Wish them back intensely, while I
adjust the intensifier."
The boy closed his eyes and wished hard. When
he opened his eyes, he saw a golden beam of light
shooting from the end of the tube through the open
window, and toward the sky. The machine was sput-
tering electrically. Number Nine looked into
mirror. It showed him the other end of the golden
beam speeding toward the chocolate mountain.
shower of sparks fell over the General and the prison.
"Ouch! I'm melting!" came the General's voice.
The General and the chocolate prison were melting
down and running in liquid trickles over the moun-
tain rocks.
"We're free! We're free!" Jack Pumpkinh
shouted to Scraps. Then the two leaped over
liquid chocolate and ran toward the golden ray.
"Look!" Scraps was so excited she forgot
rhyme. "It tips down from the mountain like a ban-
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ister. Shall we slide down it?"
"Yes," said Jack. "Oh, I hope it leads to Emerald
City!"
Scraps climbed onto the Ozmic Ray, face down-
ward, hugging it like a banister.
"Here I go!
Toward friend or foe!"
She shot downward. Jack Pumpkinhead moved
stiffly, saying, "I hope my head doesn't fly off on the
way down." Then he slid after her.
"Here we are, from the star!" came a merry voice
in the laboratory. Jerking around, Number Nine
saw Scraps and Jack Pumpkinhead sliding down the
Ozmic Ray, through the window, and toward the
teletable!
Boom! boom! They came to a stop and jumped to
the floor.
"Yippee!" cried Scraps, and began turning back-
flips through the room.
"Thank Ozness, we're saved," cried Jack, his yel-
low face beaming.
Number Nine pointed to the little bald-headed man.
"Thank him. He saved you. And I don't even know
his name."
"Never mind," said the little man hastily. "Ozma
has just returned, and I must present myself to her.
I'll have to change my clothes, so you three had
better go."
The thought of going down those hundreds of
stairs made Number Nine sigh. "My legs ache at the
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thought of that long climb down," he said.
"Then you may use the Ambassa-door," said the
little man, pointing to the south door. "The three of
you just stand before it and wish yourselves at the
foot of the stairs."
"I didn't get to see the Wizard," said Number Nine
in disappointment, as he and Jack, and Scraps
walked to the door. It looked like any old battered
door, without magical powers. But no sooner had
Number Nine made the wish, than the Ambassa-door
whisked him out, and he found himself, along with
Jack Pumpkinhead and Scraps, in the Grand Hall-
way on the first floor of the palace.
The three looked around and saw that the Grand
Hallway was crowded with people and other crea-
tures from all the lands of Oz. Among these were
the celebrated Scarecrow, the Tin Woodman, Pro-
fessor Wogglebug, Glinda the Good, Princess
Dorothy, and Aunt Em and Uncle Henry.
Rows of footmen in green uniforms with gold
tassels stood erect along the walls. At the foot of
the stairs stood the Soldier with the Green Whiskers.
Raising his trumpet to his lips, the Soldier blew four
notes: TA-RA-TA-TA!
All heads turned toward the Grand Stairway.
Number Nine, Jack Pumpkinhead, and Scraps stood
looking up the stairway. After a few minutes a little
man in a bright red frock coat, high-heeled boots, a
shirt with a starched collar appeared on the stairs.
He carried a brilliant red cane and a high silk hat.
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He came slowly down the stairs, bearing himself
with great dignity.
"Why, that's the little man I was with all the
afternoon!" thought Number Nine. "Can he be as
important as all this?"
At the moment the Soldier with the Green
Whiskers sang out, "MAKE WAY FOR HIS EX-
CELLENCY, THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ!"
"Well!" declared Number Nine in astonishment
"I guess I was the loony one all the time!"
The guests now went into the great Banquet Hall
of the palace, and Number Nine hurried to tell Jenny
his adventures.
"Your Sawhorse is outside. the palace, waiting to
take you back to the pumpkin field," said Number
Nine to Jack Pumpkinhead. "As for you, Scraps,
come with me to the Style Shop and Jenny will
change you from that funny-looking boy's bathing
suit to your own precious patches."
Scraps somersaulted happily after him.
CHAPTER 24
The Midnight Oil Burns Low
IT WAS almost evening when Jenny closed the
shop. It had been a busy day, and she was tired.
But she felt happy to know that the prisoners had
returned to the Emerald City. Number Nine had
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come and gone and now Jenny went upstairs to get
ready for bed.
"Perhaps Ozma will hold the ozlection now that
I'm back," thought Jenny.
Before she could undress, there was a knock at
the shop door. She hurried downstairs. Outside the
door of the shop, she saw Jellia Jamb, Ozma's maid-
in-waiting.
"Come in, Jellia," said Jenny, opening the door
wide.
"I can't stay. Ozma sent me to ask you to come to
the meeting in the Ivory Tower, at the top of the
Ploz."
"Ploz?" said Jenny. "What's that?"
"P.L.O~Public Library of Oz," explained Jellia.
"The meeting is important. It's about the ozlection,"
she said, and hurried away.
Jenny put on her newest dress, a pink trimmed
with soap bubbles. As she looked into her mirror she
thought, "I look as young as Number Nine. But he
doesn't seem as young to me as he used to." Smiling,
she stepped out into the twilight, drawing the door
shut behind her. The entire house immediately shut-
tered itself, except Jenny's bedroom, which remained
waiting up for her.
Jenny hurried toward the library building which
was darkening with the evening. The only light
came from a small window in the tower.
"That's a strange place for a meeting," Jenny said
to herself. "I wonder why they chose that. But Ozma
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acts wisely. I'll know soon enough."
There was nobody in the street, for the people and
the houses retire early, and Jenny felt lonesome run-
ning along by herself. She talked aloud, to keep her-
self company.
When she came up to the library building, she was
no longer alone. For at that moment, there arrived
Ozma's carriage, drawn by the Cowardly Lion and
the Hungry Tiger. It stopped at the door, and from
it dismounted Ozma, Dorothy, Glinda, the Scarecrow,
the Tin Woodman, Uncle Henry, and Aunt Em. Now
that she saw the royal party, she felt honored to be
present. It was indeed an important occasion, and
tomorrow she would tell Number Nine all about it.
"Hello, Jenny dear," called Ozma. "It was nice of
you to come. I was at Glinda's castle when you saved
the city with your turn-style. If you and your office
boy had not acted so promptly, the city might have
been submerged in chocolate when I returned. I
thank you with all my heart and shall reward you
in good time."
"Oh, it was nothing at all, Your Majesty," said
Jenny.
The Scarecrow opened the door for Queen Ozma,
sweeping off his hat and bowing low as she passed.
Ozma smiled and paused a moment before going in.
"Professor Wogglebug isn't expecting us," she
said. "But I know he'll welcome a surprise."
At this moment the Cowardly Lion spoke up. "Isn't
this a rather dark part of town?"
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"The books in this library are full of illumination,"
laughed the Scarecrow.
"Books have never been known to shed light on
animals," said the Cowardly Lion dolefully.
"Don't fear," said Ozma. "You and the Hungry
Tiger may come with us."
Uncle Henry unharnessed the animals, and the
two bounded into the building.
"Hm!" said the Hungry Tiger, sniffing the air
and looking around at the thousands of books that
covered the walls, "not a juicy bone in all this dry
stuff."
The Cowardly Lion replied, "During the day there
are some boneheads here. But at night only the
bookworms remain."
"What's a little bookworm to an appetite like
mine? No, I'll just stay hungry," said the Tiger.
The rest of the party came into the library and
went toward the reversible chute. This was a slide
that carried one up to the top floor of the building.
This chute was very useful, although it was the re-
sult of an accident. Professor Wogglebug, who had
prepared the design for the builder, had accidentally
copied the specifications backward, reversing the
action of the slide. The atoms and molecules, all be-
ing reversed, slid everything up instead of down.
One by one, the party sat down on the bottom of
the chute and were slid up, coming to a stop before
the door of the Ivory Tower. On this door hung a
sign:
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THE PROFESSOR IS IN
When they were all assembled at the door, Ozma
tapped on it. There was no answer. She knocked
again, more loudly. Still there was no sound from
inside the room.
Ozma knocked a third time, so hard that her
knuckles hurt. But only silence came from within.
"He must be wrapped in his work over his ears,"
said the Scarecrow. "I think we must all pound on
the door."
They all knocked to help arouse the Wogglebug.
The Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger thumped
on the door with their tails, the Scarecrow beat with
his kingly scepter, the Tin Woodman pounded with
his funnel hat, and the others used their knuckles.
They kept up the pounding and knocking until
Aunt Em said, "I declare, the Professor's mind must
be wandering."
"If 'twas a hog wandering, I'd give the hog call.
That would bring it back," said Uncle Henry. "But
I suppose you can't use a hog call on a professor!"
"He's a hog for learning," said Dorothy. "And
besides, I don't think he'd mind. Go ahead, Uncle
Henry, and give your best hog call."
"Hold on, everybody. Here I go!" said Uncle
Henry, and he cupped his hands around his mouth
and emitted the loudest, strangest cry that Jenny
had ever heard. It was a yodel and a whoop and a
siren scream all in one. It echoed through the empty
floors below and was carried up again on the rever-
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sible chute.
"Sakes alive!" said Aunt Em admiringly. "Too
bad our old neighbors back in Kansas couldn't hear
that! I'm proud of you, Henry."
They heard the key turn in the door, and, as the
door opened, they saw Professor Wogglebug stand-
ing there, yawning and stretching.
"Haz, hum!" he said. "I trust this interruption is
due to no trivial cause."
The Professor opened his eyes wider. "Our Queen
herself! Then I know this disturbance is for a worthy
reason. I was lost in thought, and for three days
I've been trying to find my way back. Then I heard
a sound and guided myself back by it."
"That was Uncle Henry's hog call," said Dorothy.
"No matter." The Professor waved his antennae
with dignity. "Pray enter, and break the solitude of
my sanctum."
The Wogglebug stood aside, and the royal party
entered, walking carefully so as not to stumble over
the books and papers that overflowed the table and
the chairs and lay in piles on the floor.
"I must ask you to leave everything in exactly the
disorder in which you see it," said the Professor.
"Please seat yourselves as best you can. You, gra-
cious Queen, may have my chair."
While Ozma occupied the only vacant chair, the
others sat on piles of books. The two beasts crouched
quietly in two corners.
"We are sorry to disturb you, Professor," said
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Ozma, "but we want to discuss the ozlection. This
was the best place to meet."
"Meat? Did someone say meat?" the Hungry Tiger
leaped up.
Everyone smiled at the beast, and the Tin Wood-
man said kindly, "Here you will find only food for
thought." The Tiger sank back in his corner.
"A-humph!" said the Professor. "The first thing to
decide on is a new method of voting. Has anyone
thought of a way?"
The others were silent and shook their heads. The
Professor took off his spectacles, breathed on them,
and polished them with his handkerchief.
Ozma said, "We have come here to get your ad-
vice. This time nothing must happen to the votes."
Princess Dorothy spoke up, "We must hold the
ozlection soon."
The Professor said, "This is a matter of great
weight. But the wait need not be great."
"But what will be the way to vote?"
The Professor smiled wisely. "The way is to
weigh."
"My, he sure talks like a professor," said Aunt Em,
looking blank.
"Humph! Thank you, madam." The Wogglebug
bowed, upsetting the pile of books on which he was
sitting. With undisturbed dignity, he seated himself
on another pile.
Uncle Henry said, "It sounds mighty learned, but
for my part, I don't know what it means."
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"Neither do I," said Glinda.
"Wait !" said the Wogglebug. "You'll soon under-
stand that we're discussing weight."
Aunt Em looked blanker than ever. Jenny spoke
up, "The Professor means that the voters will step
on a scale and be weighed!"
"Excellent, dear child!" said the Professor. He
went on, looking from one to the other, "In spite
of the good things that Jenny has done for our
people, and her being well liked, there is no doubt
that Ozma will get most of the votes. When a can-
didate gets almost all the votes in an ozlection,
there occurs a landslide. And a landslide in such
a well-laid city as ours would be nothing short of
a Catastrophe!"
"That would be dreadful!" said Glinda the Good,
shuddering.
"To prevent a landslide," the Professor went on,
"we must see that the candidates' votes are almost
evenly balanced."
"But how can we do that?" asked the Scarecrow,
whose straw brains were poking out of his head from
the effort to understand the Professor.
The Tin Woodman added, "You just said yourself
that most of the people will vote for Ozma."
"I think what the Professor means," said Jenny,
"is that we must leave the ozlection to CHANCE."
The Professor beamed and bowed toward Jenny.
"Exceedingly bright! If Ozma were not such a be-
loved Queen, I might wish that you could take her
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place. But of course that is unthinkable."
"Unthinkable!" said everybody else in a chorus,
except Jenny.
"I am more in the dark than ever," said Uncle
Henry.
"That is not surprising," said Aunt Em. "The
lamp is burning low."
"Dear me," said the Professor, "I'm all out of
midnight oil. We'll have to adjourn the meeting.
Leave everything to me. You, Queen Ozma, order
the Town Crier to cry to every household that the
people must find their way to the Public Square next
Choose Day early, when the weighing will get under
way. Each in his way will weigh himself. There will
be entertainment for those who must wait to leave
their weight."
Dorothy clapped her hands and cried, "I can't
wait till next Choose Day. This ozlection is going to
be a lot of fun,"
CHAPTER 25
The Great Ozlection
ALL ROADS running toward the Emerald City
from the four countries of Oz were filled with
traffic. Everyone was coming to vote and shop.
Every kind and color of wagon was rolling along. On
the Gillikin high road there were odd little carts
drawn by purple goats and spotted dogs covered with
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bells and tassels.
On the main Quadling thoroughfare a farmer who
was very red in the face rode a roan horse with his
wife and three children in a single saddle. There
was a jostle and a clatter of happy family parties.
When these travelers reached the top of a hill from
which they could get a clear view of the Emerald
City, they all stopped to admire the sight.
The towers and spires were sparkling in the sun.
Colored banners snapped and rolled in the morning
breeze. The green, yellow, red, purple, and blue visi-
tors in the streets looked like moving flowers. In the
center of the city, the palace and its lawns looked
like a jewel set on green velvet.
After the travelers had passed the Guardian of
the Gate, they saw the city houses smiling with wel-
come. Flowers of gay colors showed from every yard
and house. The trees were fussing and primping
and arranging their fruit and branches to look more
attractive.
The Town Crier kept wandering around the city,
wailing, "Weigh in at the Public Square! All out for
the ozlection!"
A few people were still asleep. But the houses,
hearing his sobs, shook them out of their beds.
The visiting voters left their carts in the pumpkin
field and proceeded on foot toward the Public Square,
close to the palace.
A broad path led to the heart of the Square, where
there were two platforms. On one platform sat
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Queen Ozma, and on the other, Jenny. Both girls
were dressed alike in gold-spangled dresses covered
with small question marks and X's in honor of the
ozlection. The dresses had just been turned out of
the turn-style.
Beside each girl stood a large weighing scale of
pure silver, inlaid with emeralds, in the best Oz-ish
manner. Between the two platforms stood Professor
Wogglebug. In one hand he held a speaking-tube.
"Humph!" he cleared his throat, and raised the
speaking-tube to his lips. "AT-TENTION, EVERY-
BODY!"
The laughter and talk in the Public Square ended,
and the people listened to the Wogglebug. The Pro-
fessor bowed in appreciation of the silence. Then he
raised his speaking-tube again.
"With full use of my wisdom and forethought, I
have arranged this ozlection. The candidates are our
gracious Queen, Ozma, and Miss Jenny Jump, Stylist.
To avoid any mistake, I have decided that Chance
alone will rule. You good people from our fair lands
will form a single line. The first person in the line
will step onto Ozma's platform scale and weigh him-
self. The second person will step on Miss Jenny
Jump's scale. The third will go to Ozma's, the fourth,
to Miss Jenny Jump's, and so forth.
"I shall keep a record of the weights. The candi-
date who has in her favor the most poundage of our
noble citizenry will be our future Ruler. Now, will
a line please form.?"
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The Wogglebug ran among the people, directing
them to take their places. Then, looking at his watch,
he said, "It is now seven fifteen, A. M. The time for
voting has come. You, Winkie girl"-he pointed to
the first person in the line"--proceed to Ozma's
scale."
Professor Wogglebug hurried after the Winkie
girl. As she stepped onto the scale, the Professor
took out his notebook and said, "Sixty-seven pounds.
Sixty-seven votes for Ozma." He wrote "67" in his
notebook under the name of Ozma.
"Next, you Gillikin boy. Don't be bashful. Step
right up to Miss Jenny Jump's scale. It is not only
your right, but your duty, to vote!"
The boy timidly approached Jenny Jump's plat-
form and stepped on the scale. "Ahz," cried the
Professor. "Eighty-seven pounds." He wrote the
number in his notebook under the name of Jenny.
"Let me see-sixty-seven subtracted from eighty-
seven leaves twenty-that's twenty votes in Miss
Jenny Jump's favor!"
But after two more people had been weighed, the
Professor cried out, "Our Queen is now leading by
nine votes!"
Jenny felt strange, there before so many people.
Now she knew exactly how a queen must feel.
"It's not all fun," she said to herself. "But just the
same, I want to be Queen. If I win, I intend to move
into the royal palace. But I'll hate to give up the
Style Shop."
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There were many faces in the crowd that gave
Jenny a friendly smile. She could see many of her
styles on the people. At this point, the Soldier with
the Green Whiskers was directed by the Wogglebug
to Jenny's scale. A huge gold medal covered half the
Soldier's chest. He stepped on Jenny's scale, and the
Wogglebug shouted, "One hundred fifty-five pounds
of Army vote."
The Soldier turned indignantly. "I beg your par-
don, Professor Wogglebug, T.E. But according to
the Records of the Army, my weight has always been
one hundred twenty-five. There is no reason why I
should be twenty-five pounds overweight today!"
The Soldier was still standing on the scale, and the
pointer touched 155. The Professor put his hand on
the scale.
"Do you dispute the accuracy of this instrument?"
he said.
The Soldier turned greener with anger. "Are you
calling the Army Records false?" he shouted.
The Wogglebug drew back, studying the Soldier.
His eyes fell on the large medal.
"Ah, haz!" he said, pointing at the Soldier's chest.
"That explains everything!"
The Soldier's eyes fell on the medal, and his face
broke into a smile. "Ahz, yes, I had forgotten. My
decoration for saving the city from the chocolate
army."
He marched away from the scale, and Ozma leaned
toward Jenny's platform.
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"I have been thinking of-" said Ozma, when the
Wogglebug stepped between the two platforms.
"Ladies, ladies! I beg to remind you that you are
holding up the line!"
"I beg your pardon, Professor," said Jenny and
Ozma.
The Wogglebug called, "Next, please. Keep the
line moving."
The weighing-in continued. The votes kept closely
balanced. First Ozma would be ahead, then Jenny
would overtake her, or pass her. The people were in
a state of great excitement, not knowing how the
ozlection would turn out at the end.
As noon approached, the footmen from the palace
set up picnic tables in the Public Square. Someone
said to Jenny, "Could you tell me what the score is
now?" But Jenny could not see anyone speaking to
her.
"It is 15,009 votes for Ozma, and 15,010 for my-
self." She looked around, "Are you the Voice That
Lost His Man?"
"The same. Has my Man been weighed in yet?"
asked the Voice.
"I don't know," said Jenny.
"Oh, here he comes. My vacation is over !" The
Voice had both disappointment and pleasure in its
tone.
Coming from the front of the line and stepping
around the Wogglebug, Jenny saw a stout, dark man
with pointed, waxed mustaches. He waved his hands
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as he walked, and when he stepped on the platform
he wiggled his fingers, as if he were trying to shape
words with them.
"I don't know what you are trying to say," said
Jenny. Then she heard the Voice, "Here I am,
Master! Is that horrid Cold out of your throat?"
The dark, round man rolled his eyes and exposed
his even rows of teeth in a grin. He waved his arms
and danced, his face radiant with joy. But not a
sound did he utter.
"Oh, Master! I know what you would sing if you
had me inside you." The Voice burst into song beside
the singer 5 head, "0, Sole Mio!"
The man clapped his hands and seemed speechless
with delight. Then the Voice said, "Farewell, free-
dom! Farewell, the open road!" The next time it
spoke, it came from the throat of the man.
"Ahz !" cried the man. "At last my golden voice
is with me again! Never, never do I fish in the drafts
again! To you, Miss Jenny Jump, I am so happy, I
give my weight and my heart!"
The Professor said, "Just the weight, if you
please."
The singer bounded on the scale. The pointer went
swinging to three hundred pounds!
"Thank you," cried Jenny. "If all my voters
weighed as much as you, I'd be sure to win the oz-
lection."
As the singer was departing, his mouth wide
open in song, a midget came up. While the fattest
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woman in Oz stepped on Ozma's scale, the midget
weighed in on Jenny's.
Jenny was ready to cry. For Ozma was now in the
lead. A few minutes later the Wogglebug announced
that lunch was ready for everyone.
After lunch the voting was resumed. The score
kept teetering between Ozma and Jenny. Everyone
known to the people of Oz was weighed in-Sir
Hokus, Princess Dorothy, Aunt Em, Uncle Henry,
Jellia Jamb, Polychrome, and many others.
At night a full moon hghted the Public Square.
All over the city, fireworks and entertainments were
going on. No one thought of sleeping. The houses
remained wide awake, sharing the excitement. There
was only a small line of voters remaining unweighed.
The score still was so close that it looked as if the
ozlection would be decided with the last votes.
Number Nine and his family stood patiently near
the end of the line. When the office boy stepped on
Jenny's scale, he grinned and leaned close to Jenny,
saying, "I'm glad I'm voting for you, Boss."
"If I become Queen," said Jenny, "you shall be
my front page boy."
"Thanks, Boss. I'd like that. But if you don't get
to be Queen, don't feel bad."
Jenny tossed her head. "I guess my chance is as
good as Ozma's."
Each member of Number Nine's family was
weighed in and then vanished into the crowd. As the
last people in the line drew closer, word began to
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spread over the city that the ozlection was soon to
be decided. The people left their fireworks and games
and massed in the Public Square.
"A-humph! At-tention, everybody!"
The Professor stepped to the front of Ozma's plat-
form. He held up his notebook, reading aloud.
"The score between the candidates is now: Queen
Ozma, one million, six hundred thousand and seven
pounds. Miss Jenny Jump, one million, six hundred
thousand and twelve pounds. Miss Jenny Jump is
leading by five pounds. And there are only two
voters left to cast their weight!"
The crowd burst into a tremendous shout. The
Wogglebug held up his hand.
"Please, please! Save your shouting for the oz-
lected Ruler of our fair land. Voter, step up to Queen
Ozma's scale."
Jenny's heart was beating fast. Two more votes,
and the ozlection would be decided! She might be
Queen!
The next to the last voter stepped onto Ozma's
scale. A tense silence hung over the Public Square.
When the Wogglebug spoke, his voice trembled with
excitement.
"This voter weighs eighty-three pounds, bringing
Ozma's total votes to one million, six hundred thou-
sand and ninety pounds. And now, the last voter,
who will decide the future destiny of Oz !"
Jenny was so excited, her feet kept twitching.
"Am I to be Queen of Oz?" she whispered to herself.
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A weary old man stepped on Jenny's scale.
"Seventy-eight pounds!" announced the Wogglebug.
"Bringing Jenny Jump's total to one million, six hun-
dred thousand and ninety pounds. Great Socrates'
socks! IT'S A TIE!"
The people went wild. "A tie, a tie," they cried,
and many took off their neckties and waved them in
the air.
Jenny jumped from her chair. "What are we to
do?" she cried.
The Wogglebug shook his head. "The same num-
ber of people voted for Ozma as for Jenny. And
there is no one left to vote."
"Does that mean we are both to be Queen?" asked
Jenny, her heart bobbing in her throat.
"Not an ant's chance! Only one person can be
Queen in Oz. That is the unwritten law of the land!"
declared the Wogglebug.
"Must we have another ozlection?" asked Ozma,
sounding a little tired.
The Professor joined his hands behind him and
paced up and down. "Your Majesty, I am con-
founded and dumfounded! We have the problem-
but where is the answer?"
"Here!" came a cheery voice.
Jenny, Ozma, and the Wogglebug stared toward
the place from which the voice had come. There,
walking down the moon path on Ozma's platform,
came a tiny man with a beard as bushy as a porcu-
pine and a battered old hat with an owl's feather.
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"It's Siko Pompus!" cried Jenny. "He can decide
the ozlection."
"And that I am meanin' to do, my dear," said
the Leprechaun. "It's glad I am to see ye all!" He
spun around on his toe, nodding to everyone. The
people crowded closer to see the queer little man,
and to learn how he would determine the outcome of
the ozlection.
The Wogglebug hurried near to the Leprechaun.
"Sir, you've come just in time. Both candidates have
had an equal number of voters. If you step on one
scale, there should be someone else to step on the
other scale. But since you are a visitor to the city,
you must choose which scale you prefer, and decide
the ozlection."
Jenny ran to the Leprechaun. She felt light-
hearted with confidence. "Dear Siko Pompus, vote
for me! You are my friend!"
The Leprechaun took Jenny's hand, saying, "Yes,
Jenny, it's your friend I am. That's why I'm wantin'
to save ye a heap of responsibility. Stay a simple
girl!"
Before Jenny could understand him, he had dropped
her hand and jumped on Ozma 's scale.
"QUEEN OZMA IS QUEEN!" Professor Woggle
bug cried.
The people's shouts rocked the city. "Ozma, our
beloved Queen!" they shouted.
Jenny stamped her foot. "He made me lose the
ozlection!" she cried furiously. She felt her temper
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rising until it seemed to be boiling in her blood.
"I'll get you, you old Leprechaun!" she shouted
and rushed at the little man.
CHAPTER 26
Jenny's Last Flare-Up
JENNY rushed at the little man, her temper be-
yond her control. But just as she was about to
grab him, he ran up a moonbeam, out of her reach.
"I'll get you!" Jenny cried again and tried to run
up the moonbeam. But she fell through to the
ground. The Leprechaun went higher and higher
until he was out of sight.
"I'll get somebody!" Jenny cried, and she dashed
at the Wogglebug. The Professor scampered under
the platform.
Ozma went to Jenny. "Please, Jenny, keep calm.
Everything will be all right."
"Everything is all wrong!" Jenny said. "And I'm
going to get even!"
She ran toward the people, and they parted before
her as if she were a ferocious animal. Jenny ran
on through the streets.
"I'm going to do something to make them sorry
that I'm not Queen!" she cried to herself. She ran
on, not knowing where she was going or what she
would do. She ran until she came to the gate of
the animal-plant enclosure. Her temper gave her
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extra strength, and she threw open the gate and
ran into the enclosure.
All around her the animal-plants were peacefully
sleeping. "I'll set them free!" she stormed. "They'll
run loose, smashing everything, and the wild animal
plants will knock over all the people!"
Jerking a forked branch from a tree, she prodded
a dandy-lion. The dandy-lion reared up and went
rushing through the enclosure and out of the gate
Jenny wrenched open the doors of the fox-glove
kennels. The blue, gray, silver, and red foxes ran
out, so excited that they began nipping at the legs
of other animals.
Cries, bellows, and yowls began coming up from
the enclosure. All the animal-plants were awake
and pulling at their flower chains. Jenny prodded the
tiger-lilies. The tigers leaped from the plants, ran
wildly round and round, then burst through the gate.
From the city came cries, "The animal-plants are
loose!"
"Yes," Jenny shouted, "the animal-plants are loose,
and more will be loose." Her temper was so high and
so hot, it seemed it would burn the top of her head
off. She freed the holly-hawks, catnip cats, dogwood
dogs, and the snap-dragons.
She ran, kicking and striking at everything that
got in her way, toward another corner of the en-
closure. A dark shape rushed toward her. There
was a threatening cry.
"Look out Bullhead!"
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"Who's a bullhead!" Jenny shouted. "I'll get you!"
"You're in the bull-rush pen now," said the heavy
voice, closer. It gave a long bellow.
"I'm not afraid of bulls!" Jenny said. Just then
she was tripped by a horn and fell flat on her face.
"Who made you stum-bull?" said the animal.
Jenny gasped, trying to get back enough breath
to answer. Other bulls came running up, and Jenny
saw that she was in a bull ring. Heads were lowered,
silver horns flashed in the moonlight. In the face of
danger, Jenny's temper was cooling rapidly.
"Who are you, anyway?" she cried to the circle of
bulls. They answered, one by one.
"I'm Tum-bull."
"I'm F'um-bull."
"I'm Grum-bull."
"I'm Mum-bull."
"I'm Gob-bull."
"I'm Hum-bull," said a mild and pathetic voice.
A heavy black shape lumbered close and blew its
heavy breath in her face. "You'll never get away
from me. I'm Trou-bull!"
"Go away, or I'll fix you," Jenny said, her temper
beginning to boil again. She jumped up, and, in a
sudden spasm of fury, threw herself at Trou-bull's
head, catching hold of the horns. The great, shaggy
beast swung around, lowered its head, jerked her up,
and sent her sailing through the air.
Crack! Jenny hit against the fence of the enclo-
sure and fell into the grass. The fence awoke and
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promptly loosened one of its rails. The rail hit Jenny
over the head.
"Oh, oh, what happened?" she said, her eyes clos-
ing. "Why did I have to get angry?"
Then she didn't know any more, for she had
fainted.
CHAPTER 27
The Animals Run Wild
THE CITY was filled with confusion. The people
were running away from the animals who had
escaped from their plants. Many of them pursued
people into the houses and cellars. Others ran wildly,
trying to find shelter. Foxes, lions, and tigers sniffed
at the houses. The houses passed the alarm from
door to door. When the animals came too close, the
houses began fighting them.
One old house had been lazily scratching its back
with its chimney, when it felt a dragon sniffing at
the foot of its stairs. The house was so startled that
its eyes bulged out, cracking three panes of glass.
It began to tremble, and it looked so sick with fright
that its dark green paint began to pale. When the
dragon passed on, the house recovered its color.
The dragon passed to another dwelling. This house
became so enraged that it walloped the beast with
its chimney. But in the meantime, a catnip slipped
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into the house, crawled into a bed, and fell asleep.
The merrymaking was over in the Emerald City.
Everywhere people were trying to get to their homes
and put the frightened children to bed. Queen Ozma
sent the Town Crier to cry the animals back to their
enclosure and to quiet the people. But the Town
Crier took one look at the animals fighting the
houses, and turned and ran.
Number Nine and his father had succeeded in get-
ting their family safe within the Uncle's house. Then
Number Nine began to worry about Jenny.
"I'm going out to see what has happened to my
Boss."
"I'll go with you, son. Maybe I can do some good.
If not that, maybe I can find the blue-blooded horses
I've been trying to get."
Soon after they set out, the father saw a bull
caught halfway in a window. The window had shut
itself on the bull, squeezing with all its might. The
clothesline had tied itself around its tail and was
trying to pull the animal out.
The Munchkin father grasped the clothesline and
helped pull the bull into the street. When he had
got the animal out, he said to it, "What were you
trying to do?"
"I was just getting away from all this dreadful
noise," answered the bull. "And I want to find a
friend."
A large tear rolled down the bull's nose. "You're
the first person who hasn't chased me this night."
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"Would you like me to be your friend?" asked the
father.
"But you pulled my tail!" said the bull.
"I won't do that again," promised the father.
"All right, then I'll let you own me," said the bull.
When the father proceeded down the street, the bull
followed quietly.
Number Nine and his father went on, and soon
they came to the dragon that had been having
trouble with the houses. The dragon was lying in
the middle of the road, panting hard. It had just
been knocked down by a sturdy Banana Boulevard
mansion. It raised its heads as Number Nine and his
father passed.
"Will you help me to my feet?"
"If you want my help, dragon, just blow your
breath the other way," said the father. "This is my
new suit of clothes." He pinched out a few burning
spots in his sleeves. Then he helped the dragon to
its feet, saying, "Go and lie under a tree."
"I tried that," said the dragon. "But the trees and
bushes stuck twigs and briars into my tender skin.
I'll just limp along after you."
The dragon and the bull were now following Num-
ber Nine and his father. His father's four blue
mules were straying about. Seeing this small pro-
cession, they joined it. Other animals slipped into
line. A catnip wildcat with saucy eyes stood in the
middle of the road, blocking the way.
"Will you please step aside?" said Number Nine's
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father.
"Why should I?" retorted the snippy wildcat, her
hair bristling.
"Can't you see you're in the way?" the father
replied patiently.
"Let me join your parade," said the wildcat.
The father looked around and was surprised to see
a string of animals two blocks long following him.
"Well, if this keeps on, I'll have all the animals
with me, and I can take them to the enclosure," he
said.
Number Nine felt important at the head of this
parade. "I wish Jenny could see me," he thought.
The bull was walking directly behind Number
Nine's father. It rubbed its nose on his neck and
asked, "Where can I get two or three buckets of
water to drink?"
"We'll stop at the elephant fountain and water all
the animals," said the father.
They marched to the corner of Pancake Park,
where an enormous statue of an elephant sprayed
green water out of its stone trunk into a basin. The
animals crowded around the basin and began drink-
ing. Other animals kept coming from other parts
of the city.
Many hours had passed since the ozlection. A
green dawn was beginning to show in the east.
"Here are the blue-blooded horses I've been look-
ing for!" exclaimed the father. Number Nine looked
across the park and saw, in the first rays of morning,
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four blue horses trotting abreast. They came close
to the bull and stood whispering to it. Then they
turned and trotted up to the father.
"The bull says that you are the animals' friend.
We want to come with you," said one of the horses.
"That will be fine. I have a snug, clean barn on
my farm in the Munchkin country," said the father.
"I have been hunting for you many days."
When the animals had drunk all they wanted, they
formed in a procession. Just as the farmer was go-
ing to lead them off, up came a large girl dressed
in a suit of brilliant green spangles, with a belt of
gold and a bright gold sword hanging jauntily at
her side.
She marched up to the farmer and saluted. "I am
General Jinjur," she announced.
"What I need is not a general, but a Field Mar-
shal, to marshal these animals back to their field,"
said the father.
General Jinjur gave him a haughty stare and
replied, "In private life, I, too, am a farmer. I can
handle animals very well."
"Good!" said Number Nine's father. "You can lead
these back to the enclosure and see that they are
safely locked up. I'll take my four blue-blooded
horses and this bull that wants me for a friend. I'll
gather my family and start back for the Munchkin
country. We've had lots of fun and excitement on
our vacation in the Emerald City. But it's time we
all got back to the farm."
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Number Nine looked sorry to hear his father's
words. He said, "Then I must say goodbye, father.
For I must find Jenny Jump and return with her to
the Style Shop."
Number Nine and General Jinjur started toward
the animal-plant enclosure. General Jinjur walked
with a spunky strut.
The animals paraded after them, and in the grow-
mg daylight the remaining ones who had been
loosened by Jenny the night before came from the
houses and other hiding-places and joined the parade.
The animals quickly went to their places in the
enclosure. Some lay rubbing their bumps and cuts
where they had been hit by the houses.
"Poor animals," said Number Nine, "they need a
doctor."
"That looks like one coming," said General Jinjur.
Looking toward the gate, Number Nine saw a
short man, dressed in a high black hat and a dark
frock coat, wearing spectacles, with a stethoscope
around his neck, and carrying a black bag. Under
his arm he held a tiny door.
The little man came bustling by, passing up the
hurt animals. Number Nine called out, "Say, Doc,
aren't you going to help these poor creatures?"
The man in the frock coat stopped. "Later in the
morning," he said, "I shall pay them a call. Just
now I have a more urgent case."
"A ease of what?" asked General Jinjur.
"The Consequences of Bad Temper," said the doc-
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tor. "This disease is very rare in Oz. The patient is
a nice little girl, otherwise."
"Why, you must be talking about Jenny Jump!"
said Number Nine. "Where is she?"
"Over there, against the wall of the bull pen. Un-
conscious from a bad bump on her head," said the
doctor. General Jinjur pointed her finger at him.
"I know who you are," she said. "You're the
Wizard of Oz!"
"Hush! You know better than to mention my name
in public!" The little man waved his hand before
General Jinjur. "Back to your farm!" he said.
Number Nine's eyes popped. General Jinjur had
vanished!
"Where is she?" cried the boy.
The doctor chuckled. "Didn't you hear me send
her home? Right now she is getting ready to milk
the cow. Jinjur is a good girl, but she has to be kept
in her place. Now to Jenny Jump."
The Wizard and Number Nine hurried toward the
wall of the bull pen. "A bull pen is not a suitable
place for a doctor to work," said the Wizard. He
tapped the little door that he was carrying under his
arm. "Do you remember the Ambassa-door that
transported you from my laboratory to the first floor
of the palace? This is Ambassa-door, Junior. It is
going to take Jenny, you, and me to the palace. And
when Jenny wakes up, she is going to find herself a
mightily changed girl!"
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CHAPTER 28
How Grand I Feel!"
JENNY lay in the Sapphire Guest Room of the
palace. Queen Ozma stood at the foot of the bed.
A scepter hung like an ornament at the side of her
dress. Her usually smooth forehead was drawn with
worry. Number Nine sat on a stool in a corner of
the room. The Wizard of Oz leaned over the bed
where Jenny lay.
The Wizard straightened up. "That bump on her
forehead is not serious," he said.
"Why doesn't she waken?" asked Ozma.
"I'm keeping her under a spell. While she can
feel nothing, I am going to remove that bad temper."
The Wizard looked around at Number Nine. "Will
you please hand me my bag, there on the table?"
Number Nine picked up the common looking black
bag and took it to the Wizard.
"Open it, young man."
Number Nine obeyed. The bag was cranimed full
of vials, bottles, thermometers, and an object that
looked like a dunce cap made of fine screen wire.
"The cap, please," said the Wizard.
There was a light rap at the door. Ozma tiptoed
over and admitted Princess Dorothy with the Scare-
crow and the Tin Woodman.
"How is Jenny?" they whispered.
"I don't know yet. The Wizard is going to perform
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the operation," said Ozma as she led the three toward
the bed.
While the two girls and Number Nine looked on,
the Wizard put the conical screen cap on Jenny's
head. "This extractor has never failed me," he said.
Jenny slept on, and as Number Nine watched, he
saw a slight smile forming on her lips.
"She looks as if she is having a pleasant dream,"
said the boy.
"She is feeling better already," said Ozma, "for
her temper just passed into that extractor she is
wearing."
Number Nine leaned over to examine the cap. He
could see nothing inside it. But he did not say any-
thing.
The Wizard turned to the boy with a smile. "You
will hardly recognize your Boss after today. There
will be no sweeter-tempered girl in the land." He
looked closely at the mesh cap. "Every bit of ill
temper is out now."
Then the Wizard turned to Ozma. "While Jenny is
wearing the extractor, is there anything else that
ought to come out?"
Ozma thought a moment and then said, "She has a
little too much envy, and that makes her unhappy.
And perhaps too much ambition."
"You are right," said the Wizard. "They must
come out. Envy first." He turned a small screw at
the side of the cap. He waited a minute and said,
"There, that's done."
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Number Nine again leaned close to the conical cap,
but he still saw nothing inside it.
"Now for the ambition that had Jenny's head
turned." This time the Wizard not only adjusted the
screw, but turned the cap. He was smiling at Jenny.
Number Nine was amazed at the change that now
came to Jenny's face. Not only was she looking
milder, happier, and younger; she was actually twice
as pretty as she had been. Number Nine's blue face
shone with affection. He could hardly wait for Jenny
to awaken.
The Wizard took off the conical cap and held it up
like a wire cage.
"Do you see what we have here, Ozma?" he said,
turning the cap.
"Yes, I see. She will be so much happier without
those," said Ozma.
The Wizard looked at Number Nine and Dorothy.
"Interesting specimens, aren't they?" he remarked,
twirling the cap.
Number Nine shook his head. The wire hat looked
empty to him. "Gee, Wiz, I don't see anything," he
said.
Princess Dorothy said, "You forget, Wizard, that
we don't have magical eyes like you and Ozma."
The Wizard laughed. "I can remedy that."
He reached into his black bag and took out a small
can labeled "Visibility Powder." Holding the cap
high, he said, "The bad temper, the envy, and
ambition have no shape or substance except to
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magical eyes. When I sprinkle some Visibility
Powder into the cap, those three will take shapes
which your eyes will see."
At this moment the door opened, and Jellia Jamb
with Glinda the Good peeped into the room. Ozma
beckoned to them to enter. They came on tiptoe to
the foot of the bed. In her hands Jellia was holding
something that was covered with a gold cloth. Glinda
the Good was dressed in a long red robe of flamingo
feathers, sewn about with rubies. Her beautiful hair
flowed down to her shoulders.
The Wizard waved the can of Visibility Powder.
"Now, watch," he said and turned the can over the
conical cap, sprinkling the powder downward. Im-
mediately Number Nine saw an object moving within
the fine mesh of the cap. Looking closer, he saw a
black wasp buzzing angrily about and darting at
the mesh as if it wanted to get out and sting
someone.
"That is bad temper," said the Wizard, and shook
more powder over the cage-like cap.
At once, a small green snake was wriggling there.
"That's envy," spoke the Wizard, and for the third
time he sprinkled some powder.
Number Nine saw a fat red toad, with a spotted
back, hopping about. "And that," said the Wizard,
"is ambition. Now Jenny is free of all these three.
Interesting specimens, don't you think?"
"What are you going to do with them, Wizard?"
asked Glinda the Good.
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"I'll keep them in my laboratory for experiments,
and later I'll give them to Professor Wogglebug for
his zoology classes at his College of Art and Athletic
Perfection."
The Wizard placed the cap with its three captives
in his black bag and replaced the can of Visi-
bility Powder. He turned to Ozma. 'I turn the pa-
tient over to you."
Ozma took Jenny's hand, leaned over the sleeping
girl, and blew softly on both her eyes.
Jenny's eyes opened. She stared around her and
said, "Why, I am in the palace!" Then she sat up-
right, smiling and stretching her arms. "How grand
I feel!" she exclaimed. "Like a new person!"
Ozma smiled. "You are a new person, Jenny. You
will always be sweet tempered, modest, and kind. All
the people of Oz shall love you, and this boy" --turn-
ing her eyes to Number Nine--"shall love you most
of all." Number Nine blushed a furious blue.
Glinda the Good smiled at Jenny. "Ozma has a
lovely surprise for you."
Princess Dorothy and Jellia Jamb nodded their
heads, smiling at Jenny
"For me?" said Jenny. Her voice was a young
girl's voice, and her eyes had a childish wonder in
them.
Ozma said, "Since the day you landed in my
carriage at my Birthday Parade, Jenny, you have
done many good things for my people. For this you
deserve a reward."
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Ozma's hand went to the jewelled scepter that
hung from her belt. She held it over Jenny's head.
"Jenny Jump, I bestow upon you the title of First
Duchess of the Realm."
"A Duchess!" cried Jenny. "Oh, thank you so
much!"
Ozma lowered her scepter and went on, "You shall
have the Sapphire Suite in the palace, right next to
Princess Dorothy's suite. You shall sit at High Coun-
cils of State. You shall appear, with Dorothy, at my
side at public entertainments. And, in addition, you
shall be Chief Stylist of the Land of Oz."
Jenny was glowing with happiness. "Oh, Ozma,
how good you are!" she said.
Number Nine unexpectedly spoke up, his voice
heavy with unhappiness, "Isn't Jenny going to live
in her cottage on Strawberry Street any more?"
"Oh, certainly," said Ozma. "She will live at the
palace only when she wishes to."
Ozma turned to Jellia and uncovered the object
that Jellia had been holding. It was a dainty coronet
of silver and sapphires. Taking it between her hands,
Ozma placed it on Jenny's head.
"There! You make a very sweet Duchess indeed,"
said Ozma.
They all gathered at the banquet table and had a
party in honor of Jenny. Suddenly she realized she
had not changed her clothes.
Jenny looked down at the dress she was wearing.
It was crushed and spattered with mud from the bull
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pen. "Oh, dear! If I am a Duchess, I had better
hurry back to my Style Shop and turn out some suit-
able clothing."
She slipped from the table. The other girls formed
a half-circle around her and walked with her to the
front stairs of the palace. Number Nine, the Scare-
crow, and the Tin Woodman came behind them.
"Goodbye, good friends!" said Jenny, and Number
Nine echoed, "Goodbye!"
"Goodbye, Duchess Jenny," called the others on the
palace stairs. They turned back into the palace, and
Jenny went on with Number Nine.
Jenny held her head high, as she thought a
Duchess ought to. The sapphires of her coronet
flashed in the sun. Number Nine's admiring blue
eyes never left her.
As they walked, Jenny was thinking. Finally she
said, "I believe that I shall keep the Style Shop half
days, Number Nine. And I shall send for your bright
Sister Six to become my assistant and keep the shop
the rest of the time. From now on, you and I are
going to spend half our time at the playground! Too
much work isn't good for anyone, do you think?"
"Whoopee!" cried Number Nine, throwing his cap
into the air. "That's what I've always wanted to hear
you say, Jenny!"
Number Nine and Jenny felt so good, they broke
into a run and did not stop until they reached the
shop. The Strawberry Street house looked glad to
see Jenny back.
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As she came to the door, she said to Number Nine,
"There is a customer in the shop."
A little bearded man was sitting on top of the turn-
style.
"Leaping Leprechauns! It's Siko Pompus!" Jenny
cried in her friendliest voice. She had completely lost
her anger toward him. "Hello, Siko Pompus! Do you
want a new suit?"
"No, Duchess Jenny. It's leavin' Oz, I am. Goin'
back to New Jersey, U.S.A., to get meself a foine
piece of pepper-cheese. I've stopped in to be sayin'
goodbye to ye an' to be leavin' ye a little gift."
"How nice of you! I am sorry to hear that you're
going," said Jenny.
Siko Pompus took a small box out of his pocket and
gave it to her. Then he hopped down from the turn-
style and skipped through the door.
"Goodbye, Siko Pompus!" called Jenny and Num-
ber Nine.
When the Leprechaun was gone, Number Nine
turned to Jenny. "Why don't you open your gift box,
Jenny?"
"I wonder what it can be," Jenny said, as she lifted
off the cover. "Oh, it's only odds and ends of junk,"
she exclaimed in disappointment.
She began taking the objects out of the box. They
included an ivory-handled eyeglass for one eye, a
pair of rose-colored gloves with only eight fingers,
a gold slipper for her left foot, and a pair of thistle-
down ear-muffs.
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"Now, what do you suppose I can do with this
stuff?" Jenny said.
"Why don't you try them on, Jenny, to see what
happens?" suggested Number Nine.
"Just to please you," said Jenny with a little laugh.
She put on the eyeglass, the gloves, the slipper, and
the ear-muffs. "Why!" she exclaimed, "They are my
fairy gifts! I can see more brightly, hear more
keenly, feel a tingling in my fingers, and-look!"
She stamped her fairy foot down and, in one leap,
bounded across the room!
"You see?" she said. "I am part fairy again!"
Number Nine said in a pleading tone, "Won't you
please put those things away and use them only on
special occasions? I don't want you to be too different."
Quickly Jenny took off the gifts and dropped them
into the box. Going to the shelf, she hid the box be-
hind a large bolt of cloth. "My, I've been made
Duchess and part fairy, all in one day!"
"Aren't you going to be my Boss any more?"
"I simply couldn't"--Jenny hesitated, then burst
out laughing-"be ANYTHING ELSE!"
Number Nine seized Jenny's hands, and together
they danced around the turn-style.
THE END
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