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(An Opinion on the “Offensive Weapons” Issue)
Question: Is there such a thing as an “Offensive Weapon’’??
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No; of course not. An inanimate object described as a
“Weapon’’ is a contradiction in terms.
Question: Are my
Fists, Boots, and Fingers “Offensive Weapons’’?
Answer: No; my fist, boot and finger’s only become “offensive’’ if I
punch you in the face, kick you in the head, or poke you in the eye.
Ouch! Any object, whether it be a Gun, Knife, Axe, Hammer, or
anything else, is just a tool designed for a specific job or purpose.
“Offensive Weapon” # 1: Axe.
Available from your friendly neighbourhood hardware/garden store. £5.99 !
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British anti - tool pressure groups are currently lobbying the British
government for a ban on certain types of tools, and the carrying of
tools by law abiding members of the public. The members of these
tiny minority (but very vocal) anti – tool groups are also lobbying for
the introduction of “
mandatory” five year prison sentences for any law
abiding citizen caught in possession of a tool, such as a pen-knife or
pair of scissors. This anti – tool hysteria has been brought about by
rare instances of violent knife attack against unarmed and helpless
British citizens. The relatives of the victims of knife crime have taken
it upon themselves to seek revenge for their loss against an inanimate
object and the law abiding citizens who poses them!
Can you imagine receiving a five year sentence just for carrying a tool
such as a knife, a tool human beings have carried and used almost
since the dawn of the human race!
These intellectually challenged morons actually
do believe that if law
abiding citizens are banned from carrying tools such as knives, the
levels of knife crime would fall! These same lame brain subservient
sheep conveniently forget that the crime rate involving the use of
guns increased by a massive 40% following the British handgun ban
of 1997 and is still increasing. Why?; Because law abiding citizens
who choose to exercise the most basic of human rights, to ‘Keep and
Bear Arms’, are not the reason behind any of today’s crime problems.
“Offensive Weapon” #2: Kitchen Knife.
Available from your friendly neighbourhood hardware/kitchen store. £5.99 !
Any individual who possesses even a modest amount of common
sense will be aware that banning any inanimate object can have no
effect on human behavior or the levels of violent crime. Those
individuals who represent the “yob” and criminal elements of our
society, by definition, do not obey the law and are therefore unaffected
by any anti - knife or gun laws.
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Increasing the length of sentences for offenders is also
not
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answer to rising crime levels, despite the myths put forwards by the
media. The countries who’s criminal ‘justice’ systems hand down the
longest of sentences also tend to have the highest and most violent
levels of criminal behavior. The United States being one example. With
around
two and a half million of it’s citizens behind bars (one of the
largest prison populations in the world) the U.S criminal ‘justice’
system continues to hand down the longest of prison sentences to
those who fall foul of the law. Despite this fact, America remains (in
certain area) one of the most violent societies on earth. Long prison
sentences do not necessarily deter criminal and anti – social behavior,
they only serve to make those who are determined to engage in
serious criminality even more determined and ruthless in their
attempts to commit the offence and evade capture once the crime has
been committed. To illustrate one example; British rapists can, and
do, receive life sentences for their crime; so why stop with rape?
Murder also carries a life sentence, so why not kill the victim and
reduce the chance of leaving a potential witness? Have life sentences
reduced rape crime? - No! Does the death penalty in the USA and
other countries reduce murder rates? - No!
We must start to deal with the root causes of crime, rather than simply
punishing the end results of criminal behavior.
“Offensive Weapon” #3: Carpenters Gimlet ! (The poor man’s push dagger).
Available from your friendly neighbourhood hardware store. £1.49 !
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What can be done then to stem the rise of violent crime and anti –
social behavior when anti – weapon laws and horrendously long
sentences are not the answer? What new “laws” and “bans” would
reduce crime and anti – social behavior?
The solution is simple, but not as simple as banning an
inanimate
object
. It also doesn’t have the same ring as “Crackdown on offensive
weapons,” - a common press headline.
Before I solve the crime and anti – social behavior problem (I will
accept the Nobel Piece Prize or a medal if offered) let’s first get crime
into perspective.
The chance of someone in Britain, and indeed most other countries,
being the victim of any type of violent crime is rare. In Britain, you are
far more likely to be one of the three and a half thousand yearly
victims of car genocide (
42,000 in the USA) than be a crime victim.
You are more likely to die of the cold; between 20,000 and 50,000 UK
citizens do just that every year! No; violent crime, although
dramatically increasing, due in part to the disarmament of law abiding
citizens, is still not a major problem for the average Briton.
Britain was always a relatively peaceful country until quiet recent
times, not because of anti – gun/weapon laws (gun control did not
exist until 1920) but because of our long history of social stability,
relative wealth, and within living memory, compliance with a moral
code and strict discipline in our homes and schools system.
However, since the beginnings of the 1960’s, an era which saw the
birth of our permissive, tolerant, and “do as you please” society, this
moral code and sense of what is acceptable behavior, has been slowly
annihilated by the activities of “Human Rights”; and in particular,
‘’Child Rights’’ lobby groups. These small but very vocal groups have
successfully campaigned for the removal of
every worthwhile
deterrent and punishment for child and teenage offenders. As a result,
each generation is being raised without fear of any retribution for
criminal behavior. These “out of control children” grow up into out of
control adults, in a never ending cycle of social anarchy.
The main ‘crime problem’ facing British society today is not pre-
meditated violent crime, but anti - social behavior, which can often
escalate into violent crime. A phenomenon often referred to as the
“Yob Culture”. This yob culture being the root cause of an almost
endless plague of anti – social behavior problems, ranging from
stabbings and alcohol induced street brawls, to the untouchable foul
mouthed and out of control kids we often see on our streets and in our
schools. Government departments, schools, and many parents, shrug
their shoulders, all effectively held ‘‘hostage’’ by ‘’political
correctness’’ and “child protection laws”, all collectively reneging on
their responsibility to raise an obedient, moral, and law abiding
younger generation.
We are now experiencing the end results of forty plus years of social
experimentation based on lunatic left wing ideologies that advocate
hedonist and consequence free lifestyle choices. With around twelve
children expelled from our schools every day for violent attacks on
teachers or other pupils, the highest teenage pregnancy and abortion
rates in Europe, and one of the highest levels of anti – social behavior
problems in the
world, we need to look far further than the point of a
knife blade for a solution!
As in the case of violent crime, the yob culture cannot be dealt with by
banning certain types of tools. The knife, for example, has been
around for thousands of years, but the type of school and street
stabbings we have seen in recent years, and which have been
blown
out of all proportion in the press, are a quiet recent “problem”.
Has the knife suddenly become sharper or more pointed? Has the
knife blade suddenly become longer? No; the knife and gun remain
the same, it is only our society that has changed!
“Offensive Weapon” #4: Meat Cleaver.
Available from your friendly neighbourhood hardware/kitchen store. £8.99!
Before understanding how to eradicate the yob culture, we must first
understand how a yob is created. We must also understand that a yob
is
not a natural phenomenon but a being that must be carefully
nurtured from early childhood. Learning how to create a yob is the
first step in learning how to eradicate the problem. It is also the first
step in tackling the type of thug violence used by politicians, police
authorities, and ‘‘anti-everything’’ groups as the excuse to further
disarm law abiding citizens!
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I have put together the following ‘‘five point plan’’ for those
wishing to create their own yob! However, I must point out
that the following rules must be adhered to
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Note: The apprentice yob must be schooled from the earliest possible age. No older
than three or four years of age is recommended. Providing this plan is followed to the
letter, your apprentice should receive a full yob scholarship by the age of ten. Any
deviation from this plan could lead to the extinction of yob culture.
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and years of life being the most formative,
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and acceptable behavior from the outset.
The apprentice must be employed by a fully qualified yob
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or two, if available.
The parents should ideally have a traceable pedigree of
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cradle of the young apprentice. It should
be ensured that the yobs home life is as
dysfunctional and disrupted as possible in
order to instill a great sense of insecurity and mayhem.
The importance of allowing the apprentice free rein within
this environment cannot be overstated.
The parent or parents should engage in “yobbish behavior”
in the presence of the apprentice, in order to demonstrate the
required standards of behavior which are to be expected both
now and in later life. Regular displays of foul language,
alcohol intoxication, violent or abusive domestic interaction,
all assist in providing the young apprentice with suitable role
model behavior.
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The apprentice will inevitably spend more hours of the day at
school than at home. For this reason it is of vital importance
to send the apprentice to a school with a lax education and
discipline regime. Most schools fall into this category, so it
should not be too difficult to find the apprentice a suitable
placement.
Schools which concentrate on issues such as religion,
discipline, respect for others, good manners, morality, and
other such subversive ideologies should be avoided. The last
thing we want is for the school to contradict or undo any of
the parents good work carried out during the apprentices pre-
school years.
The school should always respect the legal “rights” of the
apprentice to ensure the child’s yob-hood years remain free
from the constraints imposed upon the adult population.
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unruly behavior! If the parent wishes to
demonstrate some form of authority
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minimum) psychological abuse such as
screaming, shouting, swearing, and threats of imminent
violence towards the apprentice should always be used.
Remember that examples of this type need to be set.
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curriculum. The television, being the most
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essential tool in the mind control
process. The apprentice must be subjected
to as much negative imagery as possible. Several hours a
day are recommended.
The correct type of television and/or video programming is
essential in order to create the correct type of mindset during
the first years of apprenticship. Programs containing extreme
violence, foul language, violent and corruptive forms of
music, and depraved or perverted sexual activity, should be
the required standards of viewing.
Violent video games are also a great aid to successful
development!
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