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Knock-Knock Jokes on Message Mate 

 

Record the two parts of each joke under the colour-coded 1, 2.  
Teach student to wait for partner response. i.e. Say (with Message Mate), “Want to hear a 
joke?” Wait for response, before going on to say, “Knock, knock,” etc.  
 
Sample jokes to use: 
 
1 - Water 
(partner - Water who?) 
2 - What are you doing? 
 
1 - Your mom. 
(partner - Your mom who?) 
2 - You don’t know who your mom is? 
 
1 – Boo 
(partner – Boo who?) 
2 – Don’t cry. I’ve got more jokes. 
 
1 – Spell 
(partner – Spell who?) 
2 – W. . . H. . . O. . .  
 
1 – Jess 
(partner – Jess who?) 
2 – Jess me, open the door. 
 
1 – Tank 
(partner – Tank who?) 
2 – You’re welcome! 
 
1 – Yaw 
(partner – Yaw who?) 
2 – Why are you so excited? 
 
1 – Justin   
(partner – Justin who?) 
2 – Just in time for dinner.