Quantitative Mission Assessment Form C7:A8:214.60
Please take a moment to rate the quality of your
mission
briefing.
For each statement, list a numeric value from 1 to
$MAX_NUM
, where 1 means ‘very
strong agreement
’ and
$MAX_NUM
means ‘only slightly
strong agreement
.’
____ My
mission briefing
was handled in a/an
time-
efficient manner.
____ There appeared to be sufficient
paperwork
.
____ The range of flavors was to my liking.
____ I could tell the officer in charge was
an Internal
Security agent
.
____ I would be willing to
repeat the experience
.
Quantitative Mission Assessment Form 220:C3:05:FF
Please take a moment to rate the quality of
hygiene
experienced
during the mission. For each statement, list a numeric value from
1 to
-9
, where 1 means ‘very
plausible
’ and
-9
means ‘only
slightly
plausible
.’
____ My teammates clearly understand the importance
of proper
hygiene
.
____ Next time, I could use a lot more
machine oil
.
____ The range of flavors was to my liking.
____ I think
hygiene
should be less
cinematic
.
____ The relevant Qwalitie Standard makes me feel
less than 1 meter tall
.
‘Mister Bubbles’ debriefing forms
Make at least two copies of this page and cut apart the individual forms. Directions for giving them to your players are given in Scene 7, the
mission debriefing.
Infiltration Recruitment Form Z44-GG1-13A-9CA
Greetings! Because of all the hard work you’ve been putting
in to date, you are being given this opportunity to infiltrate the
Illuminati
secret society. Just to reassure us you’re the right
citizen for the job, however, please check any of the following that
apply (minimum 1):
I was
just about to register my
pyrokinesis
mutant power. ___
I really did terminate at least
three
of my own former clones. ___
I know
flammable
and
inflammable
are not the same. ___
I am highly resistant to
the Thirty-second Flavor
. ___
I have been trained in the proper use of
Floss++
. ___
Signed: _________ Dated: _________________________
Quantitative Mission Assessment Form FF:A8:212.60
Please take a moment to rate the quality of your
assigned
mission equipment
. For each statement, list a numeric value
from 1 to
4
, where 1 means ‘very
good question
’ and
4
means
‘only slightly
good question
.’
____ My
assigned mission equipment
was handled in
a/an
cinematic
manner.
____ There appeared to be sufficient
ventilation
.
____ The range of flavors was to my liking.
____ I could tell the officer in charge was
on some
sort of drugs
.
____ I would be willing to
kill my own next clone
.
Quantitative Mission Assessment Form B5:B1:92.141
Please take a moment to rate the quality of your
service service
.
For each statement, list a numeric value from 1 to
2
, where 1 means
‘very
likely
and
2
means ‘only slightly
likely
.’
____ My
service service
was handled in a/an
reassuring
manner.
____ There appeared to be sufficient
machine oil
.
____ The range of flavors was to my liking.
____ I could tell the officer in charge was
a robot
assassin from the future
.
____ I would be willing to
sign the next form I see
.
Quantitative Mission Assessment Form 80:FF:136:B1
Please take a moment to rate the quality of
transport
experienced
during the mission. For each statement, list a numeric value from 1
to
$UNDEF
, where 1 means ‘very
flammable
and
$UNDEF
means
‘only slightly
flammable
.’
____ My teammates clearly understand the importance
of proper
transport
.
____ Next time, I could use a lot more
napalm ammo
.
____ The range of flavors was to my liking.
____ I think
transport
should be less
reassuring
.
____ The relevant Qwalitie Standard makes me feel
highly corrosive
.
